The latest on Kendall's voice

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: gnu
Date: 13 Sep 07 - 04:06 PM

I thought you got off yer ass at the end? Why else would you take an ass on a trip? I mean, if you are gonna get off yer ass at the start, it must be because you've got a stubborn ass. Or a stupid ass. I mean, if you gotta haul ass the whole trip, well, that's assinine. Of course, if you take some ass on a trip, well, that's... delightful. I'll stop now.

Hey, I try, but, I am just a dumb animal.

dumbassgnu

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Sep 07 - 11:33 AM

And these are his nearest and dearest suggesting these fishing trips!!!

Love the old Maine saying though... I may just have to cross stitch that one for the old goat!

LTS

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Sep 07 - 10:35 AM

ROTFLMAO Becca and Rapaire!

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Sep 07 - 10:32 AM

What would you use for bait in something like that, Rapaire?

Tiny little picture of W would have him talking pretty damned quick, I suppose...

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Sep 07 - 08:53 AM

Now, if you want to get the rest of that voice out, stick a couple fingers down your throat (best cover 'em with Vaseline first). Fish around down there until you grab onto it and pull 'er up! If it isn't your voice, toss 'er back -- this is catch and release stuff.

Alternately, go down to one of them touristy-type shops (they're all over Maine, so you won't have to go far) and get one of those tiny little lobster traps they sell as earrings or ornaments for the Christmas tree. Tie a good stout string to it, bait 'er up, and swallow it (tie the free end of the string around your ear). Ever so often, haul 'er in and see what you've got.

Now these are called "alternative medical therapies" and they're pretty much ignored by mainstream medicine. So don't tell your doctor.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: vectis
Date: 13 Sep 07 - 07:57 AM

Good news Kendall. Keep up them exercises and get the rest of the voice back to go with the hint.
Mary

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: gnu
Date: 13 Sep 07 - 05:39 AM

It's a start. Ya gotta start ta finish.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Sep 07 - 05:23 AM

Go for it Cap'n
G

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 13 Sep 07 - 03:58 AM

100 hoorays!!

keep up those boring, silly, tedious exercises

sandra

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: GUEST,Old Scrote
Date: 13 Sep 07 - 03:53 AM

Wrinkled old family retainer... keep up the good work and you'll be back on my sofa in no time!

: )

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: CapriUni
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 11:52 PM

*Does happy little finger-jig*

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Barry Finn
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 11:21 PM

Not silly Kendall, remember when I had just a whisper, those boring, silly, tedious exercises will have you sounding like a fog horn soon enough, just like the horn you were before, keep them up.
Good Luck
Barry

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: KT
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 09:20 PM

BRAVO!! Keep it up!
KT

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: maeve
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 08:18 PM

Hallelujah! That's just what I needed to hear.

Love,

maeve

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: kendall
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 07:46 PM

While I was doing my boring, silly, tedious exercises today, just a hint of a voice popped out. It didn't stay long, but it is in there by George!

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: KT
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 01:11 AM

1.Patience
2.Determination
3.Confidence

There's a gift in those three words. Go for it, Cap'n!

KT

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 11:44 PM

Sound like ther's hope. Keep after it. Don't give up. We're pullin' for you.

Stephen Lee

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 04:59 PM

Unaccustomed as he is to public squeaking.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Fortunato
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 04:35 PM

1)squeeking may be accomplished by consenting adults without regard to body part or sexual orientation.

2)a scrote is only as old as he feels.

3)Liz clearly does squeek and tell.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 04:18 PM

Scrot*m

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: kendall
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 04:10 PM

If she doesn't tell you, I will.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 02:06 PM

Yeah......That one kinda' scared the hell out of me too Art.

Spaw

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Art Thieme
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 01:59 PM

Dare I ask? Please define "old scrote."
Art

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 12:46 PM

It's twoo, it's twooo!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: kendall
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 11:57 AM

I've made her squeek a few times.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Fortunato
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 09:08 AM

IF Liz squeeks at you is that anything like oral gratification?

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Micca
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 08:13 AM

Geez, Kendall, just when you thought nothing worse could happen!! Liz, threatens to come and Squeak at you!!
You know what you are?........ Doomed, Thats waht you are... Doomed!!!!

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 07:20 AM

I can just see the old goat now... lying back in his chair, feet up on the dog... lapping up all this attention.

GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND GO DO THOSE EXCERCISES YOU OLE SCROTE!!!

xXx

LTS

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: kendall
Date: 11 Sep 07 - 07:03 AM

I'm doing my exercises as ordered by the specialist.
An 80 year old in a walker? I've told you a million times, Don't exaggerate!

