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BS: Trolls Only Thread

Slag 15 Dec 07 - 02:54 PM
Charley Noble 15 Dec 07 - 10:28 AM
John MacKenzie 15 Dec 07 - 04:33 AM
autolycus 15 Dec 07 - 04:26 AM
GUEST,A nonny muso 15 Dec 07 - 02:56 AM
Joe_F 14 Dec 07 - 08:41 PM
Slag 14 Dec 07 - 05:40 PM
Morticia 13 Dec 07 - 05:25 PM
Charley Noble 13 Dec 07 - 03:19 PM
John MacKenzie 13 Dec 07 - 05:32 AM
autolycus 13 Dec 07 - 01:32 AM
Janie 13 Dec 07 - 12:29 AM
Beer 12 Dec 07 - 11:37 PM
Charley Noble 12 Dec 07 - 11:12 PM
autolycus 12 Dec 07 - 01:25 PM
McGrath of Harlow 12 Dec 07 - 12:48 PM
Donuel 12 Dec 07 - 11:03 AM
autolycus 12 Dec 07 - 10:22 AM
Charley Noble 12 Dec 07 - 09:32 AM
john f weldon 12 Dec 07 - 08:50 AM
MaineDog 11 Dec 07 - 08:12 PM
Charley Noble 11 Dec 07 - 08:06 PM
gnu 11 Dec 07 - 07:15 PM
The Fooles Troupe 11 Dec 07 - 07:09 PM
john f weldon 11 Dec 07 - 01:28 PM
autolycus 11 Dec 07 - 11:29 AM
John MacKenzie 11 Dec 07 - 11:29 AM
Charley Noble 11 Dec 07 - 11:27 AM
Liz the Squeak 11 Dec 07 - 11:15 AM
goatfell 11 Dec 07 - 11:05 AM
GUEST,PMB 11 Dec 07 - 09:09 AM
John MacKenzie 11 Dec 07 - 08:51 AM
john f weldon 11 Dec 07 - 08:45 AM
Charley Noble 11 Dec 07 - 08:35 AM
John MacKenzie 11 Dec 07 - 06:12 AM
gnu 11 Dec 07 - 05:56 AM
John MacKenzie 11 Dec 07 - 05:23 AM
GUEST,Billy Goatscruff 11 Dec 07 - 04:26 AM
Dave Hanson 11 Dec 07 - 03:06 AM
GUEST,Neil D 10 Dec 07 - 11:42 PM
Charley Noble 10 Dec 07 - 08:17 PM
McGrath of Harlow 10 Dec 07 - 07:59 PM
harpmolly 09 Dec 07 - 09:21 PM
The Fooles Troupe 09 Dec 07 - 06:55 PM
autolycus 09 Dec 07 - 05:42 AM
jacqui.c 09 Dec 07 - 02:04 AM
Liz the Squeak 09 Dec 07 - 01:58 AM
harpmolly 09 Dec 07 - 01:47 AM
Charley Noble 08 Dec 07 - 10:07 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Slag
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 02:54 PM

Let's see????

I 'd get Aries' goat
I'd BS Taurus
Double up on Gemini
Break the sad news to Cancer
Lie to Leo
Play Old Maid with Virgo
Level with Libra
Make a point with Scorpio
Shoot straight with Sagittarius
Cap Capricorn
Waterboard Aquarius
And bait Pisces


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 10:28 AM

My ol' man's an astrolloger, what do you think about that?
He wears an astrolloger's raincoat and an astrolloger's hat,
He wears astrolloger's gloves and astrolloger's shoes,
And when he gets home, he boots up the 'Cat, and trolls for the Astrollogy News!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 04:33 AM

Send them to an astrolloger?

G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 04:26 AM

So how do you persuade
a. An Aries
2.    Taurus
3.    Gemini
4.    Cancer
5.    Leo
6.      Virgo
7.      Libra
8.      Scorpio
9.      Sagathingy
10      Capper
11      Aquarius
12      Pisces   
   
       then?


   Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: GUEST,A nonny muso
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 02:56 AM

Oh when the trolls
come flaming in,
Oh when the trolls come flaming in
Oh Joe, I want to be the one who roasts 'em,
when the trolls come flaming in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Joe_F
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 08:41 PM

When I was a troll (Caltech '58), I lived under DuBridge.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Slag
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 05:40 PM

As I went out for a troll, tra la, tra la...
"Ask not for whom the bell trolls, it trolls for thee!"
I'm on a troll now ("get off", she said).
Rock 'n Roll, Trippin' Troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Morticia
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 05:25 PM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/11901679@N06/2108906773/


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 03:19 PM

What will you post, oh my dear, oh my dear?
What well you post, Jennie Jenkins?
What do I care, as long as it's here -

I'll buy me a fol-de-roldy tildy-toldy,
Seek-a-double, use a cause-a, troll to find me -
Troll, Jenny Jenkins, troll!


Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 05:32 AM

RIP Elvis C H Flintstone, the King of Rock and Troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 01:32 AM

and verse.


I.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Janie
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 12:29 AM

To "Ain't No grave"

Ain't no troll, gonna hold my knee-jerk down
Ain't no troll, gonna' hold my knee-jerk down
when I read that trolling thread
Gonna jump up out o' the bed
Ain't no troll, gonna hold my knee-jerk down


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Beer
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 11:37 PM

Your all nut so it's said,
you folks who post on his thread.
I truly would like to get involved,
but I smoke no more and that is all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 11:12 PM

This is rich stuff!

Let's keep churning it out until people beg us to stop.

Trolling up, trolling down!
We'll all get drunk in Mudcat town;
Twenty four hours to turn around,
And go trolling down the river!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 01:25 PM

And the verse gets verse and verse.    (Been waiting centuries to say that.)


   Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 12:48 PM

This bloody site's a bloody waste
No bloody use, no bloody taste
It's all a bloody great disgrace,
This bloody Mudcat.

The bloody folk is bloody bad,
It's worse than that, it's bloody sad.
And bloody banjoes drive me mad
On bloody Mudcat.

I'll write it out in bloody verse -
The bloody bullshit's even worse
It bloody makes me bloody curse
This bloody Mudcat.

There's bloody Yanks and bloody Brits,
And bloody Paddies having fits,
It's bloody well the bloody pits,
Is bloody Mudcat.

The bloody jokes, so old they stink,
It's driving me to bloody drink -
And now it's on the bloody blink.
That's bloody Mudcat!!!


A variation on this timeworn classic


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 11:03 AM

trollin trollin trollin
keep those postins rollin
trollin trollin trollin
raw hide
thru all kinds of weather
flame friends and foes together
keep those those postins rollin
raw hide.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 10:22 AM

Not 'peotaster' - poetaster - aaarrrggghhh.

Anyway, I see no connection between all this versifying and 11/9 (as I like to call it), fundamentalism, the Near East (as I like to call it), the Shoah, or anything; innit. or whatever.

So is it real trolling?

Harumph.

    Ivor (short enough at least, to be a troll)


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 09:32 AM

Trollin'! Trollin'! Trollin' the whole world 'round;
That brown gal o' mine's on the Mudcat Line -
And we'll troll the ol' thread down!


Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: john f weldon
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 08:50 AM

One day, with little else to do
I stumbled on the Mudcat Zoo
Where many a pontificator
Preached till two AM, or later!

And so I took a turn to speak
And give a gentle nasal tweak
To those with outlooks spurious
Which sometimes made them furious!

Sometimes I found a harmless joke
Would cause some Cat to fume and choke
But now I think I've found a clue
For dealing with the Mudcat Zoo

When dishing out a tasty jest
The ones who seem to take it best
And chuckle at a jibe that's gentle
Have monikers non-monumental

Those with names like "Puke" and "Snot"
Are usually a jolly lot.
Quite unlike those who must proclaim
Their fine intentions in a name!

Yes, "EqualJustice", "SaintlyDove",
Or "UniversalHolyLove"
Are often somewhat paranoid.
And ones it's prudent to avoid!


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: MaineDog
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:12 PM

:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:06 PM

Robin-

Such brilliance should be flamed!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:15 PM

I forgot all about that, Robin! Thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:09 PM

Been There, Done That!

