BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 07:36 PM

And that root won't live...

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 07:32 PM

That pig won't root. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 07:32 PM

You'll live it down eventually
G

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 07:27 PM

Well, sniff...

I guess that this might be my "send-off" to this thread so I'd jus' like to say, ahhhhh, sniff...

...ahhhhhh, yeah, we men can be right...

(Horrors, Bobertz!!! That is heresy!!!)

No, I have thought it over and, well, yeah, it is a possibility... Might of fact, I was right juts today...

(You were right, Bobertz???)

Yes, I must confess to being right... You see the P-Vine and I did make outta Shangrila (Pine Grove Holler) and went to Leesburg and I asked her where she wanted to go to lunch and she said "Guess" and I guessed that she'd like to go to "Red, White and Blues" and sho nuff, guess as it was, but that's where she wanted to go...

I know it was a lucky guess but, hey, I was right and she'd say I was right if she liked to play in Mudville...

Sniff... Oh, the shame....

B~

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: maeve
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 11:53 AM

I'd say you're likely to know soon enough!

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 11:04 AM

Sound proof cellar then ?

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 10:57 AM

Too right Amos - I don't mind being wrong, I just don't want to hear about it for the next decade. Luckily, Kendall is a gentleman about these things too.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 10:15 AM

I always say, "Sorry dear my mistake, you're wrong"
That just about covers all eventualities.
G

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 10:10 AM

I get plenty of opportunities to be right, and sometimes I take them.

But as a gentleman, I never, ever, rub it in or try to make the fairer half acknowledge my rightness. That would be really asking for trouble. As long as no-one's counting, I'm getting one helluva bargain...



A

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 08:27 AM

Well, first of all if there is a man out there that could be lucky enough to be right as often as the Capt'n, it have to be, ahhhh...

...the Capt'n...

But, shoot, it's warmin' up enough today fir me to get the tractor fired up and plow us the heck outta the cabin so I have tired my ownself with my childish exercise...

(Did Bobert admit that this has been a "childish exercise'???)

Hmmmmmm???

Well, ladies, here's yer big opportunity...

B;)

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: freda underhill
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 08:17 AM

but would the man actually admit that he was wrong????
this is a very hypothetical question.

freda

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 07:34 AM

Sounds like female logic to me.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Jan 08 - 07:29 AM

See! Peace is right!

Specifics - Well, there have been occasions when we are out in the car and I don't think he's going the right way but he's proved me wrong.

We were watching the turkeys in the back yard the other day and he counted five, I counted six - he was right.

There have been a few times when we were supposed to be going somewhere and he said no, because the weather looked threatening and he got it right.

Mostly he's right because we discuss rather than argue and generally come to a consensus about matters. He is definitely right to respect my opinion, but I am right to do the same for him, even if we disagree.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 10:51 PM

Guys, we have been bested. It's a wise man who knows when to bow out gracefully. I am officially off the thread.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Janie
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 10:08 PM

Bobertz, cain't help but notice that you didn't notice in my little story awhile back that I had 4 fellers tellin' me I was wrong, and I never once told 'em I was right.

I bet every one of them guys could tell you today what kind of little sports car that was.

As a womanz, though, I remember what was important:>)

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: maeve
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 09:50 PM

My father said to my mother, "I love you twice as much as yesterday, but only half as much as tomorrow." He was right.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 05:10 PM

They know when they is beat...

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 05:09 PM

What about the Mudwowenz and the Mudwonez Wes?
G

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Wesley S
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 05:07 PM

Ah - Guys - It looks like the "Mudwomenz" left this thread a long time ago.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 04:34 PM

Well, John... You know how the Mudwonez is and there was a chance that one of 'um was jus' waiting to pounch on "100" just to deprive us men of claiming one lousy point...

...other than Kendall who jacqui says has on occasion been "right"...

Yeah, right...

Specifics, jacqui... Okay, he was smart 'nuff to marry you... Other than that??? He just got lucky there...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 04:30 PM

The veterinarian did that to my dog too Amos.
G

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 04:27 PM

Skipy's Man-Flu Link is teddibly English, but the secret conspiracy of whinging males has spread across this continent as well. Both Rapaire and Little Hawk have been indoctrinated.


A

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 04:25 PM

You didn't seem too sure though Bobsworth, judging by all them question marks an' all.
G

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 04:20 PM

Well, gol danged... We got the "100" correct, didn't we, ladies???

Can't take that away from us, huh, guys???

Hooray for us... We are on the score board!!!

B~

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 04:17 PM

100???

