Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,A
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 07:14 AM

Pies at the ready Ted?

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 12:20 PM

I am amazed he performed the dance without a bra

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 10:42 AM

I love your latest Ted - performing with horn and Y fronts Humble Flemflam Ted

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 04:36 AM

Ted
Briggs and Powells do a comprehensive range of widescreen TVs and other electical gadgets. For a town thats supposed to be a magnet for shoppers isnt it strange that theres nowhere to buy a good pork pie!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 03:58 AM

Yes, well done Andy. You deserved to win last night, even I thought you were a woman at first! John must have been ecstatic. did you stay at his place last night? Have M&S opened a TV outfitters in Beverley or something?

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 12:09 PM

What makes you think you will win tonight oh deluded one
I shall unveil my winning strategy tonight, it is bound to dent your duende ole!!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 08:33 AM

Voila!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcm2rSl6-wE

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 08:25 AM

ps: I have decided to only play flamenco tonight-

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 08:17 AM

Two game pies... if I don't stay at home and eat them. John wants one for the regulars in the bar, so tonights score is already - Ted 4 Three sheds f##k all.

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 08:10 AM

Wotson Menu Ted

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 11 Jun 07 - 04:56 AM

TubbyShaw

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 11 Jun 07 - 04:32 AM

Is Turlough O'Coltrane back for wednesdays session?

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,Ted in Tights
Date: 29 May 07 - 04:10 AM

Read the first post in this thread only, the rest is a load of cobblers.

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 25 May 07 - 09:30 AM

Who would do a thing like that in this day and age!!!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 25 May 07 - 06:49 AM

Have you two set a date for your wedding yet?

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 24 May 07 - 12:22 PM

Dear Ted
Just take defeat like a man, get used to it you'll get trounced again next week, I've got a real dastardly trick for next week, you dont stand a chance!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,John - tiger
Date: 24 May 07 - 09:09 AM

The Irish pipe blower spending money, it'll never happen, after you'd gone (EARLY AGAIN) yesterday he actually tried to buy beer with a bag of carrots. Yesterday felt like a rerun of the good life -you obviously being penelope Keith!!!!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 May 07 - 08:26 AM

Hola John, Oh mighty keeper of the pumps.
                         Am I missing something? Have you and Andy recently got engaged? My game pie was easily the best last night. Anyway, no matter, here's the deal: If you declare my pie the outright winner next week I can offer you the following:-
1) I can offer you the choice next week from - game pie, pork and rhubarb or pork and cider. The choice is yours.
2) I will get pissed on the beer of your choice and not drink ribena again.
3) I will persuade Turlough O'Coltrane to actually bring REAL money to the pub, and make him spend AT LEAST five shillings.
                            Deal?
Flamenco, the true path. In Green

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,Trench dweller
Date: 24 May 07 - 08:20 AM

Theres no pleasing some folk

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,Week 1 Pie Fest - Results - john Tiger
Date: 24 May 07 - 05:44 AM

A very close call this week, the points for each section were awarded as follows:-

Copious amounts of alcohol consumed : Ted 1    Andy 7
Offering of pies to generous host : Ted 10 (2 offerings) Andy 0
Collection of said pies for generous host : Ted 0 Andy 10
Selection And offering of Pickle(chunky) Ted 10 Andy 5
Pie Taste, & Texture : Ted 8 Andy 8

So by a sliver Andy won this weeks competition mainly due to the excellent effort he put in consuming Batemans XXXB, not a lily livered blackcurrant cordial supping nancy boy.

Next week I recommend a serious return to the beer pumps for Ted, and would recommend that Andy could find the golden fleece of pork pies if his came with Stuffing on the top, also both of you might obtain bonus marks for supplying some sweet red onion chutney to compliment your fares!!!!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 24 May 07 - 02:59 AM

Well done Ted for acheiving the silver medal at last nights Piethon your Encephalopathy inducing traditional recipe Borneo Long Pig pie was something to be remembered

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 May 07 - 02:56 AM

Are the votes in on the pie contest yet?

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 23 May 07 - 12:40 PM

Its nowt to do with me!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 May 07 - 11:15 AM

Have you had many orders Ted for the films you are making in your shed?

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,Ted in shed
Date: 23 May 07 - 07:19 AM

Last call.

