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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Alan of Australia
Date: 06 May 99 - 05:59 AM

Epoxy can be cured.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 06 May 99 - 03:27 AM

Allan's post reminds me of a t-shirt slogan that's popular over here: "It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine". Shame I don't have the build for it!

Steve


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: McMusic
Date: 06 May 99 - 02:17 AM

Speaking of Tricky Dick. I remember another bumper sticker: "BEHIND EVERY WATERGATE IS A MILHOUS". Loved it then, love it now.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor
Date: 06 May 99 - 01:16 AM

My kids gave me one that says "Born OK the first time."

There used to be an old beater running around town with a bumper sticker that said: I used to be disgusted; now I'm just amused.

And a car with a vanity plate that was BAD - PRN. My nurse wife finally explained it to me; PRN is medical jargon for "when necessary"

Kat... Loved your "God was my copilot. I'll have to see if I can find that one...

cheers all....

ddw


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Sandy Paton
Date: 06 May 99 - 12:22 AM

Someone in Hartford had a bumper sticker that read: "Sing a Traditional Song!" Pete Seeger observed that it ought to have read: "Sing a GOOD Song."

Sandy


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: o'hanrahan
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:48 PM

In the seventies i bought "Impeach the Cox Sacker" referring to Tricky Dicky's firing of special prosecuter Archibald Cox. Wish i still had it.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: maw-in-law
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:47 PM

Life is a Cabernet


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bill L
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:14 PM

On a pick-up truck in OK "For whom the bull toils"

Earth Love it or Leave it

Jesus Saves but Phil Espisito Knocks in the Rebound


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: campfire
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:05 PM

Of course there's

Bad Cop/No Donut

One of my favorites, although its not funny:

If you can't trust me with a CHOICE How can you trust me with a CHILD?

and

Keep Your Laws Off My Body!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: John Hindsill
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:04 PM

CLINTON/GORE it's so funny I could cry


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Valentine (inactive)
Date: 05 May 99 - 10:59 PM

Once I saw

"Beer -- it's not just for breakfast any more!"

Valentine


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 05 May 99 - 10:50 PM

Conserve energy: fart in a jar.

That one has gotta stand alone. --seed


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 05 May 99 - 10:49 PM

Conserve energy: fart in a jar.

That one has gotta stand alone. --seed


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 May 99 - 10:29 PM

Good ones, emily. I forgot the one I have on my car:

Hate is never a fmaily value.

Also, at various other times: My other car is a broom. (So many people thought it meant I was a "domestic engineer"!)

Also, the religious right is neither

The last time we mixed religion and politics...people got burned at the stake

Sorry I missed church..I've been busy practising witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

I'm marching to a different accordion!

Visualize using your tunr signals!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: emily rain
Date: 05 May 99 - 09:17 PM

i don't mind republicans, so long as they don't flaunt their lifestyle.

and i've always wanted to see one that says Dea Ex Machina, as in "goddess in the machine"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Robin McG
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:55 PM

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole!" "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Big Mick
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:28 PM

I will date myself, but I laughed out loud when I read one that said, "Will Rogers never met Howard Cosell".

Mick


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Banjer
Date: 05 May 99 - 06:22 PM

DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH - Wife and kids have it all!
The more I learn about wome, the more I like my truck
Don't tailgate or I'll flick a bugger on your windshield


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: JOField
Date: 05 May 99 - 02:53 PM

If brains was shoes, you'd be barefoot up to your knees.

-- Pogo


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From:
Date: 05 May 99 - 02:42 PM

"I WANT TO DIE PEACEFULLY IN MY SLEEP

not kicking and screaming like my passengers"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Allan C.
Date: 05 May 99 - 02:03 PM

The best day I ever had was when she said, "I'm leaving!"
If you don't like the music, get outa the plucking way!
Adam was a rough draft
I practice safe sex...and practice, and practice
Some people pick their noses but I picked you
Last night I felt the spirit move me It was probably something I drank
And my favorite: It isn't a belly it's a resonator!


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 05 May 99 - 01:17 PM

Who said Goddesses have to be anorexic?
and... Born again Pagan


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tony Burns
Date: 05 May 99 - 01:04 PM

Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.

Stolen from here.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Peter Fisher
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:43 AM

Seen on the back of a 1975 Buick driven by a little old man who resembled George Burns: "Don't tell me what kind of a day to have!"

Others I like:

"Doing my part to piss off the religious right."

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot."


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:40 AM

Not exactly a bumper sticker, but seen in a mens room stall years ago,

God is Love, Love is Blind, Ray Charles is blind, Ray Charles is God

I loved Visualize Whirled Peas and God was my co-pilot.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: folk1234
Date: 05 May 99 - 09:57 AM

Two of my favorites from the early '80s are: "Nuke the whales and save the sand fleas", and "Women who seek equality are underachievers"


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 May 99 - 09:32 AM

I speak fluent patriarchy, but it's not my mother tongue.

Eschew obfuscation!
Death to all fanatics.
The artless are in charge of funding the arts
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
This is from the early 70's: Fight Smog...Ride A Cowboy (somebody stole it off my car!)
Lord help me be the person my dog thinks I am.
Not all who wander are lost
Ginger Rogers sis everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards
God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
What a Tnagled WOrld Web We Weave
My goddess gave birth to your god
Isis, Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!
For Big Mick: The Labour Movement...the folks who brought you the weekend
Visualize whirled peas
Only you cna prevent narcissism

How many do you want? I've the catlaogue in front of me. :-) If you'd like to see more click here


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson
Date: 05 May 99 - 09:03 AM

Hello Again


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson
Date: 05 May 99 - 09:02 AM

Hello


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: JOField
Date: 05 May 99 - 08:50 AM

My Kharma Ran Over My Dogma

They Can Send Me to College, But They Can't Make Me Think


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson
Date: 05 May 99 - 08:43 AM

Oxymoron it is!

Cheers for the fun guys + dolls. Keep up the good work! Ian


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From:
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:52 AM

My fav..is "if all men are idiots..then I've married the King!"

Ritchie


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:49 AM

I presume we are not counting things like "Young farmers do it in wellies"?

My uncle claimed to have seen this on the wall of a public lavatory in the late fifties:

Ileap with glee, I jump for joy -
I was here before Kilroy!

and underneath, in a different hand:
Sorry to spoil your little joke,
I was here, but my pencil broke
Kilroy

and under that (different hand again): While you are reading this you are piddling on your shoes

Not actualy a bumper sticker, as such ...

Steve


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MudGuard
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:30 AM

I once saw one saying (written upside down):
if you can read this,
please put my car back on its wheels

And another one, not upside down, but very small letters:
Sorry I drive so close before you


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: dwditty
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:13 AM

Once saw a bumper sticker that said "Honk if I'm Polish" Of course it was on upsidedown.


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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:06 AM

Oxymoron innit?


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Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson
Date: 05 May 99 - 05:42 AM

Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'


Me and a few mates were at moor & coast festival the other day, and we passed a van with a big sticker in the window. It had a picture of a cockerel, and -you guessed it- it said: "My cocks a winner!!" Also, we were walking down a street past a pub, and saw a great big sign saying: "Beaver fun party 12 o'clock"!! It was of course the young boy scouts division having a little party in the pub! Any other amusing stickers/posters? Cheers, Ian


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