Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: GUEST,kenny
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 03:15 PM

They all pale into insignificance when you've heard Norman Kennedy or Danny Couper sing "The 9 Auld Hoors".

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 08:03 PM

Warren Fahey - the Irish jig Banish Misfortune is often called by musicians 'Varnish My Foreskin'.

Seamus

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 08:15 PM

The first song that I ever wrote that was worth remembering. I still sing it, but even in these days of (relative) permissiveness, fairly innocent as the song is, I don't find too many audiences where I have nerve to sing it.

The Little Girl Who Wore Red Shoes

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 08:16 PM

Poor Lil

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: Joe_F
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 08:24 PM

Don Firth: Aliter:

The whip! The whip!
No! No! Not the whip!
The whip! The whip!
No! No! Anything but the whip!
Anything?
The whip! The whip!

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: Lighter
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 09:08 PM

"Nine Auld Hoors" isn't in the DT - or anywhere on the Web.

Words? Tune? Anyone? Anyone?

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 10:16 PM

Two Dutchmen, Two Dutchmen
Were swimming in a ditch
One called the other
A dirty sonofa...

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: GUEST,kenny
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 03:59 PM

Maybe better not, "Lighter" - there are limits..... I don't think "Mudcat" would stand the chorus.

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: Joe Offer
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 04:07 PM

I dunno, Kenny. "Nine Auld Hoors" seems to be an appropriate song to post in a thread titled Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know. If people don't like it, they shouldn't be looking in a thread titled "Filthy Songs."

-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: Joe_F
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 08:50 PM

Lighter: Is "Nine Auld Hoors" perhaps an expansion of
Four Old Whores of Liverpool?
There is quite a bit about that one.

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: Lighter
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 09:03 PM

Could be, Joe, could be.

Will we ever know?

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: GUEST,stringsinger
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 02:18 PM

I knew the song as the "Ball of Ballymuire".

OK, you asked for it. My step-father sang this in the
Merchant Marine. "Christopher Columbo".

"They sailed past San Salvador in search of shining booty,
A naked whore lay on the beach, my God she was a beauty.
The sailor boys jumped overboard divesting shirts and collars.
In fifteen minutes by the clock, she made ten-thousand dollars.

Christopher Columbo, He thought the world was round-O!
That masterbaiting, fornicating son-of-a bitch Columbo."

(There is
some truth in the sentiment since Columbus was a mass-murderer
and exterminated the Taino and the Arawak Indians in San Salvador.
Why they have Columbus Day in the States as a holiday I don't know.
Frank

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 02:24 PM

"Into the woods!"

"NO!"

"Into the woods!"

"PLEASE, NO!!"

"Into the woods!"

"I'LL SCREAM!!!!!"

"How loud can you scream?"

"ahh!"

"INTO THE WOODS!!!"

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jul 09 - 09:48 AM

Oh the sun shines bright on Nelly Cartwright.
She couldn't fart right
her hole was air tight.


and thennn there's my favorite:

Put it in your mouth Mrs Murphy.
It only weighs a quarter of a pound
It's got hair all around it like a turkey
and it spits when you rub it up and down.

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: GUEST,dilpek4
Date: 22 Sep 10 - 09:41 PM

we used to sing this as kids going off to play army in the fields lol

A sole - a sole - a soldier I shall be,
two pis - two pis - two pistols on my knee,
for cu - for cu - for curiosity,
i'll fight for the count - i'll fight for the count -
- i'll fight for the coun-ter-eeee.

Subject: RE: Filthy Songs Everyone Should Know
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 23 Sep 10 - 09:44 AM

How about The Big Bamboo .