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Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson
Date: 05 May 99 - 05:42 AM

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Me and a few mates were at moor & coast festival the other day, and we passed a van with a big sticker in the window. It had a picture of a cockerel, and -you guessed it- it said: "My cocks a winner!!" Also, we were walking down a street past a pub, and saw a great big sign saying: "Beaver fun party 12 o'clock"!! It was of course the young boy scouts division having a little party in the pub! Any other amusing stickers/posters? Cheers, Ian


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:06 AM

Oxymoron innit?


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: dwditty
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:13 AM

Once saw a bumper sticker that said "Honk if I'm Polish" Of course it was on upsidedown.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MudGuard
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:30 AM

I once saw one saying (written upside down):
if you can read this,
please put my car back on its wheels

And another one, not upside down, but very small letters:
Sorry I drive so close before you


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:49 AM

I presume we are not counting things like "Young farmers do it in wellies"?

My uncle claimed to have seen this on the wall of a public lavatory in the late fifties:

Ileap with glee, I jump for joy -
I was here before Kilroy!

and underneath, in a different hand:
Sorry to spoil your little joke,
I was here, but my pencil broke
Kilroy

and under that (different hand again): While you are reading this you are piddling on your shoes

Not actualy a bumper sticker, as such ...

Steve


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From:
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:52 AM

My fav..is "if all men are idiots..then I've married the King!"

Ritchie


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson
Date: 05 May 99 - 08:43 AM

Oxymoron it is!

Cheers for the fun guys + dolls. Keep up the good work! Ian


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: JOField
Date: 05 May 99 - 08:50 AM

My Kharma Ran Over My Dogma

They Can Send Me to College, But They Can't Make Me Think


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson
Date: 05 May 99 - 09:02 AM

Hello


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson
Date: 05 May 99 - 09:03 AM

Hello Again


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 May 99 - 09:32 AM

I speak fluent patriarchy, but it's not my mother tongue.

Eschew obfuscation!
Death to all fanatics.
The artless are in charge of funding the arts
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
This is from the early 70's: Fight Smog...Ride A Cowboy (somebody stole it off my car!)
Lord help me be the person my dog thinks I am.
Not all who wander are lost
Ginger Rogers sis everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards
God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
What a Tnagled WOrld Web We Weave
My goddess gave birth to your god
Isis, Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!
For Big Mick: The Labour Movement...the folks who brought you the weekend
Visualize whirled peas
Only you cna prevent narcissism

How many do you want? I've the catlaogue in front of me. :-) If you'd like to see more click here


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: folk1234
Date: 05 May 99 - 09:57 AM

Two of my favorites from the early '80s are: "Nuke the whales and save the sand fleas", and "Women who seek equality are underachievers"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:40 AM

Not exactly a bumper sticker, but seen in a mens room stall years ago,

God is Love, Love is Blind, Ray Charles is blind, Ray Charles is God

I loved Visualize Whirled Peas and God was my co-pilot.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Peter Fisher
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:43 AM

Seen on the back of a 1975 Buick driven by a little old man who resembled George Burns: "Don't tell me what kind of a day to have!"

Others I like:

"Doing my part to piss off the religious right."

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tony Burns
Date: 05 May 99 - 01:04 PM

Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.

Stolen from here.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 05 May 99 - 01:17 PM

Who said Goddesses have to be anorexic?
and... Born again Pagan


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Allan C.
Date: 05 May 99 - 02:03 PM

The best day I ever had was when she said, "I'm leaving!"
If you don't like the music, get outa the plucking way!
Adam was a rough draft
I practice safe sex...and practice, and practice
Some people pick their noses but I picked you
Last night I felt the spirit move me It was probably something I drank
And my favorite: It isn't a belly it's a resonator!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From:
Date: 05 May 99 - 02:42 PM

"I WANT TO DIE PEACEFULLY IN MY SLEEP

not kicking and screaming like my passengers"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: JOField
Date: 05 May 99 - 02:53 PM

If brains was shoes, you'd be barefoot up to your knees.

-- Pogo


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Banjer
Date: 05 May 99 - 06:22 PM

DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH - Wife and kids have it all!
The more I learn about wome, the more I like my truck
Don't tailgate or I'll flick a bugger on your windshield


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Big Mick
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:28 PM

I will date myself, but I laughed out loud when I read one that said, "Will Rogers never met Howard Cosell".

