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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Megan L Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:07 AM yes Gnu dear they have a disgusting habit of happening every year. Jack was most impressed when he found another hound a racoon andare ye sure Chongo is still in the statesif no it wis his cousin the wee lass hid her haun up :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: gnu Date: 08 Jun 08 - 09:25 PM Dauvitt's BDay? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Phot Date: 08 Jun 08 - 07:31 PM Ye gods Skarpi! The little bugger has brought a brother from Iceland!!? Up Hella Ya! Wassail!! Chris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Megan L Date: 07 Jun 08 - 01:11 PM Yes Skarpi we spotted his clothes the flamin hound will need a suitcase next. Him and Dauvitt are in the two chairs snorin, think they must have enjoyed dauvitts birthday lunch. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: skarpi Date: 07 Jun 08 - 08:36 AM Megan you saw his others clothes in the botton of the " box " glad he is safe , I hope Jack finds the fake "jack " and bites his ass All the best Skarpi , P.s they do allow computers laptop in travel boxes like Jack had , so it was not Jack , hmm Mr Barnaby should solve this case :-Þ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: lady penelope Date: 07 Jun 08 - 05:24 AM I hope you're not suggesting I get a 'puppy for christmas' when I come up for the shindig..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Megan L Date: 07 Jun 08 - 03:22 AM Nae flamin fear he will be deported in due time. Liz ye think cause yer no commin tae the shindig that yer SAFE Mwahhhhhhhhh THINK AGAIN |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Morticia Date: 06 Jun 08 - 07:23 PM Please someone tell me that he intends to stay in Orkney? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Jun 08 - 06:20 PM So he's turned up somewhere not quite so foreign then? I realise they still speak funny, but you can understand one word in ten now... :D LTS (ducking and running for cover!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Megan L Date: 06 Jun 08 - 08:38 AM Jack is relaxing with some pals after his long journey he says thats the last time he lets someone buy his ticket for him those Icelandic newspapers tickled. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Phot Date: 05 Jun 08 - 04:39 PM The other reason he's dry is the price of beer in Iceland! Scarpi would be hard pressed to keep him in beer and other falling down potions! But he may have been trying the local Troll Moonshine..... That said, he's also been an upstanding Icelandic citizen, and has a really fantastic Icelandic sweater to prove it. Wassail!! Chris PS, Where's the Icelandic prepped Landrover that the little sod said he'd bring back?................... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Micca Date: 05 Jun 08 - 02:01 PM I think these quotes may sum up Jack and whether he is "dry" or not . Indeed, indeed, Repentance oft before I swore---but was I sober when I swore? And then and then came Spring, and Rose-in-hand My thread-bare Penitence apieces tore. And much as Wine has play'd the Infidel And robb'd me of my Robe of Honour---well, I often wonder what the Vintners buy One half so precious as the Goods they sell. Indeed the Idols I have loved so long Have done my Credit in Men's Eye much wrong: Have drown'd my Honour in a shallow Cup, And sold my Reputation for a Song (Omar Khyyam trans Fitzgerald) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: lady penelope Date: 05 Jun 08 - 01:17 PM I reckon the only reason he's dry is 'cos the little jumpers on the brennivin bottles confused him. Having just acquired a jumper himself he thought they were very shy daschunds...... Anyway, as a dog, isn't he sort of naturally naked? Let's face it, there's nothing there that we haven't all seen before on possibly too many occasions.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Jun 08 - 12:38 PM That's like Sorcha not believing Jack is real ! G ¦¬] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Megan L Date: 05 Jun 08 - 12:32 PM Aye and the band played believe it if ye like |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Jun 08 - 12:28 PM He is already familiar with Highland Park, Lowland Glen, Urban Greenspace and any other alcoholic drink you care to mention.. he's just not drinking them. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Jun 08 - 12:23 PM In a fankle Meg? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Megan L Date: 05 Jun 08 - 12:22 PM duh how did that happen all I was trying to say was we will find a nice High Land tae park ye in Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Megan L Date: 05 Jun 08 - 12:20 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Jun 08 - 12:17 PM I field great after a few Highland Parks Meg. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Megan L Date: 05 Jun 08 - 11:56 AM Aw jings ye hid tae mention the flamin stones noo he will want tae go there. Whith any luck he will think Highland park is a ruddy great field. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Jun 08 - 08:19 AM Everybody's had a hand in it! G [Why does that ring a bell?] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: skarpi Date: 05 Jun 08 - 07:49 AM I is in a dark place. Where is I? JAck is it right to write " I " ? it should be " I am in a dark place " ? hmmmmmmm someone likes to be Jack , seeking for spotlight and a attention , heee well you dont get that from me . the real Jack should be arriving at the Postoffice in Orkney Island today so he´ll be an Islander again . I hope he runs around the stones . not naked though . :>) all the best Skarpi |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Catherine Jayne Date: 05 Jun 08 - 04:43 AM Good point Liz....sneaky one he is isn't he! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work Date: 05 Jun 08 - 04:38 AM It just occurred to me.. if he's posting here, he can't be in the baggage hold, can he? As far as I'm aware, they've not yet fitted Broadband into baggage holds.. unless the little sod is in someone's laptop... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Catherine Jayne Date: 05 Jun 08 - 04:37 AM LOL!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Jun 08 - 04:36 AM Well she certainly scares me. Not so much Lady in Red, more Dominatrix in Pink. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Catherine Jayne Date: 05 Jun 08 - 04:23 AM Are you going to shock him into submission Megan?! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work Date: 05 Jun 08 - 04:08 AM You mean bigger than the shock of his Detox? There were pictures, he was terrified! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Megan L Date: 05 Jun 08 - 03:16 AM Jack me beuy ye are in fur the shock o yer life |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Catherine Jayne Date: 05 Jun 08 - 03:16 AM The baggage hold of the plane?! Did you not get a proper seat Jack?! *G* |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: GUEST,JAck Date: 05 Jun 08 - 03:07 AM I is in a dark place. Where is I? JAck |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Phot Date: 05 Jun 08 - 01:04 AM Not guilty Yeronner! Wassail!! Chris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: GUEST,Morti at work Date: 04 Jun 08 - 08:54 AM So which poor deluded fool, er, I mean kindly citizen has agreed to take the foul little beastie in? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: artbrooks Date: 03 Jun 08 - 05:05 PM Is Jack coming to the Getaway? I understand that |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Jun 08 - 04:59 PM "repelling landings of strange furry faced incoherent berserkers" Explains why you're so far south then.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Jun 08 - 02:47 PM He's actually going to Orkney Micca. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Micca Date: 03 Jun 08 - 02:45 PM Jack? upright? he has always had a distinct list to Port when i've seen him!!! BTW if he is on his way from Iceland to Shetland surely the shetlanders are used(after thousands of years of practice) to repelling landings of strange furry faced incoherent berserkers from various parts of Scandanavia? and will deal with him accordingly, maybe he will find out what Up Helly Aa is all about? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Morticia Date: 03 Jun 08 - 01:34 PM I can't be liable for his detox fees, the police felt it was appropriate rehabilitation in line with his care plan from probation, therefore the state should be liable. Admittedly checking into the Priory was stretching the care plan but once again, I as a private and law abiding citizen cannot be held responsible for that. Should we not all rejoice that Jack is a reformed pup: clean, sober and sort of upright? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Rapparee Date: 03 Jun 08 - 12:15 PM Detox following arrest rarely "takes." Some folks in the jail up north of here were making hootchenoo from canned fruit and bread -- you'd have thought that the police would have wondered about the odor.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Jun 08 - 10:24 AM He wasn't so much 'checked in' as arrested. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: MMario Date: 03 Jun 08 - 10:09 AM John - Gluon has a bill. And s/he's half dog |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: ranger1 Date: 03 Jun 08 - 09:59 AM Liz, were you foolish enough to use your own name when you checked him in? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Jun 08 - 09:45 AM Dogs don't have bills. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Jun 08 - 09:34 AM No, no, no, no no!!! He's been through a significant period of detoxification.. he spent weeks and lots of money at an exclusive clinic on the south coast - his system had a complete flush and he spent ages drying out - don't get him drinking again! Morty - I've been trying to send you an invoice for several months now but it keeps coming back 'not known at this address'. Phot and Pixie have moved house and not told me where they are now.... who is responsible for his bills? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Jun 08 - 09:24 AM Now who does that remind me of? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Micca Date: 03 Jun 08 - 09:19 AM Rapaire in the case of Mudcat Jack drinkables need to meet only 2 criteria 1 is it wet? 2 is it alcoholic? if the answer is yes to both of the above ,he'll drink it |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: Rapparee Date: 03 Jun 08 - 09:00 AM Send him this-a-way, pardner. I'll take the boy-o up to the Legion Hovel and fill him with good Idaho cheer and potato vodka. Drinking Jim Beam...should be ashamed of himself.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Jun 08 - 08:53 AM Yesssssssssssssssss |
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Subject: RE: BS: Where is Mudcat Jack? From: ranger1 Date: 03 Jun 08 - 07:35 AM She's going to be handing out skelps in a minute if you're not careful, Giok. |
