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BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!

olddude 23 Sep 08 - 08:14 AM
Rapparee 23 Sep 08 - 08:34 AM
SINSULL 23 Sep 08 - 08:41 AM
olddude 23 Sep 08 - 08:49 AM
Jeri 23 Sep 08 - 09:06 AM
Little Hawk 23 Sep 08 - 09:30 AM
Big Mick 23 Sep 08 - 10:56 AM
Sandy Mc Lean 23 Sep 08 - 10:56 AM
katlaughing 23 Sep 08 - 11:06 AM
olddude 23 Sep 08 - 11:39 AM
Mrs.Duck 23 Sep 08 - 11:47 AM
Mark Ross 23 Sep 08 - 11:59 AM
wysiwyg 23 Sep 08 - 12:41 PM
Bill D 23 Sep 08 - 12:56 PM
Genie 23 Sep 08 - 01:00 PM
Little Hawk 23 Sep 08 - 01:12 PM
Bill D 23 Sep 08 - 01:16 PM
Bill D 23 Sep 08 - 01:21 PM
Peace 23 Sep 08 - 01:31 PM
Peace 23 Sep 08 - 01:34 PM
katlaughing 23 Sep 08 - 01:41 PM
Genie 23 Sep 08 - 02:19 PM
Ebbie 23 Sep 08 - 02:36 PM
Peace 23 Sep 08 - 02:53 PM
Big Mick 23 Sep 08 - 03:02 PM
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Subject: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: olddude
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 08:14 AM

All of this time he never told us, but I found this on the Net so it is official he is running. And we never knew, fess up Mick

Big Mick for President


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 08:34 AM

What does this do to my Chongo's candidacy?

Mick's a good guy, but is he experienced enough?


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 08:41 AM

The video won't load but I will vote for him assuming KoKo is his running mate. Female and non-human - she has all the qualifications of a vice-president including no experience whatsoever.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: olddude
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 08:49 AM

sinsull
you have to see this video it is a scream. try refresh on the browser

Dan


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Jeri
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 09:06 AM

I loaded it for 20 minutes or more. When I clicked 'play' it tried to connect me to PalTalk and everything froze, necessitating a re-boot.

No effing clue what it is. It might be interesting, but I'm not going to try downloading this unknown stuff again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 09:30 AM

This is just a blatantly transparent attempt by the Duopoly's agents to distract attention from the APP campaign, ably led by Chongo and Rapaire, the campaign that intends to shake the trees in America and put a REAL chimp in the White House for the first time, thus breaking through the "bamboo ceiling" and dealing a death blow to specism.

Do not be fooled. Vote for Chongo, Rapaire, and your local APP candidates on election day.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Big Mick
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 10:56 AM

If drafted, I will not serve.....if elected I will not run. No one is foisting another simian running mate me....... mate.

Mick.......LMAO


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 10:56 AM

What in Hell do they mean calling Mick an unknown? Everyone on Mudcat knows him! Perhaps he is trying to distance himself from us left wingers though! If I was a Yank I'd vote for you Mick! I was hoping that Shane in Blind River would take a shot at running here in Canada.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 11:06 AM

LOVED it, but now i have my own candidacy to run!LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: olddude
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 11:39 AM

sinsull
nothing in the video that can hurt you, it is just a flash like youtube. I am sorry it didn't play for you. probably a version issue


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 11:47 AM

Well if he doesn't get in I think we may have a vacancy at number 10 :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Mark Ross
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 11:59 AM

Well, it would be nice to see someone running who took his hat off his head before throwing it in the ring.....



Mark Ross


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 12:41 PM

Can bishops be elected that way?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 12:56 PM

LOL...now Chongo IS officially running!

Go Chongo!


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Genie
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 01:00 PM

Well, if Big Mick won't , maybe his running mate, Big Mac, will serve -- or be served?


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 01:12 PM

This is no monkeying around when I tell you this. Chongo is going all the way this time!


