2008 parody challenge

Subject: 2008 parody challenge!!!!!
From: LeTenebreux
Date: 27 Jan 08 - 10:57 AM

Recently I was diagnosed with laryngeopharyngeal reflux disease. This means, among other things, that I can't eat chocolate.

In the shower, while singing "Big Rock Candy Mountain", I found myself singing "hung the turd who invented GERD"

So, ladies and gentlemen, the parody challenge. Write an acid reflux version of "Big Rock Candy Mountain"

On your mark, get set, go....