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BS: Let's be nice to people today!

Liz the Squeak 18 Jun 08 - 02:46 AM
Amos 18 Jun 08 - 02:50 AM
The Fooles Troupe 18 Jun 08 - 03:47 AM
Megan L 18 Jun 08 - 04:02 AM
gnu 18 Jun 08 - 04:04 AM
Megan L 18 Jun 08 - 04:06 AM
Liz the Squeak 18 Jun 08 - 04:22 AM
Megan L 18 Jun 08 - 04:24 AM
maeve 18 Jun 08 - 06:24 AM
Houston_Diamond 18 Jun 08 - 06:30 AM
Houston_Diamond 18 Jun 08 - 07:44 AM
Bobert 18 Jun 08 - 08:38 AM
Houston_Diamond 18 Jun 08 - 08:44 AM
Wesley S 18 Jun 08 - 08:52 AM
Amos 18 Jun 08 - 10:23 AM
Houston_Diamond 18 Jun 08 - 10:38 AM
Megan L 18 Jun 08 - 10:42 AM
Peace 18 Jun 08 - 10:53 AM
Georgiansilver 18 Jun 08 - 11:01 AM
lady penelope 18 Jun 08 - 11:05 AM
Houston_Diamond 18 Jun 08 - 11:06 AM
Megan L 18 Jun 08 - 11:08 AM
lady penelope 18 Jun 08 - 11:14 AM
Megan L 18 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM
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Peace 18 Jun 08 - 11:27 AM
Zen 18 Jun 08 - 11:36 AM
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Peace 18 Jun 08 - 11:42 AM
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Peace 18 Jun 08 - 02:03 PM
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Megan L 18 Jun 08 - 02:48 PM
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Liz the Squeak 18 Jun 08 - 06:02 PM
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Peace 18 Jun 08 - 10:19 PM
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Liz the Squeak 19 Jun 08 - 06:07 PM
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Liz the Squeak 20 Jun 08 - 04:25 AM
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Don(Wyziwyg)T 20 Jun 08 - 06:36 AM
Rapparee 20 Jun 08 - 06:47 AM
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lady penelope 20 Jun 08 - 08:51 AM
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Subject: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:46 AM

I've had a headache all week... I think it started when I read the now closed 'more session rudeness' thread.

How about we take today to be nice to someone eh? Perform a random act of kindness, hold a door open for the person behind you, wait patiently in the queue at the store, smile at a stranger or offer someone your seat on the train, that sort of thing.

Someone must have paid you a compliment or done you a favour in the last 4 weeks, use today to pay it forward.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:50 AM

Loverly thought, Ms Liz! Ta.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 03:47 AM

Yes, but Liz, do you think it'll catch on?


:-P


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 04:02 AM

Hey the girl has dreams. You never know


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 04:04 AM

I do "that sort of thing all the time", except smile at strangers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 04:06 AM

aye kinda dangerous that one lad especially wie your olympian looks, they might faint clean away.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 04:22 AM

Olympian looks? You mean he's got a craggy exterior with snow on the top?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 04:24 AM

he he he What was that about being nice sqeeky. :) difficult aint it LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: maeve
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 06:24 AM

"It's a fine time to be kind to folks
With bad-tempered biddies who get in your face,
And mud-slinging posters and bread-burning toasters,
And 'Where have I left my car keys?'
It's a fine time to be kind to folks."

;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 06:30 AM

Liz... I'm a Diamond, how nice do you need me to be? ;) lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 07:44 AM

Hang on... did I say that... I meant to say;

Liz... I'm a Diamond and you know us... we're always nice ;p lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 08:38 AM

Why not be nice to people tomorrow, as well... And the day after tomorrow and, and...


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 08:44 AM

Good plan Bobert :D

As I said, us Diamond's are always nice :D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Wesley S
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 08:52 AM

I saw a T-shirt recently that said "Whoever smiles first - wins."


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 10:23 AM

GReat line!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 10:38 AM

:D hehehe I win ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 10:42 AM

My tshirts only ever get me intae bother ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 10:53 AM

Be nice me arse. Damned woman with her tits. Bloody things kept me awake nights. And I've never even met her.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:01 AM

At least Lizs tits are famous...how did they keep you awake Peace?


