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Subject: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 10:25 AM

Dear Joe!

Since no date is given in the birthday list, only month and year, the question is, whether your birth lasted a whole month, or perhaps because you celebrate 31 days? Whow!!!

So I think it is the best to start the thread on the 1st; all mudcatters are kindly invited to fill up this thread from now on until the end of the month. Congratulations in September will be definitely too late.

So let it be a lottery: who hits the exact date has to report to Joe rolling in a barrel (he will notify you, and I hope, us losers, too).

Happy birthday, Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Wesley S
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 10:28 AM

Many Happy Returns - and we know how much you love birthday threads. Have one on me at the local pub. I'll pay you back next time I see you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Hawker
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 10:30 AM

Cheers Joe, Hope you have a great Birthday, Whenever it is!
Lucy


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: MMario
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 10:37 AM

True - Joe has often expressed that He feels birthday threads are a bit silly - which is why we usually subject him to a birthmonth Thread.

Happy first day of Brithmonth, Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Megan L
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 10:38 AM

Rany mappy heturns :) ach i ken ahm aw nose fur toes but when you reach your great age ye'll never notice. Once conillation is yer no as auld as McKenzie

Frae Dauvitt and his Meg


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 10:38 AM

Sooo... we gotta post every day for the whole month? Joe is gonna like that!

May I offer many happy returns for your birthday, Joe.

Hey, yeah, it is lame. But I gotta start slow and pace myself... it's gonna be a long month, eh!

g


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: RangerSteve
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 10:49 AM

Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, (31 times).


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 10:49 AM

Happy Birthday Joe.


Scooby Doo.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: The Villan
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 11:14 AM

This is just for you Joe

Happy Birthday Joe

enjoy :-)

Les


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 11:30 AM

Aha, it's that time again. MWUHAHAHAHAHA!


HAPPY BIRTHMONTH JOE!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 11:53 AM

This is an Offer I can't refuse!

Happy whenever it is, Joe!

We celebrate a birthweek, out this way.

Jerry


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,Rog Peek
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 12:12 PM

Hello Joe and Happy Birthday from Killarney Co. Kerry, Ireland.

May you have many returns!

Rog Peek


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 12:18 PM

Have a great one, Joe...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: artbrooks
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 12:19 PM

Gee, does that mean I can check in every day and say something inane? What an opportunity!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: alanabit
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 01:40 PM

Happy birthmonth from Köln Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 01:44 PM

Happy birthmonth from me too, Joe!

Kitty


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Amos
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 01:50 PM

Jeeze, Joe, aren't you gonna knock it off, this Birthday scam?

Somehow these threads came together for me -- "Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!"..."Waste of good mahogany"..."Hot Australilan meat pie...". But I am sure it was all just a horrible coincidence. Kinda like your birthday. I am very glad you are riding the time-wave so gracefully and all that, joe, but this is a folk music site!! ;>)

Congrats, pal.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: HouseCat
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 02:04 PM

Hippo birdie two ewes,
Hippo birdie two ewes,
Hippo birdie deer ewe,(JOE)
Hippo birdie two ewes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 02:05 PM

Y'Art!... "Gee, does that mean I can check in every day and say something inane? What an opportunity!!"

Log in as many times a day as you want... or can, before your inane becomes insane.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Severn
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 02:06 PM

Happy Birthday! All the work you put into this place is well appreciated!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Ernest
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 02:16 PM

Happy Birthday from me too...

How about your plans to come and see Berlin again btw?

Best
Ernest


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 02:28 PM

Joe, I sure do appreciate all you do here at M'dc't. Congratulations. Have a fine day--- And many more.

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: autolycus
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 04:23 PM

Many happy returns from night-time Norfolk.

hope you have the one you want, whenever.

I appreciate your work and helpfulness, and hope that'll do for a birthday present.




       Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Wolfgang
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 05:56 PM

As each year, I'll resist the temptation to post "happy birthday" on the exact day. What would be a perfect present? I could start a "We miss Shambles" thread? Or I could find a tune to lyrics yet without tune? Or...

Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: skipy
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 06:12 PM

Happy Birfday Joe, you do a great job!
Thanks
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 06:12 PM

Are we keeping to Mudcat time or GMT, because it's nearly the 2nd August here....

Hope it's a happy month!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 07:06 PM

Joe, you are one of the very best humans on the planet, and I am delighted someone is giving us the opportunity to wish you the very best, you deserve even more. I love you and your work!

PS Housecat, *I* was gonna quote Sandra Boynton!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 07:14 PM

Live long, die very happy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: ranger1
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 07:18 PM

Happy birthmonth, Joe! When you gonna come visit us in Maine?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Beer
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 08:28 PM

Your a good man Joe. All the best.
Adrien (beer)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 08:35 PM

happy birfmonth to the bloke who keeps Mudcat (almost) on an even keel!

