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Happy Birthday Jacqui!

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Subject: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Aug 07 - 11:52 PM

Lest anyone attending Saturday night's festivities forget, August 15th is Madame Morse's birthday. A cake; a bottle of champagne; solid gold; whatever - all will be appreciated.

But she is especially fond of ugly crap priced less than $2 from the Christmas Tree Shop. The bigger the better. The pickings have been slim lately so don't hesitate to hit the yard sales.

And don't forget her amazing but true turkey collection. She still needs salt and pepper shakers, a turkey shaped tureen, a turkey for holding toilet paper and paper towels. Macy's must have something left over from last year's parade.

Let's make the old girl happy. Give lots and give often.

Happy Birthday Jacqui!

Love,
SINS


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: KT
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:13 AM

a turkey collection, eh? Hmm...I'll be on the lookout~In the meantime, Have a grand birthday, Jacqui!!
KT


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:30 AM

She's already got the Biggest Turkey of ALL!**bg**

Happy Birthday, Jacqui, and give the old turke goat a hug from me, willya, please? Hope you have a very merry day and year to follow!

luvyakat


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: The Villan
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 01:04 AM

Another birthday Jacqui? You sure do belt them out :-)

Have a happy day and hopefully many more birthdays to come.

Les


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: kendall
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 09:04 AM

Actually, her birthday is next Wednesday. Until then she is still in her 50's.
Just thought I'd throw in a bit of female logic there.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Beer
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 09:06 AM

The very very best to you on this special day.
Beer (adrien)


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 09:14 AM

Happy Birthday!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Amos
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 09:19 AM

I think Kendall means "late forties". But Jacqui, give it up. You're not going to catch up with Kendall. He's had way too much experience.


A


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:08 AM

Oh, good.. it IS next week. For a minute there I thought my calendar was wrong and I had missed it.

Still time to find more horribilia...hey, Jacqui, how about a pattern for a crocheted turkey cozy?

Linn


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: ranger1
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:08 AM

Mary also forgot to mention the collection of gilded nautiluses (nautilai?) that Jacqui has been zealously working on for a couple of years. Very difficult to find gilded nautilai.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:43 AM

Many thanks Mary - just remember, I may be older than you by a few months but I have the advantage that, whatever I get, you will most likely get even bigger and better(?). Same goes for Tami.

Anyway, 60 is the new 40, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Micca
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:51 AM

Happy Birdseye, Jacqui, for when ever it is, and may the Horroribilia be at least to your 9I hesitate to use the phrase) Taste!!!, and it would well behoove the others to remember that (to quote Kipling) "we can wait for our little revenges" and you have stores BOTH sides of the Pond to draw on!!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Becca72
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:55 AM

I already have something ready and waiting. I love this "evil step-daughter" role. Muhahaha


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: alanabit
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 11:47 AM

I am going to be in England, well away from my computer next Wednesday. So may I wish a very Happy Birthday in advance to Mrs. Morse and many more to follow.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: mouldy
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:05 PM

Happy birthday from me - the shawl is going to Whitby!
(It greeted a delivery man and kept me decent(ish) at 830am this morning.

Andrea


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:12 PM

Retraction: Mrs. Morse is not collecting turkeys, nautili (gilded, gelded or otherwise). I am not sure about metal garden statues especially of the flamingo pursuasion but she can verify that. She will however be turning 60 (Kendall let that cat out of the bag -oops I mean sack) while some of us remain fiftyish. heh heh


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Barry Finn
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:33 PM

Happy Birthday jacqui, with all the gifts you'll be getting it'll almos' be like opin seeson on Morses up thair. Have a happy day

Barry


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: gnu
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 01:19 PM

YO! DARLIN!!!!

Live long and die happy!

Hey, it ain't original, but, this may be the only thread that I get a chance to say it in.

Drink lots of cold water and walk slow.

Gary


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 02:35 PM

Best wishes for a great Birthday Jacqui,from Mike at GainbsboroughFC.


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Subject: RE:Morse over a Happy 60th Birthday Jacqui!
From: Severn
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 02:59 PM

Turkeys, eh? Wattle you DO with them all? You'll be a veritable "Hedda Gobbler" (or whatever that play was--Henry Gibson, right? I think he recited it on Laugh-In once.....)


...Anyway, Wild Turkeys couldn't drag me away from wishing you a happy entry into the "adult" version of The Sixties.




Severn


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 07:43 PM

And a happiest of all of 'um from yer secret admirer...

(Ahhhh, Bobert... You ain't smart 'nuff to change yer name to GUEST so she knows it's you...)

No, she doesn't...

(Ahhhh, Bobert, you moron, of course she does...)

Hey, not if I don't sign off as Bobert, then she won't have a clue...

(Yeah, okay...)

