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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Terry
Date: 19 May 99 - 02:49 PM

Don't complain about farmers with your mouth full


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Date: 19 May 99 - 02:19 PM

"God, Please save me from your followers"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac
Date: 19 May 99 - 01:45 PM

Seen in Ill. 'I eat road kill' On the back of an old (slow) truck that I once owned. 'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.' Heh heh, got them every time. Seen in California 'My other car is a piece of shit too.'


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Allan C.
Date: 19 May 99 - 01:41 PM

I just saw one about an hour ago: Adamant Agnostic - I don't know the answer and neither do you!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 May 99 - 11:43 AM

My other car is a broom (and I don't mean as in domestic engineer!)

Broom parking only


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Roger the zimmer
Date: 19 May 99 - 09:31 AM

"My other car is a white van"

...but rivalling White Van Man [aka White Panel Truck in the US?] for bad & dangerous driving is "baby on board" . They seem to be saying: " can cut you up & if we collide and kill my child it will be YOUR fault"!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 19 May 99 - 08:26 AM

Here's a couple for the ladies: "Today was a total waste of makeup." "A woman's favorite position: CEO."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MARION (MANCHESTER, ENGLAND)
Date: 19 May 99 - 06:09 AM

HI CHAPS AND CHAPESSES A FEW THAT HAVE STOOD OUT IN MY MEMORY ROUND MANCHESTERS STREETS WERE. I THINK, THEREFORE I AM.....SINGLE!

TACT..THE ABILITY TO MAKE A POINT WITHOUT MAKING AN ENEMY

A WOMAN WOULD RATHER HAVE PART OF AN INTERESTING MAN THAN ALL OF A DULL ONE.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MARION IN MANCHESTER
Date: 19 May 99 - 06:00 AM


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 12 May 99 - 12:58 PM

Funny Bumper Sticker related, I think. ( Does "I think" at the end of a sentence mean I do)

Recently, in my area (NY,NJ)a rash of W.O.W. has been seen on all kinds of vehicles, mostly white vans ;-). Being the curiosity seeker that I am, I had to know what this meant.

After asking several people, I finally found the answer and it's kind of scarry. Evidently, a local radio station has declared Wednesday as "Whip 'em Out Wednesday". If a woman sees a truck with these initials on it, W.O.W., they are suppose to bare their breasts to the driver. Hense, "Whip'em Out Wednesday". Now, I don't know if we've finally become free thinkers who can except this type of silliness and shake our heads or ......

I vote for the silliness and hope.

Signed: NO W.O.W. for me. Too shy.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.
Date: 12 May 99 - 12:29 PM

If we're going on to walls, there was some graffiti on the wall of a school in South London -"MANKIND SHALL BECOME EXCINST"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: McMusic
Date: 11 May 99 - 11:13 PM

Manylodges, That's a great one! And judging fromthe election results, a huge portion of the American electorate was satisfied n' tickeled, too in '72. I thought I heard the lighting of many cigarettes the day after that election!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: John Hindsill
Date: 11 May 99 - 10:19 PM

People who start sentences with 'I don't think...' are right.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Zorro
Date: 11 May 99 - 09:41 PM

My all time favorite: "Honk if you are Jesus"

A priest from Belfast shared this bit of graffiti from a men's rest room in Belfast: "Be alert, Ulster needs more lerts." Beneath that was written: "No. Be aloof. We have enough bloody lerts."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: JOField
Date: 11 May 99 - 04:10 PM

The white van talk reminded me of a clever joke I saw here in Paris. Written in the dirt of a dirty white van:

"Existe aussi en blanc." (Also available in white.)

A little more sophisticated than "Wash Me", ne-c'est pas?

James.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tom May
Date: 11 May 99 - 02:48 PM

I recently saw a quote which would make a good sticker if anyone can get them made: "Erotic uses a feather - Perverted uses the whole chicken" I couldn't see who they were quoting (I think it was Terry Pratchett).

Regards

Tom May


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 May 99 - 01:56 PM

Oh, Penny S., I love it! Now, when Rog takes the white 1978 Chevy van for a spin, I shall call him the White Van Man! And, behind it he pulls the Pumpkin Shell (very small travel trailer/caravan)in which he joked about putting me, like Peter, the pumpkin eater, when I was complaining about losing weight and yummy pizzas. (The theory was me, my computer and phone line in the trailer, through whose windows, NO pizza could pass!) Thankfully I've solved the problem in less drastic ways!