Mick


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Robin McG
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:55 PM

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole!" "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: emily rain
Date: 05 May 99 - 09:17 PM

i don't mind republicans, so long as they don't flaunt their lifestyle.

and i've always wanted to see one that says Dea Ex Machina, as in "goddess in the machine"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 May 99 - 10:29 PM

Good ones, emily. I forgot the one I have on my car:

Hate is never a fmaily value.

Also, at various other times: My other car is a broom. (So many people thought it meant I was a "domestic engineer"!)

Also, the religious right is neither

The last time we mixed religion and politics...people got burned at the stake

Sorry I missed church..I've been busy practising witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

I'm marching to a different accordion!

Visualize using your tunr signals!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 05 May 99 - 10:49 PM

Conserve energy: fart in a jar.

That one has gotta stand alone. --seed


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 05 May 99 - 10:50 PM

Conserve energy: fart in a jar.

That one has gotta stand alone. --seed


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Valentine (inactive)
Date: 05 May 99 - 10:59 PM

Once I saw

"Beer -- it's not just for breakfast any more!"

Valentine


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: John Hindsill
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:04 PM

CLINTON/GORE it's so funny I could cry


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: campfire
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:05 PM

Of course there's

Bad Cop/No Donut

One of my favorites, although its not funny:

If you can't trust me with a CHOICE How can you trust me with a CHILD?

and

Keep Your Laws Off My Body!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bill L
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:14 PM

On a pick-up truck in OK "For whom the bull toils"

Earth Love it or Leave it

Jesus Saves but Phil Espisito Knocks in the Rebound


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: maw-in-law
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:47 PM

Life is a Cabernet


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: o'hanrahan
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:48 PM

In the seventies i bought "Impeach the Cox Sacker" referring to Tricky Dicky's firing of special prosecuter Archibald Cox. Wish i still had it.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Sandy Paton
Date: 06 May 99 - 12:22 AM

Someone in Hartford had a bumper sticker that read: "Sing a Traditional Song!" Pete Seeger observed that it ought to have read: "Sing a GOOD Song."

Sandy


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor
Date: 06 May 99 - 01:16 AM

My kids gave me one that says "Born OK the first time."

There used to be an old beater running around town with a bumper sticker that said: I used to be disgusted; now I'm just amused.

And a car with a vanity plate that was BAD - PRN. My nurse wife finally explained it to me; PRN is medical jargon for "when necessary"

Kat... Loved your "God was my copilot. I'll have to see if I can find that one...

cheers all....

ddw


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: McMusic
Date: 06 May 99 - 02:17 AM

Speaking of Tricky Dick. I remember another bumper sticker: "BEHIND EVERY WATERGATE IS A MILHOUS". Loved it then, love it now.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 06 May 99 - 03:27 AM

Allan's post reminds me of a t-shirt slogan that's popular over here: "It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine". Shame I don't have the build for it!

Steve


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Alan of Australia
Date: 06 May 99 - 05:59 AM

Epoxy can be cured.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Banjer
Date: 06 May 99 - 06:30 AM

My kid beat up your honor student...

Here in the south there a whole slew of bumper stickers dealing with folks from other parts of the country, I will list some of them if ya'll promise NOT to take offense. I am not posting them to insult or demean any group of folks, simply to serve as an example.

Save the South, teach a Yankee to drive!

We don't care how you did it up north

When I retire, I'm gonna move to Ohio and drive slow in the fast lane

Welcome to Florida, now go home! (That one was popular during the time that the State of Oregon was encouraging folks to visit, but not to move there)

Keep Florida green, bring money!

I never hated my state enough to move away from it


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 May 99 - 08:23 AM

dwditty: go to the link I put in and you can buy the god copilot one, as far as I know, at Northen Sun Merchandising.

They also have one that says:I dont't care if he's dead...I still want to impeach Nixon!

and: Subvert the dominant paradigm

Respect Life...Don't murder doctors

Mall*Wart...Your source for cheap plastic crap

Go is too big to fit in one religion

Get a pastlife, too

I'm so homophobic I can't even touch myself

There they go...I must hurry after them for I am their leader

For Sandy and 'Spaw: FIGHT PRIME TIME - READ A BOOK

It's time for another magical mystery tour

Condoms are easier to change than diapers

Politicians and diapers need to be changed....often for the same reason

Will be President for Sex

We're revolting!

