BS: Tofurkey

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 06:03 PM

Tofuck with the horrid stuff.
G

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 06:00 PM

Stinky tofu:A soft tofu fermented in a unique vegetable and fish brine.The blocks of tofu smell strongly of pungent cheeses, and are described by many as rotten and fecal. Despite its strong odour, the flavour and mouthfeel of stinky tofu is appreciated by aficionados, who describe it as delightful.

Source:Wikipedia

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Cool Beans
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 04:43 PM

T, I say T-O, T-O-F, T-O-F-U,
T-O-F-U-R-K-E-Y
Tofurkey
(See R.A.G.G.M.O.P.P above in Music section.)

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 04:26 PM

Toe-FOOEY!

you may quote me.

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 09:18 AM

I've had Tojam all my life...

knocks yer socks off....


:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 09:23 PM

Tastesliketofuchicken

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: open mike
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 08:18 PM

the soyrizo is great! i get it by the case...like chorizo but without the bull i mean cow....or steer...

i had a business once with a group of folks called Village Soyburgers.
This was over 30 years ago. We were ahead of the times. Now there are
garden burgers, boca burgers, etc. Ours were basically soy beans, rice,
oats, carrots and soy sauce and miso.

One of the best soy products I know of is veggie roni...by Yves,
which transforms a vegetarian pizza into one that has a pepperoni taste!

and of course there are all sorts of tofu pups, and Not Dogs and other
soy products that are like wieners..or hot dogs.

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: ClaireBear
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 07:50 PM

This weekend I made enchiladas for my vegan husband with -- I kid you not -- "Soyrizo."

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: folk1e
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 07:36 PM

I'm all for the tofollocks - tofu/sweetmeats

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 10:34 AM

I loved the girl.But, it did not work out.
I just found her a little "toofurkey".

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,ed
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 08:59 AM

tofuediblepanties

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,Tofuzalum
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:46 AM

Tofu apples anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:40 AM

It don't matter what you call it, it tastes the same anyway, dung.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Dead Horse
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:33 AM

Always use a rubber!

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 03:17 AM

Have we had Tofishsticks yet?

Personally, I'd rather eat the eraser on the end of my pencil - they have about the same texture and taste.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: open mike
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:06 PM

actual news story about a food recall involving tofu products.

Consumers told not to eat some Soy Deli products By E-R Staff
Article Launched: 10/04/2007 12:08:15 AM PDT

Consumers were warned Wednesday not to eat certain Soy Deli brand tofu products because they may be contaminated with dangerous bacteria.

The products can be identified with date codes of Nov. 28, 2007, or Jan. 28, 2008, or any date code earlier than those.

According to the state Department of Public Health, the products may be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes, which can cause serious health problems.

The affected Soy Deli brand products include:

# 8-ounce packages of Five Spice Baked Tofu, Hickory Baked Tofu, Honey Sesame Baked Tofu, Teriyaki Baked Tofu, Savory Baked Tofu, Mesquite Smoked Tofu, Hawaiian Style Fried Tofu, and Nigari Vacuum Pack Tofu.

# 6-ounce packages of Original Burger, Garden Burger, Barbeque Burger, Teriyaki Burger, and Cajun Burger.

# 12-ounce packages of Water Packed Tofu-Orange, Water Packed Tofu-Blue, and Water Packed Tofu-Red.

# 16-ounce packages of Quong Hop Water Packed Tofu-Red.

# 30-ounce packages of Nigari Tofu.

# 10-pound packages of Bulk Nigari Tofu, Nigari Tofu-Medium, and Nigari Tofu-54 piece.

# Nigari Tofu-Firm (10 pounds and 25 pounds).

The recalled products were distributed to supermarkets and natural-food stores on the West Coast and throughout the Midwest.

In California, the products were distributed to the following chain stores statewide: Albertson's, Andronico's, Lunardi, Mollie Stones, Pavilion, PW Markets, Ralph's, Safeway, Save Mart, Stater Bros., Vons and Whole Foods Market.

No illnesses have been reported because of these products. Although healthy individuals may suffer only short-term symptoms, such as fever, headache, stiffness, nausea, abdominal pain and diarrhea, the bacteria can cause miscarriages and still births among pregnant women and serious and sometimes fatal infections in the elderly, people with weakened immune systems, and newborns.

Consumers who become ill should call the doctor.

The recalled products should be thrown away or returned to the store.

Last month, a recall of some Soy Deli products was initiated after the Washington State Department of Agriculture's Food Safety Program detected the bacteria in a package of Soy Deli tofu.

This week, the manufacturer, Quong Hop and Co. of South San Francisco expanded the recall to include more products.

Consumers with questions can call Quong Hop at 1-650-553-9900.

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 10:15 PM

Tofudebeest...one of the Serengeti's nasty 'health antelopes'.


















Yes, Gary Larson used that one years ago...I have the cartoon.)

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,ed
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 09:01 PM

The Onion reports that a virulent strain of soy flu has been traced to a single tofurkey at a Bay Area food-processing factory. An investigation of Green Earth Foods has located the bird-shaped loaf of firm bean curd from which the infection originated, said Dr. Julie L. Gerberding, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. To prevent further spreading of the disease, all tofurkeys in Northern California are being quarantined and destroyed. Gerberding said it appears that the soy virus was not transmitted to the factory's Spaghetti & Wheatballs Microwaveable Entree division.

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: M.Ted
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 08:53 PM

I don't think we should encourage them by thinking up new names.

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 08:27 PM

Well, there's Tofutti, which sounds fake, but is actually a real product. I want to try it, but it's always all old and covered in frost an' shit when I see it.

So... Lamb Tofindaloo? Wait, it still has "lamb" in it. Eh. Best I can do.

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: RangerSteve
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 05:53 PM

Fetticine Tofredo

Tomite - an Australian favorite.

Hungarian Toflash

To Mein

Tofe Wellington

Chateauf Briand

Tolamari

Toscargot

Tofmores - toasted tofu and chocolate on a graham cracker

Tofritos - Mexican style tofu chips

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 03:53 PM

Tofuck - tofu+duck

LOL...boBAD!**bg**

GREAT photo, Laurel!

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,ed
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 02:21 PM

tofufroglegs?

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 01:45 PM

Tobe or not tobe. That's the question.

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Irene M
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 01:37 PM

Teef?

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: open mike
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 12:04 PM

Here is the portland Oregon area business
that creates many vegetarian products
http://www.tofurky.com/ Turtle Island Foods
I sent them a picture a couple of years ago
of my friend's pet turkey, Junior.
you can see a picture of me with him
on the fun stuff pages -- see family album
http://www.tofurky.com/funstuff/famalbum.htm

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: JJ
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:47 AM

Tofurkey, tofurkey, tofurkey!
The girl that's hard to get.
Tofurky, tofurky, tofurky!
But you can win her yet.

-- With apologies to Meredith Willson

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:47 AM

Topukey

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: bobad
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:46 AM

Tofoose - either tofu+moose or tofu+goose

Tofuck - tofu+duck

Tofalmon - tofu+salmon

Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:23 AM

But does EXIST! **bg**

Subject: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 10:04 AM

Tofurkey!

Got any new name ideas for future To Fu food products that do not yet exist?