The Old Chat Forum had a Troll

I'm not making this up you know... wait on, well, actually, I did!

:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: john f weldon
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 01:28 PM

Giok...
That's for real???
What's the poor parodist to do, when reality runs so far ahead....
oh my...


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:29 AM

Another peotaster.


roll of the folded.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:29 AM

Sort of Troll and Go Charley?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:27 AM

Liz-

Very tasteful, and certainly in the spirit of this thread, and the season as well!

You score well!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:15 AM

Scrolling through the threads,
Reading down the list
Out the spelling goes,
'Specially when I'm pissed.
Enter button pressed,
Insult pitched just right,
Oh what fun it is to bitch
And troll away the night! OOOOOHHHHHHHH

Trolling posts, trolling posts,
flaming all the way,
Oh what fun it is to bitch
and troll away the day HEY!
Trolling posts, trolling posts,
flaming all the way,
Oh what fun it is to bitch
and troll away the day

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: goatfell
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:05 AM

the same goes for Banjos and Borrans, becuse the Devil made them and he does play the Fiddle.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 09:09 AM

A rhinovirus? Like a hippovirus?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:51 AM

Ibuleve for every little pain that calls.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: john f weldon
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:45 AM

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a rhinovirus grows.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:35 AM

Maybe this parody will put a stopper on this thread:

THE FINAL TROLL

So pull away for the final troll -
Sing haul away, my laddie-o,
It's an easy pull, for the catch is small -
Sing haul away, my laddie-o!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 06:12 AM

I thought you knew Gary, the knaves are out! Well they are for you and I at least.
G ¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 05:56 AM

Got any knaves?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 05:23 AM

Trolling home, trolling home♫
Trolling ♪
Trolling ♪
As we go trolling home ♫

5 no trump.


G


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: GUEST,Billy Goatscruff
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 04:26 AM

More to the point, has Richard Bridge got rickets?

(foldy roll)


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 03:06 AM

English concertinas might be rubbish mate..........but they're ENGLISH rubbish.


I'm a troll   fol di rol


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 11:42 PM

Does a troll live beneath Richard Bridge?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 08:17 PM

After the "The Smacksman":

Coil away the troll warp, boys, let's heave in the troll;
When we get our troll on board we'll have another haul;
Straightway to the capstan and merrily heave her round,
That's the cry in the middle of the night: "Haul the troll, boys, haul!"


Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 07:59 PM

Round goes my wheel of torture,
With little mice inside;
I've found it's very funny,
To watch them as they died.
Of pieces there are plenty
I like them best on toast,
While I write my trolling posts
While I write my trolling posts

Trolling posts, (when I go)
Trolling posts, (when I go)
Trolling, trolling,
While I write my trolling posts...


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: harpmolly
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 09:21 PM

P.S. When I walked by the Troll on my way home tonight, someone had put a Santa hat on 'im. ;) Too cute!


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 06:55 PM

Is a female Troll called a Trollop...


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 05:42 AM

So far nobody's proved anything, given what i count as evidence for anything, and I'm not going to give MY dictionary's definitions for the words in my post. So you've all misunderstood it.

Wonder what I can do for an encore.

oh I know, troll again later, when nobody's paying attention.


   Ivor on a high (that should prob read 'on ahigh', but my disctionary goes wild at that point.)(as you can sea).


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: jacqui.c
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 02:04 AM

My sister really needs more exposure!

Liz - from what you have told me are you sure the world is ready for that?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 01:58 AM

That's orcist that is... why can't the orcs get a thread? My sister really needs more exposure!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: harpmolly
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 01:47 AM

LOL!! Love it. ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 10:07 PM

Molly,

The "Fremont troll" ain't so bad, in fact he/she rather inanimate. It's probably been years since anyone's been et, except for a VW or two.

I saw a troll on the knoll,
Fie, man, fie;
I saw a troll on the knoll,
Who's the fool now?
I saw a troll on the knoll,
And he was looking oh so droll –
Thou has well drunken and who's the fool now?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: harpmolly
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 09:53 PM

As ole Croc' Dundee might have said, "That's not a troll..."

THAT'S a troll!"

;)

Molly


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