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BS: New Oz words...

aussiebloke 19 Mar 07 - 09:39 AM
The Fooles Troupe 19 Mar 07 - 09:55 AM
Rowan 19 Mar 07 - 04:50 PM
Amergin 19 Mar 07 - 05:00 PM
John MacKenzie 19 Mar 07 - 05:28 PM
bfdk 19 Mar 07 - 05:39 PM
Bee 19 Mar 07 - 07:25 PM
Sandra in Sydney 19 Mar 07 - 07:56 PM
JennyO 19 Mar 07 - 09:11 PM
John MacKenzie 20 Mar 07 - 05:44 AM
bfdk 20 Mar 07 - 06:13 AM
John MacKenzie 20 Mar 07 - 06:16 AM
John MacKenzie 20 Mar 07 - 08:20 AM
Bill D 20 Mar 07 - 08:27 AM
John MacKenzie 20 Mar 07 - 08:35 AM
bfdk 20 Mar 07 - 09:00 AM
Bill D 20 Mar 07 - 09:23 AM
Scrump 20 Mar 07 - 10:57 AM
John MacKenzie 20 Mar 07 - 02:22 PM
Bill D 20 Mar 07 - 04:42 PM
Rowan 20 Mar 07 - 05:09 PM
John MacKenzie 20 Mar 07 - 05:10 PM
bfdk 20 Mar 07 - 05:55 PM
The Fooles Troupe 21 Mar 07 - 09:34 AM
Bob Bolton 21 Mar 07 - 09:38 PM
Mrrzy 21 Mar 07 - 10:25 PM
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GUEST 23 Mar 07 - 05:38 AM
Liz the Squeak 23 Mar 07 - 05:58 AM
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Liz the Squeak 23 Mar 07 - 06:56 AM
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Liz the Squeak 27 Mar 07 - 05:23 AM
Richard Bridge 28 Mar 07 - 04:04 AM
GUEST,IB48 28 Mar 07 - 07:54 AM
Liz the Squeak 28 Mar 07 - 05:55 PM
The Fooles Troupe 03 Apr 07 - 06:56 PM
Liz the Squeak 06 Apr 07 - 05:57 AM

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Subject: BS: New Oz words...
From: aussiebloke
Date: 19 Mar 07 - 09:39 AM

The following were results for an Ozwords Competition where entrants
were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.

You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand these :)

Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
Fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor
Shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of
sexual activity.
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater
crustaceans.
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
Crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
Technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.

Leave a message if you need a translation

Cheers all

aussiebloke


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Mar 07 - 09:55 AM

ROFLMAO...


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Rowan
Date: 19 Mar 07 - 04:50 PM

Thanks aussibloke,
It took a while but I'm glad someone thought of posting it on Mudcat. I must have been asleep at the wheel.


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Amergin
Date: 19 Mar 07 - 05:00 PM

roflmao!


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Mar 07 - 05:28 PM

Good on ya mate.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: bfdk
Date: 19 Mar 07 - 05:39 PM

He he, thanks for the laugh :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Bee
Date: 19 Mar 07 - 07:25 PM

Ha! They're all good, but I really like dodgeridoo, bludgie and mateshit. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 19 Mar 07 - 07:56 PM

Years ago one of my friends had a bludgie. None of us liked him, & it took her years to realise why this was so & get rid of him.

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Mar 07 - 09:11 PM

I used to be MARRIED to a bludgie. And that was his better side.

As for mateshit - I know all about that too!

Jenny, trying to rack my brains to think of a few others - maybe later.


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 05:44 AM

Dringo: Mad as a drummer
G


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: bfdk
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 06:13 AM

Cookadoo - Much fuss in the kitchen


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 06:16 AM

"The following were results for an Ozwords Competition where entrants
were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition."


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 08:20 AM

Cockatwo: Bird of easy virtue.


