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BS: Do you sing from mammary?

skipy 18 Nov 07 - 05:50 PM
Rapparee 18 Nov 07 - 06:00 PM
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wysiwyg 18 Nov 07 - 07:05 PM
John MacKenzie 19 Nov 07 - 04:45 AM
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Subject: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: skipy
Date: 18 Nov 07 - 05:50 PM

I do, I make a tit of myself everytime!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 07 - 06:00 PM

Come on, make a clean breast of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Nov 07 - 06:23 PM

Do we have to have some dumbass copycat cutesy thread on every fuckin' thread around here? Yeah.....I know I should get over it and all that shit but for the love of Christ..............It was funny once or twice....Maybe even 3 dozen times, but as we get into the thousands of times, enough is probably Fuckin' A enough.

Rant over

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Morticia
Date: 18 Nov 07 - 06:54 PM

Uncle Pat, I love you...oh, and fucking ditto.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Nov 07 - 07:05 PM

That's odd, I think I'm channeling Morty.

Ya know, skipy, this kind of cuteness could also have been put in the existing "Memory" thread as a mere comment instead of making a new thread, or it could have been a post in the Misread Threads thread, or any number of other approaches. Be a leader-- stop the madness!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 04:45 AM

Well after that diatribe, I daren't post on here now, so I'll just say.
So long folks, and 'Fangs for the Mammaries' ♫♫♪♪

G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: GUEST,sparticus
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 05:38 AM

Looks like the thread has gone tits up!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Flash Company
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 07:05 AM

Saw a spoof news item last week that Apple are planning to issue a music centre that can be included in silicone breast implants. It will be called the i-Tit, and they are confident that it will be popular with all the girls who complain that men always look at their breasts but never listen to them.
I'll get me coat!

FC


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Mr Red
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 07:20 AM

LOL

But points taken

I'll get me coat............


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: gnu
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 07:34 AM

Look at the set of headphones on her!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 07:40 AM

Thank the Deities you aren't channeling Spaw... the furniture would never cope.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 07:46 AM

It's not polite to sing (or talk) with your mouth full.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 08:40 AM

LTS,

Actually, it's more often Spaw himself I am channeling, but only in one particular fashion, and yes, the chairs are protected! Looks like an old folks home, here!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: skipy
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 10:30 AM

The itit:-
http://www.just-whatever.com/2007/05/22/itit-apples-latest/
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Art Thieme
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 12:53 PM

Nothing to add... ;-)

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 03:33 PM

Before anyone starts a thread about "Singing from Mime-ary", be warned, it will get similar reaction. So, probably, will "Mummary"


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 04:44 PM

So, farts and gas are OK but mammaries are not? How odd.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 04:47 PM

And just what is the fixation on them? The Order of the Golden Globes seems to be an OK subject as do bird tits, but gee, why single out skipy?

He's surely not the only one to ever start a copy cat thread. Hardly even the worst offender.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 05:00 PM

"Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Sorcha - PM
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 03:11 PM

Oh for pity sake. Don't you ever think about anything but boobs, Giok?
How sad."



I suppose it depends on who posts, as to what the reaction is.
I wish I was one of the 'in crowd' NOT!

G


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 05:02 PM

Some jokes just get old, even if they were funny the first time around.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: dwditty
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 05:07 PM

jokes?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 05:09 PM

Oh, all the double entendre tit stuff, fart jokes, etc. I think someone has their feathers ruffled and it's not me. I'm just tired of tired jokes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 05:19 PM

So am I....all of them. Farts and all included. And I'm sick to death of these copycat threads period.......tits or shits makes no difference. Enough with it all!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 05:22 PM

can we have that in writing? ......ooops it was! :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 05:23 PM

Actually, it depends if I'm using my head voice or my chest voice.

If I'm using my head voice, I can get the high notes, but with the chest notes, during certain pieces, my diaphragm expands and contracts with such rapidity that I have, in the past, knocked my book out of my hands with my own tits.

So yes... I suppose I do.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 05:28 PM

Emma, I get sick of making the damn things. I've stayed off a lot of threads that were started just to get Spaw to post some farting stuff. Its even expected ferchrissakes......If you'll check you'll find that I still do but generally only after a bunch of others have already done so. That doesn't make it right but yeah, I still have poste to some of them.

Okay? I'll quit this second. Cold turkey (someone else can make the joke there).   No more gas passing references from me.

I'll also guarantee that the copy cat threads are a thing of the past as well.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 05:45 PM

Celebrate, Celbebrate! Dance to the music!

