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Lyr ADD: We're in the Swiss Navy? / King's Navy

Haruo 17 Dec 02 - 11:51 PM
Joe Offer 18 Dec 02 - 02:04 AM
Haruo 19 Dec 02 - 01:59 AM
GUEST,Ellen 24 Oct 11 - 01:24 AM
GUEST,Mike Connerton 08 Feb 22 - 10:14 AM
GUEST 08 Aug 26 - 07:11 PM
Jack Horntip 10 Aug 26 - 01:16 PM
Jack Horntip 10 Aug 26 - 01:27 PM
Lighter 10 Aug 26 - 03:51 PM
Jack Horntip 10 Aug 26 - 04:22 PM
Jack Horntip 10 Aug 26 - 04:37 PM
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Subject: Lyr Req: We're in the Swiss Navy
From: Haruo
Date: 17 Dec 02 - 11:51 PM

À propos of the Swiss yacht's triumphant showing in the America's Cup semi-finals, I decided to look up "We're in the Swiss Navy", but couldn't find a trace of it in DT nor nowhere.

The version I knew as a kid went

We don't have to march with the infantry,
ride with the cavalry, shoot with the artillery.
We don't have to fly over Germany:
We're in the Swiss Navy.
We're in the Swiss Navy, we're in the Swiss Navy.
We don't have to march with the infantry,
ride with the cavalry, shoot with the artillery.
We don't have to fly over Germany:
We're in the Swiss Navy.

I think I've also heard it done

I'm in the Swiss Navy

and

We are the Swiss Navy

and with "want" in place of "have".

And I'm pretty sure in the Bests' Song Fest there's at least one other verse about "We are the sweet bloomer girls", as I recall it goes roughly

We can drink champagne with the best of them,
Gin with the worst of them, beer with the rest of them,
We love the Empire's big hairy-chested men:
We are the sweet bloomer girls.

Which parts or versions am I missing here?

Haruo


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Subject: ADD Verse: King's Navy
From: Joe Offer
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 02:04 AM

Well, Haruo, in Song Fest and in the Digital Tradition, it's called King's Navy. Song Fest has an additional (women's) verse not in the DT - I'll put that verse in bold letters.
-Joe Offer-

KING'S NAVY

We don't have to march with the infantry
Ride with the cavalry, shoot the artillery
We don't have to fly over Germany
We are the King's Navy

We are the King's Navy
We are the King's Navy

We can drink champagne with the best of them
Gin with the worst of them, beer with the rest of them
We are the empire's big hairy-chested men
We are the King's Navy

We drink scotch, scotch with the best of them
Gin with the worst of them, beer with the Dartmouth men
We like great big [sigh] hairy-chested men
We are the sweet bloomer girls.
    We are the sweet bloomer girls.
    We are the sweet bloomer girls.
We drink scotch, scotch with the best of them (as above)


@military @drink
tune:The Old Grey Mare
From Dick and Beth Best's book, Song Fest.
filename[ KINGNAVY
JN
oct96
Click here for information on the Swiss Navy, what there is of it.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: We're in the Swiss Navy
From: Haruo
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 01:59 AM

Interesting. I learned it (Seattle, 1960s) in Boy Scouts as "Swiss" not "King's" (though I knew of the "King's" variant, probably from Song Fest); and I correctly recalled that the bloomer girls were in Song Fest, but I'm not sure where I got the champagne.

Leland


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: We're in the Swiss Navy? / King's Navy
From: GUEST,Ellen
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 01:24 AM

My grandfather was in flight training in World War I in France and they sang this song, with the chorus "We are the kiwi-wis" (flightless birds). He never did get into action, fortunately for him, since they were not issued parachutes (bad for morale) and there was a 100 percent mortality rate, I understand.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: We're in the Swiss Navy? / King's Navy
From: GUEST,Mike Connerton
Date: 08 Feb 22 - 10:14 AM

Sang this song in the 50s early 60s at camp in northern New Jersey WMCA Camp Acquackanonk.


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Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: We're in the Swiss Navy? / King's Navy
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Aug 26 - 07:11 PM

I remember this song from the mid 60s. I lived in New Jersey at the time.


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Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: We're in the Swiss Navy? / King's Navy
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 10 Aug 26 - 01:16 PM

Tune: The old grey mare.


See another thread: We Don't Have to Fight Like the Infantry


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Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: We're in the Swiss Navy? / King's Navy
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 10 Aug 26 - 01:27 PM

Ballad index entry: https://balladindex.org/Ballads/Hopk063.html


King's Navy, The

DESCRIPTION: "We don't want to march with the infantry, Ride with the cavalry, shoot with the artillery, We don't want to fly over Germany, We're in the King's Navy." Or, "We don't have to march with the infantry, ride with the cavalry... We're in the Swiss Navy."
AUTHOR: unknown
EARLIEST DATE: 1938 (Carl E. Zander and Wes H. Klusman, Camp Songs)
KEYWORDS: navy nonballad war campsong
FOUND IN: Canada
REFERENCES (5 citations):
Hopkins-SongsFromTheFrontAndRear, p. 63, "The King's Navy" (1 text, 1 tune)
Averill-CampSongsFolkSongs, pp. 123, 164, 236, 519, 549, "Swiss Navy" (notes only)
Zander/Klusmann-CampSongsNThings, p. 46, "The King's Nivy" (1 text, tune referenced)
Zander/Klusmann-CampSongsPopularEdition, p. 7, "The King's Nivy" (1 text, tune referenced)
DT, KINGNAVY