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Janie
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 12:52 AM

Every year at just this time we get a chance to proffer
a month of fun and silliness to our good bro', Joe Offer.

Reveal the date, he will not do. I think he's superstitious.
He hopes in hiding it will be to birthday threads pernicious.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 01:00 AM

Joe -- very happy day...thanks for all you do on the Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: My guru always said
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 04:26 AM

Many more months of Happies Joe!!
Hil x


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Peace
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 04:31 AM

Ditto the above. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 05:46 AM

Whoo Hoo!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 07:07 AM

Day two... I'll second all the good wishes!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 07:59 AM

Yassir, Happy birthday , Joe O. and thank you for everything.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 08:23 AM

Happy Birthday.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: MMario
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 08:39 AM

And a glorious Second day of Birthmonth to you, joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Folk Form # 1
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 09:15 AM

So Joe is going to celebrate for a whole month. Now that will cause the mother of all hangovers!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Alec
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 11:40 AM

Oh my goodness!I missed the big guy's Birthday.
Happy Birthday anyway Joe (Sorry it's late)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: The Villan
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 11:56 AM

Or early :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Cool Beans
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 02:54 PM

Happy birthday atcha, Joe, from the old stomping grounds of Detroit.
Marty (CB)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: SussexCarole
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 04:01 PM

Joe! Happy Birthday for today, yesterday and all the rest of August. We'll raise a pint on your behalf. Hope to see you again in 2008. Yipeee aye ay...ghostriders...and great memories   

Carole & Andrew xx


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 06:33 AM

Day three... not enough tea... yet. Tomorrow eh!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Barry Finn
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 12:35 PM

A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you Joe & many more.

Barry


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: MMario
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 01:05 PM

Happy third of Birthmonth to you Joe - and while I'm at it; Happy fouorth and fifth days of BirthMonth as well - because I'll be out of town.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 01:53 PM

Happy birthmonth Poppa Joe, from a sunny Sidmouth.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 02:10 PM

See, this is the problem with management. To supress birthday threads, he hides his birthday, so now they start thirty of them to celebrate his birth-month!! It's not so much the "law of unintended consequences" as the law of "too fockin' dumb to understand the consequences"...fortunately in this case, it doesn't hurt anyone except mebbe Joe's pride. But, see, Joe, the boys at the MOAB understand this phenopmenon real well. Ask BWL about the law of that which cannot be fucked with.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 02:31 PM

Well, I really do hate birthday threads, mostly because there is so much same-old same-old in them. How many truly innovative things can you say about birthdays? Now, since people don't know when my birthday is, it gives at least some variety to the mix.
I believe there are only two Mudcatters who know when my actual birthday is, and both of them are quite discreet.
I almost revealed my birthday one night after a number of beers in Yorkshire, but the beer helped because by that time, even I wasn't quite sure when my birthday was....
And if you want to know how old I am, wait a minute. I have to do the math.
-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 02:32 PM

Amos... are you tryin to get Joe to shut this thread down? After all, that could be considered a "persoanl attack" eh? If Joe wasn't so thick skinned and you weren't so personable, well, I dare say these posts would be cut of in a


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Megan L
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 02:34 PM

Gnu are you saying Joe is thick ?:p


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 03:16 PM

I hope Joe is perceptive enough to appreciate the current of wry humor beneath my apparently rude remarks. In fact, I am highly confident he is sensitive and alert enough to do so. If I am wrong, and he isn't, then what I said stands. Simple.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: kytrad (Jean Ritchie)
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 04:06 PM

Joe- I hate birthday threads too; shall we start a thread about that? But as long as I'm belatedly here, Happy Birthday! And thanks for all your great help over the years.......    Jean


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 04:41 PM

Megan! You read what I said, and what I said was not what you more or less said what I said, know what I am sayin?

I shall be on the beer tonight, so, I likely shant post to this thread tomorrow. so.........

Happy 4th Of August Birthday Joe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 04 Aug 07 - 12:40 AM

Happy whatever whenever and thanks for all you do.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Peace
Date: 04 Aug 07 - 12:42 AM

Seems like it was just yesterday I was posting to a thread like this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Joe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: InOBU
Date: 04 Aug 07 - 11:42 AM

Happy B day, whenever the hell it is...
cheers
lor


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: DougR
Date: 04 Aug 07 - 06:27 PM

Joe: I got a headach trying to be innovative. I really don't care when your birthday is. I just hope you have a good one!

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:57 AM

So, Joe, still pleading the fifth today?

Happy Birthmonth... yeah, I'm giving up. Just lazy, I guess. It's no fun if I can't get a rise outta ya.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: autolycus
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:45 PM

Wellmy h.b. thread was avery happy experience for me. Posters were pretty innovative even with the date.

For some reason, people around here are individualistic.

Anyway, this one has shown how appreciative people are, in itself a cause for celebration in a naughty world.



next week's sermon will be on false teeth and the Jewish Problem.