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:05 AM

She can get under your skin that way Peace... *G*

I used to have a badge that said "Smile if you're not wearing knickers!" I used to love the confused response that got...

On the way to a party on Saturday I was mistaken for an opera singer (!?!?) but complimented on being nicely turned out, by a complete stranger at a bus station in Finsbury Park.... Well it cheered me up anyway...


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:06 AM

lol... I can't look at LTS in the same way, I mean, I have to look down to her anyway now I'm gonna have to look lower ;) lol

It's those Basques she wears at Towersey that's gonna be most difficult now ;p lol

They look nice though ;) (me being nice Liz hehehe)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:08 AM

Tere are a few folk around here going to get on the wrong side o Granny in a minute. Peace are you tryin tae earn yer very ain SKELP


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:14 AM

It's not so much the corsets Liz wears, more the way she plays tympany on the hips flasks she hides in them at bust height.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM

The stuff of nightmares lassie


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:23 AM

oh yeah... and the drink is sooo nice and warming plus always tasting wonderful :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:26 AM

Please HD, Please, no more, I really can't be entertaining the idea of warm liquids from Liz's chest region without staring madness in the face.....!!! Oh ma fwagile widdle mind......


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:27 AM

Lady P we are now having tae rescusitae Dauvitt thank you very much :p


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:27 AM

How did they keep me awake nights? I had dreams of them flying. It was like Alfred Hitchcock meets the Audubon Society. Very strange, and very disturbing. I had mid-day visions of flying tits with feathers. THAT WOMAN is a MENACE.

Please don't start with that skelping thing AGAIN. That too keeps me awake nights.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Zen
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:36 AM

NO! ... Oh... alright then!

Zen


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:38 AM

Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts..... I know GIN!


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:42 AM

Gin gives me a buzz. Makes my brain feel feathery. Then I think of . . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:43 AM

DO NOT SAY IT


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:48 AM

ROTFLMAO!

Actually, now I've got this kinda Tenacious D type animation going on in my head..... *G*


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bert
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:48 AM

What a great idea Squeaksmeluv! Kind thoughts and best wishes to all at Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: bfdk
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 12:50 PM

Megan, don't get him started, he'll be insomniac forever :o)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Morticia
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 01:39 PM

I'm always bloody nice.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 01:46 PM

I wish I loved the Human Race



I wish I loved the Human Race;
I wish I loved its silly face;
I wish I liked the way it walks;
I wish I liked the way it talks;
And when I'm introduced to one,
I wish I thought "What Jolly Fun!"

   Sir Walter A Raleigh


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 01:47 PM

Be nice to someone today, just to annoy them :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: maeve
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 01:52 PM

So Liz- Is this helping your headache go away?


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 01:55 PM

I love you all :D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:03 PM

In Google images, I searched tits in mountains. This came up.

FYI


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:07 PM

http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdguide/name/b/bluetit/index.asp :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:13 PM

oops sorrt the 'Guest' was me, forgot to log in :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:18 PM

Where is Liz? LIZ, thanks for starting this thread. Tits a relief to partitipate in something fun for a change. Took my mind off of quantum physics and Boolean math, neither of which I will ever think of again without thinking of feathers, skelping and that word.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:32 PM

quantum physics and nice tits.....answers on a post card to the RSPB, they might not be able to answer your question, but they do enjoy getting letters :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:34 PM

LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: bfdk
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:38 PM

I suppose they'll get the titters when they read it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:41 PM

well it keeps them abreast of what's going on up and down the country, around the world and up their street, so to speak :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:46 PM

Be nice to people? Okay, you're a half-wit, but it's the really good half. How's that?


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:48 PM

nice try bee-dubya-ell if ye had anither brain cell ye wid be in danger o concussion


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:49 PM

OOOPs sorry wrong thread m'dear


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:51 PM

2 guys walking down a street,

one says to the other "What would you do if a bird did a shit on your head"

the other one says "I wouldn't go out with her any more!"