So, baby, seein' as it's yer B-Day, how 'bout givin' the Capt'n his milk and cookies, say nightie-night to him and then me an' you go down to Frankie's fir a soda???

Yer Secret Admirer (is that spelled right???)


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: kendall
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 07:48 PM

Go ahead, he might benefit from an evening with a lady who could teach him the English language. :-)


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 07:50 PM

He called me a lady!

Bobert my love, be careful or I might take you up on that invite at the Getaway......


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 08:05 PM

Danged... How'd I get found out...

(I told you that you was a friggin' moron but would you listen to me??? Nah, you jus' went on and on about how smart yer dumbass hillbilly self was... You know, with that not signin' yer name at the end... You are dumber than a box of creek rocks, Secret Admirer...)

Nevermind...

Hey, Jacqui... That was me... You know... Bobert... If Kendall hadn't stuck is harpoon into this you never woulda guessed it but you know how he is...

BTW, I heard it was yer Birthday... Have a great one an'...

... after the Capt'n passes out 'round 8:30 let's go down to Frankie's... I'll buy...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 08:26 PM

A Very Happy Birthday to the Captain's Mate, from Michigan
                            Dean


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 08:46 PM

More like the ship's owner, Dean.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:16 PM

lotsa' birfday greetings from t'otherside of the world.

sandra

wow! google ads for 'Free email birthday cards' - Amazing backgrounds. effects and 'Turkey Weather' - get a full weather report for ...

ratzes, I'll never know if they have turkey backgrounds & you won't either, cos I wouldn't dream of sending one! and what is Turkey Weather? a weather report for tourists or hunters?


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Janie
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:30 PM

((((((((((((((((((((((((((Birthday Hug))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

And many more!

xxoo,

Janie


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: bfdk
Date: 11 Aug 07 - 02:13 PM

Whaaaat, Birthday again? 35 and a few months would be it, wouldn't it? ;-)

Sorry, I can't send you a squeaking rubber turkey or anything else along those lines, but here's a few turkeys to keep you smiling, anyroads :o))

Have a grand b'day and many more to come!

With the very best wishes,

Bente


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: kendall
Date: 11 Aug 07 - 03:14 PM

We have had 24 turkeys in our back yard. 4 adults and 20 chicks. I feed them cracked corn, and I swear you can see them grow.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 11 Aug 07 - 07:06 PM

Happy Birthday, Jacqui. Anyone who can love/keep Kendall the way you do would be a treasure even if she weren't already one in her own right, which you most assuredly are.

Celebrate well ; )

Dani


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 07 - 08:03 PM

So, Kendall... what's on the go for Jac's birdday... roast turkey scoff?


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: kendall
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 12:01 PM

Dani, what are you implying?


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: autolycus
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 12:30 PM

Happy birthday for wednesday - btw, the 60s are even better than the 50s.

   and <<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>> , don't see why the women should be the only ones.





       Ivor


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 02:52 PM

Jacqui was gifted with a cake, a box of birthday candles from her grandson, Lewis, and a personal bottle of champagne at the Jed Marum concert. So the festivities have begun! (and there have been no hideobilia additions. Even the cake was normal.)


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: ranger1
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 03:47 PM

Yet...


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: bfdk
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 06:48 PM

I've heard disturbing rumours... :o))

I'm not spilling any beans, mind @(* o *)@


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 07:38 PM

If you all wonderin' what the Capt'n conjured up for his bride's B-day, there is a hint in the "Liposuction" thread..

(Wink, wink...)

B~


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 08:38 PM

We went to Kendall's grandson's birthday party today, came out to the car to find a parcel and card on my seat. I THINK I know who put them there but, being a good girl, I'm waiting until Wednesday to open them. I have a feeling that the hideobillia has started to arrive.....


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 09:30 PM

Whoo Hoo...

Cough, Hack, Hack, Hack....


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: MMario
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 09:00 AM

Hippo Birdies!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Alba
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 09:04 AM

Two days to go Jacqui and counting....*smile*
Lots of Love as always,
Jude


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Hawker
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 09:53 AM

A Very Happy Birthday to one of the kindest catters I know. Hope its a good one
Love, Lucy


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 10:15 AM

I tease her unmercifully but it's true, Jacqui is one of the kindest people I know. She tempers it with magnificent common sense - a rare combination. Kendall was very lucky to find her. And she was lucky to meet her match. A formidable pair!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 10:27 AM

Blush!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 06:45 PM

You shouldn't leave your car unlocked in South Portland...someone might get you back for the glass leopard print purse sculpture whatever-the-hell-it-was that was gifted at the beginning of the year.   





Not that I know a thing about the gift on the front seat, mind you...


