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BS: When did you loose your virginity?

GUEST,emily rain 26 Mar 04 - 10:47 PM
Amos 27 Mar 04 - 12:21 AM
GUEST,Sam the Shagger 27 Mar 04 - 01:22 AM
HuwG 27 Mar 04 - 01:55 AM
Liz the Squeak 27 Mar 04 - 02:44 AM
Biskit 27 Mar 04 - 03:47 AM
Ellenpoly 27 Mar 04 - 05:47 AM
dianavan 27 Mar 04 - 02:39 PM
John MacKenzie 27 Mar 04 - 02:45 PM
Peace 27 Mar 04 - 04:45 PM
GUEST,emily rain 27 Mar 04 - 05:48 PM
Scoville 27 Mar 04 - 10:44 PM
Art Thieme 28 Mar 04 - 12:42 AM
Blackcatter 28 Mar 04 - 01:20 AM
Blackcatter 28 Mar 04 - 01:45 AM
Peace 28 Mar 04 - 02:03 AM
Amergin 28 Mar 04 - 02:42 AM
Peace 28 Mar 04 - 02:53 AM
Ellenpoly 28 Mar 04 - 05:42 AM
Amos 28 Mar 04 - 06:25 AM
GUEST,Shlio 28 Mar 04 - 09:39 AM
John MacKenzie 28 Mar 04 - 10:55 AM
Peace 28 Mar 04 - 12:46 PM
Blackcatter 28 Mar 04 - 04:22 PM
Rasener 28 Mar 04 - 04:44 PM
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Peace 28 Mar 04 - 08:12 PM
kendall 28 Mar 04 - 10:50 PM
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dianavan 29 Mar 04 - 12:17 AM
GUEST,Rama Llama 29 Mar 04 - 02:37 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,emily rain
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 10:47 PM

i was of age, in my own bed, and it was good fun.

i've recently experienced what's called "revirginating", where you do without long enough that you forget what it was really like. it's akin to when you have a chest cold for two weeks and you forget what it feels like to breathe.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:21 AM

Emily:

Ya know, I realize it is none of my business, but did it ever occur to you you might be missing out on something by reason of not hanging out with the right kind of guys? I mean let's face it-- you have "it" and you're intelligent and so on. So if there's a scarcity of ...umm...bipartisan union occurring around here, it's just gotta be a flaw in the party of the other part, ya? Or, are ya being fussy, then???

A


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Sam the Shagger
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 01:22 AM

1964, I enjoyed it so much I've kept on losing it.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: HuwG
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 01:55 AM

1955. And it's only 8 o'clock now.

<g>



As the girls at a convent school near where I grew up were alleged to pray:

Oh, Blessed Virgin, we believe
That without sin thou didst conceive.
Teach us then how, thus believing
We can sin, without conceiving.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 02:44 AM

I didn't lose mine, neither did I loose it, it was stolen when I was 17.

But I still have the box it came in.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Biskit
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 03:47 AM

14,with the grandaughter of the man that owned the farm down the road,
It was wonderful, it was clumsy, it was funny,it was beautiful, it was repeated often that summer.
~Biskit~


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 05:47 AM

Felina Magnifica, I'm taking myself out of the running. You win, paws down..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: dianavan
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 02:39 PM

I lost my virginity before I knew that virginity was physical. I thought it meant purity of heart or innocence.

d


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 02:45 PM

Maybe I haven't got it back then!
John


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 04:45 PM

I could have hurt myself on the computer screen going after that cat dressed like a girl. Have you people no mercy?


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,emily rain
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 05:48 PM

thanks for the vote of confidence, amos!

i am EXTREMELY fussy... and too lazy to get out and expand the pool of applicants. therefore, it's my own damn fault and i'm willing to live with that for now, crabby though it may make me. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Scoville
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 10:44 PM

still have it (at age 26).


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Art Thieme
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 12:42 AM

Utah Phillips says, on the CD he did with Ani DeFranco, "The past didn't go anywhere."

So I've still got mine.

Art Thieme


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 01:20 AM

Hi Art,

You know, even though I have that album, it still makes me a bit happier everytime I think of Utah & Ani together on a CD.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 01:45 AM

By the way - while I started this thread - I haven't told my "story" yet.

I was 24, she was 19. It was the first lady I ever kissed - in fact we first kissed just minutes prior to the "loosing"(intentional choice of term here). It was on our second date (not that I was aware that it was a date, let alone the second one). We were sitting on her couch after going to a george Carlin concert. We were talking about language and eventually she leaned over, and asked: "So are you going to spend the night, or what?"

Oddly enough, that was to be a pretty common way that I "found" a girlfriend.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 02:03 AM

Easy for all of YOU to say, but I'm 56 and still waiting. Do I get serious offers? Nooo. I get presented with a picture of a man dressed like a cat drinking out of a dog bowl.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amergin
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 02:42 AM

You know Bruce, if that Rama Llama doesn't get her Kendall back...she may come sniffing around you... ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 02:53 AM

And, she'll have experience!


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 05:42 AM

Oh brucie, brucie...I now recognize where the problem lies..."I get presented with a picture of a man dressed like a cat drinking out of a dog bowl." Honeychild, if that's what you think a man looks like, cat suit or not, then I think your trouble might first be tackled by going to your local magazine store, and getting something off the top shelf. I think you might require some more info on what exactly the opposite sex LOOKS LIKE!

Now on top of worrying that your proclivity to pursue cats might endanger the feline population, I am now a little concerned that you are not accepting your real leanings genderwise.