The old jokes are the worst ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:54 PM

Like me mother always said, it's always one thing or another, so tell us, Bee-dubya-ell, which thing are you? :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:58 PM

Yeah. I'll be nice to my staff. I won't fire all of 'em today. I'll wait until Christmas time and THEN fire 'em. Give 'em more time with their families.

Sometimes I'm so nice that I have to stop and admire myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:59 PM

Naah! Let's be nice to everybody, every day.

All the people you would LIKE to be nice to will love you for it.

The rest? Well it'll drive THEM out of their minds.

Win/Win innit?

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 03:10 PM

should that not end win.ini ;)

Didn't I meet you somewhere Don(wyziwyg)? Herga?


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 03:23 PM

I have been nice so far today. I haven't yet called anyone a scum-sucking, louse-infested, brainless, short-sighted, poopy-pants.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 04:42 PM

I have been kind to my web-footed friends.....but not to all my web-enabled friends.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 04:47 PM

LTS where are you? I hope you're ok... you started this thread but maybe it was too late?!?

Don't do anything silly Liz...

What am I saying? that's like asking a fish not to swim!!!

Don't do anything rash... you'll regret... um... I cant think!!! Don't start going to girls aloud concerts Liz!!!

no offence Girls Aloud (like your gonna read this lol)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:07 PM

It is not nice to use the word "forthwith". It's bossy, and bossy isn't nice. If someone tells you to do something forthwith, tell them to go piss up a rope. But do it nicely.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:14 PM

I'm speechless.....


Really, speechless!

And the headache has gone.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:17 PM

No, I'm still here. BUT, you have a great sense of humour and it's one of many things I appreciate about you, Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:17 PM

Now theres a first quick someone mark it on the calander


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:27 PM

Duely marked Megan. I may make a wee plaque to commemorate the event... *G*   (I'll get me coat...)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:30 PM

forthwith piss up a rope? :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 06:02 PM

SKELP!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 06:02 PM

Peace... I wouldn't call you a headache.

Def Shepard... shouldn't that be - piss up a rope forthwith? ;p


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 10:19 PM

"piss up a rope forthwith"

Only someone from England could say that and impress a Canadian.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:37 AM

Reading threads which refer back,
My knowledge here can nothing lack.
I specially love those little bits,
That talk about dear Lizs' tits!


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 06:34 AM

lol... I wanted to refresh this thread cos of the lovely sentiment but I think it's more for the humour... lovely start to the day :D

An old friend used to say to me as a cheering up thing:-

"Dancing is a navel engagement without loss of seamen!" :D

English... it's a funny ol' lingua ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 08:40 AM

I hereby resolve that today I won't shoot anyone if they don't shoot at me first unless I really have to or unless they really deserve it.

How's that for being nice, LtS?


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 08:41 AM

Just refreshing the thread really so mundane questions follow. I wasn't going to ask but hey, may as well fill the space! ;)

"It is not nice to use the word "forthwith". It's bossy, and bossy isn't nice. If someone tells you to do something forthwith, tell them to go piss up a rope. But do it nicely."

I love the way Def Shepard avoided being ask by using a question mark... What is the nice way to say "go piss up a rope"?

Can you go to the toilet on a rope please??? still sounds a bit... can't think of the word.

lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 08:56 AM

"Mictruate up a hanging twist of hemp"?

"Urinate up a line"?

"Pass water vertically upon a straightened lariat"?


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:16 AM

"Be nice to people today"..."Have a nice day"..."Today is the first day of the rest of your life"..."Make love, not war"..."If you love something, set it free"...
Humph...Grumble...Silly hippy flower child; how many flowers did you stick in gun barrels back in the days...


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:39 AM

"Mictruate up a hanging twist of hemp"

the only thing is someone would smoke it and say it was good sh*t! how does that work?!?


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:45 AM

would micturate up an electric cable be impolite?


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:51 AM

If 'the day' is 1969, then I was only 5, I couldn't reach gun barrels and my mum told me off for picking her flowers.

I NEVER tell people to have a nice day... if they want a shitty miserable day, they are perfectly entitled to have one... I just thought it would be nice for a change, if people on Mudcat didn't slag each other off, pick on anyone or shove their opinions down others' throats.