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Micca
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 07:51 PM

At Least, Jacqui, thank your stars that there is NO CHANCE that anyone will equal, never mind surpass, the infamous "Champagne Flutes" of blessed memory!!!! that haunt me to this day


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 07:58 PM

Poor Micca - he doesn't know about the new set.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 08:36 PM

Just got back from Sidmouth and Dartmoor today, so relieved to hear it's not too late to wish you happy birthday!

Kitty


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: DebC
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 08:50 PM

Jacqui!!! We share the same birthday!! I'll be thinking of you.

Deb Cowan


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 09:52 PM

And me you Deb.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 10:08 AM

And the countdown continues...


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 05:53 PM

Well now its almost upon us I hope you have a very happy day, Jacqui! love Jane and Geoff


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 12:01 AM

HA!!!

I have arrived as the FIRST to make it official.......So the rest of y'all can just fuggov!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACQUI !!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 12:02 AM

Damn it, Spaw - you beat me to it.
Happy Birthday, Jacqui!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 12:08 AM

Probably because I have no life and a brain addled from year of exposure to obnoxious and annoying gizmos...................

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 12:09 AM

or you're just a hopeless sweetie who wanted to be the first to wish Jacqui a happy birthday.
AHHHHHH


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 12:14 AM

Well she deserves something now and again after putting up with Kendall............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: MBSLynne
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 02:38 AM

I've been waiting for the right day to post.

Happy birthday Jacqui!!!!!!!! Lots more of them.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Love Lynne


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: gnu
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 05:51 AM

Live long and die happy. (Got to say it twice!)

Gary


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 06:44 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACQUI - LOVE FROM OZ!!!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: kendall
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 07:49 AM

And as many more as you can stand living with me!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 09:08 AM

Geeziz Kendall......I dunno' if that's such a great wish! Maybe she needs an outside job or something.

HEY!! I got it!!

When I visit the coast I always like to sit along the edge of the ocean at a nice place like down at Fletcher's Neck and just relax. I notice a lot of people do the same and many bring their portable CD players and the like to listen to at the same time. I've also had mine go dead for lack of battery power and others seem to have the same problem.

So fix Jacqui up with a mobile batttery business. Whaddaya' think? She drives along the ocean and peddles her wares to boombox owners in trouble. What a great service to offer! And just imagine your joy in telling folks what she does. When asked you can tell them that she sells C cells down by the sea shore.

.......uh, yeah....................

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 09:33 AM

Spaw! May you be forgiven!

Many thanks for all the kind wishes. I enter my seventh decade at 3.45 this afternoon UK time. Until than I AM STILL IN MY 50s!!!!!

I got some great sh#t from Mary and Becca - you can see it here.

It's going to be a good day !


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 09:38 AM

Happy B.D., Jacqui!!! And many, many more!

Linn


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: gnu
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 09:47 AM

15:45h UK? Enjoy your last hour.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: maeve
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 09:53 AM

A very Happy Birthday, Jacqui. Like so many others I am glad you were born! If you're up this way Sunday afternoon you can choose a plant from our Plant Sale extravaganza as a gift. May you continue to love and be loved.

Warmly,

maeve


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: ClaireBear
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 10:20 AM

Happy birthday from sunny California, Jacqui, and many, many happy returns. May the wind blow gently at your back...

Cheers,
Claire


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 11:16 AM

Be a lot more interesting if the wind blew up your skirt..........'Course that's just my opinion............................

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 04:08 PM

Interesting - all those pictures of birthday gifts and Jacqui failed to include the stunning silver bracelet ala Meixner which Kendall gave her.

I think she actually likes the crap. Note to all - my "real" birthday gift was a trip to the beach with Seamus allowing Jacqui to flop around the house in her nightie on Birthday AM. I can't think of anyone else I would willingly get out of bed before dawn for.

Happy Birthday, Jacqui! You're not 50ish anymore. Nah Nah!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 04:51 PM

Before dawn for \mary means anytime before 9.00am :0)

Kendall did give me a beautiful bracelet made by Don. I now have three of these, two of which were presents frommy Sweetie.

I'm told that I'm being taken out to dinner tonight. I got a call from my daughter and grandson singing Happy Birthday and all the lovely comments on this thread.

Life is defiitely GOOD!













Particularly since I can now look forward to Mary's 60th birthday in October and plan accordingly............


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Megan L
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 04:51 PM

Happy birthday lass


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Jeri
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 05:15 PM

I was waiting for the actual day, and then almost missed it!
Happy Birthday, lady!
(I only hope I'm as spry at your age.)


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 05:36 PM

"spy"?????

Is that what she's actually doing this side of the Pond? Should have known...


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: curmudgeon
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 05:40 PM

Happy B'day Jacqui - Those were som swell gifts that you got. Did Kendall give you some nice wine, like a Perrier-Jouet or a '59 Chateau Margaux?

