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BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption

Alice 24 Jan 08 - 11:03 PM
Alice 24 Jan 08 - 11:05 PM
GUEST,Ethan 24 Jan 08 - 11:49 PM
Peace 25 Jan 08 - 01:33 AM
gnomad 25 Jan 08 - 04:38 AM
TheSnail 25 Jan 08 - 05:26 AM
Liz the Squeak 25 Jan 08 - 05:29 AM
David C. Carter 25 Jan 08 - 06:26 AM
Big Al Whittle 25 Jan 08 - 06:50 AM
GUEST,CrazyEddie 25 Jan 08 - 07:06 AM
Emma B 25 Jan 08 - 07:06 AM
John MacKenzie 25 Jan 08 - 07:33 AM
Donuel 25 Jan 08 - 07:39 AM
GUEST,The black belt caterpillar wrestler 25 Jan 08 - 07:41 AM
Micca 25 Jan 08 - 07:46 AM
Bill D 25 Jan 08 - 08:25 AM
SINSULL 25 Jan 08 - 08:25 AM
Charley Noble 25 Jan 08 - 08:25 AM
Liz the Squeak 25 Jan 08 - 09:12 AM
GUEST,iboA 25 Jan 08 - 09:17 AM
Rapparee 25 Jan 08 - 09:20 AM
John MacKenzie 25 Jan 08 - 09:27 AM
wysiwyg 25 Jan 08 - 11:05 AM
John MacKenzie 25 Jan 08 - 11:06 AM
SINSULL 25 Jan 08 - 11:11 AM
Bert 25 Jan 08 - 11:11 AM
topical tom 25 Jan 08 - 11:51 AM
GUEST,Servant 25 Jan 08 - 11:53 AM
katlaughing 25 Jan 08 - 11:56 AM
Severn 25 Jan 08 - 12:06 PM
Mrrzy 25 Jan 08 - 12:20 PM
Donuel 25 Jan 08 - 01:09 PM
PoppaGator 25 Jan 08 - 01:34 PM
katlaughing 25 Jan 08 - 02:05 PM
Rapparee 25 Jan 08 - 02:16 PM
Bill D 25 Jan 08 - 03:16 PM
PoppaGator 25 Jan 08 - 03:59 PM
Bill D 25 Jan 08 - 04:27 PM
PoppaGator 25 Jan 08 - 06:02 PM
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The Sandman 25 Jan 08 - 07:04 PM
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Alice 25 Jan 08 - 07:30 PM
Lonesome EJ 25 Jan 08 - 08:22 PM
The Sandman 26 Jan 08 - 04:50 AM
Bill D 26 Jan 08 - 11:18 AM
Bonzo3legs 26 Jan 08 - 06:20 PM
Naemanson 27 Jan 08 - 12:55 AM
Big Al Whittle 27 Jan 08 - 04:53 AM
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Subject: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 24 Jan 08 - 11:03 PM

CNN has a photo of the day and ask you to post your own funny caption.
Today it is the Queen looking at a banana...
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/blog/2008/01/beat-360_24.html


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 24 Jan 08 - 11:05 PM

My favorite from those posted...
"I heard there were a couple of monkeys running the white house, so I brought them a snack."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: GUEST,Ethan
Date: 24 Jan 08 - 11:49 PM

Notice how this rare breed of banana camouflages itself like a chameleon against it's mushy, yellow, and spotty surroundings.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Peace
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 01:33 AM

"Be still my beating heart."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: gnomad
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 04:38 AM

"So, how long have you been a banana?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: TheSnail
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 05:26 AM

Hello, old fruit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 05:29 AM

One cannot get a signal on one's mobile telephone!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 06:26 AM

" One has lost the Empire.Now all one has left,is a fecking Banana Republic!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 06:50 AM

this is no place to let go a ripe one.....!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 07:06 AM

My Husband and I, have been needing Bananas of late..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Emma B
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 07:06 AM

Where's the person who peels these things for one?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 07:33 AM

Long time since I've seen one with four skins.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 07:39 AM

Henry, you owe an apology to Ann Bolyn


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: GUEST,The black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 07:41 AM

"Who said librarians RULE OOK?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Micca
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 07:46 AM

"How DOES one choose between them?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 08:25 AM

"As much as I appreciate the gift, Chongo, I do think the flowers will be a better choice for the receiving line."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 08:25 AM

Where is the "On" switch?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Charley Noble
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 08:25 AM

Why do my subjects consider this fruit so appealing?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 09:12 AM

Well if a cat may look at a king, then surely a Queen may look at a banana?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: GUEST,iboA
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 09:17 AM

AND HOW DOES ONE COOK THIS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 09:20 AM

Why, I wonder, does this remind me so of Phillip...OH!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 09:27 AM

They Call me Mellow Yellow ♫♫


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 11:05 AM

Musically:

"Some day, my Prince will come...."

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 11:06 AM

I suppose this means my sceptre's in the fruit bowl!
G


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 11:11 AM

LOL Good one, Giok!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Bert
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 11:11 AM

The Queen of Spain uses a candle!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: topical tom
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 11:51 AM

I could go ape over this!

   To peel or not to peel-that is the question.

   Oh, splendid! I love to monkey around!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: GUEST,Servant
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 11:53 AM

Where is the Royal Peeler?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 11:56 AM

Oh! It was a banana in your pocket!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Severn
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 12:06 PM

Ask not, it peels for thee!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Mrrzy
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 12:20 PM

Severn - LOL!

Anybody notice that it's actually TWO bananas? Not that it helps me to think of something funny...

But she does NOT look amused!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 01:09 PM

Where does the battery GO ????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: PoppaGator
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 01:34 PM

Let's see: which one do I peel, and which one goes in the vase?

scratch that...

Which one to I have someone peel for me, and which do I have someone put in water?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 02:05 PM

Hey! C'mon you guys. She did drive ambulance in the war AND change tires.:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 02:16 PM

Ah, yes. One reminds of Phillip and the other...ah, memories...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 03:16 PM

I like Giok's contribution!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: PoppaGator
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 03:59 PM

Which? I like all three (but the first of 'em might be the funniest).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 04:27 PM

naaaawww...the SCEPTER one!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: PoppaGator
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 06:02 PM

I thought the "four skins" pun was better...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Severn
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 06:31 PM

"O, Dem Golden Slippers......."

This will end up being resolved in a peels quart.

Mrrzy-Most things crack before they peel. A few of them, like The Liberty Bell peal before they crack.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: The Sandman
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 07:04 PM

this banana looks like it nedds a filip.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: The Sandman
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 07:06 PM

sorry should read ,this banana looks like it needs a fillip.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 07:30 PM

Pealing with laughter, Thank you my dear, just what I wanted!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 25 Jan 08 - 08:22 PM

"oy wonder 'ow this ere hexotic vegetal would look on me bonnet?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: The Sandman
Date: 26 Jan 08 - 04:50 AM

InQueensEnglish,ones banana needs a fillip.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Jan 08 - 11:18 AM

Prince fillip?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 26 Jan 08 - 06:20 PM

"I give you this banana in honour of the republic you are!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Naemanson
Date: 27 Jan 08 - 12:55 AM

I thought Mr. O'Banana was a black MAN.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 27 Jan 08 - 04:53 AM

T'ankyou, but how I know eet ees the dick of Dodi Fayed.......?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Queen and a banana... your caption
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Jan 08 - 05:42 AM

Time we both split, baby


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