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: skipy
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 04:14 PM

I once had to pick up the keys for the local scout hut so that we could use it for the festival, the "scout lady" had moved house during the year & left me a message on my phone to say:- As you know we have moved, drive to Hanney & we are the last road on the right, number 3. So I had to drive THROUGH Hanney to ensure that I had run out of right turns & then go back & take the first left!
A street name would have been good or 5th on the right!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: skipy
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 04:08 PM

This is what they fail to understand!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 03:14 PM

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
G

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Becca72
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 03:07 PM

of course men can be right....

even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and again...

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 03:00 PM

Get a bus boy Bonert

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 02:57 PM

Jacqui says "You're wrong Bobert melove"

I rest my case...

...again...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 02:53 PM

Can't get any righter than that.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 02:42 PM

The statement below is false.

The statement above is false.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 12:40 PM

And after a week I haven't seen any of the Mudwomenz come up and say, by golly, it is possible for a man to be right...

You're wrong Bobert melove.

There have been occasions when I've admitted the Kendall was right.

As I said earlier - it's best not to generalise - it will come back to bite you.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 11:09 AM

with a good healthy dose of dumb plain luck!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: maeve
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 10:49 AM

Peace, you're right

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 10:16 AM

I agree. Being right is 80% inspiration and the other half is just good thinking.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 10:12 AM

Fine, Brucie... When womenz do math we know we have 'um on the run...

Good job, boyz...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 10:10 AM

Look out! She's doin' math.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 09:50 AM

Of course men can be right...










But only when we let them!

Besides... right or wrong: there has to be a 50/50 chance doesn't there? Or maybe 30/70!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 09:50 AM

But then I have yet to find evidence that men DO think they're superior.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 09:49 AM

Cloneman spare that 8.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 09:46 AM

Well, Lizzy... I can't answer fir one dumbass man and I have never said that we men are the superior race 'cause that would sound sexist... All I have stated is that men "can be right", even if it's only in admi8tting they are wrong... And after a week I haven't seen any of the Mudwomenz come up and say, by golly, it is possible for a man to be right...

So, inspite of yer plug-phoblic man, I'm putting this one down in the Bobert "Victory Column", thank you...

Life is, indeed, good...

Plus it's snowin'...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 05:11 AM

Sorry Bobert, but I can only speak as I find, and so far in my 40something years, many of which have been spent with men, I have yet to find any evidence that they are the superior beings they think they are.

There was one I lived with who, if I bought an electrical appliance (toaster, kettle, that sort of thing) would ask who fitted the plug. If I replied that I had done it, he would immedately take a pair of scissors and cut it off 2 inches from the plug and rewire it with no comment. If I told him the "man in the shop" had done it, he left it as it was without inspecting it.

In the end, I fitted the plugs and just told him that the "man in the shop" had done it. Nothing I wired ever blew up, neither did I ever burn my ass on a gas fire as he did - but that's another story!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 08:48 PM

You are a trouble maker, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 08:46 PM

Well, well, well...

Here we are at the 78th or so post to this thread and other than jacqui kinda sayin' that Peace was right one time in his life the womenz have retreated to the safety of sniping and tellin' their usual stories about men... Haha...

I knew it would come down to this...

(Oh, bobertz... You are genious....)

Yes, I know... I love it, too...

So I declare victory!!!

Haha...

Sorry, ladies... I gave you your chance...

Happy Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 11:46 AM

Me too. She was a pain.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 11:17 AM

Too true Liz! I had a boss like that as well.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 11:15 AM

-:)

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 11:13 AM

I have a fridge magnet at work which causes the occasional raised eyebrow but was for a very long time, the truth...

Would you like to speak to the man in charge or the woman who knows what's going on?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 11:12 AM

So long the step doesn't lead him to put his foot in his mouth......

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 10:59 AM

"That's one small step for man . . . ."

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 10:56 AM

See - you're allowed to be right occasionally.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 10:54 AM

Then I was right to ask. Thank you, ma'am.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 10:39 AM

No. :0)

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 09:54 AM

"For instance" is not proof. Is it OK to say that?

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 08:43 AM

Don't start me on logic and its lack thereof...

If you had an old thin piece of wood, would you soak it in hot water for 45 minutes and agitate at speed in a metal drum?

That's what happened to my grandmothers' 50yr old wooden handled sewing bag when I mentioned that it was dirty and needed a wash...

It's the same with certain items that melt in hot water or are labelled 'not safe for dishwashers'.

Ho hum.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 08:23 AM

LOL Janie.