Will try to find you something Turkeyish for when we next see you at Mary's - Tom


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 05:46 PM

Is that what she's actually doing this side of the Pond? Should have known...

Possibly a cousin to Kim Philby or Guy Burgess?????

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Jeri
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 05:52 PM

Oh, put on your bifocals - it says 'spry'!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 06:29 PM

No it doesn't.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 06:36 PM

And here we all wait breathlessly watching to see if Jeri sneaks in in clone clothing and changes her misspelling. This could precipitate an entirely NEW attack on clones for clones or the "are some animals more equal than others" debate.

heh heh


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: curmudgeon
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 06:41 PM

I didn't see anything different!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 06:48 PM

I said we are breathlessly WAITING...pay attention! Spaw - shut up! We know it doesn't say "spy".


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 06:49 PM

Jacqui's gonna kill the lot of us when she gets back from her birthday dinner.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 07:56 PM

LOL! OK infant Jeri - it all comes down to a good diet and lots of alcohol......

What a nice end to the day. A good meal with the nicest man in the world (biased? moi?) Also a message from my daughter that they have exchanged on the house they are buying, after a lot of delay and problems, and they will be moving next Wednesday.

Tom - I got a half bottle of champagne from my buddy Mary that I'm looking forward to imbibing.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: karen k
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 08:57 PM

Happy Birthday, Jacqui! Thought I'd wait until the actual day and then I almost mssed it. Hope you had a great day.

karen


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: HouseCat
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 10:18 AM

Happy afterbirthday day!!!! I celebrate mine for the entire month of my birth - you should do the same! Hope you got lots of tacky Christmas tat from the dollar store.
HCat


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: kendall
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 08:30 AM

The only drawback I can think of being married to a woman 60 years old, is knowing you are sleeping with someone's grandmother.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Becca72
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 10:12 AM

She was someone's grandmother before she turned 60. This from the man who has 2 grandchildren in their 20s...sheesh.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 05:31 PM

KENDALL! CELLAR!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Morticia
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 08:17 PM

Dammit all, nearly missed this, hardly ever get below the line anymore....( shuddup Jacqui!). Anyways, hope it was in all ways splendid and as appalingly tasteless as your little, blackened, blood pumping organ desired!

Hugs to you both and a big slobbery kiss to Seamus

xxxx


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Aug 07 - 10:13 AM

Somebody's gonna get in trouble with Joe Offer. I'm gonna te-ell


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 20 Aug 07 - 12:29 PM

JERI! SINSULL! SPAW!


CELLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SussexCarole
Date: 20 Aug 07 - 03:13 PM

Sorry we missed wishing you Happy Birthday on the day! We're still looking for that 'little turkey something'. No doubt we will find it sometime......****

Hope it was a great celebration. Love & hugs Carole & Andrew xxxxx


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Aug 07 - 06:01 PM

Jacqui,
Do you really want me, Jeri and Kendall together in the cellar. Your call but I think it might be a mistake.
SINS


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 07:08 AM

True, Mary - you should all go down to your OWN cellars and stay there until I tell you to come up again.















Gawd - as if I don't have enough problems keeping Seamus and the Old Guy behaving themselves without having to deal with this lot as well.

Mutter mutter, whinge whinge........


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: kendall
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 07:22 AM

Look at it this way...if we didn't give you something to whine about, you would have to come up with it on your own.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Big Mick
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 09:03 AM

Did my gift arrive???

Mick


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: kendall
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 09:20 AM

Not yet.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 12:06 PM

waaaiitttt.......


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 12:07 PM

100!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 03:36 PM

A hundred or whatever Sins, it still doesn't say "yrps" or "spry" either for that matter!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 05:23 PM

If Joe Offer catches on to what you are up to, Spaw, you're going to be in serious trouble.
Or is that "elbuort"?


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 06:43 PM

ME?????

Geez......Its Jeri's post that says yps.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: gnu
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 06:53 PM

yps = 3 fps = 2 mph... sounds about right.

Drink lots of cold water and walk slow.


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Big Mick
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 12:45 PM

But did the salt and pepper shakers get there?????????? Let me know, cause if they didn't, I am going to track them down.

Mick


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 03:59 PM

Gee, Jacqui, does your birthday run all August, too?
Hope it was happy!
-Joe-


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 04:38 PM

Mick - nothing to date and I've been watching the mail closely!


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 04:39 PM

Happy August Jacqui !
giok


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Aug 07 - 07:03 PM

Funny, the first Luigi went walkies too. Missing mail is rare in Maine unless of course Homeland Security is...HMMMMMM


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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: GUEST,freda
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 07:37 AM

jacqui

I hope you had a wonderful birthday!

x freda


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