Roud #29412
CROSS-REFERENCES:
cf. "The Old Gray Mare (I) (The Old Gray Horse; The Little Black Bull)" (tune)
NOTES [52 words]: The two versions of this, "The King's Navy" and "The Swiss Navy," are fairly distinct, and there isn't much evidence to prove which is older -- but I'd guess "The King's Navy" is the original; if "The Swiss Navy" were the earliest form, it probably wouldn't have been changed, because the joke is too good. - RBW
Last updated in version 6.3
File: Hopk063

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Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: We're in the Swiss Navy? / King's Navy
From: Lighter
Date: 10 Aug 26 - 03:51 PM

N. Y. Daily News (June 22, 1928), referring to 1918:

"Oh,I don't have to march like the infantry,
Ride like the cavalry,
Shoot like the artillery,
I don't have to fly over Germany,
For I'm a Kee-wee now.


Edward A. Dolph Sound Off! (1928), referring to 1918:

Oh, we don't have to hike like the infantry,
Ride like the cavalry,
Shoot like artillery,
Oh, we don't have to fly over Germany.
We are the Q.M.C.
We are the Q.M.C.
We are the Q.M.C.
[Repeat first five lines.]

John J. Niles et al., The Songs My Mother Never Taught Me (1929), referring to 1918:

Oh, we don't have to fight like the infantry,
Shoot like artillery,
Ride like the cavalry,
Oh, we don't have to fly over Germany.
We are the ki-wi-wi.
We are the ki-wi-wi,
We are the ki-wi-wi,
[Repeat first five lines.]



Victoria [B.C.] Daily Times (Apr. 13, 1935):

"Syd led the audience in 'If You Want to Know Where the Sergeants Are,' 'Pack All [sic] Troubles,' 'We Don't Have to March Like the Infantry,' and a few other numbers."


Kendall Banning, Annapolis Today (1939):

"We don't have to march like the infantry,
Ride with the cavalry,
Shoot with th' artillery,
We can lick your whole damned Army,
We are the old Ny-vee!"


Victoria Daily Times (Dec. 7, 1940):

"That famous piece which Colonel Cy Peck helped to popularize:

I don't want to march like the infantry,
Ride with the cavalry,
Shoot like artillery;
I don't have to fly over Germany,
I'm in the King's Navee."


Erich Posselt, Give Out (1943):

"Oh, we don't have to march like the infantry,
(mark time with feet)
Ride like the cavalry,
(post while seated)
Shoot like the artillery,
(aim imaginary gun)
And we don't have to fly over Germany,
We are the old Navy!"

We are the old Navy!
We are the old Navy!
And then, by gosh, we'll all go to sea again,
We are the old Navy!


Palladium-Item (Richmond, Ind.), Apr. 28, 1944:

"...with which frontliners always badger service troops:

We don't have to fight like the infantry,
Ride like the cavalry,
Shoot like the artillery,
don't have to fly over Germany.
We're in the PBS !"

*******

The song, "The Old Gray Mare, She Ain't What She Used to Be," was
a big hit in 1917-18.

Q.M.C. = Quartermaster Corps (U.S.) PBS = Peninsular Base Section, Italy.

The song seems to have been more satirical than self-referential. "Swiss Navee" versions appear to be for kids, post-1945.


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Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: We're in the Swiss Navy? / King's Navy
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 10 Aug 26 - 04:22 PM

I started Transylvania College in 1973. Campus life revolved
around Greek life. If you weren't Greek chances are you were
spending Saturday nights in your dorm room.

I went out for rush, and lasted all of two weeks. But I picked up a
song or two.

Tune; The Old Gray Mare
We dig great big UH hairy chested men!
Uh! hairy chested men!
UH! hairy chested men!
We dig great big UH! hairy chested men!
We are the sweet Chi O
WE are the sweet Chi O!
We are the sweet Chi O
We dig great big UH hairy chested men, we are the sweet Chi Oh

We drink scotch and rye with the best of them,
wine with the rest of them,
beer with the Transy boys.
We dig great big UH! hairy chested men.
We are the sweet Chi O.

Posted May 11th, 2010 by LadyJean to the Fraternity & Sorority Chants and Songs thread.


See post original here: https://mudcat.org/detail_print.cfm?messages__Message_ID=2904262


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Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: We're in the Swiss Navy? / King's Navy
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 10 Aug 26 - 04:37 PM

I'm in the Lord's Army

(to the tune of 'The Old Grey Mare')   Actions are in blue!

I may never march in the Infantry,   (march)
Ride in the cavalry,   (pretend you're riding a horse)
Shoot the artillery.   (clap hands together)
I may never zoom o'er the enemy,
(spread arms out and pretend to be a plane)
But I'm in the Lord's Army.   (point one finger up to God)
I'm in the Lord's Army, (yes, sir!)   (salute)
I'm in the Lord's Army, (yes, sir!)
I may never march in the Infantry,
Ride in the cavalry,
Shoot the artillery.
I may never zoom o'er the enemy,
But I'm in the Lord's Army, (yes, sir!)


Religous / camp version of the song.


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