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Subject: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: SINSULL Date: 09 Aug 07 - 11:52 PM Lest anyone attending Saturday night's festivities forget, August 15th is Madame Morse's birthday. A cake; a bottle of champagne; solid gold; whatever - all will be appreciated. But she is especially fond of ugly crap priced less than $2 from the Christmas Tree Shop. The bigger the better. The pickings have been slim lately so don't hesitate to hit the yard sales. And don't forget her amazing but true turkey collection. She still needs salt and pepper shakers, a turkey shaped tureen, a turkey for holding toilet paper and paper towels. Macy's must have something left over from last year's parade. Let's make the old girl happy. Give lots and give often. Happy Birthday Jacqui! Love, SINS |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: KT Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:13 AM a turkey collection, eh? Hmm...I'll be on the lookout~In the meantime, Have a grand birthday, Jacqui!! KT |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: katlaughing Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:30 AM She's already got the Biggest Turkey of ALL!**bg** Happy Birthday, Jacqui, and give the old luvyakat |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Rasener Date: 10 Aug 07 - 01:04 AM Another birthday Jacqui? You sure do belt them out :-) Have a happy day and hopefully many more birthdays to come. Les |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: kendall Date: 10 Aug 07 - 09:04 AM Actually, her birthday is next Wednesday. Until then she is still in her 50's. Just thought I'd throw in a bit of female logic there. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Beer Date: 10 Aug 07 - 09:06 AM The very very best to you on this special day. Beer (adrien) |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: beardedbruce Date: 10 Aug 07 - 09:14 AM Happy Birthday! |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Amos Date: 10 Aug 07 - 09:19 AM I think Kendall means "late forties". But Jacqui, give it up. You're not going to catch up with Kendall. He's had way too much experience. A |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Bat Goddess Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:08 AM Oh, good.. it IS next week. For a minute there I thought my calendar was wrong and I had missed it. Still time to find more horribilia...hey, Jacqui, how about a pattern for a crocheted turkey cozy? Linn |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: ranger1 Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:08 AM Mary also forgot to mention the collection of gilded nautiluses (nautilai?) that Jacqui has been zealously working on for a couple of years. Very difficult to find gilded nautilai. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: jacqui.c Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:43 AM Many thanks Mary - just remember, I may be older than you by a few months but I have the advantage that, whatever I get, you will most likely get even bigger and better(?). Same goes for Tami. Anyway, 60 is the new 40, isn't it? |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Micca Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:51 AM Happy Birdseye, Jacqui, for when ever it is, and may the Horroribilia be at least to your 9I hesitate to use the phrase) Taste!!!, and it would well behoove the others to remember that (to quote Kipling) "we can wait for our little revenges" and you have stores BOTH sides of the Pond to draw on!! |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Becca72 Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:55 AM I already have something ready and waiting. I love this "evil step-daughter" role. Muhahaha |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: alanabit Date: 10 Aug 07 - 11:47 AM I am going to be in England, well away from my computer next Wednesday. So may I wish a very Happy Birthday in advance to Mrs. Morse and many more to follow. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: mouldy Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:05 PM Happy birthday from me - the shawl is going to Whitby! (It greeted a delivery man and kept me decent(ish) at 830am this morning. Andrea |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: SINSULL Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:12 PM Retraction: Mrs. Morse is not collecting turkeys, nautili (gilded, gelded or otherwise). I am not sure about metal garden statues especially of the flamingo pursuasion but she can verify that. She will however be turning 60 (Kendall let that cat out of the bag -oops I mean sack) while some of us remain fiftyish. heh heh |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Barry Finn Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:33 PM Happy Birthday jacqui, with all the gifts you'll be getting it'll almos' be like opin seeson on Morses up thair. Have a happy day Barry |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: gnu Date: 10 Aug 07 - 01:19 PM YO! DARLIN!!!! Live long and die happy! Hey, it ain't original, but, this may be the only thread that I get a chance to say it in. Drink lots of cold water and walk slow. Gary |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Georgiansilver Date: 10 Aug 07 - 02:35 PM Best wishes for a great Birthday Jacqui,from Mike at GainbsboroughFC. |
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Subject: RE:Morse over a Happy 60th Birthday Jacqui! From: Severn Date: 10 Aug 07 - 02:59 PM Turkeys, eh? Wattle you DO with them all? You'll be a veritable "Hedda Gobbler" (or whatever that play was--Henry Gibson, right? I think he recited it on Laugh-In once.....) ...Anyway, Wild Turkeys couldn't drag me away from wishing you a happy entry into the "adult" version of The Sixties. Severn |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Bobert Date: 10 Aug 07 - 07:43 PM And a happiest of all of 'um from yer secret admirer... (Ahhhh, Bobert... You ain't smart 'nuff to change yer name to GUEST so she knows it's you...) No, she doesn't... (Ahhhh, Bobert, you moron, of course she does...) Hey, not if I don't sign off as Bobert, then she won't have a clue... (Yeah, okay...) So, baby, seein' as it's yer B-Day, how 'bout givin' the Capt'n his milk and cookies, say nightie-night to him and then me an' you go down to Frankie's fir a soda??? Yer Secret Admirer (is that spelled right???) |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: kendall Date: 10 Aug 07 - 07:48 PM Go ahead, he might benefit from an evening with a lady who could teach him the English language. :-) |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: jacqui.c Date: 10 Aug 07 - 07:50 PM He called me a lady! Bobert my love, be careful or I might take you up on that invite at the Getaway...... |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Bobert Date: 10 Aug 07 - 08:05 PM Danged... How'd I get found out... (I told you that you was a friggin' moron but would you listen to me??? Nah, you jus' went on and on about how smart yer dumbass hillbilly self was... You know, with that not signin' yer name at the end... You are dumber than a box of creek rocks, Secret Admirer...) Nevermind... Hey, Jacqui... That was me... You know... Bobert... If Kendall hadn't stuck is harpoon into this you never woulda guessed it but you know how he is... BTW, I heard it was yer Birthday... Have a great one an'... ... after the Capt'n passes out 'round 8:30 let's go down to Frankie's... I'll buy... