Subject: Re: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: GUEST,Peanut Queen Date: 01 Sep 20 - 08:10 AM Last night and the night before, an onion and a pickle came knocking on my door. I got up to let them in, they hit me in the head with a bowling pin One went east, one went west, one went up your mama's dress. Now your mama's gonna have a baby, a little chocolate baby. If it's a boy give it a toy, if it's a girl give it a curl. Wrap it up in toilet paper, send it up the elevator. First floor stop, Second floor stop, Third floor you better not stop 'cuz h-o-p spells HOP. |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: Stilly River Sage Date: 01 Sep 20 - 11:45 AM We used to sing the innocent versions of this on the playground. But that last one would get a child sent home for inappropriate language, as would a number of the others I remember learning back in the late 50s, early 60s. This one offers a segue over to the topic about Are racist, but traditional, songs OK?. |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: GUEST,Some dude I guess Date: 02 Sep 20 - 04:26 PM Gotta say I'm a bit embarrassed about this one. Grew up in a hick town and learned the racial version before I really understood why it was more than just "more bad words". Anyway, for posterity: Not last night, but the night before 400 niggers came a'knocking at my door Went upstairs to get my gun Tripped over the piss-pot, on the run I couldn't swim, I couldn't float A big old' turd went down my throat Went downstairs to fix a martini Tripped over the stove and I burnt my weenie Went outside to cool it off And one of those niggers bit it off (sounds like a pretty shit evening) |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: GUEST Date: 24 Dec 20 - 08:03 AM Not last night, but the night before, Three tom cats came knocking at my door. One had a trumpet. One had a drum. One had a pancake stuck to his bum. |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: GUEST,BozMonsterCookie Date: 28 Jul 21 - 12:43 AM Not last night but the night before, 24 robbers came knocking at my door. I rushed downstairs but they got in ... they hit me over the head with a rolling pin. Later when I woke still feeling groggy, Everything was gone, even my little doggy. Had to lie down so I found my bed, tripped on the piss pot, it landed on my head. That turd wouldn't sink, didn't even float, instead that bloody turd went down my throat. I stumbled to the bathroom to get some toilet paper, trailing puke and its hot-sick vapour. Started feeling better got up a little later slipped and burned my balls, on the radiator. Stuck em' out the window to cool them off, down came the window and chopped them off. So I went outside to pick them up, along came my doggy and ate them ... ruff! |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: GUEST Date: 10 Dec 21 - 02:02 AM Not last night, but the night before, Two tom cats came knocking on my door, I went down stairs to let them in, Hit me on with a rolling pin, Now the rolling pin was made of glass, Picked me up and smacked my, Ask no questions tell no lies, ever seen a donkey doing up his fly’s, Fly’s are e newsents bugs are worst, This is the end of my chinease verse. Ching cong china man baught a penny doll, Washed it dressed it then it caught a cold, Called the docter, The docter could’nt come, All because of a speckle on my BUM BUM BUM. |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: GUEST Date: 17 Feb 22 - 03:32 PM Not tonight but the night before 27 niggers came knocking at my door went up stairs to get my gun fell in the toilet on the run went downstairs to get a drink racked my balls on the kitchen sink went outside to cool them off a great big nigger bit them off |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: Bonnie Shaljean Date: 17 Feb 22 - 05:24 PM I remember this from the school playground, as a jump-rope rhyme. Did anybody else sing a bit that went: One for the doctor One for the nurse One for the lady with the alligator purse And if so, what were the verses that led up to it? I'm racking my brain cell, with no noticeable results. |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: GUEST Date: 24 Aug 22 - 04:55 PM From elementary school, mid 60's S.A.Texas. Girls would jump rope and chant: Not last night but the night before, 24 robbers were knocking at my door. I asked them what they wanted and this is what they said... Spanish dancers, do the splits, Spanish dancers, do it like this..... That's all I remember. |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: Lighter Date: 25 Aug 22 - 10:40 AM Recited by a fellow grad student fom North Carolina in 1974: Not last night but the night before, Twenty-four robbers came knockin' at my door. Went upstairs to get my gun, Fell in the pisspot on the run. He made it sound like a real experience. |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: GUEST,Arthur Date: 10 May 23 - 12:15 AM In SE Wisconsin we sang, "Not last night but the night before, 24 niggers came knocking at my door. Went upstairs to get a gun, god damn niggers beat me on the run Went downstairs to get a drink, skuzzed my dick on the kitchen sink. Went outside to cool it off, One of those niggers bit it off" I never understood what "skuzzed" meant, But then, as kids we were never really interpreting these words. We had no ill will towards black people. In fact, we would sing the same rhyme if a black could join us for the game, and we would just all laugh about it. |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: GUEST Date: 09 Feb 24 - 11:44 PM Not last night but the night before, 24 robber came knocking at my door. Went upstairs to get my gun, tripped over the piss pot on the run. Couldn’t swim, couldn’t float, god damn bugger went down my throat. Went downstairs to get a drink, tripped over the oven and burned my dink. Went out side to cool it off, some damn bugger pulled it off. |
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme From: GUEST,och aye the noo Date: 11 Feb 24 - 06:22 PM Not last night but the night before three wee monkeys came to my door one had a fiddle, one had a drum and one had a pancake stuck to his bum |
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