My ex quite often would ignore my logic - that's probably part of the reason he is now my ex.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Janie
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 11:28 PM

Back in the olden days, when this womanz was in the prime of sweet young thinghood, the beau bought a brand new little sports car. I forget what it was -an MG or triumph- something of that ilk. The first night he got it, we went cruising through the local drive-in restaurant parking lot and he collected an entourage to go to the car wash where all the local wags could admire it under the bright lights of one of the stalls. Car buffs all, amateur mechanics. I was the only female in the bunch, and my knowledge and interest in cars extended to wanting to know where the gas cap was, and no further.

When enough oohing, awing, and looking under the hood had been accomplished, and we were all set to head back to the drive-in, the shiny, new little car would not start.   Up went the hood again, and four heads poked, fiddled, cranked, opined, etc., etc.

Early on, I commented that I had heard a little metallic clank when we stopped the car on arrival. I was completely ignored. Several minutes later, I very tentatively opined that maybe some one should look under the car. that metal clank, you know. Again, I was ignored.

Increasingly bored with the whole affair, I eventually looked under the car myself, and found a shiny, round, concave metal somethingorother with a lip that looked to me like it might be designed to seal or cap a hole. It looked brand new. The car was brand new. It was under the engine of the car. The car wouldn't start. All the poking, jiggling, fiddling with sparkplug wires, etc., on the part of our 4 heros were having no effect.

"Uh, Guys? Any of you know lots more than me, but so far you haven't found anything amiss. I found this under the car. It is so shiny and new, seems like it must have come off the car.   Might it seal something to create a vacuum, or....you know....might it have something to do with the problem?"

They didn't completely ignore me this time in that the beau did take the piece from my hand, and agree it was shiny and new enough to have come off the car. The guys collectively spent three seconds looking at it before agreeing that what ever it was, it couldn't be the problem. Eventually, they put a tow strap on the new little car and towed it to the dealership to be looked at the next day, and beau got one of them to take me home.

At the dealership the next day, the mechanic quickly noted the metal cap needed for some hose or engine compartment to create a vacuum seal for the engine to start and run was missing.

"Oh," says the beau. "This one?" pulling the piece I had found the night before from the back seat.

"Yep" said the mechanic. Beau had the decency to look sheepish.

5 minutes later we were out of there.


I believe the word Jacqui used was logic?

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 05:43 PM

I bet she says, "Oh my god" when she sees you in the morning too, Bobert.
Take it from me, that doesn't mean she worships you :)
G

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: maeve
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 05:31 PM

Neither fish nor fowl nor good red herring!















Quite possibly in a pickle, however...but you're probably right!

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 04:59 PM

And what's that 'sposed to mean???

Why jus' the other day she was tellin' me that I was somethin' else...

See???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Becca72
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 04:42 PM

Yea, Bobert, I think the P-Vine probably pays daily...

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 04:23 PM

Plaster-saint scam?!?!?...

Humph!!!

BTW, does it pay???

B;)

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 04:03 PM

Oh, yeah, Bobert, you go, man--but don't think we can't see through yer li'l plaster-saint scam there, bro. If it were anything more serious than monopoly-money we would take you to task, but we're jes' lazy, I guess.


A

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 03:28 PM

Saint P-Vine???

Does have a nice ring to it... Does it pay and if so, how much and can you just sent the checks to me... I wouldn't want her to burdened with havin' to drive to town to cash 'um...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 01:31 PM

Uh, am I wrong to do that?

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 01:30 PM

Second that!

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Becca72
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 01:29 PM

I'd like to nominate the P-Vine for sainthood...

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Newport Boy
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 01:02 PM

I generally just accept that Anne is right - but that doesn't mean I'm wrong!

On the occasions when I am wrong, I am made to sign a chit to that effect, and they are posted on the kitchen noticeboard. I've just counted them - 6 since 2003.

Phil

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 12:47 PM

'cause none can just come out and say that the man was "right"

There have been occasions when I've admitted the Kendall was right. Mostly I use logic and he ends up seeing my point of view.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 09:47 AM

That's cause I'm so put downable Liz.
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 09:34 AM

No Giok, but I can put YOU down!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 08:48 AM

Let's just say they have long memories, John... And leave that grudge stuff alone 'er next thing ya' know we'll have a real food fignt on our hands...

Right now we kinda got 'um where we want 'um 'cause none can just come out and say that the man was "right"... It's a wirin' thing... I was lookin' a schematic drawing of a woman's thinkerator just the other night and it looked alot like e road map of Wes Ginny which might explain a few things... Or not???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 08:40 AM

They can't put a grudge down either g.
G

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 08:28 AM

Why is it that women can't put the seat down?

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 07:13 AM

Bobert, if you go sermonizing round here, you just make damn sure you clear it up yourself!