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 10 Sep 07 - 10:16 PM

Consider me a fully signed up member of the Duty Roster........! Happy you bought from me -- you have been quite a 'find....!

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Sep 07 - 10:14 PM

LOL
You were one of a thousand, Deborah. I laughed and accepted. It was much worse when the dewy eyed female was over 80 and in a walker. A Captain Morse fan couldn't be all bad so I bought through you. I still recommend that anyone in Maine do the same.
Meantime we will add you to the duty roster. AAAAAA-EEEEEEEE-IIIIIII-OOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOH
KENDALL! NOW!

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 10 Sep 07 - 09:50 PM

Sins -- I look back at that day and am amazed that you a) bought a house from me and b) still talk to me!!!!!!! I was discourteous bigtime without meaning to be.......

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Sep 07 - 09:33 PM

Deborah! Go sit in the back of the room! And remember - suck up to the buyer/seller not the sexy man in the front seat!

A-A-A-a-E-E-E-E-O-O-O-O-OOOOH-OOOOOH-OOOOOH-OOOOOH

I can't wait to supervise this!
SINS, who loves the Captain

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 10 Sep 07 - 08:29 PM

Giok -- 'escape claws'......puhleese.....!

We don't just have 4 ladies up here to beat him into shape (Tami, Jacquie, Mary and Becca72 -----) we also have moi - the TruBrit!!!!!!! Kendall - remember when I first met you with Sins -- are you Kendall Morse -- THE Kendall Morse ....' such hero worship!!!!! If that alone isn't enough to inspire you, know that I want to add at least one more, and possible two, Kendall Morse CDs to my burgeoning collection -- autographed as well. Practice my dear Kendall, practice........

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: freda underhill
Date: 10 Sep 07 - 04:03 AM

Glad to hear it, Kendall. Pavarotti's gone, but his warm-up technique is still a good one - sing softly and gently through the day prior to a concert - relaxes and strengthens the throat muscles gently, so he could reach all those high notes effortlessly!

good luck

freda

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 10 Sep 07 - 03:12 AM

Kendall, that's wonderful news to get when I get back from a festival.

so, do as the doctors & other bossy folk say

sandra (who does not always follow good advice!)

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: CET
Date: 09 Sep 07 - 08:31 PM

And the same from me. I want to hear you sing Patrick Spencer.

Edmund

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Fortunato
Date: 09 Sep 07 - 11:44 AM

kendall,

best of luck with the eminent return of your vocal abilities.

cheers,
chance

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: JedMarum
Date: 09 Sep 07 - 11:11 AM

hmmm ... my post from a few days ago seems to have disappeared? or maybe never made it??

Kendall - I wish you the best in getting a voice back. I miss your up-front wit, in those busy gatherings ... I know the wit is still there but it only gets a chance to pop out in those moments when the room is quiet enough for your whisper to grab the floor!

... of course, we better be careful what we wish for! We may be sorry to have you back in full form ... er, ah voice!

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: kendall
Date: 09 Sep 07 - 08:11 AM

Chesapeake Bay crabs? Nah! I tried them once, soft shell crabs, they tasted like fishy fingernails to me.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Sep 07 - 10:35 PM

We just managed to demolish three lobsters each using only our hands and teeth.

They were good as well.

Not sure whether that will have any effect on Kendall's voice but we have more of the crustaceans to continue the treatment.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: bbc
Date: 08 Sep 07 - 10:11 PM

Sometimes good news needs work, too. I have confidence that you are up to the challenge. Get to it, deah!

Barbara

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: EBarnacle
Date: 08 Sep 07 - 09:05 PM

No, just a willingness to whack the claws on the table as needed and dissect the rest.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: gnu
Date: 08 Sep 07 - 06:20 PM

Apparently, EBarnacle, you have good teeth.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: Severn
Date: 08 Sep 07 - 05:53 PM

Keep at it, Kendall. Looking forward to much song and story in the times to come.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: EBarnacle
Date: 08 Sep 07 - 05:49 PM

Since when d'yah need hardware? It's supposed to be mano a mano!

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: gnu
Date: 08 Sep 07 - 05:32 PM

Oh my. If, yahh donoh hooow ta take down a lobstah with a shap bucthah knife and a fohk, ya donoh how ta eat lobstah.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Sep 07 - 02:32 PM

I had crabs once.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: EBarnacle
Date: 08 Sep 07 - 02:29 PM

Fer suah, but they don't include the lobstahs.

Subject: RE: The latest on Kendall's voice
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Sep 07 - 01:13 PM

Or these