I am perfectly alright with this, having already taken myself out of the running, but now perhaps we should all be thinking of helping this guy out with our sons and brothers??...Just trying to help..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 06:25 AM

I don't think I can contemplate the meaning of virginity in this new context, EP. But that's okay -- you're managing this issue dramatically well.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 09:39 AM

Ellenpoly, you are one strong-minded lady


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 10:55 AM

Shy and retiring too! ¦¬]
John


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 12:46 PM

OK, there's gril people and boy people, and now there's cat people. Am I supposed to like grils?


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 04:22 PM

brucie - that depends if you like bar-b-que or not. Now if you like GIRLS - they're are whole different shootin' match.

How about giving us an idea what you're looking for. We've got a lot of women at Mudcat who will probably let you know tips for wooing.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Rasener
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 04:44 PM

I lost my virginity last Friday night, at the age of 58. I opened my first folk club. :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 04:45 PM

But what about all those GRILS?


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amergin
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 05:09 PM

Well I have heard that the grills hurt...and no amount of lubrication will fix that....but if you're into that sort of thing be my guest.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 08:12 PM

I still can't answer the question. Woe is me!


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: kendall
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 10:50 PM

Is she gone yet? who thehell is this Rama Llama?


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 12:11 AM

Did Virginia lose her Virginity in Virginia?
Bet brucie will know.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: dianavan
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 12:17 AM

Rama Llama Ding Dang - I think.

Actually, for me it was clumsy fooling around for both of us. We didn't seem to know what hit us. It was a big surprise. Luckily, he was as young as myself. I have since heard many other stories and can only be grateful that we were both innocent. Unfortunately we were "found out" because it happened on my parent's bed and we left a mess - I didn't know about that part either. Oddly enough, they came home early (from picking blackberries) because my dad's leg had fallen through an abandoned well. True story. Go figure!

d


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Rama Llama
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 02:37 AM

Oh Kendall dear, please you know who I am. Please come back to me. I want you here when i give birth to our child.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 03:18 AM

Hey, Kendall, even I've been able to figure out who Rama Llama is!

Ya see, it's not that I'm such a strong minded person..well, yeah, maybe it is...but I'm just trying to help poor brucie out. He's now looking for "grils" and if that's the case, I'm beginning to think it's just a well that the guy remains a virgin.

Sorry brucie. Here's something to keep you amused..no fuss, no muss, and at least the grils will be safe..xx..e

http://home.wanadoo.nl/annekebroenink/maukie2.swf


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:05 PM

Hurt myself on the screen.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,earthling
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:09 PM

Brucie, sit further back?


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:20 PM

Sitting futher back is no way to lose your virginity. Even with my deteriorating memory and weak eyesight, I know that much!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 05:43 PM

This is very confusing.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 04:18 AM

with every member of the cheerleaders in the showers after the match......

Oh sorry just woke up again.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Avril Betts
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 06:13 AM

I was nearly 16 and it was with my school music teacher. He was the first person to tell me that I had a good singing voice, but he said he could help me to use it better, so I used to go round to his flat after school on Wednesdays. He showed me how to sing from my tummy by standing behind me with his hands round my chest to stop me from breathing up the top, then one day he asked me if I wanted to do something else and I said OK. We used to do it regularly after that and I really enjoyed it. Perhaps it was a good thing because otherwise it would have probably been with a boy of my own age who wouldn't have insisted on using a contraceptive like he did, and then I'd have got pregnant.

I thought he was ever so old at the time and was surprised that he still wanted to do it. Now I'm about the same age as he was and I still have a strong sex drive so I can understand why he did. After about a year he got engaged to a girl and told me he didn't want to see me any more, I suppose he'd been going out with her all along, and then he got married. It didn't really matter because I was leaving school anyway. A few years later I saw them in a pub, I was a bit drunk and was going to go up and tell her, but my friends stopped me.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM

Funny how this thread moved from the first time you performed in public, to the first time you performed in pubic.
John


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Nick
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM

16 years old on a Sunday afternoon in 1970 with my English schoolteachers' 21 year old wife and it was lovely. The one curious thing I remember was not taking my socks off - to this day I don't know why not.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 11:23 AM

Nick - probably to hide the fact that your feet needed washing !

Giok - Funny how this thread moved from the first time you performed in public, to the first time you performed in pubic

I think if you re-read Blackcatter's opening posting you'll see that he was referring to "pubic" performance.

I looked through the database and couldn't find one - just one on loosing your "stage performance" virginity.

Finally, Avril if you had the sort of chest then, that you have now, your teacher must have needed big hands !


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:12 PM

Here's 2 threads about losing stage virginity:


Your first time - be honest

Where was your first time


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:51 PM

I must have got carried away by the discovery of the rotten pun ¦¬]
ohn


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:01 PM

Teachers have no business sleeping with students. Not under any fuckin' circumstance. PERIOD!


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:16 PM

I dunno Brucie - maybe you should go back to school . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:44 PM

I'm a school teacher. If I found out that any staff member of any school I taught in--or didn't teach in--was having any kind of wrongful liaison with a student of any age, I would have his license revoked and the police in on it faster than shit runs through a goose. I would likely also be charge by the police for assault with intent to cause bodily harm.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:46 PM

That is one of a very few things I NEVER joke about.


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:49 PM

Brucie is right.

A betrayal of trust is not acceptable. No way.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:58 PM

"Not at all officer, not at all! I was just helping this get through the fence!"


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