Come the rapture...can I have your car?

This one you have to visualize with a picture fram around it: Eve was framed

Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you from your car (sorry if this is a repeat!)

HELL...it's not the heat...it's the humidity

Ageism will catch up to you

Treehugging Dirt Worshipper

Where are we going...and why am I in this handbasket?

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN BUMPERSTICKERS!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tony Burns
Date: 06 May 99 - 08:32 AM

We don't inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Big Mick
Date: 06 May 99 - 08:44 AM

Don't Californicate Oregon.

Mick


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Alan of Australia
Date: 06 May 99 - 08:57 AM

On the back of a panel van (or whatever you call them):

She offered her honour
He honoured her offer
And all the night long it was honour and offer


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MudGuard
Date: 06 May 99 - 09:19 AM

Shouldn't the "offer" be written with a capital o, i.e. "Offer"? What do you think, Joe?
Andreas


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 06 May 99 - 12:56 PM

My current favorites:

REAL FOLKSINGERS HAVE DAY JOBS

DEFY AUTHORITY....whenever it's permitted


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 06 May 99 - 01:35 PM

My buddy had this on the back of his Subaru Brat:

Warning, I speed up to run over animals.

Another fave

Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed off.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 May 99 - 04:02 PM

Or, God is coming and is She pissed!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: John OSh
Date: 06 May 99 - 04:56 PM

My personal favorite is:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies!

Osh


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 06 May 99 - 05:07 PM

Seen on the back of a big winnabago-

We are out spending our children's inheritance.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 06 May 99 - 05:15 PM

I love it Kat


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Banjer
Date: 06 May 99 - 05:53 PM

Avenge yourself, live long enough to be a problem for your kids


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: bill\sables
Date: 06 May 99 - 07:05 PM

While in PA last October I saw one that read ;;; Washigton could never tell a lie. Nixon could never tell the trurh. and Clinton could never tell the differance. Cheers Bill


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 06 May 99 - 07:09 PM

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

My dad had a sticker that read:
I break for tailgaters.

A Boston radio station used to make one that said"
E=MC2+or- 1dlb

I didn't get it but thought it was hysterical. They also had one that said:

Eschew obfuscation!

Allison


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 May 99 - 07:26 PM

Allison: maybe it meant plus or minus one decibel?


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor
Date: 06 May 99 - 08:02 PM

On the back of an 18-wheeler: My other car is Jimmy Hoffa


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: leprechaun
Date: 07 May 99 - 04:29 AM

Earth First! We'll log the rest of the planets later.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Alan of Australia
Date: 07 May 99 - 09:31 AM

G'day,
My parents often use the acronym SKIN:

Spend the Kid's Inheritance Now.

Cheers,
Alan

P.S. No my post above is offer. I didn't want to drag Joe into it!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Margo
Date: 07 May 99 - 10:44 AM

I like the one that says "Happiness is an inside job"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tony Burns
Date: 07 May 99 - 01:30 PM

If I'd known grandchildren were so much fun I would have had them first.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Dani
Date: 08 May 99 - 12:30 PM

Oh, leprechaun, that's good.

It's a good day when people on opposite sides of the fence can laugh OVER it.

Two recent (albeit offensive) chuckles:

"I wonder if you'd drive better with that cellphone up your butt?"

and

"Keep honking...I'm reloading"

I'll admit that last one lost some appeal recently.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Greg Baker
Date: 08 May 99 - 02:14 PM

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Conrad Bladey sticker@toad.net
Date: 08 May 99 - 04:22 PM

Wow! Some good stickers! You all should stop in and see my art car- Headhunter Heaven and stickercar too! http://www.toad.net/~sticker/sticker.html

And If you have any good stickers for the car I can always use them as they do wear out and parade and exhibit season is on its way again. send them to me at:

Conrad Bladey PO 268 Linthicum Md. 21090 U.s.A.

Thanks in advance and keep reading those stickers. I always let folks play on my cars during artscape in baltimore- stop in and see us!

