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Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 06 Jul 07 - 05:25 PM Well, GS, you don't look a day over 96. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 06 Jul 07 - 05:32 PM Oh Wolverine, Why can't you be true?..... |
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Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 06 Jul 07 - 05:35 PM They say don't go, on Wolverine Mountain . . . . |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 06 Jul 07 - 05:40 PM Margaret Mead. Wasn't she an exotic dancer who did the Gulo Gulo dance in Cornwall with Jose Gecko and some flamingos? |
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Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 06 Jul 07 - 05:41 PM No, that was Jose Flamingo who did the gecko dance when he got full of Margaret and mead. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 06 Jul 07 - 05:42 PM Jose can you see . . . . |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 06 Jul 07 - 05:44 PM Gnu, how come those Verenes don't look any any more wooly than those gerenes mentioned a while looked tan? |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 06 Jul 07 - 05:54 PM Which is the better fire company, Hose "A" or Hose "B"? And speaking of ho's, what ever became of that girl Anna, that everybody used to hose in the Wholly Babble? She made Magdeline look like Delilah and made Delilah look like Jezabel! |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 06 Jul 07 - 05:56 PM ....Ago... |
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Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 06 Jul 07 - 06:08 PM I won't be here for the 300th post, so I'm claiming it now. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 06 Jul 07 - 06:32 PM Saves you from arm wrestling Leadfingers for it! |
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Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 06 Jul 07 - 06:42 PM ...or leadwrestling armfingers. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 06 Jul 07 - 06:46 PM Or fingering...no, never mind. |
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Subject: RE: . From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff Date: 06 Jul 07 - 09:19 PM What's the point? Peter |
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Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 06 Jul 07 - 09:31 PM It's a craps term. Also, it's the guy/gal who walks well ahead of his/her squad/platoon. It's the apex, the acme, the football guard. It's the subsequent yes to the non-point no. It's a cloud on a sunlit day. It's the most. |
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Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 06 Jul 07 - 09:45 PM It may even be the ginchiest. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 06 Jul 07 - 09:48 PM Jaysus, I haven't heard that term in a long time. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 06 Jul 07 - 09:59 PM "What is the sound of a point man pointing?" "HOLY JESUS CRAP!! THEY'RE ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE!!! LET'S GIT OUTA HERE!!!!" "What is the sound of a pint man pinting?" "HOLY JESUS CRAP!! THEY WERE ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE!!! But I beat them off and saved the platoon with only a stick I picked up from a booby trap that I kept from exploding by standing on it.... Gimme another beer, huh?" |
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Subject: RE: . From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Jul 07 - 03:29 AM Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LTS |
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Subject: RE: . From: gnu Date: 07 Jul 07 - 03:59 AM Well, at least it's the most. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 07 Jul 07 - 04:14 AM Rather a beer than a bier eh? |
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Subject: RE: . From: rock chick Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:06 AM getting out of bed.......No second thoughts its Saturday!! Zzzzzz |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 07 Jul 07 - 07:31 AM Ugh....was at the gym at 8am...showered and shopping by 10.30am...don't waste your Saturday....HEY ROCK CHICK...WAKE UP...I'M TALKING TO YOU.....GET OUT OF YOUR PIT YOU IDLE...er.....emmm.......oh what the heck. Enjoy your rest/sleep. Great thread this....or is it? Nice one Brucie... Best wishes, Mike. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 07 Jul 07 - 08:12 AM "SNORRO! She makes the sign of the Z! SNORRO (Snorro) SNORRO (Snorro) SNORRO......... From "Eh?" to ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in two seconds! Not bad! Of course, most of those who fight duels with swords only need one second. Elle Snorro must've gone BACK for seconds! Rock back to sleep and rejoin with rejoinders when you awake!...... |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:21 PM Long ago in a galaxy far far away....... |
