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Subject: BS: My wife.......... From: Georgiansilver Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:54 AM My wife and I got on better when we started sleeping in separate beds ………. Hers is in Australia and mine in England! My wife always tells me when she has really enjoyed lovemaking …… in fact she just phoned me from Hong Kong! My wife has skin like satin ……… like a chair that's been satin! My wife's teeth are like stars …. they come out at night! My wife looks like a million dollars ……… all green and crinkly! My wife's eyes are like pools ……. cess pools! My wife is the cave woman type …… hairy and ugly! My wife is hot in bed every night …… just wish it was my bed! My wife has everything a man could want ….. hairy legs, hairy chest, moustache……. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Georgiansilver Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:55 AM And what is your wife/relationship like? LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Alaska Mike Date: 28 Jul 07 - 12:24 PM My wife is my best friend, the inspiration for my songs, and the love of my life. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Ebbie Date: 28 Jul 07 - 12:32 PM Good on ya, AKMike. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Don Firth Date: 28 Jul 07 - 12:48 PM "And what is your wife/relationship like?" Well, her name is Barbara, not Mary, but the following song pretty well sums it up: CLICKY Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: artbrooks Date: 28 Jul 07 - 01:07 PM I'm with Mike...except I can't sing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Rapparee Date: 28 Jul 07 - 01:23 PM Well, I kinda like her and have for the past 38 years or so. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Bill D Date: 28 Jul 07 - 01:28 PM My wife is not only my love, but my best friend, and like Don, I'd find it hard to find a better song to exemplify how I feel about her....and what's more, unlike The Corries, she can SING that song with the right tune and rhythm...*grin* My wife is smarter than me, has a command of art, literature and language and has incredible empathy and insight. And with all that, she respects and trusts ME......so I guess she is slightly fallible, after all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Ebbie Date: 28 Jul 07 - 02:34 PM Bill D, I have never heard a better love song than your post- make sure the Black Swan reads it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: KT Date: 28 Jul 07 - 02:42 PM What Ebbie just said......lovely and inspiring! You're a rich pair! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Mrrzy Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:41 PM There was a service in Durham, North Carolina, for a while, called Wives for Women. They would do all the stuff that working people (of any gender, really) have no time for. They had a brilliant ad - "Call this number. Leave mess." I always had the vision of the junk all over my living room kind of pouring through the telephone onto THEIR living room floor! But I never lived in Durham, so I couldn't take advantage of them (**sniff**) - not that I would take advantage of a wife if I had one, of course! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Alice Date: 28 Jul 07 - 06:16 PM I would love to be a Rose of Allandale for a man who comes from here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Bobert Date: 28 Jul 07 - 07:39 PM Oh geeze.... Where to start??? Think I'll jus' take a pass other than to say that the P-Vine may be a nut but... ...I loves her madly... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Cluin Date: 28 Jul 07 - 08:40 PM So get off the computer and go kiss her. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jul 07 - 08:57 PM Anyone who knows me around here is well aware that Karen is the finest and greatest thing to ever happen in my life. Bill phrased it as I often do......She's my best friend, my buddy, my pal, my lover.....She is strong, intelligent, empathic, and everyone who knows her thinks she's great as well. Most of them also wonder what the hell she's doing with me! I was 36 when I met her and had long since quit thinking of marriage or any long term relationship and yet within 20 minutes I knew I would marry her if she'd have me. James Dickey once wrote about one of his characters meeting his wife and it was almost exactly what it was like for me. I saw somewhere deep in Karen a flame, small but intense and I knew immediately it was that flame I had always wanted to see and never had. When I saw it, I married it. I don't know what that is, but I still see it now, brighter and more intense than ever these 22 years later. I would wish the same for all of you. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Sorcha Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:06 PM Indeed, Mrzzy, there are days when I wish I had a wife! LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: katlaughing Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:44 PM Not me. I'd rather have a cute little house-boy!*bg* |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Georgiansilver Date: 29 Jul 07 - 04:26 AM Having begun this thread with a few supposed comedy quips about "The Wife" I expected as usual that it would degenerate into something of a non-pleasure zone...a jokey have a go at women...however, I have to say that some of the posts to the thread are really inspiring and to some degree they restore ones belief in relationships. Having had a pretty bad time with women myself...nothing against then in general you understand...but let down a few times quite harshly...I have tended to think that male/female relationships are a no-go area for me. I'm just glad that you folks have found happiness with your partners and admit to being a little envious. Best wishes, Mike. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Big Al Whittle Date: 29 Jul 07 - 07:22 AM Think of it a bit like your relationship with wood, Mike. There are all sorts of wood. one day you might find a piece of wood ....like a guitar or a piece of chippendale, a thing of beauty which evokes some deep response in you. you might not, you might get fed up with it in a bit.......its external to you. whatever you think - you won't take it with you. Don't expect too much from yourself. Your head has got the same geography inside as all these people claiming deep fulfilling experiences. the are no more valid than your own experiences. theres nothing wrong with you because your bit of wood turned out different. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Jerry Rasmussen Date: 29 Jul 07 - 07:34 AM One of the greatest things about my wife is that she helps me become the man I was created to be. Like Spaw, I knew that I had finally found my soulmate the first weekend we went out together (and we went to visit the sick, not to a fancy nighclub.) Within three days, I knew that I was going to marry her. The beautiful thing is that I knew right away that I would grow to love her more, for the rest of my life. It brought back the lyrics to a popular song of the 50's by a German singer (those Germans are so romantic!) "How much do I love you? that's easy to say Less than tomorrow, more than yesterday" I also love how warm and welcoming she is to everyone who enters our door. Those Catters who have visited us know what I'm talking about. Jerry |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Louie Roy Date: 29 Jul 07 - 03:08 PM After 61 years of a happy marriage I only have this to say.I love this beautiful lady my wife, my lover,my soul mate companion my right and left arm as much today as i did 61 years ago,and all through the years I always managed to tell her how much I loved her,and she also confirmed her love for me.If every man could experience this same kind of love there would be very few divorces.We never went to bed at night in anger with each other all our differents were resolved before bedtime and we started the next day with with respect for each other |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Charley Noble Date: 29 Jul 07 - 03:43 PM What a thread where even Spaw can find something to say that would confound the cynics! LOL Anyone dare to start a thread about husbands? Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 29 Jul 07 - 05:33 PM Bigamy is having one husband too many. So is monogamy. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Bill D Date: 29 Jul 07 - 05:38 PM "Hogamus, higamus, Men are polygamous, Higamous, hogamous, Women monogamous." and all generalizations, even cute ones, are suspect. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: GUEST,Mad Jock Date: 29 Jul 07 - 06:01 PM My wife is watching me type...... She is lovelyyyy.. More Later. possibly. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Georgiansilver Date: 29 Jul 07 - 06:34 PM Or as the child on Tele said....marriage is only for one man and one woman and it's called monotony! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Amos Date: 30 Jul 07 - 12:54 AM Hell, we've been going for 28 years and we are the best of friends and the closest of admirers, confidantes and more in love now than we were when we started. It gives me a secret thrill to think that I have done one thing so extraordinarily right in life. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Helen Date: 30 Jul 07 - 02:46 AM As Billie Holiday put it in I Love My Man (billie's Blues) I ain't good looking And my hair ain't curls I ain't good looking And my hair ain't curls But my mother she give me something It's going to carry me through this world Some man like me 'cuz I'm happy Some 'cuz I'm snappy Some call me honey Others think I've got money Some say Billie Baby you're built for speed Now if you put that altogether Makes me everything a good man needs |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Charley Noble Date: 30 Jul 07 - 10:06 AM refresh |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Geordie-Peorgie Date: 30 Jul 07 - 06:19 PM me and The Lovely Shirl have had 17 happy years together! We've been married 25!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: skipy Date: 31 Jul 07 - 12:46 PM Is twice the woman I married! Skipy (who likes big girls, luckily) I echo Amos, but we are at the 23 years stage. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: GUEST,the end is near Date: 31 Jul 07 - 02:54 PM it looks like this is a place where homo's congregate, and re-joice where are you guy's from? UTAH, you bunch of weirdo's.
-Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Helen Date: 31 Jul 07 - 04:22 PM Now that is weird! A thread which started out as a tongue-in-cheek, having-a-go-at-women topic which turned, surprisingly quickly into a nice thread about women (well, mostly nice), and we (that's me included, I suppose) get accused of being "homo's". An illogical logic. A Resident Hen Teased Her Inn A Tender Shine Heartened Sin Heard Intense Hands Teenier Hastened Rein Hennaed Tires Hairnet Needs Hennas Dieter the end is near |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Bill D Date: 31 Jul 07 - 04:56 PM you ever notice how the bigots and trolls have worst grammar, spelling and punctuation? |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Georgiansilver Date: 01 Aug 07 - 10:38 AM Don't know about homophobic but I am feeling a little guestphobic..anyone else? |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: kendall Date: 01 Aug 07 - 03:57 PM He's looking to get deleted. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: GUEST,ibo Date: 02 Aug 07 - 03:52 PM i asked my wife why she never tells me when she has an orgasm,she replied that i was never there |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: jeffp Date: 02 Aug 07 - 04:14 PM It has been my great good fortune to love, and be loved by, two wonderful women who became my wives. It has been my great misfortune to lose them both to a bastard of a disease. I am now planning a future marriage with a wonderful woman with whom I expect to have an even greater love. To love and be loved like this once is a blessing. Three times is beyond belief. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: GUEST,ibo Date: 02 Aug 07 - 06:23 PM Ilost my wife in may,1998,what a game of cards that was |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Helen Date: 03 Aug 07 - 02:19 AM A woman gets into a taxi to go home from shopping. The driver asks what she is carrying in the paper bag. "I got a bottle of wine for my husband", she replies. "Wow, that was a good bargain!" says the driver. [Sorry, wrong thread! Should be on the My Husband thread, perhaps?] Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Geordie-Peorgie Date: 03 Aug 07 - 08:37 PM The Lovely Shirl and me wez at a party and aah wez taalkin' te this bonnie young lass, abbot 20 yrs and GORGEOUS - Legs up tiv her armpits!! We wez talkin' aboot music etc and she thowt aah wez the mutts nuts coz aah played guitar. After aboot 15 minutes TLS joined us and shortly after the young lass went on her way TLS sez tiv uz, "Married 25 years and you can still surprise me!" Aah sez, "What! That aah can still chat up a nice young lass?" She sez," No! The fact that you can hold your stomach in for quarter of an hour!" She's canny forbye she's a worky-ticket, mind |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Bert Date: 03 Aug 07 - 09:06 PM My wife |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: frogprince Date: 03 Aug 07 - 09:30 PM ...got to sing on stage with Peggy Seeger recently |
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Subject: RE: BS: My wife.......... From: Big Al Whittle Date: 03 Aug 07 - 11:29 PM Christ its early in the morning - I kept wondering why the Times Literary Supplement was butting in on your conversation, Geordie. |