Conrad


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Reta
Date: 09 May 99 - 12:56 PM

"God said it, I believe it, and that settles it!"

"Love is a four letter word"

Blessings


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.
Date: 10 May 99 - 12:43 PM

On a white van in London. (White vans are the bane of others, no eye contact, and the drivers barge through traffic in an inconsiderate way.) (And actually, it wasn't white, due to dirt. In which this was written, because it wasn't a bumper sticker.) "If driven well, please report as stolen."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: WyoWoman
Date: 10 May 99 - 12:59 PM

* Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

* Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later

kc


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 May 99 - 01:13 PM

Penny S., why white vans? A particular company? We've an old white van and suffer no ostracism here in the US that I know of, well, unless you count all those drivers who won't look at me, and....the ones who gesticulate and...Mmmmm, I'll get back to you!**Big Grin**

katlaughing


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: manylodges
Date: 10 May 99 - 10:17 PM

The other day I saw one on a Big Foot pick up truck. "If your missing your cat, look under my tires."

to Mc Music In 1972 I saw a sticker that read " why switch dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for tricky dicky in 72."

I do alot of Buckskining and a favorite is " no I'm not a hippy, I'm a well dressed mountain man."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 11 May 99 - 12:45 AM

In the early eighties, a Chicano activist named Kiko Martinez was jailed in Denver for sending letter bombs to his political opponents. Getting Kiko out of jail became a popular cause, and it gave rise to my favorite graphitti of all time. On a brick wall by a busy street in the Hispanic part of town, some ardent supporter spray-painted in two foot high letters "FREE KIKO". This remained for several weeks until I became quite used to seeing it. Then one morning I passed by and was cracked up laughing- it had been changed by some jokester to read "FREE KIKO with purchase of one Kiko"

LEJ


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor
Date: 11 May 99 - 12:55 AM

An old one I hadn't tho't of in a while: I have PMS and a gun.

And from years ago: Nuke a Whale for Jesus.

I saw one recently that said: I haven't had sex in so long I've forgotten who gets tied up.

And that was the mildest on a whole bumperful of some pretty kinky stuff.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.
Date: 11 May 99 - 04:36 AM

White vans are generic, often with no company name, maybe hired. I was trying to think of a model that would give the picture, but have no idea what the American equivalent is. They have closed backs - not pick-up trucks. Many may be used by market traders. Someone in the London press gave them a bad press, and they became an object of scorn. They are driven by White Van Man, who has a particularly aggressive style of driving. I don't know how justified the reputation is, but it was necessary to understand the message.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: WyoWoman
Date: 11 May 99 - 10:35 AM

Re. DDW in Windsor... here's another,

"It only seems kinky the first time..."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 May 99 - 01:56 PM

Oh, Penny S., I love it! Now, when Rog takes the white 1978 Chevy van for a spin, I shall call him the White Van Man! And, behind it he pulls the Pumpkin Shell (very small travel trailer/caravan)in which he joked about putting me, like Peter, the pumpkin eater, when I was complaining about losing weight and yummy pizzas. (The theory was me, my computer and phone line in the trailer, through whose windows, NO pizza could pass!) Thankfully I've solved the problem in less drastic ways!

White Van Man,
White Van Man,>br> Drives his van, whenever he can

White Van Man,
White Van Man,
Bring me a pizza, quick as you can!

Arrrggghhhh, okay I'll spare us anymore!

katlaughing


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tom May
Date: 11 May 99 - 02:48 PM

I recently saw a quote which would make a good sticker if anyone can get them made: "Erotic uses a feather - Perverted uses the whole chicken" I couldn't see who they were quoting (I think it was Terry Pratchett).

Regards

Tom May


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: JOField
Date: 11 May 99 - 04:10 PM

The white van talk reminded me of a clever joke I saw here in Paris. Written in the dirt of a dirty white van:

"Existe aussi en blanc." (Also available in white.)

A little more sophisticated than "Wash Me", ne-c'est pas?