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 08:27 AM

Gundagait- A peculiar sort of walk one develops after a stop at Lazy Harry's


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 08:35 AM

Lingo's Kidneys: A talk on the language of offal.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: bfdk
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 09:00 AM

Hmmm.. seems my spelling of "cockatoo" was off.. 1640000 hits for cockatoo against just 2220 for cookatoo. Only consolation is that I'm not the only one who can't spell ;-)

Nothing daunted, I shall try again:

Lurebird - Lady of the Night
Jackatoo - Male galah of the non-feathered variety


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 09:23 AM

kangarot- A nasty fungus acquired from drinking beer with excessive 'hops'.


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Scrump
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 10:57 AM

LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 02:22 PM

Slight cheat as it adds one letter, rather than changing one.

Kangaroot: Scotsman locked in the lavatory.

G.


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 04:42 PM

tuckee- food taster.


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Rowan
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 05:09 PM

Archaeologit
A wannabe who crashes the Time Team's show


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 05:10 PM

Jocky: Scottish immigrant farmer
G


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: bfdk
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 05:55 PM

Rush tucker - Fast food


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 09:34 AM

Actually, I bought some 'Kanga Bangas' the other week...


I'm not making this up, you know...


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Bob Bolton
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 09:38 PM

G'day Foolestroupe,

Yeah ... but I'll bet you didn't throw them in the esky amongst the supplies for a weekend up in the mountains visiting a friend ... whose main concern in life is working with WiReS (Wii\ldlife Rescue Service) ... mostly rehabilitating joeys (young kangaroos) recued from the pouches of road-killed mother roos - to release back into the wild.

Well ... we did cook and eat our Kanga Bangas ... but Helen didn't join in!

Regard(les)s,

Bob


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Mrrzy
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 10:25 PM

ILAL!


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: bfdk
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 05:20 AM

Hair go - Receding hairline


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 05:38 AM

b-ute ... ...a second rate pick-up truck
Kola .........Aussie Coke with that touch of Eucalyptus
Dodgiredoo ...inferior copies of Native australian tribal artifacts sold on the market or at caar boot sales
Billapong....the smell of a stagnant pond
Boomerangue.... a scary dessert


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 05:58 AM

Dumbuck - a particularly stupid sheep.

Pucker bag - packed lunch consisting of lemons, acid drops and sour grapes.

XXXY - beer for ladies.

Boomerangue - a sickly dessert that keeps coming back.

Euclidiptus - smelly Greek mathematician.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 06:09 AM

Krookaborra - someone who borrows your stuff and never gives it back.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 06:56 AM

Sorry, I realise that XXXY should be 'beer for Sheilas'.

Whingeing Pim - upperclass whingeing Pom who drinks poofta drinks with cucumber in it.

Steilas - shoplifters who blame PMS for their kleptomania.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Rowan
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 05:55 PM

Brilliant, Liz!


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Mrrzy
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 08:39 PM

Bluby - looking good at closing time although earlier, she was a dog


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 05:23 AM

Bangaroo - one who has sex with indigenous Australasian marsupials.

Frosters - exceptionally cold beer.

Aborigenie - Native Australian who appears as if by magic.

Arborigine


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 04:04 AM

Crapdoor Spider - one who spies on lavatories
Murray Carling - a lager that tastes like water
Holdon - a car with poor suspension
Balljo Ant - an emasculating female
Borrowra Falls - enforcement of a mortgage
Washroonga - ablutions in the suburbs
Wombrat - an unwanted child


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: GUEST,IB48
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 07:54 AM

table top mountain;;;;;;;       sex in the kitchen


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 05:55 PM

Bottleblush - that rosy glow you achieve after a couple of bottles of scotch.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 03 Apr 07 - 06:56 PM

cached old Drizabone page for non Aussies


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Subject: RE: BS: New Oz words...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Apr 07 - 05:57 AM

Bitchety Grub - for ladies who lunch.

LTS


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