'course if we all celebrated everyone every day, well, anyway,whatever.





       Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Peace
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:48 PM

Will the sermon talk about real false teeth?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Peace
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:48 PM

Damn. Is he having another birthday so soon? Whew. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Peace
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:50 PM

Ya know, if he's having as many birthdays as I think he is, he's gotta be at least 293 years old.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Peace
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:56 PM

I had to check. That means that Joe was born the year the Stuart Dynasty in Britain came to an end. Coincidence? I think not!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: autolycus
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:09 PM

You mean the Stuart dynasty was followed by the Joe Dynasty?

I can live with that.



(Er, false real teeth - thanks for asking.)




       Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: MMario
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 09:15 AM

May I be the first to wish Joe a happy sixth day of BirthMonth!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,Chanteyranger
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 02:52 PM

Happy belated birthday, Joe! All the best.

Chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 11:48 PM

Can't let this thread go slipping off the bottom; keep celebrating, Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: autolycus
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 10:38 AM

This thread is going nowhere

































until everybody wishes Joe birthday watchamacallits.



      

      Ivor (after Bob Newhart)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: MMario
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 10:48 AM

Happy first full week of Birthmonth, Joe! Just think, only what, 23 days to go?

Wouldn't it be much easier just to tell us which day it actually is?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Peace
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 01:08 PM

Is he having another one? That man has more birthdays than a horse has hairs. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Joe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: gnu
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 01:29 PM

Gee. This thread nearly fell off the one day board. Phew... that was close.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: MMario
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 01:34 PM

Okay - I'm gonna have to wish Joe a whole bunches of Happy Birthmonths because i'm gonna be out of town.

So Happy eight Day of Birthmonth!

yppaH htnin yad fo htnomhtriB!

Have a great decade of days of Birthmonth!

Hippo Eleventieth day of Birthmonth!

Congranulations on your doezenth day of BirthMonth!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: BK Lick
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 05:39 PM


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( O O                  )/    _) (    (__,-'      ,'o"(            )>
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       \    ,    .   /    /_,' /       `-'._.--._(             )
       \\ |-----'| /       \ /            ||| |||`-'._.--._.-'
       ||__|    |_|__|    ===m""m===                   ||| |||

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( O O                  )/    _) (    (__,-'      ,'o"(            )>
`=^='                /    /    )       (       (__,-'            )
       \    ,    .   /    /_,' /       `-'._.--._(             )
       \\ |-----'| /       \ /            ||| |||`-'._.--._.-'
       ||__|    |_|__|    ===m""m===                   ||| |||

                               (          (             )
       c~~p ,---------.       `-`-.         `--(_   _)--'
,---'oo )          \      '( @ >             Y-Y
( O O                  )/    _) (             /@@ \
`=^='                /    /    )          /    \    Joe
       \    ,    .   /    /_,' /          `--'. \             ,
       \\ |-----'| /       \ /                |   `.__________/)
       ||__|    |_|__|    ===m""m===             \               |

                                                __ _
                               (            .-.' `; `-._ __ _
       c~~p ,---------.       `-`-.       (_,         .-:' `; `-._
,---'oo )          \      '( @ >    ,'o"(       (_,          )
( O O                  )/    _) (    (__,-'      ,'o"(            )>
`=^='                /    /    )       (       (__,-'            )
       \    ,    .   /    /_,' /       `-'._.--._(             )
       \\ |-----'| /       \ /            ||| |||`-'._.--._.-'
       ||__|    |_|__|    ===m""m===                   ||| |||


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 10:01 PM

Of course, since the relapse, I have not been myself, (nor have I been MMario, nor the Shambles) and time is a bit distorted. I was under the impression that this was then, but, obviously, it must be now. Therefore it is with great pleasure, many unexplained tears, and forgotten regrets that I must wish my dear Mr. Offer (who is certainly NO IGMO!!) the following:

HAPPY


BIRTHMONTH,


JOE OFFER!!



However, were this day the

16th of August

(which I am being told that this day is the 8th of August...though, for the life of me I think it is not even August yet), I would wish him a happy

Birth DAY

.

Nevertheless, I say again:

HAPPY


BIRTHMONTH,


JOE OFFER!!



Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 05:17 PM

We have been neglecting dear Joe and I thought that it was time to put that right!

Hope your birthday month is going well melove!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 06:34 PM

I was hoping to be 100 but I decided I'd better get this in here before the month is gone!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!!!

luvyakat


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: bbc
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 09:28 PM

Happy Birthday, Joe! (Sorry I'm late!)

love,

barbara


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Janie
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 09:51 PM

Geez Joe,

My intention was to write a couplet everyday.

Best laid plans and all that....

So, you get to decide. Is it

"The road to to hell...."

or

"It's the thought that counts."