James.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Zorro
Date: 11 May 99 - 09:41 PM

My all time favorite: "Honk if you are Jesus"

A priest from Belfast shared this bit of graffiti from a men's rest room in Belfast: "Be alert, Ulster needs more lerts." Beneath that was written: "No. Be aloof. We have enough bloody lerts."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: John Hindsill
Date: 11 May 99 - 10:19 PM

People who start sentences with 'I don't think...' are right.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: McMusic
Date: 11 May 99 - 11:13 PM

Manylodges, That's a great one! And judging fromthe election results, a huge portion of the American electorate was satisfied n' tickeled, too in '72. I thought I heard the lighting of many cigarettes the day after that election!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.
Date: 12 May 99 - 12:29 PM

If we're going on to walls, there was some graffiti on the wall of a school in South London -"MANKIND SHALL BECOME EXCINST"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 12 May 99 - 12:58 PM

Funny Bumper Sticker related, I think. ( Does "I think" at the end of a sentence mean I do)

Recently, in my area (NY,NJ)a rash of W.O.W. has been seen on all kinds of vehicles, mostly white vans ;-). Being the curiosity seeker that I am, I had to know what this meant.

After asking several people, I finally found the answer and it's kind of scarry. Evidently, a local radio station has declared Wednesday as "Whip 'em Out Wednesday". If a woman sees a truck with these initials on it, W.O.W., they are suppose to bare their breasts to the driver. Hense, "Whip'em Out Wednesday". Now, I don't know if we've finally become free thinkers who can except this type of silliness and shake our heads or ......

I vote for the silliness and hope.

Signed: NO W.O.W. for me. Too shy.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MARION IN MANCHESTER
Date: 19 May 99 - 06:00 AM


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MARION (MANCHESTER, ENGLAND)
Date: 19 May 99 - 06:09 AM

HI CHAPS AND CHAPESSES A FEW THAT HAVE STOOD OUT IN MY MEMORY ROUND MANCHESTERS STREETS WERE. I THINK, THEREFORE I AM.....SINGLE!

TACT..THE ABILITY TO MAKE A POINT WITHOUT MAKING AN ENEMY

A WOMAN WOULD RATHER HAVE PART OF AN INTERESTING MAN THAN ALL OF A DULL ONE.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 19 May 99 - 08:26 AM

Here's a couple for the ladies: "Today was a total waste of makeup." "A woman's favorite position: CEO."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Roger the zimmer
Date: 19 May 99 - 09:31 AM

"My other car is a white van"

...but rivalling White Van Man [aka White Panel Truck in the US?] for bad & dangerous driving is "baby on board" . They seem to be saying: " can cut you up & if we collide and kill my child it will be YOUR fault"!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 May 99 - 11:43 AM

My other car is a broom (and I don't mean as in domestic engineer!)

Broom parking only


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Allan C.
Date: 19 May 99 - 01:41 PM

I just saw one about an hour ago: Adamant Agnostic - I don't know the answer and neither do you!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac
Date: 19 May 99 - 01:45 PM

Seen in Ill. 'I eat road kill' On the back of an old (slow) truck that I once owned. 'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.' Heh heh, got them every time. Seen in California 'My other car is a piece of shit too.'


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From:
Date: 19 May 99 - 02:19 PM

"God, Please save me from your followers"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Terry
Date: 19 May 99 - 02:49 PM

Don't complain about farmers with your mouth full


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Terry
Date: 19 May 99 - 02:58 PM

annap: Thanks for the explanation of W.O.W. I commute 40 miles to work from Delaware to New Jersey along I-295 and recently began to notice the W.O.W. on trucks. Yesterday, a truck driver rode beside me for about 15 miles, repeatedly honking his horn and gesturing in a rather crude way. Could be he was waiting for me to W.O.W. If so, he was S.O.L.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: casey
Date: 19 May 99 - 11:36 PM

If we're not supposed to eat animals--why are they made of meat?


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 May 99 - 01:13 AM

Eeewwwww! So the same could be said for people, huh? I bet some bear in Yellowstone would love that, here they are running around the forest, with a bumper sticker on their rear that says, "If I'm not supposed to eat humans, why are they made of meat?"

"Plants and animals dissapper to make room for your fat ass"

Witches parking. All others will be toad.

They are NOT HOT FLASHES...They are

POWER SURGES!

Meat is DEAD.

