ADD: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:49 PM

At least the spammers are taking their dumps in a more apropo thread (if that's possible).

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 02:27 PM

I think that this type of song should not be pubished like this.

I'm a born again Christian an I find this sort of smut is terrible.
tom
but then I'm a hpyocrite as well

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 03:02 PM

ps

Just like everyone else in the world, because there was only person in the this world who is not a hypocrite and that was Jesus.

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 03:21 PM

Oh yea?

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 03:23 PM

IF you have "hypocrites" do you also have "hypercrites?" And just what are they and how do they behave?

Spaw

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 03:49 PM

I'm a crit, yer a crit, we're all crit critters.....

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:14 PM

Well name some who isn't a hypocrite.

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:16 PM

at lest i'm honest about that being a hypocrite, can you do the same.
any what has this to do with the 'song'

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:17 PM

Would people please read the original post in this thread, and stop being so bloody precious. Yes it's bad taste, get over it, you were warned!
G.

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:40 PM

I'm sorry you feel that way, but as I said I'm a born again Christian. and I just wanted to see what it was all about that's all and then I said what I thought about it.

there is nothing wrong in that is there or is there

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Joe Offer
Date: 01 Jul 08 - 11:58 PM

Additional information from John Patrick:

Joe,

I would like to add info about the "Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck" rhyme/chant. Could you reopen the thread ?


    http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=80536


Thanks!

John Patrick

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Info to add:



Monday, April 7, 2008
Our Version of a Haka...

During socials, its a custom, to have our own haka, or a yelling match of some sort of chant. Whomever yells the loudest is the winner.**WARNING** this entire song is cussing!!**



Fuck a damn, shit a damn, fuck a damn damn
Some motherfucker just stole my man
I'll fuck the motherfucker better than the other fucker
So fuck a damn, shit a damn, fuck a damn damn



*BSU [Ball State University (Indiana)] women's team won this "haka" this year against the IU women's team!*

-Spence-
Posted by Rugger15




Retrieved from http://rugger15.blogspot.com/ on 2008-06-25.

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 02 Jul 08 - 05:14 AM

I have posted elsewhere :

'Those who wish to be offended invariably find a reason'.

I am reminded of the "war cry" of the Grammar School Rugby (Union) Team, for which I was picked at age 13 (1957 CE):

"Fuck ! Shit! Bugger, Tit, Cunt, Wank, Fart!".

Little boys being smutty behind the bike sheds.

We grew out of it. Perhaps born-again christians might grow out of being offended by the thread title. As a once-born pagan (devout and practising) I wasn't delighted by the thread title, but my brand of

paganry says "Live, and let live".

Subject: RE: 'Wham, bam, god dam, son of a bitch' Chant
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 05:50 PM

This is from page 24 of the 1962 research paper "Folklore of the USMC" by Don Higginbotham.

Wham, bam, god dam, son of a bitch I am.
Sixty-nine, Christ almighty, boo, rah, shit.

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 06:01 PM

This is from the Fiend Song Book 2002:

THE WEASEL SONG
We're a bunch of assholes, scum of the earth,
Filth of creation, we've gone from bad to worse.
Masturbating' sons of bitches,
Know in all the barrooms and whorehouses too,
We're the Wild Weasels,
And we say, "Fuck You!"
Rat shit bat shit, dirty rotten twat,
Sixty-nine douche bags tied in a knot.
Bite, gobble, fuck, suck,
Nibble and chew,
We're the Wild Weasels,
Who the fuck are you?

The "Fiend Songbook 2002" is the songbook & squadron history of the Flying Fiends of the 36th Tactical Fighter Squadron, Osan AB South Korea.

Here is wikipedia on "Wild Weasels":

Wild Weasel is a nickname for an aircraft of the United States Air Force specially equipped with radar seeking missiles used to remove radars and SAM installations of enemy air defence systems. The techniques used with Wild Weasels in the Vietnam and the Yom Kippur War were later integrated into the Suppression of Enemy Air Defenses (SEAD) a plan used by US air forces to establish immediate air control, prior to possible full scale conflict.Initially known by the operational code "IRON HAND" when first authorized on August 12, 1965, the term "Wild Weasel" derives from Project Wild Weasel, the USAF development program for a dedicated SAM-detection and suppression aircraft. Originally named "Project Ferret", denoting a predatory animal that goes into its prey's den to kill it (hence: "to ferret out"), the name was changed to differentiate it from the code-name "Ferret" that had been used during World War II for radar counter-measures bombers.

