Subject: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Sean MacRuaraidh Date: 30 Mar 99 - 09:33 AM I've searched but not found ... My name is Jack I'm a necrophiliac I get frustrated, When I see them get cremated. I get irate, when I see them in the grate. It makes me chunder, when I see them six foot under. It made me mad when they buried my old dad. ... When I hear the pelvis crack. ??? rest of song please Sean MacR. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 23 Aug 08 - 12:06 AM i get a horn, when i see a still born. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Dave Hanson Date: 23 Aug 08 - 10:00 AM I used to be a necrophiliac.............till some cunt split on me. eric |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Michael Date: 23 Aug 08 - 10:29 AM I tried it.:- dead boring> |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,stevo! Date: 22 Oct 08 - 07:37 PM When I see a cemetary gate, I whip it out and masturbate |
Subject: ADD: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 25 Feb 09 - 10:06 PM My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
My name is Jack, (deddle, deddle ack) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Gaz Date: 14 May 09 - 12:51 PM When i see a stiff i just... have to have a whiff COZ MY NAME IS JACK NANANANANA AND IM A NERCOPHILLIAC NANANANANANAN When i see a corpse... i have a feel of course COZ MY NAME IS JACK NANANANANA AND IM A NERCOPHILLIAC NANANANANANAN |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 27 May 09 - 10:37 AM My NAME IS JACK (Repeat) AND IM A NECROPHILIAC (Repeat) I Fuck Dead Women (Repeat) Cos thats where its at (Repeat) I get frustrated When women get cremated (Repeat) Buriel is a must (Repeat) Cos ya cant fuck dust (Repeat) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Backwoodsman Date: 27 May 09 - 11:04 AM Oh. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 28 Jul 09 - 08:35 AM my name is gus, i'm incestuous i fuck my mother and bugger my brother and when they die, i will not cry because like jack, i'm a necrophiliac |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Tug the Cox Date: 28 Jul 09 - 11:09 AM I was also worried about my multiple perversions. I went to the doctor and owned up to flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality. He said I was flogging a dead horse. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,The good doctor Date: 05 Jun 10 - 09:49 AM my name is jack im a necrophiliac when i wanna get laid i grab my spade i get frustrated when they get cremated i get all fussed cause you can't fuck dust. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: open mike Date: 05 Jun 10 - 10:48 AM sounds like something this guy might sing.. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Reverend-Billy-C-Wirtz/75327249111 http://www.myspace.com/rbcw |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Your mate Date: 25 Jul 10 - 02:26 AM My name is Kyle And I'm a pedophile, I fuck young bitches, till they get stitches |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: kendall Date: 25 Jul 10 - 04:51 AM Why in the hell would anyone want that? It's sick and disgusting. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: mousethief Date: 26 Jul 10 - 02:14 AM Amen kendall |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 20 Sep 10 - 11:21 AM all wrong it goes my name is jack im a Necrophiliac da na ne ne ne clap clap clap clap i get my kicks from fucking dead chicks da na ne ne ne clap clap clap clap i get frustrated when they're cremated coz fuck is a must and you cant fuck dust da na ne ne ne clap clap clap clap enjoy XD |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Backwoodsman Date: 21 Sep 10 - 03:22 AM Grow Up. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Esquimo Leviticus Date: 14 Oct 10 - 02:23 AM My name is Jack I'm a necrophiliac I shag dead women and I do it for a livin' |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: kendall Date: 14 Oct 10 - 07:35 PM Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 30 Oct 10 - 05:29 AM This song, quite obviously, has a broad number of versions. The version I learned years ago went through Jack and his Necrophilia, Gus and his incest, Kyle being a paedophile, Mike who was a hermaphrodite, Chris who was a Masochist, and then a variety of other people generally ending up being about other groups within the university settings, rival colleges/fraternaties... etc etc. |
Subject: ADD Version: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 30 Oct 10 - 05:42 AM I think the version I learned went like this: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac My name is Jack, I'm a necrophiliac. I fuck dead women And I fill them full of semen. When I get frustrated they get cremated. Because try as I must, You can't fuck dust. My name is Gus, I'm Incestuous. I screwed my mother and buggered my brother. If they should die, I would not cry 'cos just like Jack, Im a necrophiliac. My name is Kyle Im a Paedophile I screw young bitches till they need stitches, I choke and cough when me mother tells us off 'cos just like Gus Im incestuous. My name is Mike Im an 'ermaphrodite (hermaphrodyke?) I (dont remember this bit) But I get sore, because I'm just four because just like Kyle I'm a paedophile. My name is Chris Im a masochist. I pierced my dick with a thin ice pick if it werent so blunt i'd have shoved it in me cunt 'cos just like Mike Im an hermaphrodite. My name is Lyle, Im a dendrophile (and i cannot remember this bit, something about splinters in the dick) because just like Chris, Im a masochist. Then we tended to get into other colleges who like cock rings, or other such perversions. I Would just like to add a post script here, I was not so keen on the song personally. it was just that it was sung every time the boys were on the bus... and after you have heard it for years on end, you dont forget it (mostly) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: LadyJean Date: 30 Oct 10 - 11:47 PM I know a lot of rude songs that are incredibly funny. This isn't one of them. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: puck Date: 31 Oct 10 - 10:12 AM well said LadyJean! P |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Even Rhyme Date: 01 Feb 11 - 09:16 AM Just a another take on the first part that we used to sing in the ol' marching days, with corrections for the Rhythm My name is Jack And I'm a necrophiliac, I fuck dead women And I fill them full of Semen. But I really get frustrated When they get cremated, 'Cause it really isn't just 'Cause you can't fuck dust. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 18 Feb 11 - 01:34 PM My name is jack (repeat) I'm a necrophiliac (repeat) I fuck dead women (repeat) To make a living (repeat) I get frustrated (repeat) When they get cemated (repeat) Because try as I must (repeat) I can't fuck dust (repeat) My name is paul (repeat) I'm a homosexual (repeat) I like fucking bum (repeat) It makes me cum (repeat) I get frustrated (repeat) When they get constipated (repeat) Because try as I might (repeat) I can't fuck shite (repeat) My name is gus (repeat) I'm incestrious (repeat) I fuck my mother (repeat) I fuck my brother (repeat) I get frustrated (repeat) When their not related (repeat) Because try as I can't (repeat) She's not my aunt (repeat) Hope you like it guys and girls! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Jim Date: 30 Mar 11 - 09:40 PM CHECK THIS LINK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KHXqZL_rGI |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,LOL Date: 18 Apr 11 - 07:16 AM My name is Brent I don't need consent With a shout of suprise I'm between her thighs And she screams with pain when i lock the chain cos just like chris im a sado masachist |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Armstrong :) Date: 16 May 11 - 05:44 PM My name is jack (repeat) I'm a necrophiliac (repeat) I go gave digging (repeat) And I shag dead women (repeat) I get frustrated when there cremated(repeat) I can't shag dust but try I must(repeat) My name is Gus(repeat) And I'm industrious(repeat) I fuck my mother(repeat) And then my brother(repeat) And when they die(repeat) I will not cry(repeat) Cos just like jack(repeat) I'm a necrophiliac(repeat) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,CJR Date: 15 Jun 11 - 05:52 AM My name is jack (repeat) I'm a necrophiliac (repeat) I go down to the grave (repeat) With me bucket and spade (repeat) I dig them up (repeat) And give them a fuck (repeat) I get frustrated (repeat) When they get cemated (repeat) Because try as I must (repeat) I can't fuck dust (repeat) :) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 17 Sep 11 - 10:36 PM another verse When she's gone and long forgotten I'll dig her up and fuck her rotten so any dirty verses man ... awesome |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 01 May 13 - 10:26 AM The version I knew had a heap of different versions and was sung to the chicken dance, even had a chorus that I can't quite remember, started with "why do they make our joys illegal" but yeah, here is what I know My name is Jack, I'm a necrophilliac Na Na Na Na *clap clap clap clap* I get my kicks off fucking dead chicks Na NA Na Na NA *clap clap clap clap* I get frustrared when they're cremated. 'Cause a fuck is a must and you can't fuck dust. Na Na Na NA NA *clap clap clap clap* My name is Kyle I'm a pedophile Na Na NA na *clap clap clap clap* I get my hots off fucking young tots Na NA Na Na NA *clap clap clap clap* Oh it's so mean, when they turn thirteen, 'Cause they get some hair and it grows down there. Na Na Na NA NA *clap clap clap clap* |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 03 Sep 13 - 06:24 PM My name is jack And I'm a necrophilliac I get real hard When I pass the grave yard |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,MTB Date: 11 Jan 14 - 05:54 AM L came across this one in the 1970 a few extra lines it may be uncanny but I like a clammy fanny some think it obscene but I like em green and this is the most gross I disembowel them with a stick and wrap their entrails round my prick I get a hard when Im in a grave yard etc etc |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,the original author Rob Gibbs Date: 30 Mar 19 - 08:45 PM I love fucking stiffs when the fanny really whiffs, And the wriggles and the squirms when the fanny's full of worms, When a woman has drowned, the fuck is really sound, 'cos when you start mounting, she squirts like a fountain. I get frustrated when a women gets cremated, when you fondle her tits they fall to bits I go round graves with a bucket and spade, to dig someone up to have another fuck |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Mrrzy Date: 31 Mar 19 - 12:36 AM I read the thread title and automatically thought, Hi, Jack! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Date: 13 Apr 22 - 01:40 PM Oh I'm the necrophile and everybody says I'm vile, but I'm just keeping love alive. You'll always find me at my ease in graveyards, churches, cemeteries. I'm just keeping love alive Now I come alive every night in the city matropolis, but the trouble is. The vicar doesn't like it, he says come back. There's something nasty in that sack. Yes I'm the necrophiliac, yes I'm the necrophile! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Mrrzy Date: 15 Apr 22 - 02:06 AM "I particularly remember a heart-warming novel [...] bout a young necrophiliac who finally achieved his boyhood ambition by becoming coroner." (A few laughs) "The rest of you can look it up when you get home." (Loud laughter) |
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: and e Date: 29 Jan 25 - 08:16 PM It is not mentioned above, but this song is "parody" of the chorus of "Jake the Peg" by Rolf Harris: I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um Listen here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imRaRW4ltOs&t=42s Another Rolf Harris song "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" is used for another bawdy song "Bestiality's Best Boys". |
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: and e Date: 29 Jan 25 - 08:33 PM My Name Is Jack Jun 20, 2007. Being led a by a young woman in a call-and-response. "Shorashim" is an organization that does tours of Israel by young Jewish Americans. Listen online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2996E18TTHE |
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Roderick A Warner Date: 30 Jan 25 - 08:47 AM Interesting obsessions…. ‘Lamentable fiddlers.’ |
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