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people

Better a bleeding heart than none at all

If guns are outlawed only outlaws will shoot their kids accidentally

And your littl dog, too!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: WyoWoman
Date: 20 May 99 - 01:22 AM

Do we get a counter-movement to W.O.W.? Whip IT out Wednesday? What a bizarre custom. But if we're going to be flashing body parts, I think it's only fair for the men to have equal time ... kc


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 20 May 99 - 09:00 AM

KC,

I DONT THINK SO. Well not me anyway.

Bert.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Cara
Date: 20 May 99 - 11:39 AM

on a tshirt: 40 yrs, 1 owner. Need parts, make offer.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 May 99 - 01:33 PM

I LIKE IT, KC, EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 20 May 99 - 01:35 PM

Et Tu Kat


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 20 May 99 - 01:52 PM

Kat, where can I get this bumper sticker. It's MINE!!

They are NOT HOT FLASHES...They are POWER SURGES! (am i showing my age?)

KC, Great idea! Why can't WOW stand for men as well!!

Annap


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Den
Date: 20 May 99 - 02:09 PM

My all time favourite, dyslexics of Ireland untie! and a fool and his money are soon partying.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 May 99 - 02:32 PM

Annap, somewhere I had put in a link to the catalogue company I get most of these from, but here it is, again. Glad you like it and ageism is a social disease. Don't worry about it!

Northern Sun

kat


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 20 May 99 - 04:07 PM

I suppose you gals need one that says "WOW? - You first!"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac
Date: 20 May 99 - 04:10 PM

I did see a great one: "Save the Whales", on a Honda car. (BTW the Japaness are like the #1 nation for taking whales.)


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 20 May 99 - 05:15 PM

Great! Now I have a social disease. ;-) PS- Thanks for the link.

Bert, As for WOW? - You first! Too many men would. Then what??

Love, Anna


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.
Date: 20 May 99 - 05:20 PM

Not bumper stickers, but T-shirts. I had one labelled "Romney Marsh Mountain Rescue", and know of "Goodwin Sands Potholing Club" but haven't been able to get one. Nor "Gobi Desert Canoe Club"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 May 99 - 06:14 PM

Annap, not you, those who judge by age!:-)


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jun 99 - 07:12 PM

Signal broken....watch for finger

I'm not bothered by INSANITY....I enjoy every minute of it!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Rose
Date: 05 Jun 99 - 08:57 PM

Mick: Re:Californicating Oregon...it's too late!

My contribution: License plate on a Honda Civic, years ago in the Bay area: FENRY


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Rose
Date: 05 Jun 99 - 09:02 PM

oops, forgot one.

Hang Up and Drive!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bud
Date: 05 Jun 99 - 11:06 PM

On the back up an aged pick-up truck in Florida:

0 TO 60 IN FIFTEEN minutes

On the back of a Lincoln near the Universstiy of Chicago:

Reunite Gondwanaland

(The last is for our friends in OZ)


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: manylodges (inactive)
Date: 06 Jun 99 - 10:37 PM

seen on campus at Illinois State U. ..Rugby players eat their dead.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor
Date: 06 Jun 99 - 10:47 PM

Just found another that tickled my fancy:

Reality is for the less fortunate.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bud
Date: 01 Jul 99 - 11:22 PM

Seen recently.

PRO-CHOICE:

I eat red meat I smoke tobacco I wear fur


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Don Meixner
Date: 02 Jul 99 - 12:02 AM

My wife likes "Men are Idiots, I married their King" I like my wife but I'm confused bt her humor.

Don


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: marion
Date: 02 Jul 99 - 02:08 PM

this is from an Arrogant Worms CD liner, but it should have been a bumper sticker:

"Guns don't kill people. Oh wait... yes, they do."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Pete (inactive)
Date: 02 Jul 99 - 08:21 PM

......

You can take a horse to water - But a pencil must be lead

PS


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: TRM
Date: 05 Jul 99 - 11:27 PM

I use this one on my students all the time. Usually takes a few seconds to register ...

"It's pronounced 'RAP.' The 'C' is silent."

pause, pause, "Hey!!"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor
Date: 06 Jul 99 - 12:28 AM

Saw a good one in NC last week:

CHATHAM, MASS. -- A quaint little drinking village with a fishing problem.

Sounds like my kinda place -- except for the fishing part....

ddw


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Jack (who is called Jack)
Date: 06 Jul 99 - 12:43 PM

I've always been partial to

I BRAKE FOR NO REASON.

