Funny Christmas Song

Subject: Funny Christmas Song
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 23 Nov 07 - 02:55 PM

Sorry can't find the original thread. I posted this one last year, -if you're looking for a funny item for you Christmas Show - it might be for you. its written and performed by Mike Gregory who is a Derbyshire songwriter and singer.

http://bigalwhittle.co.uk/id16.html

Subject: RE: Funny Christmas Song
From: Kenny B (inactive)
Date: 23 Nov 07 - 04:34 PM

Ta WLD Some good songs
Kenny B

Subject: Lyr Add: GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
From: topical tom
Date: 24 Nov 07 - 03:39 PM

GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER

Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(On her way home)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now we're all so proud of Grandma,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now the goo

Subject: RE: Funny Christmas Song
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 08:59 PM

The song weelittledrummer meant to link to was CHRISTMAS ON THE ESTATE by Mike Gregory.

Lyrics have been posted twice at Mudcat: here and here.

Subject: RE: Funny Christmas Song
From: reggie miles
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 09:54 PM

I just posted the lyrics to my song, "Me And Santa We've Got An Understandin'", on the Santa Claus songs thread. Then there's this one, sung to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy".


Toy Lust by Reggie Miles © 2009

Look, there's a guy over there, with a toy that I want
It was the last one on the shelf, that the toy that I want
I wonder if he'll let me buy from him, that toy that I want
I'd give him more than he paid for it, that toy that he got
Toy that he got, that toy that I want

It's battery operated, that toy that I want
And oh so highly rated, that toy that I want
It's a Consumer Report best buy, that toy that I want
And it comes with free wi-fi, the toy that I want
Toy that I want, that toy that he got

I looked away for a second and lost track of that guy
A woman in a reindeer suit came prancin' by
Her rack just looked so cute it caught my eye
Now, how will I find that guy? I started to cry
Oh me oh my, oh where is that guy?

Then, I spied him with his red suit on
With a kid singin' a Christmas song
He gave that toy to him before too long
I've been so good this year that it just seemed wrong
Just seemed wrong, my toy is long gone

Now, that kid over there has the toy that I want
It was the last one on the shelf, that the toy that I want
I wonder if he'll let me buy from him, that toy that I want
That guy just gave it to him, that toy that I want
That toy that he got, that toy that I want