If you want to be miserable, then fine, go ahead and be miserable, but if someone holds a door open for you, lets you go first in the queue or just smiles at you, then let them.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:56 AM

When loving comes to giving...some people stop at nothing


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:02 AM

Hey this is two days in a row and I was nice yesterday.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:11 AM

Well said LTS,

and well done all... I know how hard it is to be nice ;p lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:15 PM

Thanks for starting this thread, Liz. I've been nice for over twenty-four hours now. In fact, I've been so nice I think I'm turning into a Care Bear. I can tell because I have pink hair growing from my ears and nostrils. It'll probably start affecting my pubic hair by nightfall. Oh, joys! Just what I've always wanted! An insipid personality and pink hair on my ass. Thanks again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 06:07 PM

Hey, BeeDub, you only need worry if it starts coming out purple.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 06:55 PM

What's wrong with purple hair? Was the purple hair care bear a nutter or something? I'm not to up on care bears and which colour was the villain!!

Don't worry Bee-dubya, I'm sure you don't take on all the care bear's personality traits, just the nice ones...


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 07:20 PM

I knew a guy back in high school who was growing hairs in the palms of hands....


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:10 PM

If I could grow purple hair on my ass by being nice I would certainly try it as a fun experiment but I don't trust any of you lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Naemanson
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:57 PM

I'm always nice. Today when the crew finished installing our new a/c Wakana and I gave them some soda and a $20 bill to cover their lunch. I try to give everyone a smile and a nice greeting when I go out. I wave at people from my car. Life is too good to waste being mean or indifferent.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 04:25 AM

Purple hair means you're turning into Barney the Dinosaur (yes I know dinosaurs don't have hair but neither is there evidence that they wore green waistcoats either) and then I'm afraid you'll have to be shot on sight.

Be nice to people, but not purple dinosaurs.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 04:33 AM

I've decide to be nice to me today. Right, time for brekkie....


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 06:15 AM

I can see now LTS, that is definitely something to avoid especially since Barnie destroyed the tune of 'this old man' with the mamby pamby lyrics change!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 06:32 AM

"Didn't I meet you somewhere Don(wyziwyg)? Herga?"

Might have been, though I've only been there once, about eighteen months - two years ago.

Don T


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 06:36 AM

But I was nice to everybody.

DT


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 06:47 AM

I don't think I'll shoot anyone today, either -- no matter how much they might deserve it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 08:31 AM

Oh boy! Another day to be nice! How wonderful!

Turns out I'm not turning into a Care Bear or a fluffy dinosaur after all. What I thought was pink fur growing from my ears and nose turned out to be the miniscule appendages of an alien life form from someplace out near the Orion Nebula. They've come to take over our planet, but they've asked me to insure you that they'll be very nice about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 08:51 AM

Glad to see they're polite.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 10:20 AM

Yes, lady p., it's nice that they're polite. They've even apologized for the minor itching and irritation they've caused while gestating. They're much nicer than those other aliens from out Deneb way. Churlish boors with an inordinate fondness for anal probing, that lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 10:27 AM

LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 10:49 AM

Yep SSDD :D

Only saying that cos your affliction Bee-dubya-ell sounds a bit like that dreamcatcher film but with niceness. You need a Duddits to get rid of them ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM

Actually I opened the door, for a male of the species, and he looked at me like I was some sort of alien life form :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 12:26 PM

Uh oh, Def Shepard. Whatever you opened the door for wasn't of the same species. They don't have males and females. They reproduce vegetatively, but only in the presence of excretions like ear wax or nasal mucous. I'd tell you more about it, but it's snot very nice, and this is the "be nice" thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 12:33 PM

Can we define 'today' cos I'm getting a headache from withdrawal symptoms I'm addicted to being slightly cruel!!! It's a balanced diet thing!!!

Can I just be kind (and I don't mean any of that random acts of kindness rubbish - jeez that's enough to send people mad!!!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 01:36 PM

Because I'm nice and because it's Friday, the Holy Day of Pastafarianism, I've canceled all flogging and keelhauling of the staff. I hope that it doesn't make them too uppity.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 02:57 PM

Being a dessertarian myself, I celebrate Fridays in the only appropriate manner.