Reminds me of a TV ad on just before Christmas for a shaver; accompanying various pictures of mountains, the moon and such, the voice-over would intone: 'Conquored Everest, conquored the oceans, conquored space;' to which the only reply was 'still can't put the seat down'...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:00 PM

Well, sniff, Amos... Now you put it all flowery an' all, I reckon that gawd could jus' look the other way... He is purdy buzy with bigger situations, ain't He???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:52 PM

Bobertz, cool yore witz, they been overheating. You had yer radiator rodded out lately?

Ifn one being was gonna be 'sponsible fer ALL the evil in the *&^*&^)(_ universe, I am purdy sure his radar would be too high-tuned and wide-scanning to pick up PRO-hibited syllabification as an actionable target, now don't that jes' make sense? Hell, he'd be more innerested in warmongering, people blowing up novas, discriminating against black holes an' puttin' worm holes in the middle of a teacher's galaxy, doan yew think?


A

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:40 PM

You sermonizin' the car?

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:25 PM

No, I ain't, Amos.... Doctor tolt me that I was passed that an' to go ahead an shake hands with perfect strangers without no worry 'bout passin' it along...

And watch yer mouth... Gawd don't like no dammits... Gonna get you a one way ride to the the Hot Joint...

You want that??? Talk about global warmin', you ain't seen nuthin' yet as when you get the one way ride... Gawd right there waiting to punch yer ticket, help you on the bus... He'll even put yer bag unner the bus just like they do at the Greyhound...Next thing you know you'll be tryin to make a deal... Any deal... You'll be tellin' the Devil that you "thought his fiddle was the better of the two" when Johnny went up against the Devil in the fiddle contest...

So, that be my advice, ol' Buddy... I'd hate to see the taillioghts on the bus as they dragged yer butt off ot Hell... I'd be cryin' and carryin' on... I'd be a'prayin' fir yer soul... I'd be beggin' the Big Guy to have the bus break down just a few miles outta town...

I sho nuff would...

(Geeze, bobz, this is a womenz thread an here you is sermonizin??? And ain't even sermonizin' day??? Go drenk a beer and shut the folk up...)

Iz sorry, I went somewhere and now I am back...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:10 PM

Nothing wrong with Rustic. Nothing a measure of wimminz rights won't cure, leastways.

Bobert, gawdammit, yur infactious!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:49 PM

Don't rightly know why but this conversation reminds me of....


Hey farmer! You been livin' here all your life?
Not yet.

Hey farmer! Where does this road go?
Been livin' here all my life, it ain't gone nowhere yet.

Hey farmer! How do you get to Little Rock?
Listen stranger, you can't get there from here.

Hey farmer! Thought you said that mud-hole weren't very deep?
Only comes up to here on me ducks.

Hey farmer! When you gonna fix that leakin' roof?
Ah stranger, when it's a rainin' it's too wet to fix it and when it's dry it's just as good as any mans house.

Hey farmer! You're not too far from a fool are you?
Just a barbed-wire fence between us.

Hey farmer! You don't know very much do you?
No, but I ain't lost.

Arkansas Traveler (Mercury 1992) / Arkansas Traveler (Mighty Sound 2004) Michelle Shocked

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:46 PM

I'll drenk to that...

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:43 PM

Posted with NO comment.

(Thanks to the Mudcatter who sent this to me originally. He/she will remain anonimuse/anomymus/anonnimous--I ain't sayin' who it was.)

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:29 PM

The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is stroking.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: maeve
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:48 PM

He is right to think in an Icelandic manner. It's all that's left.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:40 PM

No Icelandic thinking, skarpi...

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: lady penelope
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:18 PM

Oy, oy , oy....

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: skarpi
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:17 PM

he is right to be wrong

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: maeve
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:08 PM

Giok, my dove- You're right, of course: you were mistaken in thinking I was wrong, and no need to be sorry. I forgive you.



maeve

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 04:49 PM

Sorry dear, my mistake you're wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: maeve
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 04:46 PM

Kendall always knows the right thing to say.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 04:02 PM

I was right I was wrong all along,
"""""""""""""      "    "      "
I was wrong all along and I knew I was wrong
I was right I was wrong all along.

exerpt from a David Dodson song

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 03:53 PM

Ha! Well, those directions sound okay to me, Amos. Yeah, I think I could handle that. Very organic. ;-)

I had a friend (male) who used to give directions sort of like that, only more drawn out and with way more specific technical details to look out for. He would provide so many of those details that your brain would just overload after awhile. I had to tell him, "Look, just tell me what street it's on, the street number, and what major intersection it is nearest to. I'll find it."

