Subject: Lachrymose balladeering From: Newport Boy Date: 20 Nov 07 - 06:17 AM Today's "Notes & Queries" in the Guardian includes: "For centuries, Celtic farmers kept a ham in the rafters and cut off slices as needed through the winter. So why does a packet of ham now say 'Eat within two days of opening'?" One of the replies, from Mike Hine, Kingston, Surrey (always identify your sources) says: "Because failure to do so could lead to a revival of the taste for polytheistic religion, mournful pipe music and lachrymose balladeering when drunk." Is this a fair portrayal of Celtic culture, or should we forcibly 're-educate' him? Phil |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: redsnapper Date: 20 Nov 07 - 06:20 AM Which particular "Celtic" would that be I wonder...? RS |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: greg stephens Date: 20 Nov 07 - 06:29 AM Were Celtic farmers the only people to cure ham? I know they invented music, culture, poetry, plays, twilight,Guiness, crosses in churchyard, bodhrans, a Glaswegian football team, sculpture, stone axes and knots but I have never heard ham added to that list till now. |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work Date: 20 Nov 07 - 06:32 AM Perhaps we should be looking into the statistics that show how many 'Celts' of any persuasion died of food poisoning or gastro-enterinal complaints in that same period. If half your family are dead of the squitters before you reach old age at 35, then lachrymosal is how your life is likely to be. Putting it into song is just one more step. LTS |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: GUEST,PMB Date: 20 Nov 07 - 06:38 AM I once bought a book called Irish High Crosses... I thought it was about football. The True Gael didn't have any rafters to hang a ham from, let alone the ham to hang there. They were of course addicted to mournful pipe music (cf The Boys of Ballisodare) and they lived in Ballydeering at a time when it was neither profitable nor popular. |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: TheSnail Date: 20 Nov 07 - 07:02 AM greg stephens Were Celtic farmers the only people to cure ham? I know they invented music, culture, poetry, plays, twilight,Guiness, crosses in churchyard, bodhrans, a Glaswegian football team, sculpture, stone axes and knots You forgot bouzoukis. |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: MartinRyan Date: 20 Nov 07 - 07:13 AM A few days ago, in north west Ireland.... ___________________________ These little piggies left drivers squealing all the way home By Anita Guidera Saturday November 17 2007 A CARGO of pigs ran amok yesterday evening when a transport truck overturned on a busy Sligo roundabout, causing traffic chaos. The accident happened at around 4pm when the truck, which was travelling towards Dublin, overturned on the Collooney roundabout south of Sligo town. Some of the 160 squealing pigs on board were tipped out on to the motorway when traffic was at its height. It was even busier than usual because of the World Rally Championship which got underway in the north west earlier yesterday. A number of pigs had to be put down. Emergency services were at the scene within minutes and with the assistance of council staff succeeded in rounding up the dazed animals. "They were all over the place but we managed to get them rounded up and into an enclosed area where they will be picked up later," a garda source said. The driver of the vehicle was injured and taken to Sligo General Hospital. However, his condition is not serious. Two cranes were dispatched to the scene to shift the lorry which partly blocked the motorway. But the operation had to be put on hold while gardai waited for cars, participating in the World Rally Championship, to pass through. The rally drivers who had completed the final leg of yesterday's round in Leitrim, were due to travel back from Drumshanbo to Sligo. - Anita Guidera ________________________________________________ Couldn't find a picture for you, I'm afraid! Regards p.s. I love the reference to "the final leg" towards the end! |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: Vixen Date: 20 Nov 07 - 09:50 AM No comments about lachrymose balladeering or Celtic culture, but thanks for the suggestion about what to do with that leftover ham that seems to take up the entire bottom of the refrigerator from Christmas dinner to Easter Sunday... V (going to ask Reynaud to knock down some sheetrock to expose some rafters) |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: Michael Date: 20 