Give me all your Black Forest chocolate cake and no one gets hurt.. :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 03:33 PM

Wanna try and get it off me? I may not be very nice then....

but it has been a long time since I had a BFG.

And I'm not talking about the Roald Dahl creation.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 05:32 PM

""Wanna try and get it off me? I may not be very nice then....""


And you REALLY wouldn't like Liz when she's not being very nice. She can easily burst eardrums at twenty five yards, or knock the windscreen out of a Volvo at fifteen........Honest!

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 05:42 PM

Bats lose their way, woodworm drop out of furniture, dogs for miles around start barking and run in circles....


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 05:48 PM

BFG = Big "effin'" Gun, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 10:45 PM

Well, now as I wend my weary way into the arms of Morpheus I can say that I have indeed been nice to people today. I have had no one flogged, drawn and quartered, keelhauled, hanged, electrocuted, shot, decapitated, burnt at the stake, boiled alive, staked out on an anthill, or otherwise forced to violently shuffle off this mortal coil. I haven't hit anyone with my feet, knees, forehead, elbows, hands, fingers or anything else. In fact, I bought candy for my staff and it wasn't even poisoned.

I did not play either banjo or bodhran or even attempt the accordion.

All in all, I was pretty nice today (except for that guy who turned left from the right hand lane -- HIM I wasn't nice to but he probably didn't hear what I called him).


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 12:59 AM

Ok

Today is over, it's now tomorrow. I mean tomorrow was today yesterday, wait on, yesterday... was tomorrow, today... no, tomorrow was today yesterday... oh, what the hell...


So can I stop being nice now?

:-P


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 02:30 AM

No, it's still today here.

Today is yesterdays' tomorrow.

I wasn't nice to a driver either, but as he was blithely reversing his car directly into my path, I think I was justified. Either I've turned into a vampire with no reflection or he was backing out without the benefit of a glance into the reflective items on the side of his BMW.

I was nice to the cat though.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 08:45 AM

The aliens from the general direction of the Orion Nebula are fully fledged now, have left their nests in my ears and nose, and are dancing on top of my computer. They're doing something that looks vaguely like a '60s dance called The Frug. Since I don't know what they're called, I'll call them Little Fruggers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 09:20 PM

A flyswatter will solve the problem of those Little Fruggers, but only if you do it nicely.

By the way (and this is a serious question even though it doesn't sound like it): What does a gentleman wear to a tea? I don't have a nice little tea frock and would probably look...well, not good...in one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: SharonA
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 04:48 AM

Be nice, huh? I dunno... I've been feeling even more irritable and irascible than usual lately. I'm finding everyone and everything really annoying, and am reacting in kind. I wonder if it's physiological. Maybe a change in diet would help... Chamomile tea, anyone?


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 06:48 AM

Nothing wrong with being irritable and irascible, just be sure to do it in a nice way.

Rap, the Little Fruggers read your post and ate the flyswatter. Any more ideas?


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 07:05 AM

Rapaire, a gentlemen wears a pale coloured suit, with a white shirt and pale coloured tie. If desired, a panama hat or boater. But mostly he wears a smile... *G*


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 07:30 AM

White linen trousers and a jacket striped like a Corporation deckchair is also acceptable tea or picnic wear for gentlemen.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 10:25 AM

or you could be the modern day gentleman and wear leather trousers, boots with enough buckles to tie a superyacht down, piercing white shirt, leather sports jacket, tie your hair in a ponytail(if you have enough that is!) and a leather hat(not cap... a hat!!!). You could add jewellery if you wish but nothing too flamboyant ;)

PS... not recommended if you're under 5'10" unless you are of a small build! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 11:50 AM

Bee-Dubya, them Little Fruggers are just hungry. Why don't you feed them?

Thanks for the satorial advice. It's a kick-off tea which will involve about 25 of the nicest, most polite, and toughest ladies in town -- the kind that simply get things that have to be done, done. The project is to raise about US $3.5 million for the Library and as Library Director I'll have to be there.

Pale blue pants, white shirt, and a pastel tie it is then! I'll even wear shoes for a change -- shined shoes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 06:53 PM

And socks. I'm going to go all out for this one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 23 Jun 08 - 06:20 AM

LOL!


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