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Subject: RE: .
From: Kipp
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:52 PM

Nip it in the bud Having said that I think I shall take my Wellies for a walk.
   Kipp

Subject: RE: .
From: GUEST,Candienne
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:27 PM

he remembered his wellies

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:26 PM

In days of old when knights were bold

Subject: RE: .
From: Bert
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:24 PM

You talking about Liz's tits Eric?

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:22 PM

I recall my grandmother telling me that. "Don't forget your wellingtons or you'll catch your death."

Subject: RE: .
From: Rog Peek
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:18 PM

Don't forget your wellingtons.

Subject: RE: .
From: Pistachio
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:17 PM

Having just read through all of this thread, up to Rapaire at 12.02... this comes to mind!
(from a poster, that I bought in the late 70s showing a rickety red stool/(seat))
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.....
has been reworked by my husband to read:
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just s*its and stinks.

Happy Tueaday.
H.

Subject: RE: .
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:08 PM

There IS a guide available, Rapaire...does your library have the book Through the Alimentary Canal with Gun and Camera by George Chappell?

Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:02 PM

I will probably have to have a (routine) colonoscopy. DVDs will be available; the working title is "Guts!"

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:01 PM

Yeah. And why are bananas?

Subject: RE: .
From: The PA
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:46 AM

Were oranges called oranges because they are orange, or was orange called orange because its the same colour of oranges?

Subject: RE: .
From: concertina ceol
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:43 AM

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Subject: RE: .
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:36 AM

Exquisitely ambivalent velocipedes routinely exacerbate lachrymal vicissitudes.

Subject: RE: .
From: GUEST,Ian cookieless
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:25 AM

I know I lost it in here somewhere.

Subject: RE: .
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:25 AM

So what else is new?

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 10:14 AM

There are some seriously strange folks on this site.

Subject: RE: .
From: BanjoRay
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 05:45 AM

er...

Subject: RE: .
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 05:22 AM

Love and Peace.



Scooby

Subject: RE: .
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 04:25 AM

Three mounds.

eric

Subject: RE: .
From: GUEST,Keinstein
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 04:18 AM

Given that e= McSqueers, prove that the square root of two is irritational. Use your result to show that three is a crowd, and four is for a boy. Write on both sides of the paper at once.

Subject: RE: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:18 AM

Everything I say is worth saying so I won't post here.

LTS

Subject: RE: .
From: treewind
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:07 AM

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Subject: RE: .
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 02:22 AM

You can't save a thread with this subject name in Windows.

Subject: RE: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 11:37 PM

If you have something to say that is of no worth or value, please post it here.

What if we have something to say that is of worth, but no value? Or maybe of value, but no worth?

Subject: RE: .
From: Bee
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 11:10 PM

Pun-ctuate me, baby, all night long!

Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 10:04 PM

True thing: I am on a library listserve where one of the current topics is how you search the band !!! in a library catalog.

Subject: RE: .
From: Sorcha
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 10:01 PM

Shall I or shan't I? I shat. OK? Deal with it.

Subject: RE: .
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:53 PM

Dash
dot dot dot dot
dot dot
dot dot dot

dot dot dot dot
dot dash
dot dot dot

dash dot dot dot
dot
dot
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dash dot dot
dash dash das
dash dot
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dash dot dot dot
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dash dash dash
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Subject: RE: .
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:48 PM

Ancestral habits and a very early tradition have led us to preserve,
as the unit of time, a unit connected with the earth's movement; and
the unit to-day adopted is, as we know, the sexagesimal second of mean
time. This magnitude, thus defined by the conditions of a natural
motion which may itself be modified, does not seem to offer all the
guarantees desirable from the point of view of invariability. It is
certain that all the friction exercised on the earth--by the tides,
for instance--must slowly lengthen the duration of the day, and must
influence the movement of the earth round the sun. Such influence is
certainly very slight, but it nevertheless gives an unfortunately
arbitrary character to the unit adopted.





.....and not only that, it takes a hell of a big dog to weigh a ton!


what was the question, again?

Subject: RE: .
From: GUEST,Joe Offer, at the Women's Center
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:48 PM

Oy.

Veh.

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:44 PM

Punsters.

Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:41 PM

Quixote will try to call it a knight.

Play "Vuss Iss Dot?" without me, I gotta dash.

Subject: RE: .
From: open mike
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:25 PM

it seems i recently saw that Michael Moore
is in town with "Sicko" is this a movie?

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:21 PM

OK. The sicko crowd is showin' up now.

Subject: RE: .
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:04 PM

And she left him in a comma...


A

Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:57 PM

I knew a guy in college who made his girl make a mistake in punctuation. He made her skip a period.

Subject: RE: .
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:52 PM

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Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:31 PM

Good stuff, Peace!

The pronounced Liszt just became a TILT, like Quixote goin' at a windmill!

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:13 PM

The port is drinkable. To port I say!

Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:12 PM

To starboard, or to port?

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:09 PM

Heck. It was the Liszt that started it . . . .

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:06 PM

Poor ol' gal. Start a Liszt of the things that were released. Whew!

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:06 PM

Here ya go, Semi-colon Powell.

Subject: RE: .
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:02 PM

Joyce Hatto?

Subject: RE: . (Punk-chewayshun)
From: GUEST,Semi-colon Powell
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:59 PM

"Ah specks, frum th' title uv thisun', it's a "Period Peace", uv sorts."

....Or a ",D" perhaps?

Do we keep this up Periodically, and if so, what if we miss a month?


......pregnant pause.........

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:48 PM

Peekabo, I Almost See You by Ogden Nash

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to
lead it,
But there comes a day when your eyes
are all right but your arm isn't long
enough
to hold the telephone book where you can read it,
And your friends get jocular, so you go
to the oculist,
And of all your friends he is the joculist,
So over his facetiousness let us skim,
Only noting that he has been waiting for you ever since
you said Good evening to his grandfather clock under
the impression that it was him,
And you look at his chart and it says SHRDLU QWERTYOP,
and you say Well, why SHRDNTLU QWERTYOP? and he
says one set of glasses won't do.
You need two.
One for reading Erle Stanley Gardner's Perry Mason and
Keats's "Endymion" with,
And the other for walking around without saying Hello
to strange wymion with.
So you spend your time taking off your seeing glasses to put
on your reading glasses, and then remembering that your
reading glasses are upstairs or in the car,
And then you can't find your seeing glasses again because
without them on you can't see where they are.
Enough of such mishaps, they would try the patience of an
ox,
I prefer to forget both pairs of glasses and pass my declining
years saluting strange women and grandfather clocks.

Subject: RE: .
From: Don Firth
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:39 PM

Etaoin Shrdlu

Don Firth

Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:35 PM

What HE said.

Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:31 PM

No, the answer was "Blowing In The Wind" in the mid 60's and "Love" after that.....

Peace & Love, attorneys at lunch. You should have started afirm. Or a negative, if you wanted to argue that side if it. There would have been, if not an answer, at least a verdict.

Subject: RE: .
From: folk1e
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:30 PM

HELP me bable fish has stopped working!