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BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???

Bobert 13 Jan 08 - 08:53 PM
Janie 13 Jan 08 - 09:16 PM
Bobert 13 Jan 08 - 09:18 PM
GUEST,dianavan 13 Jan 08 - 09:20 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Jan 08 - 10:00 PM
Bee 13 Jan 08 - 10:48 PM
John MacKenzie 14 Jan 08 - 05:52 AM
George Papavgeris 14 Jan 08 - 06:54 AM
Liz the Squeak 14 Jan 08 - 07:20 AM
polaitaly 14 Jan 08 - 07:21 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Jan 08 - 07:53 AM
jacqui.c 14 Jan 08 - 08:16 AM
kendall 14 Jan 08 - 09:42 AM
John MacKenzie 14 Jan 08 - 10:00 AM
Les from Hull 14 Jan 08 - 10:10 AM
Little Hawk 14 Jan 08 - 10:41 AM
Bee 14 Jan 08 - 10:49 AM
Mrrzy 14 Jan 08 - 10:52 AM
Peace 14 Jan 08 - 10:59 AM
The PA 14 Jan 08 - 11:27 AM
John MacKenzie 14 Jan 08 - 11:29 AM
Little Hawk 14 Jan 08 - 11:33 AM
John MacKenzie 14 Jan 08 - 11:35 AM
Little Hawk 14 Jan 08 - 11:37 AM
gnu 14 Jan 08 - 11:54 AM
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Catherine Jayne 14 Jan 08 - 12:37 PM
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Subject: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 08:53 PM

Okay, Mudwomenz... '07 was a year in which you all repeatedly implied that we men didn't know jack from jack so here is yer brain teaser for '08:

If a man were to admit that he was wrong, would that make the man right????

Have at it ladies...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: Janie
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 09:16 PM

Bobertz, we ain't implied nothin' of the sort. Men often know Jack from Jack. They just have trouble sometimes knowing Jill from Jill.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 09:18 PM

Not me...


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: GUEST,dianavan
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 09:20 PM

If a man said to me, "You're right, I'm wrong," I would consider it a passive aggressive comment intended to shut me up and end the conversation. Nobody would win. He would walk away; smugly thinking he was smart for ending a discussion he couldn't win and I would feel angry and resentful at being patronized.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 10:00 PM

Bobert, turn the computer off and go play guitar.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: Bee
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 10:48 PM

Good advice.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwowenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:52 AM

If a man were alone in the middle of a big deep forest, where nobody else could hear him, and he expressed an opinion.
Would he still be wrong?


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:54 AM

He would be right, but it wouldn't matter.
No change, then...


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:20 AM

In my experience, a man who is alone in the middle of a big deep forest where no-one can hear him is there because he failed to ask for or follow properly the directions.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: polaitaly
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:21 AM

I suppose even some men can be right
some of the times....


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:53 AM

Bobert's initial assumption, that all men are always wrong, is fallacious. Men are not always wrong. They're simply never right.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:16 AM

Bobert my love - you shouldn't use generalisations in this way. Not all womenz are quite as didactic as you suggest.

I sometimes allow the Cap'n to be right - it gives him so much pleasure that it's worth the sacrifice.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:42 AM

Some people would argue with an echo.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:00 AM

A duck's quack has no echo.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Les from Hull
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:10 AM

You're all wrong! But as I am a man, you'll have to decide if I'm right or not.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:41 AM

Ha! Bobert, I am going to pretend to be a Mudwomanz, just so I can answer the question you pose...

"If a man were to admit that he was wrong, would that make the man right????"

Yes! The moment he admitted that he'd been wrong, he'd be right. And he'd be forgiven. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:49 AM

It's my experience that the man firmly believes he's right even when he isn't, and no amount of reasoning from a woman will change his mind. It'll just put his back up and he'll say things like "Why do you always have to argue?" and "Oh, yeah, you're always right!"

Weeks or months later, they will come in and say "Did you know I was wrong about ___? So-and-so told me." So-andso is always another man, and the man you argued with will never remember that you told him he was wrong - just that you're always arguing: poor him.

There, that's my stereotyping contribution to this thread!


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Mrrzy
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:52 AM

Who was it said I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken?


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:59 AM

I ain't havin' a sex change to answer this question, Bobert.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: The PA
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:27 AM

Easy. Makes no difference, men are always wrong, we're always right.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:29 AM

Yada yada yada


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:33 AM

I hate those guys who are always "right". Just hate them. I would enjoy seeing a tree fall on them right after they say, "That tree is never going to fall."

Idiots.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:35 AM

Or, the Iraquis have weapons of mass destruction?


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:37 AM

Yeah, that too.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:54 AM

LTS... In my experience, a man who is alone in the middle of a big deep forest where no-one can hear him is there because he failed to ask for or follow properly the directions.

In my experience, a man who is alone in the middle of a big deep forest where no-one can hear him is there because he wants to be there. My camp sits on a riverbank, nestled among tall pines and cedars, surrounded by wildlife, and the nearest payphone, including cell service, is six miles away. And, if I feel like it, that payphone was out of order when I tried to call. Can't argue with that.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 12:02 PM

It could also be because he took directions from a woman of course, but I wouldn't dare say a thing like that out loud.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 12:37 PM

Arrrhhhh, now I often find Paul in the middle of a forest sitting in a tree, but that's because he owns the forest!


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 02:42 PM

Does he hide out there often?