Janie


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 04:05 AM

happy-rest-of-birfmonth!

and happy rest-of-year!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: MMario
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 08:47 AM

Boy - someone has some artistic talent! lOVE THE ascii art!

Happy 22n'd day of Birthmonth Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 03:37 PM

Well, as far as I can tell, there are still only two very discreet Mudcatters who know when my birthday actually is - and khandu, despite his good intentions, is not one of them.
People at church have taken to wishing me a happy birthday all month, too...
-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 03:48 PM

Well Joe, I'm sure Mr.3000 sends you birthday wishes and his many thanks for explaining the term, "Bum's Rush."

LMAO

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Rog Peek
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 04:15 PM

When I wished you a Happy Birthday earlier in the month, I was unaware we didn't know the exact day, so here's another 30, one of them must be right!

Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
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Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe
Happy Birthday Joe

Rog Peek


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 08:08 PM

OMG - it's THAT time again!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 25 Aug 07 - 07:25 AM

It fell off the end again - come on you lot, let's keep Joe's thread current until the end of the month. You know how much he appreciates the effort!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: bobad
Date: 25 Aug 07 - 07:59 AM

♫ Sto lat! Sto lat! Niech zyje, zyje nam.
Sto lat! Sto lat! Niech zyje, zyje nam.
Jeszcze raz! Jeszcze raz! Niech zyje, zyje nam.
Niech zyje nam.♫


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 25 Aug 07 - 11:23 AM

well said.

birthmonths are such fun!!

birthyears would be even better, imagine 365 days of celebrating.

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Aug 07 - 11:27 AM

Well if we're gonna have birthday songs, here's one.

BIRTHDAY DIRGE (to the tune of the Volga Boatmen)

Happy Birthday! (UNH!)
Happy Birthday! (UNH!)

Death and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere

Happy Birthday! (UNH!)
Happy Birthday! (UNH!)

Birthdays come, but once a year
Marking time, as Death draws near

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake

May your deeds with sheep and yaks
Equal those with sword and axe

Burn the Castle and storm the keep
Kill the Women but SAVE THE SHEEP!

We brought linen, white as cloud
Now we'll sit and sew your shroud!

Long ago your hair turned grey
Now it's falling out, they say

This one lesson you must learn
FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn!

Now you are the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

Death will come before the dawn
Now's the time to party on!

Happy Birthday! (UNH!)
Happy Birthday! (UNH!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Aug 07 - 11:38 AM

Happy Birthday to you.
You belong in a zoo.
You look like a monkey
And you act like one too.

Happy Birthday, Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 25 Aug 07 - 03:12 PM

How much of August is left? I think maybe I'd prefer to have a "birth minute" instead of a birthmonth.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,signing in because we are supposed to
Date: 25 Aug 07 - 03:45 PM

At least Joe's Happy Birthday threads are always different. He can't say that they are the same old, same old.   . . . unless being different becomes the same old, same old. Wait a minute, I forgot where this post was taking me. Shall I say Happy Birthday, Joe! and risk upsetting the man who would be signing our paychecks if we were getting one for all the wisdom we impart? Lest you think I somehow left Max out of that job through ignorance, you surely know that Max would have delegated that chore to Joe long ago.

So back to the frivolity of the occasion. Here's a gentle Happy Life's Special Second to the fellow who would have preferred a "birth minute" instead of a birth month. Interpret that as a birthday wish if you wish.

I think I'll quit before a moment of weakness causes me to say Happy Birthday, J . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Janie
Date: 25 Aug 07 - 03:50 PM

Yadhtrib Yad, Oej.

Erom ynam erom.

Einaj


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Janie
Date: 25 Aug 07 - 04:00 PM

Spoo.   Noitcerroc.

Dluohs evah depyt Eoj, dna ton Oej.

Yrros.

Einaj


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: KT
Date: 25 Aug 07 - 04:21 PM

Joe, I won't say the hb words since I am discreet, but I will say, I'm glad you were born during my lifetime!

Celebrate!

KT


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Aug 07 - 10:29 AM

Better get this one in before Birthday Month is over!

Birthday


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 26 Aug 07 - 11:45 AM

Nice one Jenny!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Aug 07 - 11:46 AM

100!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ultimate birthday gift!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Genie
Date: 26 Aug 07 - 02:40 PM

As Jenny's song says, birthdays come but once a year.

Aren't you glad you're not a birthday?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Aug 07 - 02:49 PM

KT, you were born during Joe's lifetime, not the other way round.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 26 Aug 07 - 05:21 PM

And Joe, as KT's post reminds us:
YOU do not celebrate your birthday because you are getting older.
WE celebrate your birthday because we are glad you were BORN.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Gorgeous Gary
Date: 26 Aug 07 - 05:32 PM

Almost run out of month here...

Happy Birthmonth Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Aug 07 - 11:23 PM

birthdays come but once a year.