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: frogprince Date: 10 Aug 07 - 08:26 PM A Very Happy Birthday to the Captain's Mate, from Michigan Dean |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: SINSULL Date: 10 Aug 07 - 08:46 PM More like the ship's owner, Dean. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:16 PM lotsa' birfday greetings from t'otherside of the world. sandra wow! google ads for 'Free email birthday cards' - Amazing backgrounds. effects and 'Turkey Weather' - get a full weather report for ... ratzes, I'll never know if they have turkey backgrounds & you won't either, cos I wouldn't dream of sending one! and what is Turkey Weather? a weather report for tourists or hunters? |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Janie Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:30 PM ((((((((((((((((((((((((((Birthday Hug)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) And many more! xxoo, Janie |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: bfdk Date: 11 Aug 07 - 02:13 PM Whaaaat, Birthday again? 35 and a few months would be it, wouldn't it? ;-) Sorry, I can't send you a squeaking rubber turkey or anything else along those lines, but here's a few turkeys to keep you smiling, anyroads :o)) Have a grand b'day and many more to come! With the very best wishes, Bente |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: kendall Date: 11 Aug 07 - 03:14 PM We have had 24 turkeys in our back yard. 4 adults and 20 chicks. I feed them cracked corn, and I swear you can see them grow. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: GUEST,Dani Date: 11 Aug 07 - 07:06 PM Happy Birthday, Jacqui. Anyone who can love/keep Kendall the way you do would be a treasure even if she weren't already one in her own right, which you most assuredly are. Celebrate well ; ) Dani |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: gnu Date: 11 Aug 07 - 08:03 PM So, Kendall... what's on the go for Jac's birdday... roast turkey scoff? |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: kendall Date: 12 Aug 07 - 12:01 PM Dani, what are you implying? |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: autolycus Date: 12 Aug 07 - 12:30 PM Happy birthday for wednesday - btw, the 60s are even better than the 50s. and <<<<<<<<<<< Ivor |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: SINSULL Date: 12 Aug 07 - 02:52 PM Jacqui was gifted with a cake, a box of birthday candles from her grandson, Lewis, and a personal bottle of champagne at the Jed Marum concert. So the festivities have begun! (and there have been no hideobilia additions. Even the cake was normal.) |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: ranger1 Date: 12 Aug 07 - 03:47 PM Yet... |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: bfdk Date: 12 Aug 07 - 06:48 PM I've heard disturbing rumours... :o)) I'm not spilling any beans, mind @(* o *)@ |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Bobert Date: 12 Aug 07 - 07:38 PM If you all wonderin' what the Capt'n conjured up for his bride's B-day, there is a hint in the "Liposuction" thread.. (Wink, wink...) B~ |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: jacqui.c Date: 12 Aug 07 - 08:38 PM We went to Kendall's grandson's birthday party today, came out to the car to find a parcel and card on my seat. I THINK I know who put them there but, being a good girl, I'm waiting until Wednesday to open them. I have a feeling that the hideobillia has started to arrive..... |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Aug 07 - 09:30 PM Whoo Hoo... Cough, Hack, Hack, Hack.... |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: MMario Date: 13 Aug 07 - 09:00 AM Hippo Birdies! |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Alba Date: 13 Aug 07 - 09:04 AM Two days to go Jacqui and counting....*smile* Lots of Love as always, Jude |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Hawker Date: 13 Aug 07 - 09:53 AM A Very Happy Birthday to one of the kindest catters I know. Hope its a good one Love, Lucy |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: SINSULL Date: 13 Aug 07 - 10:15 AM I tease her unmercifully but it's true, Jacqui is one of the kindest people I know. She tempers it with magnificent common sense - a rare combination. Kendall was very lucky to find her. And she was lucky to meet her match. A formidable pair! |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: jacqui.c Date: 13 Aug 07 - 10:27 AM Blush!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Becca72 Date: 13 Aug 07 - 06:45 PM You shouldn't leave your car unlocked in South Portland...someone might get you back for the glass leopard print purse sculpture whatever-the-hell-it-was that was gifted at the beginning of the year. Not that I know a thing about the gift on the front seat, mind you... |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Micca Date: 13 Aug 07 - 07:51 PM At Least, Jacqui, thank your stars that there is NO CHANCE that anyone will equal, never mind surpass, the infamous "Champagne Flutes" of blessed memory!!!! that haunt me to this day |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: SINSULL Date: 13 Aug 07 - 07:58 PM Poor Micca - he doesn't know about the new set. |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: Herga Kitty Date: 13 Aug 07 - 08:36 PM Just got back from Sidmouth and Dartmoor today, so relieved to hear it's not too late to wish you happy birthday! Kitty |
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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui! From: DebC Date: 13 Aug 07 - 08:50 PM Jacqui!!! We share the same birthday!! I'll be thinking of you. Deb Cowan |
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