BS: Cheer me up - Please

Subject: RE: BS: Cheer me up - Please
From: JulieF
Date: 08 Feb 01 - 02:45 PM

They use it to bring the goods up from the stock room below - The young lad said when it broke down at Christmas they had to use a bucket on a rope !!!

Julie

Subject: RE: BS: Cheer me up - Please
From: LR Mole
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 12:08 PM

Two quotes, one from my office door and one from right above the screen here: "One of the signs of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."--Bertrand Russell. "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.'And God granted it."--Voltaire. It's a frantic but loving waltz clog in here. LRM

Subject: RE: BS: Cheer me up - Please
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 05:53 PM

Julie: My condolences on the loss of your uncle. May God keep and protect you and yours. OK the serious stuff out of the way, Let Old Irish Sergeant give you a crash course on humiliating self-important twits.. Oh wait, my solicitor tells me that advocating ex-lax brownies or setting their desk on fire may violate several statuates and result in punishment and lawsuits. Of course the truest and sweetest revenge is to wait until the center of the universe makes a horrendous mistake and then offer to help them rectify it. Not only do you look great, but it tends to make the self important show their true colors. Many time they implode and have to take a weeks leave or end up quietly disappearing. Kindest reguards, Neil

Subject: RE: BS: Cheer me up - Please
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 07:03 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Cheer me up - Please
From: GUEST,Wavestar
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 07:55 PM

*ROFL* Sorcha... No little dots? I swear, I could read it once. Give me a while and I'll make sense of them all again.

Julie, all the best. Relax, spend time with your loved ones, this too shall pass. Enjoy your holiday next week.

-J