In brief, the task of a Wild Weasel aircraft is to bait enemy anti-aircraft defenses into targeting it with their radars, whereupon the radar waves are traced back to their source so that the Weasel or its teammates can precisely target it for destruction. A simple analogy is playing the game of "flashlight tag" in the dark; a flashlight is usually the only reliable means of identifying someone in order to "tag" (destroy) them, but the light immediately renders the bearer able to be identified and attacked as well. The result is a hectic game of cat-and-mouse in which the radar "flashlights" are rapidly cycled on and off in an attempt to identify and kill the target before the target is able to home in on the emitted radar "light" and destroy the site.

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy
From: GUEST,Steamin' Willie
Date: 25 Nov 09 - 12:52 PM

Huh, when I used the word fuck on a thread, I was locked out for a week.

My fault, I said I was weird.

I included Sarah Palin in the same sentence.

We all have fantasies. Just that mine have two legs, not four.

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Could be true - but the reason were locked out was because you attacked another person, not because of your choice of words. Seems you're putting a bit of "spin" on the truth.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 08:11 PM

Learned by Kim B. from Randy H. in 1967:

Cat suck bite fuck
Gobble, nibble, chew
Shitty ass rat fuck
Cunt, blow, screw.

This is recorded in the untitled folklore collection by Kim B. which was deposited at the Indiana University Archives by Professor Ridlen in 1970. Accession Number: 70/241.

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: deadfrett
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 01:40 PM

SEX is Sex but WAR is OBSCENE!!

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Rasener
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 02:45 PM

As I hav emy daughters walking by and looking at my screen, I would like to block such threads from appearing on my thread list.
I know it is possible, but how?

Thanks

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 02:44 AM

cocksucker motherfucker eat a bag of shit shit
cuntrag douchebag suck your mothers tit tit
we're the best fraternity
and all the others suck suck
kappa sigma kappa sigma
rah rah FUCK!!!

Posted on Nov. 1, 2006 here: http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=25758287&categoryID=0&IsSticky=0&groupID=104182346&Mytoken=F11FDE45-3F33-4656-9D0F998EF41AFD469143522

Retreived Feb 15, 2010.

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Thread #80536   Message #3040511

Posted By: GUEST

25-Nov-10 - 05:05 PM

Thread Name: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song

Below is an ATΩ (Alpha Tau Omega) fraternity version retrieved from here http://quizlet.com/1439963/tribunal-history-flash-cards/

douchebag, whorehouse, eat a bag of shit
cock sucker, mother fucker, bite your mommas tit
we're the best fraternity and all the others suck
ATO ATO FUCK YOU!!!

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Sean Mc
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 01:12 PM

Kill this thread now - it has long outworn its welcome & really has nothing to do with tradition.

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 01:17 PM

This came from Salt Lake City, UTAH?? All my LDS acquaintances would certainly leap to deny the possibility that such lyrics could spring from their headquarters citizenry. Whooooaaa....

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 01:27 PM

"This is recorded in the untitled folklore collection by Kim B. which was deposited at the Indiana University Archives by Professor Ridlen in 1970. Accession Number: 70/241."

Shouldn't have bothered. My dog makes better deposits.

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: Seayaker
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 06:18 PM

Well said Sean Mc. This thread is to Folk Music what Chubby Brown is to comedy

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST
Date: 31 May 10 - 10:10 PM

A version of this is on youtube here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR2cb0YtDNU

This is being chanted by the Castleford professional rugby team.

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST
Date: 31 May 10 - 10:40 PM

A transcription:

Running to the tryline with a prick in my hands
I'm a big mean fucker of a Castleford man
Shit, fight, fuck, nibble, gobble, chew
I'm a Castleford man who the fucking hell are you?

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: mousethief
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 10:36 PM

Aren't we very clever
Saying naughty words
pee poo potty bum
peepee kaka turds

This stuff has no lyrical value, it's not clever, it's not folk, it's just overgrown adolescents trying to fit as many dirty words into a song as they can. For men who should never have been allowed to graduate from high school because they were still intellectually 13 years old.

Now REAL bawdy songs, songs that are clever, well-written, and interesting -- bring 'em on. I have a couple of nice collections at home. But this is just tripe.

Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
From: GUEST,David E.
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 03:35 PM

Any chance of changing the thread title or maybe covering it with plywood so that only those who want to go in and look around have to see it? (No, I haven't read all the posts so I don't know if this was addressed before...)

David E.

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