BS: Bobert's Birthday

Subject: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 12:19 PM

HA! Thought I left Suit off the title, huh?

Today is THE day. I know it's my buddy's birthday, but I have NO idea how old he is. This is kinda like guessing how many jelly beans are in the jar or grains of sand on a beach or stars in the sky. I mean, he's a blues man, y'know? Thay ALL look older 'n dirt.

Buddy, I hope ya don't get ticked at me for this. If you do, just think of it as one of life's little bumps.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOBERT


Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 12:22 PM

He looks quite young to me in the photo; unless of course that's an old one.

Happy birthday from not so sunny Yorkshire.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: jacqui.c
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 12:23 PM

WE share a name (my maiden name was Harrison) and you share a birthday with my son! (I think you may have a few years on him though.)

Many happy returns Mr Harrison.

Live long, die happy.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: beardedbruce
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 12:24 PM

Happy Birthday!


I hope I'll see ( and hear ) you at the Getaway- but IBEX launch is 5 October right now.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: open mike
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 12:26 PM

my musical partner here is named Bob Harrison--
his nick name is buckwheat.

i hope your birthday is good and that
you enjoy your day.

son of Hare?
son of Harris?

i alwyas enjoy your posts

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 12:28 PM

He is but a veritable kid. Bluesmen take on the angst of the world and it makes them look old before their time. *g* Happy Birthday, m'dear!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 12:59 PM

Yo bro, high fives and felicityationing from Scotland.
Keep layin' it down Bow Bare.
oh and Happy birthday you fine bluesman.

JM

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 01:02 PM

Happy Birthday, bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: kendall
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 01:22 PM

Did they keep records back then? hehehe

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: maeve
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 01:24 PM

I'm happy to be celebrating your birth.

Happy Birthday from Maine!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: frogprince
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 01:35 PM

Lord, Lord, I got the Bobert's Birthday Blues...

Have a good'n'!

Is there any impending danger of another CD yet? I've got another killer title for ya, and so far as I can tell from Google this one has never been used before.   Dean

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: gnu
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 01:54 PM

Haaaaappy b... that's enough of that... neighbour dogs are starting to bark.

Have a great day eh!!!

Gary

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Beer
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 01:54 PM

Happy Birthday from Quebec.
Beer (adrien)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Charmion
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 01:59 PM

Happy birthday, Bobert -- who knew you were a Virgo too? I would never have guessed.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: rumanci
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 02:02 PM

....when he woke up this morning.......

Did he remember it was his birthday ?

Greetings from the U.K. too Bobert

rum

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: GUEST,CLETUS HARDDINGER
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 02:22 PM

Juz fuk y'all an yer birthday. I bin meenin ta rite to ya cuz me an Paw ar reel pisst affer thet biznez deel we dun with yu. I ainta shittin heer neether. Me an Paw dun got fukt over and thatz fer tru. We delivert all 300 casez of Iron City to yu and we loded up them hunnert boxs whut yu sed eech had 5000 Martin soundholes in em. Wen we got home we opent them up an ever dam wun wuz emtee. So yu juz git yer sorry ass out sumwairz an bend over an git tu fukn yerself with a lit up birthday candul.

CLETUS

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 02:26 PM

LOL

If he lights the candles, he'd better notify the fire department FIRST!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Megan L
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 02:29 PM

Awra best lad
frae
Dauvitt and his Meg

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Amos
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 02:37 PM

HEy, now--I watched him pack those soundholes and they were in perfect, circular-void condition when those crates were sealed up. So if you lost them by opening the crates under uncontrolled conditions, you have only yourselves to blame. You know darn well you're supposed to have one Martin with no soundhole in it for each arriving soundhole, standing within three meters of the crate when you open it, so the holes will nest correctly. If you didn't do that you're damn lucky your roof isn't looking like Swiss cheese about now.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 03:02 PM

Sorry, Cletus, but I knowed that you was gonna pull yer usual and trade me a bunch o' Iron City that had not opnly been frozed but was a year past it's sell-by date so ya' know that devisible ink that you can buy down at Mack's Magic Mart??? Well, seein' as I knowed what you boyz was up to I mixed in some of that devisable stuff with them sound holes so they'd start devisin' once we loaded the sumabiches up and sho nuff, they did...

Sell me 3 hunnert cases of froxed stale beer, will ya'???

You ain't dealin' with no bored last night hillbilly here, Clet... Okay, maybe you are 'casue las night I watched the the football game and it was stinked and then I watched that Mack Kane feller and he weren't no better but better than that foorball game... Hey, you see his new girlfriend in the TeeVee the night before??? She rite purdy fir a Laskin womanz...

Ahhhh, now back to them holes... You bring me some unfrozed good Iron City and I'll fix ya' up with the deviser reviser stuff... Until then you jus' yell Paw that this ol' hillbilly got a candle fir him, too, ya' hear???

Boberdz

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 03:05 PM

Happy 21st Bobs!