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 03:46 PM

Yeah, following "girly" directions can be mind-bending. VEry careful, and precise they are, but only if you know the code.

"Follow this road until it gets a little bit built-up and then turn left. Go along the windy road until you feel like you have gone too far and then go a little further, and there will be a sort of pinkish building and lots of flowers, mostly blue with some red ones here and there--really pretty... Turn right onto a road that you think is too small to be the right one, but keep going because it really is, and go a long way, and you'll see the place on the right next to the tall grass...a white house, that looks like it should be a little longer and maybe would be better beige...You can't miss it!"

I gotta tell ya, thank god for Google Maps.


A

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 02:42 PM

Does he hide out there often?

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 12:37 PM

Arrrhhhh, now I often find Paul in the middle of a forest sitting in a tree, but that's because he owns the forest!

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 12:02 PM

It could also be because he took directions from a woman of course, but I wouldn't dare say a thing like that out loud.
G

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:54 AM

LTS... In my experience, a man who is alone in the middle of a big deep forest where no-one can hear him is there because he failed to ask for or follow properly the directions.

In my experience, a man who is alone in the middle of a big deep forest where no-one can hear him is there because he wants to be there. My camp sits on a riverbank, nestled among tall pines and cedars, surrounded by wildlife, and the nearest payphone, including cell service, is six miles away. And, if I feel like it, that payphone was out of order when I tried to call. Can't argue with that.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:37 AM

Yeah, that too.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:35 AM

Or, the Iraquis have weapons of mass destruction?

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:33 AM

I hate those guys who are always "right". Just hate them. I would enjoy seeing a tree fall on them right after they say, "That tree is never going to fall."

Idiots.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:29 AM

Yada yada yada

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: The PA
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:27 AM

Easy. Makes no difference, men are always wrong, we're always right.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:59 AM

I ain't havin' a sex change to answer this question, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Mrrzy
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:52 AM

Who was it said I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken?

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:49 AM

It's my experience that the man firmly believes he's right even when he isn't, and no amount of reasoning from a woman will change his mind. It'll just put his back up and he'll say things like "Why do you always have to argue?" and "Oh, yeah, you're always right!"

Weeks or months later, they will come in and say "Did you know I was wrong about ___? So-and-so told me." So-andso is always another man, and the man you argued with will never remember that you told him he was wrong - just that you're always arguing: poor him.

There, that's my stereotyping contribution to this thread!

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:41 AM

Ha! Bobert, I am going to pretend to be a Mudwomanz, just so I can answer the question you pose...

"If a man were to admit that he was wrong, would that make the man right????"

Yes! The moment he admitted that he'd been wrong, he'd be right. And he'd be forgiven. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Les from Hull
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:10 AM

You're all wrong! But as I am a man, you'll have to decide if I'm right or not.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:00 AM

A duck's quack has no echo.
G

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:42 AM

Some people would argue with an echo.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:16 AM

Bobert my love - you shouldn't use generalisations in this way. Not all womenz are quite as didactic as you suggest.

I sometimes allow the Cap'n to be right - it gives him so much pleasure that it's worth the sacrifice.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:53 AM

Bobert's initial assumption, that all men are always wrong, is fallacious. Men are not always wrong. They're simply never right.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: polaitaly
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:21 AM

I suppose even some men can be right
some of the times....

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:20 AM

In my experience, a man who is alone in the middle of a big deep forest where no-one can hear him is there because he failed to ask for or follow properly the directions.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:54 AM

He would be right, but it wouldn't matter.
No change, then...

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:52 AM

If a man were alone in the middle of a big deep forest, where nobody else could hear him, and he expressed an opinion.
Would he still be wrong?

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: Bee
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 10:48 PM

Good advice.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 10:00 PM

Bobert, turn the computer off and go play guitar.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: GUEST,dianavan
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 09:20 PM

If a man said to me, "You're right, I'm wrong," I would consider it a passive aggressive comment intended to shut me up and end the conversation. Nobody would win. He would walk away; smugly thinking he was smart for ending a discussion he couldn't win and I would feel angry and resentful at being patronized.

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 09:18 PM

Not me...

Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: Janie
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 09:16 PM

Bobertz, we ain't implied nothin' of the sort. Men often know Jack from Jack. They just have trouble sometimes knowing Jill from Jill.

Subject: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 08:53 PM

Okay, Mudwomenz... '07 was a year in which you all repeatedly implied that we men didn't know jack from jack so here is yer brain teaser for '08:

If a man were to admit that he was wrong, would that make the man right????

Have at it ladies...

B~