BS: Unanswered questions

Subject: BS: Unanswered questions
From: beardedbruce
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 02:15 PM

Thinking on all the repeated hashing out of some topics, I was wondering if there are unanswered questions out there in old threads- NOT for debate, but to see if someone now on has answers sought in the past, and not found.

Names of songs/performers. lyrics, etc. Any ideas?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: MMario
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 02:25 PM

See the unanswered request database

or the Unanswered request PermaThread

Available through the dropdown box in Quick Links.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: MMario
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 02:29 PM

Of course there is also The Great Tune Hunt if you're seeking to while away time finding answers.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 03:22 PM

Regarding my invented plastic surgury technique to remove all under eye wrinkles without any facial incisions:

Is such a technique subject to patent law priviledges?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Peace
Date: 20 Mar 07 - 05:49 PM

It's covered by the stuff on the vacuums and cats thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 01:50 PM

What IS this thing called, love?

What is THIS thing called, love?

What is this thing CALLED, love?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Den
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 03:13 PM

You missed the best one Liz. What is this THING called, love.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: GUEST,Elfcall
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 05:01 PM

I have an unaswered question:

What colour does a Smurf go when you strangle it ?

Elf

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 05:05 PM

What is this, thing called love?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Schantieman
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 06:46 PM

What! Is thing thing called love?
What is this thing called? Love?

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: autolycus
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 06:58 PM

If God can do anything,can He make a stone so large that He can't roll it,love?





    ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: artbrooks
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 07:12 PM

Who put the rang in the rang-a-lang-a-ding-dong?

If a man speaks in the desert where there is no woman to hear, is he still wrong?

Who shot Liberty Valance?

Where was George really when he was supposed to be at his AF Reserve drills?

How many angels can dance on the end of a pin? What if they are Morris angels?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: bubblyrat
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 06:02 PM

What is this tharng called lurve ?? Remands me of the gar in the sarng " Wolverton Marntin " who wurze " Marty handee with a gurn and a narf "

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: autolycus
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 06:19 PM

Also,

   What is?   

   This?


   Thing called,love.





      Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 12:10 AM

Who shot the sheriff?

This doesn't give you the answer, but at least it's about music :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 04:58 AM

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Usually when I've just washed the car or put the laundry out on the line....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 02:32 PM

Sorry Liz, I couldn't resist:


Why must birds be the way they are,
Just when I've washed the car?
Just like you, They're full of poo
Just like you....

Why does crap fall out of the sky
When there's clothes out to dry
It's just luck, bugger! bugger! ****
Just my luck.

On the day that I was born,
The thirteenth day of Adar*
They decided I was an unlucky child
So they sprinkled me with four-leaf clov-
ers, which sent ny rhinitis wild!


Adar I* the Jewish leap-month, so the 13th of the 13th!

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Mrrzy
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 03:43 PM

Who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: beardedbruce
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 03:50 PM

DIANA ROSS » Why Do Fools Fall In Love
(f. lymon/g. goldner)

Ooh wah, ooh wah
Ooh wah, ooh wah
Ooh wah, ooh wah
Why do fools fall in love?

Why do birds sing so gay
And lovers await the break of the day
Why do they fall in love?
Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?

Love is a losing game
Love can be a shame
I know, Im a fool you see
For that fool is me
Tell me why
Tell me why

Why do birds sing so gay
And lovers await the break of the day
Why do they fall in love?
Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?

Why does my heart
Skip a crazy beat?
For I know
It will reach defeat
Tell me why
Tell me why

Why do fools fall in love?
Tell me why
Tell me why

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 09:56 AM

How does a luminous watch dial knaah when it's dark?

How does the snow-blower driver get to work in the snow?

How does the driver of the last bus home, get home?

How does teflon stick to the pan?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Leadfingers
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 12:46 PM

WHY ???

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Stringsinger
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 01:01 PM

Liz,

What!? Is this THING called love?

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Joe Offer
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 02:03 PM

Who was it that who threw what off which Tallahatchee bridge?

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Adrianel
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 05:24 PM

Why is a mouse when it spins?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: bobad
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 05:29 PM

What is the pompatus of love?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 12:39 AM

What's the difference between half a hen?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: open mike
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 12:58 AM

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: autolycus
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 05:52 AM

Teflon.

   The non-stick coating adheres to the pan by a combinationoof chemical and mechanical adhesion. Chemical adhesionis achieved through specially developed primer systems and the mechanical adhesion is bt grit blasting. The primer systems contain some PTFE (polytetrafluoroethylene) so that during stratification takes place which bids the primer,immediate and topcoats.
   David Gallant of Myer(UK) Ltd.,answer in Daily Mail (NO I DON'T READ IT)   

(Sorry)


So we know how;we don't know why.






       Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: GUEST,beardedbruce
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 09:29 AM

" Unanswered questions
From: open mike
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 12:58 AM

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why did the chicken cross the road? "

1. The egg- many species before chickens laid them.

2. Ro get to the other side.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 02:36 PM

"If God can do anything,can He make a stone so large that He can't roll it?"

God wouldn't do that, because God is not an idiot. Therefore, it's a useless question in the first place. Besides, since God is by definition the Infinite, and the Infinite includes everything then God cannot exist apart from the stone in question. He would have to be separate from the stone to be faced with the possibility of lifting it, and there's no separation between God and the stone. The stone is part OF God. Got it?

You have to be limited and separate to lift things.

Instead, why not ask this: Can God make Jerry Lewis tasteful and appealing in every way?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: autolycus
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 03:05 PM

Well,since Jerry Lewis is a part of God,..............

   And the war in Iraq is a part o................

   And racists are a p.........................


   And drivers on the middle lane....................

   And you and me,L.H.,are a pa......................




then it's a wonder we argue about anything. Especially since every posting has come from a p...............






       I.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 05:15 PM

A part of God has to effectively embrace and experience the whole consciousness and being of God before it stops arguing with other parts of God. As long as it perceives itself as separate from others, it will argue with them. That's why we all do it. We perceive ourselves as irrevocably separate from others.

"A house divided against itself cannot stand." (cannot be in harmony)

And that is what is symbolically termed "the fall of Man" in some religious literature. The fall was a fall into separated consciousness (which thinks it is alone). The first thing that arises when you think you are alone is deep fear...coupled with a sense of incompletion and vulnerability. Out of that arises a long list of desires...and attempts to fill the void. If any desires are fulfilled, further ones arise. If all desires that the separated mind can come up with are seemingly met (as can happen to a few who are very rich and somewhat lacking in imagination), the response may finally be despair and self-destruction. The sense of aloneness is acute in people, and it is the cause of every form of strife and negative reaction. It is the source of the human ego. It is exactly what stands in the way of God-realization, happiness, love, and peace. It is the way of the physical world. Only one person in 100,000 does not believe in it implicity for his or her entire life.

That's why Jesus (and Buddha and some others) said things like "my Kingdom is not of this world" or "I am in this world but I am not of this world", because this world is the very demonstration of the false belief in separation.

And I don't expect you to believe any of that... (heh!) Not if you're like the next 999,000 people out there.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: autolycus
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 05:31 PM

I think I'm with you,actually,LH.

This is surely why all spiritual paths are the profoundest,most radical critiques of our whole way of,and approach to,life. IMO.





       I.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: skipy
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 05:35 PM

It's all over my friend!
Play with that one!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 05:40 PM

Right on, autolycus.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Gurney
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 06:01 PM

What did Joe play so well that he was asked to play it again?

Didn't see the film.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: mandotim
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 06:09 PM

Where does all the dark go when you switch the light on?
Tim

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 06:15 PM

What has God got in store for me in the future that I need hairy elbows?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions,
From: Mickey191
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 07:00 PM

Gurney,
Pinochle! Think it was Sam.

Why do woves howl at the moon?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: GUEST,ib48
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 04:02 PM

why do people buy west life singles?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 04:18 AM

Gurney and Mickey191:

The name was Sam, true. But Rick never asked him to "Play it again"
in the movie. He said, "Play it, Sam." but NOT "play it AGAIN."

Lin in Kansas (who practically has Casablanca's dialog memorized after seeing it every year for years...

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Mickey191
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 05:33 PM

Guest ib48, What are West Life Singles?

Thanks, Guest Lin.I knew that-but didn't think it worth correcting.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 06:10 PM

Why DO fools fall in love...?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Peace
Date: 31 Mar 07 - 06:32 AM

What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: autolycus
Date: 31 Mar 07 - 08:45 AM

Explosion?

    @Tis like asking what the outcome will be when two Taureans argue,tho'that's more like two immovable objects.





      I.

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 31 Mar 07 - 09:04 AM

Why is'dyslexia' so hard to spell?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and a slice of toast always lands butter-side down, what happens when you tie a slice of toast to a cat and drop it?

Why is the Toyota Corolla the world's best-selling car ever?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: greg stephens
Date: 31 Mar 07 - 10:06 AM

Sam was playing "As Time Goes By", I think(though I wouldn't put money on it).

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: freda underhill
Date: 31 Mar 07 - 11:27 AM

Billie Joe was throwing something off the Tallahatchee bridge...

And me I spend a lot of time picking flowers up on Choctaw Ridge
And drop them into the muddy water off the Tallahatchee Bridge..

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: GUEST,terrier
Date: 31 Mar 07 - 07:52 PM

Whi DID Sam only play it for HER? Answer me that one?

Subject: RE: BS: Unanswered questions
From: Mickey191
Date: 31 Mar 07 - 09:11 PM

Cause Rick was tone deaf.