BS: St George's day jokes

Subject: BS: St George's day jokes
From: JulieF
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 05:19 AM

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I had quick browse around this morning to try and find some jokes to wish my collegues a happy St George's day and drew a complete blank.

Anyone know any good English jokes !

J

Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 07:49 AM

That the prime minister and lots of his cabinet are Scottish?

Makes me laugh anyway.

:-D

Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 04:13 PM

English jokes? Like

"I say, did you know that old George is living in a tree with an orangatuan?"

"Male or female"

"Female, of course! Nothing queer about old George!"

Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 04:17 PM

Not English jokes as such but maybe a few Oscar Wilde quotes would do the trick.

:D

Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 05:11 PM

Did you here the one about...nah, you probably did.

Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 05:34 PM

The biggest joke for St George's day?

Publican - Can I have an extended licence to celebrate our patron saint's day please?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Bainbo
Date: 23 Apr 08 - 05:42 PM

Here's one:

It's the work of the genius Wallace Tripp

Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Mr Red
Date: 24 Apr 08 - 03:14 AM

what is black and blue and floats in the Irish sea?

And Englishman who tells Irish (or Welsh or Scots) jokes

Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Mr Red
Date: 24 Apr 08 - 03:17 AM

That Oscar Wilde page is full of adware - which seems to know you have refused it and takes forever to load on broadband - I gave up on it.

Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 25 Apr 08 - 03:18 AM

Seems to work OK for me Mr Red - I have a pop-up blocker on - Do you?

Well worth reading some of Oscars gems:-)

Cheers

dave

Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes
From: Mr Red
Date: 25 Apr 08 - 10:05 AM

I declined the free weather link in my system tray (thankyou) and it has taken 2 minutes to not complete.



Played around with the site. Slow is not the word. 6 minutes on broadband.