Now, can we go for tits next?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: gnu
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 06:06 PM

Oh, my. I see it too. Pass that around again before the vision fades... er, farts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: skipy
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 06:09 PM

If the thread title is a problem to you then why not consider the option "do not open this thread". Unless of course you are a member of the "cat police". ( a group of people that we DO need ) If you are, and there is a problem, then kill the thread, I for one will respect that move. Otherwise live & let live, it would be a sad, sad world if we all had the same sence of humour!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 06:17 PM

Skip....I've done all that ignoring thing but here I am simply requesting an end to this type of thread. Humor? Where? The first time or second or third? But now?????



Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: skarpi
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 06:26 PM

well " Boobs up " then .............

well what do you look at first when you see a woman ?
what do you look at when you have finished look at the first one
and what do you look at , after that ?

and what do they look at first when they see a man ?
and what do they look at after that ? and then ...........
when thay see that ........well .

just wandering about people .

all the best Skarpi


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: GUEST,Observer
Date: 19 Nov 07 - 08:02 PM

The real reason for your rant, Spaw, is, I suspect, that you didn't think of it first!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: GUEST,sparticus
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 04:41 AM

Has anyone ever sung from mummery?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Morticia
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 07:40 AM

I accept that I don't have to open the thread, Skipy, we all do, but as Spaw says, when you see the same old joke ( and it is, you know, whatever the variations of wordings) cluttering up sometimes a good big chunk of the board,day after day, it isn't enough to notopen it, it's still there, still obvious and it is still boring as hell.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 08:57 AM

The day I saw Spaw's post, and then Morticia's, and then responded in kind, I had just suddenly found that that was the day I'd had enough of the copycat threads. Why can't some of our UK friends just accept that it's a form of humor that is deeply irritating to some of the US members, and give it a rest? I even started a thread once where all the "great" copycat ideas could be stashed, so it could run full rein THERE without clogging up the thread list.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 09:31 AM

Wyzz, I don't think it has anything to do with the UK or the US. It just gets old Puns as Art so well shows can be very funny and this IS a cute title. But its old and dry and just stupid as Morty stated. She's right. Day after day of yet another silly cutesy copycat and its old.

Post your joke on the original thread. I suspect the reason that doesn't happen is they want to show just how cute they are. Ever notice that Art Thieme, who I'd bet is the fastest pun in the west, NEVER does it?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 09:31 AM

It seems a real shame to me that one person is being made to feel bad about this when it seems quite common.

I think the idea of the thread that WYSIWYG suggested is good. I have never seen that thread so perhaps it should be resurrected and refreshed when appropriate.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 09:41 AM

Well eanjay, we kinda' cross posted but I'll take your point.

Sorry skip.....You were just the tip of the iceberg and in the wrong place at the wrong time. You're a valued member and I often enjoy your posts and input. I wasn't attacking you but that's certainly how it came out. Again, I do apologize.

But eanjay, I make no apology for my feelings about this thread. I came here in '98 and the first one I saw was probably within a week. After all this time and the fact that the numbers have increased to where there might 4 or 5 at a time on the daily board................geeziz, it just put my sorry ass over the edge.

Wyzzusie, go resurrect your thread!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: skipy
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 10:02 AM

Hi,
cluttering up sometimes a good big chunk of the board,day after day, it isn't enough to notopen it, it's still there, still obvious and it is still boring as hell.
I have not "done" a pun thread in ages but this one was just too good to pass off!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: topical tom
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 10:10 AM

This thread seems to be a bust. That said, let's milk it for all it's worth.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 10:13 AM

Let's not.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 10:35 AM

eanjay, it was proposed as a game that could be played:

Derivative-Thread Name Game

And I've refreshed it.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 07:06 PM

Nah, I sing from my chesticles....


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: skipy
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 07:42 PM

They will come for you now!
You did nothing when they came for the others.
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: van lingle
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 08:35 PM

I'd lift my jug to you, skipy, if I had one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 12:31 PM

Only a bloke in a frock could start this thread :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Tweed
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 01:05 PM

I like mammaries....they make me happy.

Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 08:46 PM

I prefer it when the word play bounces along within a thread, rather than when each pun is offered up in a separate thread, which clutters up the place, and fragments the exchanges.

(No one's given us "Chest a Song at Twilight" yet.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do you sing from mammary?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 12:52 PM

McGrath - no, they haven't and for two very good reasons!!

LTS


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