White Van Man,
White Van Man,>br> Drives his van, whenever he can

White Van Man,
White Van Man,
Bring me a pizza, quick as you can!

Arrrggghhhh, okay I'll spare us anymore!

katlaughing


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: WyoWoman
Date: 11 May 99 - 10:35 AM

Re. DDW in Windsor... here's another,

"It only seems kinky the first time..."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.
Date: 11 May 99 - 04:36 AM

White vans are generic, often with no company name, maybe hired. I was trying to think of a model that would give the picture, but have no idea what the American equivalent is. They have closed backs - not pick-up trucks. Many may be used by market traders. Someone in the London press gave them a bad press, and they became an object of scorn. They are driven by White Van Man, who has a particularly aggressive style of driving. I don't know how justified the reputation is, but it was necessary to understand the message.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor
Date: 11 May 99 - 12:55 AM

An old one I hadn't tho't of in a while: I have PMS and a gun.

And from years ago: Nuke a Whale for Jesus.

I saw one recently that said: I haven't had sex in so long I've forgotten who gets tied up.

And that was the mildest on a whole bumperful of some pretty kinky stuff.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 11 May 99 - 12:45 AM

In the early eighties, a Chicano activist named Kiko Martinez was jailed in Denver for sending letter bombs to his political opponents. Getting Kiko out of jail became a popular cause, and it gave rise to my favorite graphitti of all time. On a brick wall by a busy street in the Hispanic part of town, some ardent supporter spray-painted in two foot high letters "FREE KIKO". This remained for several weeks until I became quite used to seeing it. Then one morning I passed by and was cracked up laughing- it had been changed by some jokester to read "FREE KIKO with purchase of one Kiko"

LEJ


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: manylodges
Date: 10 May 99 - 10:17 PM

The other day I saw one on a Big Foot pick up truck. "If your missing your cat, look under my tires."

to Mc Music In 1972 I saw a sticker that read " why switch dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for tricky dicky in 72."

I do alot of Buckskining and a favorite is " no I'm not a hippy, I'm a well dressed mountain man."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 May 99 - 01:13 PM

Penny S., why white vans? A particular company? We've an old white van and suffer no ostracism here in the US that I know of, well, unless you count all those drivers who won't look at me, and....the ones who gesticulate and...Mmmmm, I'll get back to you!**Big Grin**

katlaughing


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: WyoWoman
Date: 10 May 99 - 12:59 PM

* Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

* Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later

kc


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.
Date: 10 May 99 - 12:43 PM

On a white van in London. (White vans are the bane of others, no eye contact, and the drivers barge through traffic in an inconsiderate way.) (And actually, it wasn't white, due to dirt. In which this was written, because it wasn't a bumper sticker.) "If driven well, please report as stolen."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Reta
Date: 09 May 99 - 12:56 PM

"God said it, I believe it, and that settles it!"

"Love is a four letter word"

Blessings


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Conrad Bladey sticker@toad.net
Date: 08 May 99 - 04:22 PM

Wow! Some good stickers! You all should stop in and see my art car- Headhunter Heaven and stickercar too! http://www.toad.net/~sticker/sticker.html

And If you have any good stickers for the car I can always use them as they do wear out and parade and exhibit season is on its way again. send them to me at:

Conrad Bladey PO 268 Linthicum Md. 21090 U.s.A.

Thanks in advance and keep reading those stickers. I always let folks play on my cars during artscape in baltimore- stop in and see us!

Conrad


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Greg Baker
Date: 08 May 99 - 02:14 PM

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Dani
Date: 08 May 99 - 12:30 PM

Oh, leprechaun, that's good.

It's a good day when people on opposite sides of the fence can laugh OVER it.

Two recent (albeit offensive) chuckles:

"I wonder if you'd drive better with that cellphone up your butt?"

and

"Keep honking...I'm reloading"

I'll admit that last one lost some appeal recently.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tony Burns
Date: 07 May 99 - 01:30 PM

If I'd known grandchildren were so much fun I would have had them first.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Margo
Date: 07 May 99 - 10:44 AM

I like the one that says "Happiness is an inside job"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Alan of Australia
Date: 07 May 99 - 09:31 AM

G'day,
My parents often use the acronym SKIN:

Spend the Kid's Inheritance Now.

