BS: anal retentive

Subject: RE: BS: anal retentive
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Mar 02 - 04:41 AM

Anal retentive is what you have to be when you're manning a support desk on your own and dying for a crap - but the bloody phone keeps ringing.

Subject: RE: BS: anal retentive
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Apr 02 - 12:39 AM

I don't understand, is this reflection upon YOU, your BOSS, or the music of MudCat?

Can the condition be cured?"

Subject: RE: BS: anal retentive
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Apr 02 - 05:22 PM

Hey, Spaw...I'm glad I made your list! :-) Do you also consider William Shatner to be anal retentive?

True anal retentiveness can be a serious threat to health! To combat it, drink LOTS of water daily, eat less cheese and meat and dry junk food, and more fresh vegetables and grains. Exercise! If all else fails, use simple enemas. A hand-held squeeze bottle with a wand can be inserted in the appropriate orifice, and warm water squirted therein. Wait five minutes and your problem will be solved! "You go to move...you got to move...you got to move, child...you gotta move...when the Lord says 'Get Ready!'...you gotta move..."

- LH