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 01:16 PM

It's a very clever graphis trick, similar to what they do here to make church signs.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 01:21 PM

I made this one several years ago.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Peace
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 01:31 PM

BUT, will any of the candidates promise--on pain of getting their cajones crushed in the slamming closed of a tawdry novel about the 'cons and their efforts to make Halliburton a Department of Internal Revenue subsidiary--NOT to invade Andorra?

WILL the candidates be allowed to answer questions, even though some might border being TOUGH? For example, were I to interview Chongo, my first surprise question would be, "Have you ever received hate mail from animal rights groups because you wear animal skins?" or
"Do you understand the mystical meaning of chiquita?"

I'm not gonna pussyfoot here. The killer question: "Who's gonna take the Stanley Cup this year?"

Time to stop empty rhetoric and move on to the issues.

1) Why were jujubes four for a penny when I was a kid and now they cost thenty times that?

2) Do any of you play golf when you should be in a church of some sort?

3) What do you think of the Dixie Chicks?

C'mon y'all. We have the platform to ask leading questions that our news department could interpret for it's viewers and listeners. NO, I say! YES, I say NO! But NO YES I say NO just because. Let us go fourth and allow Sara Lee her rightful place in the sun.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Peace
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 01:34 PM

I say fourth because the candidates will lead us forth, but fourth if you know what I mean.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 01:41 PM

I said, "Thanks, but no thanks, to the nomination for president!" (I have no ex-peer-ee-enz, so I'll bet I was s'ppos'd ta be happy as Mick's VP runnin' mate! Hey! I've got the glasses and other appendages!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Genie
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 02:19 PM

Peace: "BUT, will any of the candidates promise--on pain of getting their cajones crushed in the slamming closed of a tawdry novel about the 'cons and their efforts to make Halliburton a Department of Internal Revenue subsidiary--NOT to invade Andorra? "

For the record, Peace, the only candidate that has "cajones" would be Sarah Palin (and then only if we superimpose American English slang onto a perfectly innocent Spanish word and then double her allotment *g*).
If you you're asking Obama and McCain (or Biden), I presume you mean "cojones").

Genie

(Good question you pose, though.   But I thought the neocons were trying to make Halliburton a new cabinet dept.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 02:36 PM

Wish it were true... Go, Big Mick!


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Peace
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 02:53 PM

The candidates I meant were Rapaire, Big Mick and Chongo.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Big Mick
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 03:02 PM

Not that I am running, mind you, except to stay away from Koko and Chongo.......
BUT, will any of the candidates promise--on pain of getting their cajones crushed in the slamming closed of a tawdry novel about the 'cons and their efforts to make Halliburton a Department of Internal Revenue subsidiary--NOT to invade Andorra?That depends on how you define Andorra.

WILL the candidates be allowed to answer questions, even though some might border being TOUGH? For example, were I to interview Chongo, my first surprise question would be, "Have you ever received hate mail from animal rights groups because you wear animal skins?" or
"Do you understand the mystical meaning of chiquita?"
I am the toughest old softie you have ever met. I have wrestled in lime jello pits, against nubile, female Mudcatters such as THE FAIR ONE and Harpgirl WITH a spud in my thong the wrong way, and never a quiver of the lip. I will answer any question posed in a manner befitting my status as a long lost son of the Emerald Isle, which of course means that I will begin with a question to answer the question, and then debate meself as to the merits of the question and what you meant by it, as well as asking the neighbors for a bit of help. We should be able to clear things right up.

I'm not gonna pussyfoot here. The killer question: "Who's gonna take the Stanley Cup this year?"
You are kidding, right? Trick question, eh? This is so simple that it must be a conservative, right wing, Republican management trick. THE RED WINGS, OF COURSE!!!

Time to stop empty rhetoric and move on to the issues.

1) Why were jujubes four for a penny when I was a kid and now they cost thenty times that?
Because you are 20 times older, 20 times wider, have 1/20th the time to live, and these poor CEO's need to get that next million before you croak.

2) Do any of you play golf when you should be in a church of some sort?
Only when under the influence of the evil McPalin. In fact, anything I do wrong is their fault, and should serve as a good reason to elect me, so I can't be blamed for anything.

3) What do you think of the Dixie Chicks?
Again with the trick question. Love 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 04:11 PM

Aww shucks - I'd vote for ya!