Cheers,
Alan

P.S. No my post above is offer. I didn't want to drag Joe into it!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: leprechaun
Date: 07 May 99 - 04:29 AM

Earth First! We'll log the rest of the planets later.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor
Date: 06 May 99 - 08:02 PM

On the back of an 18-wheeler: My other car is Jimmy Hoffa


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 May 99 - 07:26 PM

Allison: maybe it meant plus or minus one decibel?


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 06 May 99 - 07:09 PM

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

My dad had a sticker that read:
I break for tailgaters.

A Boston radio station used to make one that said"
E=MC2+or- 1dlb

I didn't get it but thought it was hysterical. They also had one that said:

Eschew obfuscation!

Allison


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: bill\sables
Date: 06 May 99 - 07:05 PM

While in PA last October I saw one that read ;;; Washigton could never tell a lie. Nixon could never tell the trurh. and Clinton could never tell the differance. Cheers Bill


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Banjer
Date: 06 May 99 - 05:53 PM

Avenge yourself, live long enough to be a problem for your kids


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 06 May 99 - 05:15 PM

I love it Kat


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 06 May 99 - 05:07 PM

Seen on the back of a big winnabago-

We are out spending our children's inheritance.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: John OSh
Date: 06 May 99 - 04:56 PM

My personal favorite is:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies!

Osh


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 May 99 - 04:02 PM

Or, God is coming and is She pissed!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 06 May 99 - 01:35 PM

My buddy had this on the back of his Subaru Brat:

Warning, I speed up to run over animals.

Another fave

Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed off.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 06 May 99 - 12:56 PM

My current favorites:

REAL FOLKSINGERS HAVE DAY JOBS

DEFY AUTHORITY....whenever it's permitted


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MudGuard
Date: 06 May 99 - 09:19 AM

Shouldn't the "offer" be written with a capital o, i.e. "Offer"? What do you think, Joe?
Andreas


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Alan of Australia
Date: 06 May 99 - 08:57 AM

On the back of a panel van (or whatever you call them):

She offered her honour
He honoured her offer
And all the night long it was honour and offer


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Big Mick
Date: 06 May 99 - 08:44 AM

Don't Californicate Oregon.

Mick


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tony Burns
Date: 06 May 99 - 08:32 AM

We don't inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 May 99 - 08:23 AM

dwditty: go to the link I put in and you can buy the god copilot one, as far as I know, at Northen Sun Merchandising.

They also have one that says:I dont't care if he's dead...I still want to impeach Nixon!

and: Subvert the dominant paradigm

Respect Life...Don't murder doctors

Mall*Wart...Your source for cheap plastic crap

Go is too big to fit in one religion

Get a pastlife, too

I'm so homophobic I can't even touch myself

There they go...I must hurry after them for I am their leader

For Sandy and 'Spaw: FIGHT PRIME TIME - READ A BOOK

It's time for another magical mystery tour

Condoms are easier to change than diapers

Politicians and diapers need to be changed....often for the same reason

Will be President for Sex

We're revolting!

Come the rapture...can I have your car?

This one you have to visualize with a picture fram around it: Eve was framed

Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you from your car (sorry if this is a repeat!)

HELL...it's not the heat...it's the humidity

Ageism will catch up to you

Treehugging Dirt Worshipper

Where are we going...and why am I in this handbasket?

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN BUMPERSTICKERS!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Banjer
Date: 06 May 99 - 06:30 AM

My kid beat up your honor student...

Here in the south there a whole slew of bumper stickers dealing with folks from other parts of the country, I will list some of them if ya'll promise NOT to take offense. I am not posting them to insult or demean any group of folks, simply to serve as an example.

Save the South, teach a Yankee to drive!

We don't care how you did it up north

When I retire, I'm gonna move to Ohio and drive slow in the fast lane

Welcome to Florida, now go home! (That one was popular during the time that the State of Oregon was encouraging folks to visit, but not to move there)

Keep Florida green, bring money!

I never hated my state enough to move away from it


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