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 May 07 - 10:35 AM

Normal service will be resumed next wednesday, except that the pies will be better thanks to me.
                  Ted, no longer in bed.

ps:What has 'Sensitive John' been up to?

pps: That ps should have been in green like this pps

ppps: Bugger! That pps was in the wrong color too.

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Gedpipes
Date: 17 May 07 - 09:10 AM

...and John the landlord is now showing a new sensitive side to his nature - worrying.
Wakefield pork pies - champs so far

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 17 May 07 - 04:44 AM

Dear Ted Poorly in Bed
I would offer to come round and rub a bit of Vick on the offending parts if it was not for the fact that it would taint the pies.
I empathise with Gordon Brown in his leadership contest, last nights Piethon was indeed a walk over for me I am the undisputed Procurer of Pies however it would of been nice to have a contender to trounce.
There also were some tunes last night.
Geds new Squillean pipes went head to head with the juke box in the bar, I think that the combined triumverate of Tammy Wynette Cliff Richards and Elvis might have just pipped the Turlough O Coltrane compositions at the post.

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 May 07 - 09:50 AM

Slightly, I may have to freeze the pie and see you all next week.

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,Concerned
Date: 15 May 07 - 06:10 PM

Dear TiB
Are you poorly petal?

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,Ted in Bed
Date: 15 May 07 - 12:01 PM

Tomorrows pie will be pork and cider. Are you bringing your new squealian pipes along Ged?

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 11 May 07 - 05:20 PM

Teds Pies couldnt offend anyone as their pure road kill

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 11 May 07 - 08:21 AM

oh.

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 11 May 07 - 08:18 AM

jOhn they have recently surpassed all expectations in a recent meat inspection by a local massage establishment. Meat and two veg all in tact and of a hardy nature. Brings tears to your eyes and sends the slava glands into overdrive. Hope this helps...

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,joHn
Date: 11 May 07 - 08:01 AM

hELLO, I reckon your meat pie club is racist, as it could offend moslems, [ie=pork and that], waht you think about this?

you should get a proper diversity policy sorted out, or council inspectors will hassle you.

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 11 May 07 - 03:44 AM

I graciously accept your numptiness Andy. Next weeks pie could be game, ham with cider, pork and rhubarb again, or a combination of all three. Resistance is useless.....

Have you heard anything regarding Her Ladyship's acquisition of her Uillean pipes?

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 10 May 07 - 06:36 AM

Well done done Ted
A worthy winner of last nights Piethon.
And a big pat on the back to me for not bringing anything and allowing you to win for once

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 08 May 07 - 05:11 AM

Tomorrows pie will PORK and RHUBARB from an independent Butcher of excellent repute in Hedon, East Yorkshire, England.
             Brown writing, the true path!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 03 May 07 - 06:05 AM

How strange to score everyone with minus figures Still That makes me the highest score (As expected)

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 May 07 - 03:10 AM

What a plethora of South Bankers! splendid turnout. The pie contest results were as follows-
Ted - 86
Graham - 82
Andy -1.3

Middlesborough, the true spelling!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 02 May 07 - 03:43 AM

What in 15 second episodes?
What delights are you bringing

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 May 07 - 09:11 AM

Please ensure that you have bathed by tomorrow night gentlemen, as I will be filming the piping in of the pies for youtube.

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,Available in Squeezy bottles
Date: 30 Apr 07 - 04:10 AM

Very poor on spelling there Teed
Brown sauce True condiment

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 30 Apr 07 - 03:25 AM

wot? eh? What was the new tune called Ged? Andy said it was called "Middlesbrough Crack House" but I doubt that somehow.
                Pies, the true comestible!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: GUEST,Soothsayer Effundo III
Date: 26 Apr 07 - 05:38 PM

Bewarest the Ides of July minus X

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 26 Apr 07 - 05:01 AM

Ted you appear to have made a big effort to off load your consignment of genetically modified pies this year, I seem to recall you purchasing them of Ebay in 1969. Well done that man

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 26 Apr 07 - 04:43 AM

We were out numbered by pies last night

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 26 Apr 07 - 03:33 AM

Bugger! The pie film is too big to upload onto youtube!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 25 Apr 07 - 11:30 AM

Fresh from Aldi's!!!!

Subject: RE: Woolpack Beverley session moves to Tiger
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 25 Apr 07 - 11:13 AM

ditto
but mine are the best fresh this morning