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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Alan of Australia Date: 06 May 99 - 05:59 AM Epoxy can be cured. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Steve Parkes Date: 06 May 99 - 03:27 AM Allan's post reminds me of a t-shirt slogan that's popular over here: "It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine". Shame I don't have the build for it! Steve |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: McMusic Date: 06 May 99 - 02:17 AM Speaking of Tricky Dick. I remember another bumper sticker: "BEHIND EVERY WATERGATE IS A MILHOUS". Loved it then, love it now. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: ddw in windsor Date: 06 May 99 - 01:16 AM My kids gave me one that says "Born OK the first time." There used to be an old beater running around town with a bumper sticker that said: I used to be disgusted; now I'm just amused. And a car with a vanity plate that was BAD - PRN. My nurse wife finally explained it to me; PRN is medical jargon for "when necessary" Kat... Loved your "God was my copilot. I'll have to see if I can find that one... cheers all.... ddw |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Sandy Paton Date: 06 May 99 - 12:22 AM Someone in Hartford had a bumper sticker that read: "Sing a Traditional Song!" Pete Seeger observed that it ought to have read: "Sing a GOOD Song." Sandy |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: o'hanrahan Date: 05 May 99 - 11:48 PM In the seventies i bought "Impeach the Cox Sacker" referring to Tricky Dicky's firing of special prosecuter Archibald Cox. Wish i still had it. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: maw-in-law Date: 05 May 99 - 11:47 PM Life is a Cabernet |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Bill L Date: 05 May 99 - 11:14 PM On a pick-up truck in OK "For whom the bull toils" Earth Love it or Leave it Jesus Saves but Phil Espisito Knocks in the Rebound |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: campfire Date: 05 May 99 - 11:05 PM Of course there's Bad Cop/No Donut One of my favorites, although its not funny: If you can't trust me with a CHOICE How can you trust me with a CHILD? and Keep Your Laws Off My Body! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: John Hindsill Date: 05 May 99 - 11:04 PM CLINTON/GORE it's so funny I could cry |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Valentine (inactive) Date: 05 May 99 - 10:59 PM Once I saw "Beer -- it's not just for breakfast any more!" Valentine |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 05 May 99 - 10:50 PM Conserve energy: fart in a jar. That one has gotta stand alone. --seed |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 05 May 99 - 10:49 PM Conserve energy: fart in a jar. That one has gotta stand alone. --seed |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 05 May 99 - 10:29 PM Good ones, emily. I forgot the one I have on my car: Hate is never a fmaily value. Also, at various other times: My other car is a broom. (So many people thought it meant I was a "domestic engineer"!) Also, the religious right is neither The last time we mixed religion and politics...people got burned at the stake Sorry I missed church..I've been busy practising witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. I'm marching to a different accordion! Visualize using your tunr signals! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: emily rain Date: 05 May 99 - 09:17 PM i don't mind republicans, so long as they don't flaunt their lifestyle. and i've always wanted to see one that says Dea Ex Machina, as in "goddess in the machine" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Robin McG Date: 05 May 99 - 07:55 PM "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole!" "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Big Mick Date: 05 May 99 - 07:28 PM I will date myself, but I laughed out loud when I read one that said, "Will Rogers never met Howard Cosell". Mick |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Banjer Date: 05 May 99 - 06:22 PM DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH - Wife and kids have it all! The more I learn about wome, the more I like my truck Don't tailgate or I'll flick a bugger on your windshield |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: JOField Date: 05 May 99 - 02:53 PM If brains was shoes, you'd be barefoot up to your knees. -- Pogo |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Date: 05 May 99 - 02:42 PM "I WANT TO DIE PEACEFULLY IN MY SLEEP not kicking and screaming like my passengers" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Allan C. Date: 05 May 99 - 02:03 PM The best day I ever had was when she said, "I'm leaving!" If you don't like the music, get outa the plucking way! Adam was a rough draft I practice safe sex...and practice, and practice Some people pick their noses but I picked you Last night I felt the spirit move me It was probably something I drank And my favorite: It isn't a belly it's a resonator! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Bert Date: 05 May 99 - 01:17 PM Who said Goddesses have to be anorexic? and... Born again Pagan |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Tony Burns Date: 05 May 99 - 01:04 PM Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. Stolen from here. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Peter Fisher Date: 05 May 99 - 11:43 AM Seen on the back of a 1975 Buick driven by a little old man who resembled George Burns: "Don't tell me what kind of a day to have!" Others I like: "Doing my part to piss off the religious right." "Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Steve Latimer Date: 05 May 99 - 11:40 AM Not exactly a bumper sticker, but seen in a mens room stall years ago, God is Love, Love is Blind, Ray Charles is blind, Ray Charles is God I loved Visualize Whirled Peas and God was my co-pilot. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: folk1234 Date: 05 May 99 - 09:57 AM Two of my favorites from the early '80s are: "Nuke the whales and save the sand fleas", and "Women who seek equality are underachievers" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: katlaughing Date: 05 May 99 - 09:32 AM I speak fluent patriarchy, but it's not my mother tongue.
Eschew obfuscation! How many do you want? I've the catlaogue in front of me. :-) If you'd like to see more click here |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Ian Stephenson Date: 05 May 99 - 09:03 AM |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Ian Stephenson Date: 05 May 99 - 09:02 AM |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: JOField Date: 05 May 99 - 08:50 AM My Kharma Ran Over My Dogma They Can Send Me to College, But They Can't Make Me Think |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Ian Stephenson Date: 05 May 99 - 08:43 AM Oxymoron it is! Cheers for the fun guys + dolls. Keep up the good work! Ian |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Date: 05 May 99 - 07:52 AM My fav..is "if all men are idiots..then I've married the King!" Ritchie |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Steve Parkes Date: 05 May 99 - 07:49 AM I presume we are not counting things like "Young farmers do it in wellies"? My uncle claimed to have seen this on the wall of a public lavatory in the late fifties: Ileap with glee, I jump for joy - I was here before Kilroy! and underneath, in a different hand: Sorry to spoil your little joke, I was here, but my pencil broke Kilroy and under that (different hand again): While you are reading this you are piddling on your shoes Not actualy a bumper sticker, as such ... Steve |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: MudGuard Date: 05 May 99 - 07:30 AM I once saw one saying (written upside down): if you can read this, please put my car back on its wheels And another one, not upside down, but very small letters: Sorry I drive so close before you |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: dwditty Date: 05 May 99 - 07:13 AM Once saw a bumper sticker that said "Honk if I'm Polish" Of course it was on upsidedown. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: KingBrilliant Date: 05 May 99 - 07:06 AM Oxymoron innit? |
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Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers! From: Ian Stephenson Date: 05 May 99 - 05:42 AM Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'Me and a few mates were at moor & coast festival the other day, and we passed a van with a big sticker in the window. It had a picture of a cockerel, and -you guessed it- it said: "My cocks a winner!!" Also, we were walking down a street past a pub, and saw a great big sign saying: "Beaver fun party 12 o'clock"!! It was of course the young boy scouts division having a little party in the pub! Any other amusing stickers/posters? Cheers, Ian |
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