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Subject: RE: BS: Shotgun Cheney From: Ebbie Date: 21 Feb 06 - 11:40 AM Last night on the Tonight Show Jay Leno said that at one Presidential ceremony (Yesterday was US Presidents Day) when they fired the 21-gun salute, Cheney shot back. |
Subject: RE: BS: Shotgun Cheney From: GUEST,petr Date: 21 Feb 06 - 11:44 AM well gnu, if mr whitington froze and pointed like a bird dog, it still wouldnt have helped him. He was also behind Cheney at the time- according to the link above. |
Subject: RE: BS: Shotgun Cheney From: Charley Noble Date: 23 Feb 06 - 09:44 AM I'm shocked to see this thread abandoned so soon. What a bunch of wimps! No one has addressed so far the mysterious disappearance of a prime witness to the event, the Swiss Ambassador: **MISSING WHITE WOMAN ALERT*** Name: Pamela Willeford Age: 50ish Occupation: US Ambassador to Switzerland Last seen: Sat. 2/11/06, on a ranch in Texas, in the company of the V-POTUS Details: Ms. Willeford is missing after an incident involving firearms and alcohol. SHE MAY BE IN GRAVE DANGER! Please report any information immediately to the authorities. (Cheney has said over and over that Anne Armstrong, who remained in the car, was an "eye witness." But wouldn't the account of Pamela Willeford, who was ostensibly standing right next to Cheney at the time, be much more reliable? Where is she now? And where is her husband?) I have no reason to doubt the veracity of the above story since it was sent to me via personal e-mail, along with an attachment showing Cheney examining a smoking shotgun at a NRA convention, with the gentleman to his left sadly missing his head... Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: Shotgun Cheney From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Feb 06 - 04:11 PM Cheney was using one of those special guns designed to hit targets behind him. Of course they exist - Maxwell Smart and his fellow workmates in CHAOS had them ages ago! |
Subject: RE: BS: Shotgun Cheney From: gnu Date: 23 Feb 06 - 05:20 PM Okay Charley.... I just talked to Dick. From what I could make out (ya know how Dick gets after a few), that the "accident" was actually a premptive strike on Avian Bird Flu. It appeared that the quail may have transmitted the deadly virus to humans, causing the victim to act irrationally. Of course, Dick had no choice but to act decisively, and unilateraly, and quarantine it. Good shot, Straight Arrow. |
Subject: RE: BS: Shotgun Cheney From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Feb 06 - 05:53 PM I thought 'Broken Arrow' would be more appropriate :-) - weapons of mass deception and all... |
Subject: RE: BS: Shotgun Cheney From: Charley Noble Date: 23 Feb 06 - 08:26 PM gnu- Thanks for clarifying what Cheney was aiming at and why. I feel much better, but it may have something to do with the two beers I've downed. BUT WHERE IS THE AMBASSADOR? Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: Shotgun Cheney From: Donuel Date: 24 Feb 06 - 11:38 AM Today he is on CNN handing out distinguished service crosses to service men. I'm so proud I could bust |
Subject: RE: BS: Shotgun Cheney From: ard mhacha Date: 25 Feb 06 - 07:11 AM My old friend Owen Kelly tell this tale of a very smart rabbit, When Cheney shot his lawyer friend he was following an established precedent. Last year an Italian Lawyer out hunting shot a rabbit and stowed it in his game bag. The rabbit, a Bugs Bunny fan apparently, was only stunned, it came around crept out of the bag, placed one paw on a toehold, dropped to the ground and cleared off. The toehold was the trigger, the gun went off and shot the hunter in a place that wouldn`t blind him. He ate his dinner off the mantlepiece for quite a while. |
Subject: RE: BS: Shotgun Cheney From: Donuel Date: 25 Feb 06 - 08:26 PM http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/cheney_tenways.jpg |
Subject: RE: BS: Shotgun Cheney From: GUEST,Stella Date: 08 Oct 06 - 02:16 AM Shotgun Boogie? Please have a look at: http://cdbaby.com/cd/taylord4 Regards Stella |