Carols for Psychologically Challenged

Subject: Carols for Psychologically Challenged
From: Genie
Date: 05 Dec 07 - 02:16 PM

A folkie friend emailed me a list of "Christmas Carols For The Psychologically Challenged."   It's politically incorrect (of course) and in bad taste, so I thought the concept would be well suited to the creative minds of Mudcat.

My first response to the emailed list, of course, was to tweak it, modify some titles, and add to the list.    But rather than dump my whole list here at once, I'll just post a few, to sort of prime the (perverted?) pump.    You guys, I'm sure, will be able to come up with additions and permutations of your own.


A friend emailed me a list of "Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged" and I couldn't help tweaking, modifying and adding to the list. So here's my list. (Ted's list is below it.)
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged (Or Just Eccentric)

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Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged (or Just Eccentric)

1. Bipolar --- Go Yell It On The Mountain Then Have A Silent Night
2. Alzheimer's --- I Wonder As I Wander
3. Amnesia --- Do You Know Who I Am?
4. Paranoid Schizophrenia -- I Heard The Voices On Christmas Day
or
Santa Claus Is Hunting Me Down
5. Catatonic -- Still, Still, Still - or - Crawl Away In A Manger
6. Aggressive Personality/Poor Anger Management Skills --- Deck The Halls (And Other Neighbors)
7. Multiple Personality Disorder --- The Twelve Faces Of Christmas

Sexual Deviance or Eccentricity:
8. Pedophelia ---- Mary's Boy Toy - or -
All I Want For Christmas Is The Little Drummer Boy
9. Exhibitionist --- Up On The Housetop Flashing
10. Gymnosophist --- Nuttin' On For Christmas - or - My Family, The Hills, Are Bare In Bethlehem
11. Necrophilia --- Baby, You're Cold Inside
12. Bestiality --- I Did The Friendly Beasts - or - I Did A Hippopotamus For Christmas

Substance Abuse:
13. Pot-Head --- Angels We Have Heard When High
4. Cokehead --- Get Me Snow! Get Me Snow! Get Me Snow!
15. Dypsomania --- Roger, The Red-Nosed Ranger

Eating Disorders:
16. Bulimia --- Oh, Come Up, All Ye Cookies - or - Barf! The Chalie's Angels Binge
17. Compulsive Eater --- I Ate A Hippopotamus For Christmas
18. Diehard Carnivore (Small-Game Hunter?) --- Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
19. Junk Food Junkie --- Marshmallow World

Other characters:
20. Racist --- (I'm Scheming For A) White Christmas
21. Hollywood Starlet --- O Tanning Booth!
22. Spoiled Brat --- Fleece Mom & Dad! (Tune: Feliz Navidad)

And, from the original list I was sent:

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...