Heh heh, reminds me of the old joke about Santa Claus, who only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney. Aren't you glad you're not Santa Claus :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: KT
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 01:50 AM

lol Giok!! I guess you're right!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 08:27 PM

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
Whatever is the date?
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Celtaddict
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 09:59 AM

Yikes, it fell off the bottom!
Happy birthminutes, Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 10:59 AM

For a guy who doesn't like Birthday Threads, you sure managed to streeeetch this one a long way out, there, Joe!! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 01:32 PM

And we might as well keep it going until the last minute........


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 01:35 PM

Well, I got a birthday thread, and I admit that it is a very nice birthday thread - but did I get presents?
Hmmmm?

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: MMario
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 01:37 PM

jeeprs creepers - don't even think of closing down the happy birthmonth yet! There are over two birth-month days yet to go! Over 58 birth-month hours!

Heck - we still got over 3500 birth-month minutes we can wish him!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: MMario
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 01:38 PM

That was Sinsull's job.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: gnu
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 04:02 PM

Presents? Cheeky! You got presence. More than most of us. Take what you can get.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: SINSULL
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 04:06 PM

And don't forget, on September 1 the Very Happy Unbirthday Celebration officially begins.

Presents? You want presents????
I can manage a few at the Getaway. HMMMMM Let's see...what would make Joe happy? or cringe?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 04:39 PM

I knew that would bring out SINSULL.
Joe Offer, be afraid.


-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 04:59 PM

And if you want to know how old I am, wait a minute. I have to do the math.

I don't think you have enough fingers and toes to do the math, Joe. Now, if ya want us all t'come over, you could use ours, too! That might give you enough to get that high!**bg**


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 08:37 PM

Well, it's pretty easy just now. All I have to do is get together with a couple of friends, count all our fingers and toes, and subtract one. Takes me only about ten minutes to compute my age nowadays.
-Joe, age 59-
(with help from my wife and my mother-in-law)
[the cats and dogs just confused me, and they started nipping]


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: curmudgeon
Date: 29 Aug 07 - 08:59 PM

While I'm here, and before it's too late, Happy Birthday, Joe. and thanks for all the good shit you do for Mudcat - Tom


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 07:18 AM

Hmmmmm, birthday presents for Joe................

He he he he he he he.....................


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 08:04 AM

we're going to have to do better next year - did ya notice the gap between the 8th & 21st?

There could have been at least 13 more birthday/week/month/minute greetings to Joe?

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 09:26 AM

Hippy brothday Joe

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Amos
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 10:26 AM

YEah, Joe's fifty-nine this month, and he was fifty-nine last August and the August before that, and... . It's just a thing he does, man. Dig it...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 04:45 PM

And I just found a birthday present for Joe. He'll have to wait fore the Getaway to get it though.

He he he he he ..................


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 08:13 PM

Hey, Amos, that's not fair! I was 58 last August, although I can't remember if that was before or after my birthday....

But my stockbroker says I can take money out of my IRA in 6 months, when I turn 59-1/2, so I'm going to replace my 9-yr-old Honda and give the old one to my stepson.

Aging has some advantages.

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: ranger1
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 09:08 PM

Happy close to the end of birth month, Joe. And didn't anyone ever warn you to be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might get it? I'll be more than happy to share a couple of my gifts from SINSULL and jacqui! And Mary volunteers in a gift shop full of tacky lighthouse-related trinkets, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 03:27 AM

Last chance to send your best wishes, Catters!

Tomorrow will be too late!

And if by chance today should be your birthday, Joe: Happy birthday to you, and all the best for many happy returns!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Barb'ry
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 04:48 AM

Happy Birthday Joe - hope you have a great year and have had a wonderful birthday month.
love barb'ry


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 06:37 AM

And many more!!!!!!!!!

Live very long, die very happy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 06:40 AM

Still nearly 15 hours left by EST.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 08:36 AM

final birfday greetings from me!!

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Alice
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 09:07 AM

Amen!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 09:44 AM

And a few more for good measure! After all they have to last till next August.

Still a few hours to go!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 09:45 AM

But it's Saturday in Sydney.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 09:56 AM

Not for another four minutes, Giok :-) 11.56pm here on Friday night.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 09:58 AM

Anyway, it will still be August for Joe for another few hours.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 10:01 AM

Do you think he wishes that he had let us know his actual birthday - it would have been all over and done with a lot faster - or maybe that's why he didn't.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 10:25 AM

We have another 11 months in which to wish him a Happy UnBirthday of course.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 10:55 AM

I think Joe secretly LOVES birthday threads, and by not telling us the date, he gets a nice big thread that's guaranteed to keep going for a month.

That's what I think!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: gnu
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 11:06 AM

Well, Joe... one last time until next year... Happy Birthday!

Gary


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 11:20 AM

As Peter O'Toole would say "A finer man has never breathed"


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 10:25 PM

And just before this thread gasps its last, Happy Birthday Month for the last time this year, Joe.