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 03:46 PM

Yeah, following "girly" directions can be mind-bending. VEry careful, and precise they are, but only if you know the code.

"Follow this road until it gets a little bit built-up and then turn left. Go along the windy road until you feel like you have gone too far and then go a little further, and there will be a sort of pinkish building and lots of flowers, mostly blue with some red ones here and there--really pretty... Turn right onto a road that you think is too small to be the right one, but keep going because it really is, and go a long way, and you'll see the place on the right next to the tall grass...a white house, that looks like it should be a little longer and maybe would be better beige...You can't miss it!"

I gotta tell ya, thank god for Google Maps.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 03:53 PM

Ha! Well, those directions sound okay to me, Amos. Yeah, I think I could handle that. Very organic. ;-)

I had a friend (male) who used to give directions sort of like that, only more drawn out and with way more specific technical details to look out for. He would provide so many of those details that your brain would just overload after awhile. I had to tell him, "Look, just tell me what street it's on, the street number, and what major intersection it is nearest to. I'll find it."


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 04:02 PM

I was right I was wrong all along,
"""""""""""""      "    "      "
I was wrong all along and I knew I was wrong
I was right I was wrong all along.

exerpt from a David Dodson song


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: maeve
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 04:46 PM

Kendall always knows the right thing to say.

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 04:49 PM

Sorry dear, my mistake you're wrong.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: maeve
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:08 PM

Giok, my dove- You're right, of course: you were mistaken in thinking I was wrong, and no need to be sorry. I forgive you.



maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: skarpi
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:17 PM

he is right to be wrong


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: lady penelope
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:18 PM

Oy, oy , oy....


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:40 PM

No Icelandic thinking, skarpi...


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: maeve
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:48 PM

He is right to think in an Icelandic manner. It's all that's left.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:29 PM

The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is stroking.


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:43 PM

Posted with NO comment.

(Thanks to the Mudcatter who sent this to me originally. He/she will remain anonimuse/anomymus/anonnimous--I ain't sayin' who it was.)


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:46 PM

I'll drenk to that...


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:49 PM

Don't rightly know why but this conversation reminds me of....


Hey farmer! You been livin' here all your life?
Not yet.

Hey farmer! Where does this road go?
Been livin' here all my life, it ain't gone nowhere yet.

Hey farmer! How do you get to Little Rock?
Listen stranger, you can't get there from here.

Hey farmer! Thought you said that mud-hole weren't very deep?
Only comes up to here on me ducks.

Hey farmer! When you gonna fix that leakin' roof?
Ah stranger, when it's a rainin' it's too wet to fix it and when it's dry it's just as good as any mans house.

Hey farmer! You're not too far from a fool are you?
Just a barbed-wire fence between us.

Hey farmer! You don't know very much do you?
No, but I ain't lost.

Arkansas Traveler (Mercury 1992) / Arkansas Traveler (Mighty Sound 2004) Michelle Shocked


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:10 PM

Nothing wrong with Rustic. Nothing a measure of wimminz rights won't cure, leastways.

Bobert, gawdammit, yur infactious!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:25 PM

No, I ain't, Amos.... Doctor tolt me that I was passed that an' to go ahead an shake hands with perfect strangers without no worry 'bout passin' it along...

And watch yer mouth... Gawd don't like no dammits... Gonna get you a one way ride to the the Hot Joint...

You want that??? Talk about global warmin', you ain't seen nuthin' yet as when you get the one way ride... Gawd right there waiting to punch yer ticket, help you on the bus... He'll even put yer bag unner the bus just like they do at the Greyhound...Next thing you know you'll be tryin to make a deal... Any deal... You'll be tellin' the Devil that you "thought his fiddle was the better of the two" when Johnny went up against the Devil in the fiddle contest...

So, that be my advice, ol' Buddy... I'd hate to see the taillioghts on the bus as they dragged yer butt off ot Hell... I'd be cryin' and carryin' on... I'd be a'prayin' fir yer soul... I'd be beggin' the Big Guy to have the bus break down just a few miles outta town...

I sho nuff would...

(Geeze, bobz, this is a womenz thread an here you is sermonizin??? And ain't even sermonizin' day??? Go drenk a beer and shut the folk up...)

Iz sorry, I went somewhere and now I am back...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:40 PM

You sermonizin' the car?


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:52 PM

Bobertz, cool yore witz, they been overheating. You had yer radiator rodded out lately?

Ifn one being was gonna be 'sponsible fer ALL the evil in the *&^*&^)(_ universe, I am purdy sure his radar would be too high-tuned and wide-scanning to pick up PRO-hibited syllabification as an actionable target, now don't that jes' make sense? Hell, he'd be more innerested in warmongering, people blowing up novas, discriminating against black holes an' puttin' worm holes in the middle of a teacher's galaxy, doan yew think?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:00 PM

Well, sniff, Amos... Now you put it all flowery an' all, I reckon that gawd could jus' look the other way... He is purdy buzy with bigger situations, ain't He???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 07:13 AM

Bobert, if you go sermonizing round here, you just make damn sure you clear it up yourself!

Reminds me of a TV ad on just before Christmas for a shaver; accompanying various pictures of mountains, the moon and such, the voice-over would intone: 'Conquored Everest, conquored the oceans, conquored space;' to which the only reply was 'still can't put the seat down'...

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 08:28 AM

Why is it that women can't put the seat down?


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Subject: RE: BS: '08 Question for Mudwomenz???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 08:40 AM

They can't put a grudge down either g.
G


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