Lyr Req: salvation army girls

Subject: Lyr Req: salvation army girls
From: GUEST,tiggy
Date: 10 Apr 07 - 08:42 AM

Does anyone know the name/lyrics to a comic song that I've seen performed by two salvation army girls, one who has drums and the other symbols. The song starts off very pious and gets raunchier as it goes on suggesting that they've led a rather "interesting" life.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: salvation army girls
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 12 Apr 07 - 07:48 AM

No, but the cymbalism of this song intrigues me. Refresh.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: salvation army girls
From: fretless
Date: 12 Apr 07 - 08:41 AM

Chorus:
Salvation Army, Salvation Army,
Throw a nickel on the drum
Save another drunken bum.
Salvation Army, Salvation Army,
Throw a nickel on the drum
And save a soul.

That one? It doesn't seem to fit the pious to raunchier character, though.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: salvation army girls
From: GUEST,e-man
Date: 07 Jul 12 - 07:52 PM

Salvation Army, Salvation Army
Throw a nickle in the drum
save another drunken bum
salvation army, salvation army

In my town all the girls change behind a brick wall
Booo
But the wall is only knee high
Yaaaayyy

Salvation Army....

In my town there is only one bar
boo
but the bar is 3 miles long
yaaa

Chorus

In my town all the girls wear grass skirts
booo
but all the boys have weed whackers
yaaaaa

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: salvation army girls
From: GUEST,Chuck
Date: 19 Aug 21 - 12:34 AM

I remember the girls on our high school school bus singing this song. The only verses I remember are the one about the grass skirts, above (but in their version all the boys had lawn mowers), and this one:

In my town there is a policeman on every corner
boo
chained to the lamp post!
yaaa