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Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:24 PM ...a family drove down from Canada, hoping the old Ford would stay together long enough to get them to Nashville. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:27 PM There is a new "Grapes of Wrath" in the making here . . . . |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:29 PM Long ago in a galaxy far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away................................ .................................................................... That's far away!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:33 PM Long ago in a distaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant galaxy faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away...is that far enough? |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:35 PM No not quite. |
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Subject: RE: . From: autolycus Date: 07 Jul 07 - 07:21 PM Q. Why do pigs go 'oink'? A. Because they are pigs. That's what pigs do. The Caspian Sea is a greater sculptor t - no, that's making sense. My left slipper is a greater sculptor than it isn't. Damn, it's still making sense, so it might have value/worth. Errrrrrrrrrrrm - tables do fine potatoes make. There, that should do it. Trouble is, it made me laugh, so IT BLOODY HAD VALUE. Thind is , when you're a taoist, there's no sich thung os 'no value'. (Curtain) Ivor |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 07 Jul 07 - 08:40 PM I've had the Bacon Of Rath, but never their grapes. Because the pigs involved could no longer go Oink, I guess. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 07 Jul 07 - 08:43 PM I went to an Old Time Fiddler's convention in a Galax far away, once. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 07 Jul 07 - 08:44 PM That I would believe, Severn. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 07 Jul 07 - 10:22 PM Was it a tao-tapping good time? |
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Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 07 Jul 07 - 10:30 PM more likely a keg-tapping good time. |
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Subject: RE: . From: autolycus Date: 08 Jul 07 - 06:00 AM If it's a 'tao-tapping good time', then it is not the Tao. Tiao, baby. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 08 Jul 07 - 07:10 AM "With a Tao, Rao, Rao, The Brittish Grenadiers...." ....But maybe it was a Cow-Tipping good (ol') time! Something some American kids do when they're a bit tipsy, themselves. But there's no use in crying over spilt milk.....Or if you drink Skim, split milk. Dairy goes! Dare she goes!..... "Dairy down, down, down, dairy down....." But, we knew we could count on you when the chips were down. Of course, when the chips are down, it means the cows have been eating the geese again. ...(HOLY COW! I haven't thought of THAT joke since I was back in Bovinity School!) While you're at it, though, don't forget the tip of your waitress, your hat and the iceberg. (You've gotta be careful tipping icebergs though, just ask Cap'n Smith of the Titanic)..... |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 08 Jul 07 - 09:41 AM He's dead...... |
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Subject: RE: . From: gnu Date: 08 Jul 07 - 10:11 AM That's not the point. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 08 Jul 07 - 10:21 AM Duh! (slaps forehead) Of corpse he is! Down with his ship, nearer his God to thee and all that stuff. I must've seen it in at least two movies!..... Good point, cookster!....And a child shall lead us! What was I thinking? What!?!?-WAS I thinking?.... It was those OTHER Captain Smiths that either got their life spared by Polka-Haunt-Us and then signed her into a motel using his real name or else finally squared things up with one Unfortunate Miss Bailey. How could I ever forget? (A question that leads to the conclusion that I've even forgotten HOW to forget, but somehow managed to do so despite myself. A Senior Moment to the second power!) |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 08 Jul 07 - 10:23 AM The Titanic jokes always go down well. |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 08 Jul 07 - 12:35 PM And then again they can be a Titanic problem. |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 08 Jul 07 - 03:42 PM Really they can be. |
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Subject: RE: . From: autolycus Date: 08 Jul 07 - 04:15 PM At the risk of saying something of value, isn't anything amusing of worth and thus not suitable for this thread? I may be missing something here. Like a life. Ivor |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 08 Jul 07 - 04:24 PM Why..... was there something amusing?........ |
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Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 08 Jul 07 - 04:30 PM A Musing? Like poetry? |
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Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 08 Jul 07 - 05:21 PM They're marketing a new paper towel. They're calling it... ab-Zorba deGrease Just trying to bring this thread in line with the "Greatest Movies of All Time" thread. It needed alignment. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 08 Jul 07 - 05:25 PM What was the war movie where the actors kept pulling faces.....was it "The Gurns of Navarone"? |
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Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 08 Jul 07 - 06:41 PM I had one once, but we were so poor we had to sell it in order to buy the wall we had our backs to. The wolf was at the door, so we ate it. |
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