Nov 07 - 10:15 AM Snail: Bouzoukis aren't Celtic, they only appeared in Irish music in the 1960's. Credit where due and all that. Mike |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Nov 07 - 10:58 AM I suspect Snail was extracting urine - it seems the "Celts" invented everything else except chocolate. LTS |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: treewind Date: 20 Nov 07 - 11:15 AM Exactly - they don't have a monopoly (nor even a claim to long historical use of) the Bodhran either. Does Mike really think they invented music and literature too? The bouzouki, as one should be able to guess from its name, is actually a Greek instrument, of course. If we must be pedantic... |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: Goose Gander Date: 20 Nov 07 - 11:19 AM You forgot the accordian, and the banjo, too. |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: Darowyn Date: 20 Nov 07 - 11:36 AM Has no one seen the famous Classical Greek statue of the dying Celtic warrior? Conclusive proof that having walked all the way from Keltia to Greece, purely in order to invent the Bouzouki for them, the poor man had only the energy to sing a final lachrymose ballad and die. The statue shows him reaching vainly for a final slice of chocolate covered ham, which could have saved his life. (Keltia was just south of Hyperborea so it was along walk) Cheers Dave |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: Michael Date: 20 Nov 07 - 11:46 AM LTS: Tongue WAS firmly pushed sideways, I thought the 'credit---' bit gave that away. As for Treewind's question - I daren't answer for fear of being accused of non-PCness. Mike |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: TheSnail Date: 20 Nov 07 - 12:07 PM No, no. I was quite serious. The Celts are responsible for everything. |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 20 Nov 07 - 12:14 PM Please, friend mollusc - not the Celts in general. The Irish. |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: TheSnail Date: 20 Nov 07 - 12:27 PM Ha! Falling out with each other already. |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: MartinRyan Date: 20 Nov 07 - 12:46 PM First thing on the agenda - as ever! Regards |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: Newport Boy Date: 20 Nov 07 - 04:14 PM Well, I don't know - I was expecting the Cat to produce an intellectual discussion on the mournfulness or otherwise of Celtic music. It's quickly developed into a factional fight. I'm not going to join this - I'll simply remark that recent research has suggested that the Welsh are pre-Celts. Maybe this is where everything originated? Phil |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: greg stephens Date: 20 Nov 07 - 04:26 PM I saw that about the pre-Celts in the Guardian too. I take it that the actual Celts in 1000BC rushed straight through Wales on the train to Holyhead, having changed at Crewe. They then conquered Ireland, leaving the by-passed Wales to its original inhabitants, the aptly named pre-Celts.Which is why, until recently, there were no fiddles or bodhrans or bagpipes in Wales; until, that is, a few canny Welsh musicians spotted a big gap in the "Celtic music" market and started to churn out some Celtified Welsh trad music, which very strangely had never been recorded before 1970. Or at least, it was very strange till the Guardian found out there never had been any Celts in Wales. Which is, come think of it, odd, as the word "Welsh" is cognate, as they say, with "Celts". So, who did invemnt ham, anyway? |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: Anne Lister Date: 20 Nov 07 - 04:33 PM Has anyone succeeded in identifying a Celtic gene? lachrymose or otherwise .... Anne |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: Newport Boy Date: 20 Nov 07 - 04:36 PM I don't know who invented ham, but the Chinese invented roast pork. Ham sandwiches are traditional at Welsh funerals. The way it's turning out, I should have made this a BS thread. Phil |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: jeffp Date: 20 Nov 07 - 04:37 PM There was Gene O'Malley...... |
Subject: RE: Lachrymose balladeering From: Mikefule Date: 20 Nov 07 - 04:46 PM They talk about curing ham, but I've never known the pig to recover completely. As for the nonsense in the newspaper: never rise to the bait. It's just cheap and easy copy to fill space. Do you know, sometimes they even go so far as to suggest that Morris dancers are fat men who drink real ale! |
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