Lyr Req: Outside a lunatic asylum?

Subject: Lyr Req: Outside a lunatic asylum?
From: GUEST,Josh
Date: 22 May 08 - 02:41 AM

Been trying to find the lyrics to this one.....I know a bit of it....

Outside a lunatic asylum
Had a job breakin up stones
Fella came out and said to me
Good morning Mr. Jones

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Outside a lunatic asylum?
From: gnomad
Date: 22 May 08 - 03:24 AM

I think this might be the one.

All sorts of stuff here, Josh, hope you'll explore a bit and maybe join us. It is free, and can be a great place.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Outside a lunatic asylum?
From: Joe_F
Date: 22 May 08 - 09:31 PM

Once a man had just picked up his car from a garage where he had had the wheels rotated. He had only gone a block or two when one of the wheels fell off. Evidently the mechanic had forgotten to put the nuts back on. Fortunately he managed to stop without a collision. While he was contemplating the situation, he heard a shout from a second-story window, and discovered that he was in front of a lunatic asylum. "Hey!" said the lunatic, "Take one nut off each of the other three wheels." "Thanks!" said the driver, and then, to be polite, "Say, you're not so crazy after all." "Sure I'm crazy" said the lunatic "but I'm not stupid."