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Genie
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 04:52 PM

Anyone who understands the real value of a Jujube might have a real shot at fixing our economic mess.

Go, Big Mick! (And Big Mac!)

Genie


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 05:38 PM

Since the ad was really about Chongo, I demand a change of thread title!


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: olddude
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 05:40 PM

big Mick even has women with his name tattoo on them ...
now that is dedication. He is gonna win I tell ya ... even if he is wrong about Lord Stanley ... it is coming to Buffalo this year


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Peace
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 05:55 PM

I am humbled that a candidate has answered my questions and only got one wrong. Thank you Mr Presi--uh, Mick.

I seek your council regarding Sara Lee. She was the raison d'etre for me in the 1960s. WILL she regain her rightful place at the foremast of the Good Ship Lollypop? Will she--a POTATO? OK. The lime jello I can comprehend. But a potato, not a cucumber? I suppose the potatoes were mashed?


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 05:58 PM

I'd be damn careful around Jujubes! Thaey are pretty closely related to the Jelly Bean and look what they did to Reagan.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 07:48 PM

Look at the mess Quayle got himself into with potatoes and he didn't even wear them. This could not be good although Mick will get my vote.


Any chance of a No Show job for me in the Treasury Department, Mick?


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: olddude
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 09:08 PM

Who would want a Treasury Job, it would involved printing worthless money. They would be better off to just pass out jelly beans as the new currency - at least a person could eat them when the groceries ran low


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 09:18 PM

I can't see them either. It loads (quickly), but won't do anything when I click the "play" triangle.

I'd say it's our browser except Mary is using Exploder, I'm using (antique) Mozilla and I think Jeri is using Exploder.

Hmmm...
Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Jeri
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 09:34 PM

Firefox 5 on Windows NT.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 09:35 PM

Chongo has asked me to answer these questions for him:

1) Why were jujubes four for a penny when I was a kid and now they cost thenty times that?

Because Canadian pennies aren't worth what they used to be worth in jujubes. I Chongo will fix that when he is elected by making Canadian pennies worth exactly the same as US pennies.

2) Do any of you play golf when you should be in a church of some sort?

I don't play golf, and Chongo chases his balls around a meadow for other reasons.

3) What do you think of the Dixie Chicks?

Those eleven secret herbs and spices really make the meat extra tasty, and even the breading is good.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Jeri
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 10:17 PM

Linn got me thinking, and Explorer worked fine.

Funny.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Willie-O
Date: 23 Sep 08 - 10:53 PM

Mick, I don't think you have time to be President, it would detract from your performance of your current full-time job of being Irish-American. Although I am sure you could do a lot better than...than...aw shit, just run already!

I'll be watchin from a safe distance.

W-O


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Escapee
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 12:58 PM

At last!! A candidate I can vote for! Usually I just vote against one.
We'll straighten some things out when the Irish are running the country!
Perhaps Mick could recycle old campaign slogans to keep them out of the landfills.
A chicken in every pot and a jam session in every garage.
A retreat from normalcy.
The only thing we have to fear is Running out of Guinness.
Ich bin ein Irish-American.
Give 'em hell, Mick!
SKP


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 03:00 PM

Can a Layabout be a President? Prolly, if the rest of the crew come on as the Layabout Cabinet. Lazy Fair gummint.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 04:40 PM

"Can a Layabout be a President?"

Yes! There already was one, but I can't remember for sure which one. Was it Chester Arthur? Hmmm. Well, there was one who was an overweight man who basically liked fine dining, fine liquor, soaking in a hot bath, going to parties, and living the life of leisure with his partying buddies and pretty much did that for his whole presidency. I think that qualifies as "layabout". ;-)

Chongo, on the other hand, will work hard if elected. He will work his little hairy butt off. He is no layabout. Vote for Chongo.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 08 - 11:44 PM

Chongo's platform is something every thinking primate, human or otherwise, can get behind. When I am he is President I he will fix the broken financial system so that everyone gets a square deal. The good will be sorted out and rewarded and the bad...will also get their reward.


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