I baked it, special. :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 03:07 PM

Ya want the stale beer before or after it's been processed?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 03:17 PM

OK, Bobert. here's the deal, Dobsie. In your honour I am going to drink some beer and keep the outflow if ya catch my drift. It'll have to be a time when I do not have fire responsibilities and have a few days afterwards to convince the judge I was only having fun. I don't quite know how to send the product, but we'll find a way. Anything to help a friend. In fact, perhaps we could get others to contribute also. I'm sure--lookin' at the people who've posted here--that you'll get contaminants from single malt beverages, but perhaps there's a way to filter that out.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 03:18 PM

In one of those freebie newsmags I saw an ad that offered: "26 postholes Cheap'.

Is that in the order of what you promised, BeauBear? You deliver, OK?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 03:29 PM

Uh, Bobert, a friend who will remain unnamed has asked me to ask you if they test for illegal substances when mixtures of this nature are sent across international borders. He is worried there might be traces of Delta 911 (wink, wink) in his urine and he'd like to know if there's any way to trace the particular donor from which it came. (Well, maybe trace is the wrong word. I know this guy and there may be amounts of it in his urine such that some soaked up by a cigarette paper and rolled around tobacco would send yer average person to change spark plugs on Pluto if ya catch my drift . . . .

Back to you, buddy.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: alanabit
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 03:30 PM

Happy Birthday Bobert - one of our maddest and one of our best. May there be many more.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 03:55 PM

I have a Martin sound hole on a shelf here, engraved with the date I did the tour of the factory.. Maybe that's where they all goed, to us tourists.

XG

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 04:03 PM

Hey Bobert,

All the best from me too.

My Bday is on the 4th November!

I hope we'll be celebrating then too!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 04:10 PM

Damned straight we will.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 04:19 PM

Well, first of all, thankee, Lizzie... Now for Paw, Reg and Cletus... Ya' see that white foam on top o' that beer??? That's means it ain't tale or been frozed so next time ya'll want to make a deal fir some holes then it better have that white foam on top 'er it's no deal...

As fir Delta, Brucie... I'd dtay away from them... I flewed on that airplane and ya' knopw the lady at the counter??? Well, she took my bag and when I got to Memphis I couldn't find her or my bag... Glad I carried my geetar and its hole with me on that Delta airplane 'er she prolly woulda made off with it too...

And as fir that beer pee, maybe Paw got some use fir it... Like do what he did las' time and fill 3 hunnert cases of it in Iron City bottles an' try to trade them to me fir some handcrafted Martin holes...

Boberdz

Oh yeah... Thankee everybuddy fir all these birthday things...

Sniff... Makes me all weepy...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: JennieG
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 09:01 PM

Bobert, birthday wishes from sunny Oz too! well that is to say, it's not sunny right now....it's raining pussies and poodles and blowing howling wind too......but it's a nice lovely day coz it's your birthday, right? and birthdays are always nice.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 12:00 AM

Happy BIrthday, Bobert, sorry I am late! Really glad you are here and may you have a wonderful year and many more to come!

luvyakat

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 12:03 AM

"it's raining pussies"

Only in Oz . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 03:39 AM

not this part of Oz

sandra (ps. happy birfday, Bobert)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: JennieG
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 08:26 AM

Peace, some folks might say "raining cats and dogs" but we Ozzies have a more picturesque way of expressing ourselves.

Cheers
JennieG.......who always tries to speak correctly but can't resist having fun with words!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 08:34 AM

wowwwww. I'm thinking Bobert might be celebrating in oz next year......

Happy Birthday! You have the whole weekend to celebrate, and hopefully nothing to do but stay in and enjoy it : )

I'm glad you're here.

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 09:14 AM

Well Shit-Fire............I'm sorry that Jennie explained that but better now than after I ordered the Qantas tickets for Peace and I.

Raining pussies..............Wow, that'd be something to see! Really amazing too! I know I'd be staring up with my mouth hanging open in amazemwnt.......or something..........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 09:21 AM

You'd be licking your lips Spaw.

XG

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Severn
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 02:09 PM

Time again for harrissin' Mr. Harrison!

Happy Rirthday, Bobert!

and "Go Senators!"

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 04:09 PM

All The Best Bobert from Charlie.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 04:13 PM

Friggin' A, Severn... Go Senators!!!

(Ahhhh, Bobz... the Senators did just that...)

Oh??? I thought somethin' was missin'...

Go Redskins then... They ain't gone yet, are they???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Severn
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 05:54 PM

The Redskins,gone? Judging from Thursday's game, they haven't even arrived yet, Bobert!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 05:59 PM

Were those the Redskins I was watchin' Thursday night, Sevz??? Woulda fooled me...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 06:51 PM

A year older and a year sassier.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 06:54 PM

Ya' know, I been thinking about this all day and I tell ya' what........On my next birthday could y'all get together and send me somewhere it IS raining pussies?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 06:58 PM

Cat a tonic huh?

JM

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Sep 08 - 07:37 PM

Woo Hoo!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: Janie
Date: 07 Sep 08 - 12:34 AM

Chiming in late, dear friend, but the wishes are no less heartfelt for it. May you know peace and many blessings in the coming year.

Happy Birthday.

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Sep 08 - 10:37 AM

Well, by now it ought to have been a happy one. If not-- remediate at once!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Birthday
From: karen k
Date: 07 Sep 08 - 12:43 PM

Sorry to be late but my birthday wish is still from the heart. Happy Birthday. Savor it for as long as you can get away with it.

karen