Friends don't let friends vote republican.

I'm OK. You're so-so.

Die Yuppie scum.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Jul 99 - 06:49 PM

jack, those are great! I just saw this on a Tshirt:

Mean people suck...nice people blow.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Carlzen
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 03:33 AM

My favorite was when someone had taken one of the bumper stickers which read "PERFORM RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS AND SENSELESS OF BEAUTY" (I'm not sure of the exact wording, but they seemed to be all over the place),

Anyway, they made one simple diagonal cut on the placard and it read: "PERFORM RANDOM SENSELESS ACTS"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Cockney Jenny
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 06:50 AM

BABY ON BOARD - MOTHER-IN-LAW IN BOOT

('trunk' to our American friends!)


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 09:18 AM

I'm gonna make one that says....

READ MY LIPS - SILVERADO, WANNA TRY FOR 3 OUT OF 3?


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 11:20 AM

I EAT ROAD KILL!

I MAY BE SLOW, BUT I AHEAD OF YOU!

-Fadac


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Reslems@aol.com
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 11:48 AM

If both men and women w.o.w.'d, the men would probably end up in jail. Res


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 12:46 PM

One that gets me every time. "Save the Whales" on a Honda.

FYI Japan is one of the last of the big whaling contries left. They take about 350 whales each year...for research...marketing resarch...sushi research...how many ways can you sell it research.

I have pictures of a Japaniese catch boat in Punta Arainas, Chili.

Anyway that bumpersticer on that car, to me, says. "I'm a compleate fool, and I want to tell the world."

-Fadac


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 01:01 PM

Speaking if WOW, I saw a great one yesterday on the NJ Turnpike when I was heading home. On the back of a station wagon was MOM. Someone has a great sense of humor.

annap


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Jack (who is called jack)
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 01:13 PM

This is a little on the blue side but I also saw one, around the time Dead poets society was in vogue, that read.

CARPE SCROTUM


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Art Thieme
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 08:25 PM

SO MANY CATS---SO FEW RECIPES

CATS---THE OTHER WHITE MEAT


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 09:31 PM

strangest license plate I ever saw, right near the Watergate hotel...on a VW bus..."DIOXIN".....that's it...don't know whether they were agin' it, or owned it...or..*shrug*


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jul 99 - 08:58 AM

WOW?? I know I shouold know what it stands for, but have forgotten.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 08 Jul 99 - 09:57 AM

Hi Kat,

Whip 'em Out Wednesday. Remember..if on Wednesday you see a truck or car with "WOW" women are suppose to drive up to the driver and bare their breasts. It was a radio station promotion in NY and NJ. I think I mentioned it earlier in this thread.

Don't judge all NY/NJ people by this one stupid game. I don't know though. It sure has caught on around here.

I thought "MOM" was pretty cute.

Love, annap


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jul 99 - 11:20 AM

Thanks! Annap. I knew I'd read somewhere on here, before. I love the idea of both! And would never judge all by a few.

kat


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 13 Jul 99 - 01:37 PM

Saw one this morning that should appeal to Mudcatters.

LUV ART

Bert.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 Jul 99 - 09:20 PM

"Divers do it deeper!"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: LEJ
Date: 21 Jul 99 - 11:58 AM

"Your body is a temple- Mine is an amusement park"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: jon a
Date: 21 Jul 99 - 09:23 PM

My all time favourite is "It is difficult to explain to white mice that black cats are lucky!". another old one "Preserve wildlife-pickle a squirrel". also "Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil---For I am the meanest S.O.B. that ever walked in the valley."

"Sado-masochism means never having to say you are sorry1"

"Traffic wardens are nice people---p.s. back in 5 minutes!"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ferret
Date: 21 Jul 99 - 10:15 PM

My all time best bumper sticker is

'Guy Forks were are you when we need you'

&

'Guy Forks the last man to enter parliament with honest intent'

All the best

Ferret


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Paul Jay
Date: 21 Jul 99 - 10:45 PM

My lovely wife got me a Tee shirt and a sweat shirt that says "I Fish Therefore I Am"

Paul


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Pelrad
Date: 21 Jul 99 - 11:35 PM

"Honk if you're sentient" "My reality check bounced"

And on a t-shirt: "Archaeologists will date any old thing."


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