Here is your new Unbirthday thread ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Janie
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 11:59 PM

The clock is ticking down as Joe Offer's growing older
His beard all grizzled gray and his bald pate feeling colder
This birthmonth's nearly done; Only 20 minutes left
To pity this poor man another year of life bereft

He keeps us straight (or tries), trademark brown font a reminder
that if we ain't polite he will function as our minder
Here and there he posts a lyric with a footnote and a credit
Post in haste. Rue your words. PM Joe to quickly edit
What you typed that you now see if it stands you will regret it

Five minutes left to plague this man I'm running out of rhymes
Three now remain to give him pain, now two, now one, there's no more time

Happy Birthmonth Bro Joe Offer!!!!!!

(Is that lame, or what?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 10:52 AM

I have had it!!!! Great Christ on a fockin' crutch!!!

For years I have tried to support you Joe. I know your supposed hatred of ANY birthday thread for a variety of reasons and specifically because they tend to say just the same old things. In trying to ease what I believed to be your suffering, your angst, over this I posted to almost all of them with a different message guaranteed to make the thread "different." Over the years I have told various wonderful folks to fuck off, get bent, bite me, kiss my ass, etc., for absolutely no other reason than to relieve your troubled mind.

Well you can just fuck off, get bent, bite me, kiss my ass, and take a hot lead enema to boot. You really are a sleaze and a lying sack of shit. You love these damn threads! No need to admit it because its obvious. We can all see what you've done and it is so pathetic and self-serving that I don't know how I can ever respect anything of yours again.

YOU HAVE CREATED YOUR OWN GROUP OF JOE'S BIRTHDAY THREADS!?!?!?

You're pathetic......talk about your broke-dick mamaluccas............Man, you really take the cake. Don't send me any apologies you fockin' weasel. I will be forwarding this message on to Shambles as I know this is what he expected of you and will be relieved to see himself vindicated. He is of course a complete asshole himself but now he will be an asshole with a smile.

Blow me

Spaw
    You caught me, Spaw. Although I really, honestly am bored to tears by birthday threads, I did enjoy this one in spite of myself. But hey, a group of birthday threads? Would I do a thing like that, start a group of threads praising Joe Offer? I strongly suspect that the group was started by a certain somebody living in the Road Kill Capital of Ohio.
    As for all that other stuff: PLEASE, NO ENEMA!! I just got done with a colonoscopy not very long ago, one of the joys of being well over 50.
    Thank you all, even Spaw, for the good wishes, even though I still hate birthday threads.
    -Joe Offer-

    ....and I have to admit that I am duly impressed that Janie was able to fit in a message at exactly 11:59 PM on the last day of August.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Sep 07 - 01:01 PM

What Spaw said.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Janie
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 12:19 AM

Just to keep up the tradition of annoying you with birthday threads, Joe. Rumor has it that today or yesterday (or was it last week or next week?) In any event, 'Spaw came to me in a dream and commanded, "Just do it!"

Happy somethingorother anniversary of the day/month in which you were born!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 03:01 AM

If it really IS your birthday, don't worry be happy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 04:05 AM

Well, so far, in all these years, nobody has given me birthday greetings on the actual day of my birthday. They're getting closer now that Khandu isn't around to lead them astray...


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 04:46 AM

enjoy celebrating the anniversary at the date of your choosing!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,#
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 07:51 AM

Joe's birthday is August 17. Only 364 days to go.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 07:55 AM

Old gits jes git mo bettah wid age. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 08:44 AM

Have a happy one


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 09:18 AM

I said it on Facebook but I'll gladly say it again... Happies atchya!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: EBarnacle
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 09:52 AM

A very merry b'day, whenever it is.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 12:27 PM

Hope you had a good one, joe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 12:34 PM

Joe knows that if you don't reveal the specific date, that year doesn't count... so far, he is on track to live to 115.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: frogprince
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 01:23 PM

Didn't we usta have a thread something like "Do you mean to tell me He's still alive?" for people like this?

Happy Birthday, Joe, and thanks for a lot of positive stuff you bring to this "place".


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Joe_F
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 01:31 PM

The first time I saw an obituary & thought "Was that old bastard still alive?", I then thought "I have reached a certain age".


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 18 Aug 15 - 01:46 PM

All the very best, Joe. Whenever.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 19 Aug 15 - 01:32 AM

Warmest regards to you, Joe....and thank you for posting some of the most powerfully observant posts on here!!!!

Guest from Sanity


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: topical tom
Date: 19 Aug 15 - 02:50 PM

Have a happy birthday, Joe, and a great year to come! Thanks for giving me info when asked and thanks for promoting the folk process. Keep up the good work!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Aug 15 - 01:29 AM

Hey Joe, all my posts keep getting deleted by Susan....I'm surprised this one has lasted this long.
Somebody should really talk to her.

