BS: Mickey Mouse's new jersey erections

Subject: BS: Mickey Mouse's new jersey erections
From: wilco
Date: 09 Oct 02 - 02:50 PM

I might have misunderstood new jersey mickey mouse selections. If it was about Mickey's erections, that's none of anyone's business. Plus, I doubt it, since his voice has never changed.

Subject: RE: BS: Mickey Mouse's new jersey erections
From: wilco
Date: 09 Oct 02 - 02:55 PM

Now, i think I got it. It's about Mickey's friends, Clarabelle the jersey cow and her family. Those jersey bullys erections. I got it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mickey Mouse's new jersey erections
From: Genie
Date: 09 Oct 02 - 05:50 PM

No, 'Ms. Latella,' it's not about New Jersey Mickey Mouse "selections" or "erections." It's "New Jersey Mickey Mouse elections -- as in Toricelli, Lautenberg, and the New Jersey Supreme Court -- see? "Elections," not "erections."

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Mickey Mouse's new jersey erections
From: Kenny B (inactive)
Date: 09 Oct 02 - 06:15 PM

Apologies in advance for the thread creep, i couldn't resest it.
Picture the scene ....... In cartoon terms.
A small insignificant Mickey Mouse is facing an oversize corporate lawyer dressed in a loud pinstripe suit seated at the opposite side of a large oak desk.
"Mr Mouse" he booms " I cannot get you a divorce just because your wife has prominent front teeth"
Mickey Mouse turns purple with rage, inflates to ten times his original size and with eyes bulging he screams in a high pitched mousy voice" I didn't say she had prominent teeth...
I said she was f....ing Goofy"

Subject: RE: BS: Mickey Mouse's new jersey erections
From: wilco
Date: 09 Oct 02 - 07:32 PM

My apologies. I have been informed that Mickey Mouse is not the issue here. It has something to do with Lautenburg and his relationship to Goofy. Matter of fact, he looks kind of like Goofy.

Subject: RE: BS: Mickey Mouse's new jersey erections
From: Genie
Date: 09 Oct 02 - 08:02 PM

Wrong, wilco. It's Toricelli who's Goofy!

Subject: RE: BS: Mickey Mouse's new jersey erections
From: artbrooks
Date: 09 Oct 02 - 08:11 PM

No..no..no..Torricelli is a CROOK...and that's normal in New Jersey, not goofy at all...

Subject: RE: BS: Mickey Mouse's new jersey erections
From: beadie
Date: 10 Oct 02 - 11:25 AM

Genie:
      You are, of course, correct in differentiating the two homonymous terms, but this is still a case of electile dysfunction.

Subject: RE: BS: Mickey Mouse's new jersey erections
From: wilco
Date: 10 Oct 02 - 12:28 PM

Now I got . I got it. It's about something to do with a politician who IS a cartoon character, probably erection ex-president Bill Lewinsky. Sorry that I defamed Mickey and put him in such seedy company. I didn't know that Bill had his eye on Clarabelle the jersy cow though. That must be the jersey political erection. I GOT IT!!!!