R U lonesome 2nite Parody about Men

Subject: RE: R U lonesome 2nite Parody about Men
From: Carol
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 05:56 AM

Yes, that's the one, thanks a lot

Subject: RE: R U lonesome 2nite Parody about Men
From: Folkiedave
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 04:24 AM

Sounds about right. Fortunately I am an over 65 to whom this does not apply.

I think.

Subject: RE: R U lonesome 2nite Parody about Men
From: GUEST,Bill the sound
Date: 27 Oct 08 - 09:25 PM

LONESOME TONIGHT


               C               Em                         Am
Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight
                C                C7            F
Did you do all your calorie sums
                   G7                               Dm7
Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day
                   G7                                              C
When you had all your teeth and your gums
             Gm                        C7
Is your hairline receding, are your eyes growing dim
            D7                                    G7
Hysterectomy for her, and it's Prostrate for him
                   C                     Em                D7
Does your back give you pain, do your knees predict rain
                  G7                                     C
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight.


Is your blood pressure up, your cholesterol down
Are you eating your low fat cuisine
All that oat bran and fruit, and Muesli to boot
Keeps you like a well oiled machine.
If it's football, or rugby he sure knows the score
Yes, he knows where it's at, but forgets what it's for
So, your gall bladder's gone, and his gout lingers on
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight


When you're hungry, he's not. When your cold then he's hot
Then you start that old thermostat war.
When you turn out the light, he goes left, you go right
Then you get his great symphonic snore
He was once so romantic and witty and cute
How'd he turn out to be such a cranky old coot
So don't take any bets, this is as good as it gets
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight.


Is this the one you want?

Subject: RE: R U lonesome 2nite Parody about Men
From: Melissa
Date: 27 Oct 08 - 05:29 PM

http://allpoetry.com/poem/416969

I didn't find the one I was looking for, but this one amused me.
"Are you lonesome tonight,
Are your sideburns a fright?
Is your jumpsuit just a tad too small?..."

Subject: RE: R U lonesome 2nite Parody about Men
From: Carol
Date: 27 Oct 08 - 05:09 PM

Yes it could be

Subject: RE: R U lonesome 2nite Parody about Men
From: Melissa
Date: 27 Oct 08 - 04:48 PM

is it the one Elvis sang?

'do you look in the mirror and wish you had hair'

Subject: R U lonesome 2nite Parody about Men
From: Carol
Date: 27 Oct 08 - 02:27 PM

Does anyone please have the words for this parody - I have the one about women, with bras, loose teeth etc. but recently I heard one about men, bald heads, tight jeans etc. and I would love the words please, please?