BS: It was not me!

Subject: BS: It was not me!
From: skipy
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 02:56 PM

Incase anyone is worried, it was not me, I don't have a mobile!

A jobless man had to make frantic mobile phone calls to police to rescue him from the back of a US rubbish van which was about to start compressing.
The unnamed man from Oak Park, Michigan, fell asleep while searching through a skip for bottles. He awoke when the skip was unloaded into a truck. He dialled 911 and told police he didn't know which truck he was in but was able to give the location of the skip he fell asleep in.
police spokesman said: "If I was him I would go to church and play the lottery because today was his lucky day."
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: It was not me!
From: GUEST,knotgrain
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 05:16 PM

I've never heard of donating emergency-only mobile phones to homeless persons, but that's an idea.

Are you known for your bottle collections?

Subject: RE: BS: It was not me!
From: skipy
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 05:21 PM

I am known for my interest (to say the least) in skips!
I am known to be brave enough to drink things that others would not touch!
So it could have been me (ish!) but geographically not!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: It was not me!
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 05:24 PM

Nor me. Too pissed to use a phowennnnnnecjk

Subject: RE: BS: It was not me!
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 03:54 AM

Where would homeless persons get their phones charged?

Subject: RE: BS: It was not me!
From: skipy
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 04:07 AM

at the police station of course.
(I should write riddles for Xmas crackers)
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: It was not me!
From: Rasener
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 05:06 AM

here is the link

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070103125252827C231689

Subject: RE: BS: It was not me!
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 06:01 AM

"Where would homeless persons get their phones charged?"

He wasn't homeless, he was unemployed.

Rhiannon