GfS
    Who's Susan?
    -Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 20 Aug 15 - 09:36 PM

You know, this happens about this time each year. That's not a bad thing, all things considered.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 01:42 PM

Love you, Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 01:52 PM

...ahh yes...less we forget.....

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,#
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 03:57 PM

I coulda sworn I recently saw a thread about this. No wonder he's aging. Seems like he's having birthdays at the rate some people fart. Happy Birthday, Joe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 04:11 PM

Well, maybe he likes compliments, nice things expressed to him...and tax-free presents!!

GfS


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Subject: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August17)
From: GUEST,hg
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 06:31 PM

Joe Offer said on Facebook that his birthday is august 17th. We all know he wouldn't lie about this so now after all these years, we know for sure!   

love, harpgirl


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August17)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 07:25 PM

It was fun keeping it a mystery all those years that khandu ran the birthday threads, but khandu hasn't been around much lately and the thrill of the mystery wore off. So I "came out." I was born on August 17, same day as Davy Crockett. There was a time when I was very proud of my Davy Crockett coonskin cap and my Davy Crockett umbrella tent.

Did Davy Crockett sleep in umbrella tents?

Oh, by the way, Harpgirl and I lived very close to each other in Detroit when we were toddlers, but we didn't know each other then. We met at Mudcat, and in person at the Florida Folk Festival.

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 08:39 PM

have you ever considered writing a song about you?

not much rhymes with Offer.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August17)
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 09:07 PM

Joe, I can get you a jen-u-wine coonskin cap...but ya gotta wear it. To church and on airplanes and out in public generally.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August17)
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 11:02 PM

Joe can't wear a coonskin cap on an airplane. If he tries to do so, he will be arrested by Homeland Security, and where would we all be without him?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August17)
From: GUEST,#
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 11:10 PM

Good lord, I swear I just posted to Joe's birthday thread. I think my minds goin' funny. Well, for what seems like the third time in a week, Happy Birthday, Joe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 11:13 PM

Joe, was Abraham Lincoln president when you were a boy? (How many candles on that cake?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 21 Aug 15 - 11:55 PM

Oh, there was a fellow named Joe Offer
He had so many birthdays,
Just to fill the coffer...umm...or is that coffers?

Well for a coffer for each day made it coffers....
Shit, it don't matter,
He ain't refusin' any offers.

he can get close enough to the pretty lady, especially not to boff her...

Tra-la-la-la-la la...fer!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: GUEST,hg
Date: 22 Aug 15 - 12:47 AM

I once walked over a bridge with Joe in Myyaka State Park. Underneath it were dozens and dozens of alligators in a mud hole. Deep down, Joe trusts me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 22 Aug 15 - 01:35 AM

There was an old birthday thread that somebody resurrected for me this year, and many people posted to it. Then Harpy started a new thread with my birth date in the title, since my sister "outed" me this year and revealed that date on Facebook. I figured I'd better combine the two threads, lest somebody accuse me of narcissism (see 2007 message from Spaw, above).

This all started long ago, when I expressed my disdain for birthday threads and for birthdays in general - which is why I wouldn't reveal my birthday. Then, Khandu started the annual monthlong Cult of the Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread. So, I lost the battle years ago. I still think birthdays are boring, but this one was rather pleasant. Thanks for the good wishes.

Acme asks if Abe Lincoln was President when I was a kid. Well, my pal Davy Crockett gave me his tent and cap before he died at the Alamo in 1836, and that was a long time before Abe was President. So, you do the math. 1864 was the last time I voted for a Republican for President.


-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Aug 15 - 10:36 PM

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays and a great following year......

Thde only thing better than an off day is an offer day.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: GUEST,guest
Date: 23 Aug 15 - 12:41 PM

I can't wish joe a happy birthday because of his help for those covering up the Nazi in the Vancouver folk song circle for decades. he censored full proof of the old Nazis past and supported those who covered it up--because they are all pals and good ole buys and girls.

they still had there Nazis picture on their web site mast head until five years ago. it shows the deep rooted racism in anglo culture. they will forgive any Nazi, but never forgive those who struggle for real justice and equality.


    Best wishes to you, too, ollaimh. Sorry I couldn't help you, but I just didn't believe you. I required you to provide credible, documented proof (not just wild allegations) before I'd let you smear anyone. You failed to provide that proof.
    -Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: akenaton
Date: 23 Aug 15 - 01:55 PM

Well, I know he won't thank me for the commendation, but Joe is ALWAYS straight in his responses to problems on the forum, always replies to PM's, and I like him.

If he has one tiny flaw, it is in being too civil to the people who insult him and his beliefs........anyway, if its good enough for #, it's good enough for me......awrra best Joe, an' mony happy returns o' the day!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Raedwulf
Date: 23 Aug 15 - 04:00 PM

Narcissism! Narcissim! All hail the Offerred Behemoth!! Or whatever it was he was saying. I missed it in all the well-merited good wishes... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Aug 15 - 02:34 PM

Did we ever find out who Deleting Susan is? For the record, it ain't me. I only have edit buttons in permathreads.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 24 Aug 15 - 04:21 PM

Gosh, Susan...you're a mod, and you don't know who the (other) Susan is, that is referred to as 'Deleting Susan'???.....
There is another thread named,'Sigh'....they were arguing over beer...join in! Sounds like your crowd!!

GfS

P.S. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic,
And so am I!

    Susan/WYSIWYG has never been a moderator.
    -Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 24 Aug 15 - 07:06 PM

Good!.......Someone ought to find out who is responsible for deleting all the posts, that doesn't agree with a very narrow mind...as far as 'Deleting Susan', I'm not the one that called her that originally, either...I just picked up on the previous post.
Gosh, isn't it a drag to be tagged with a label, that one is completely innocent of???....as in 'Bigot' 'Homophobic' 'Racist' 'Misogynist' and all the other 'so-called liberal' programmed labels, scattered all over Mudcat, by the usual gang of misguided children?

Wysiwy G!, If that is true, both my apologies and condolences...apologies to being mislabeled, (as I, also have been), and condolences for your 'political views'....

GfS


P.S. Thank you, Joe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Aug 15 - 08:59 PM

Joe ruins our entertainment... :(


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Chanteyranger
Date: 25 Aug 15 - 01:40 AM

Very belated happy birthday, Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 25 Aug 15 - 02:49 PM

a little tribute from me! happy birthday! and lots of 'em!


https://soundcloud.com/denise_whittle/tribute-to-joe-offer

please share!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Janie
Date: 25 Aug 15 - 08:46 PM

Now that is a fine birthday tribute!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Aug 15 - 09:03 PM

Nicely done Al!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Aug 17 - 06:49 PM

Since it was begun ten years ago, this thread has wished Joe Offer a happy birthday on a date that was not his birthday.

Now, if I refresh this thread the day BEFORE Joe Offer's birthday ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 16 Aug 17 - 08:56 PM

One day isn't enough to celebrate some things.

(And of course actual birthday details often get used to confirm identity, and that sadly can involve risks these days.)

Thanks for being here, Joe. In this world, and with the Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 16 Aug 17 - 10:22 PM

birthday/month/year greetings to a good bloke!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Ernest
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 03:46 AM

Happy August 17th and a big thank you for all the good work!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: fat B****rd
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 04:12 AM

All the very best to you Joe


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 04:15 AM

To our international treasure. Happy Birthday, Joe. I hope you rose up singing (see what i did there?)
RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Nigel Paterson
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 05:14 AM

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. May it be filled with good music & good company,
                                           Very Best Wishes,
                                                                         Nigel.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 05:27 AM

Happy Birthday (if there is such a thing after a certain age) Joe
Jim Carroll


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 06:22 AM

Happy Birthday Joe.

If you can't reach"Happy",do what you can.

David


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 06:35 AM

Even though I'm only 32 I still do no do birthdays.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Monique
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 07:15 AM

Happy birthday to you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Andrez
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 07:39 AM

A Irish Birthday Blessing for Joe.

"May God give you for every storm, a rainbow. For every tear, a smile.
For every care, a promise. And a blessing in each trial. For every
problem life may send, may he send a faithful friend. For every sigh, a
sweet song. And an answer for every prayer. Happy birthday Joe!"


Cheers,

Andrez


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 08:30 AM

Happy Birthday Joe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 08:56 AM

Have a good 'un and many more to follow, Joe.

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: gillymor
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 09:14 AM

I guess one could blame this birthday on this being the anniversary of your birth.

Jes' kiddin',

Happy Birthday, Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Iains
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 12:03 PM

Health and happiness Joe. Have a good one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Leadbelly
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 02:32 PM

All the best, dear Joe Offer!...Und da Sie wunderbar deutsch verstehen und wahrscheinlich auch sprechen,möchte ich mich an dieser Stelle für manche freundlichen Worte und Hinweise von Ihnen in all den vielen Jahren bedanken! Bleiben Sie gesund und aktiv! Ihr Manfred Götze aus Deutschland


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Helen
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 03:33 PM

G'day to the wonderful Mr Joe.

And "hippo birdie two ewes" from Oz.

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
Because he had no say in it,
No say in it at all.

Lotsa love,
Helen


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 17 Aug 17 - 11:10 PM

Happy Birthday Joe!

Thank you for everything!


Jay


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 18 Aug 17 - 02:26 AM

Gee, thanks, folks. It really was a nice birthday.
-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: akenaton
Date: 18 Aug 17 - 04:02 AM

Jim Carrol for breakfast?   :0)....All the Best Joe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 17 - 06:50 PM

Again, happies atchya!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 18 Aug 17 - 09:43 PM

A day late and . . . . Happy bd from me, too? Enjoy the rest of the year.


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