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Knockholt 2009 dates

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Subject: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,woodsie
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 09:56 AM

I know it's a long time away but for people who like to plan things in adavance:

SUMMER
Wednesday 17 June - Sunday 21 June

AUTUMN
Wednesday 9 September - Sunday 13


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 12:57 PM

ARRGGHHH! The Knockholt mocks me. Actually the dates do. We can't camp and can't do weekdays, but may toddle in for a few hours on one of the weekend days. Weather permitting (snerk).


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 07 Nov 08 - 01:40 PM

Must buy diary to put these in.

The weather will be better this year won't it?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Mick Woods
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 12:21 PM

Dave Kenningham assures me it will be super!!!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 08 Nov 08 - 12:29 PM

Summer Camp- Hooray I have got it right- singers night on 19th.

Autumn Camp - Friday 11th September is Spindlow's umpteenth birthday, and I've booked Paul Sirman- still if the weather is anything like this year....


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 11 Nov 08 - 05:37 PM

Reefer-ish


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: vectis
Date: 11 Nov 08 - 06:20 PM

I've put the dates in my diary - I may even get there this year.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 11 Nov 08 - 06:24 PM

For anyone who visits this thread. It's off topic but... Trevor suffered a bad heart attack on Monday. Swift action at Kings has got him back almost to normal but he has to give up the fags and no driving for a month.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: romany man
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 01:25 PM

i cant write or read can some one remind me.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 05:35 PM

Ask your 'orse.... treacle seemed very intelligent too


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:14 PM

KNOCKHOLT SHEEP.THEY SHOULD BE A LESSON TO US ALL. ONE DOES NOT HEAR THEM BLEETING ON ABOUT THE WEATHER.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 11:50 PM

Excellent this thread is up and running I have booked the dates off this evening so I have peace of mind I will be there.

                Has I was going over,
                Those wild Knockholt mountains,
                I first met Captain Woodsie
                Drinking pints of Larkens.
               
                I first produced a cigarette,
                And I then produced me Rizla
                I said sit down on that tree stump man,
                and I,ll make us both a R...a.
               
                Witha Oh whata parlarva ana da
                Knock down that Larkens man
                Knock down that Larkens man
                There,s Kronenburg on the Bar


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 12:02 AM

There,s another three verses if anyone wants to add to it.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 12:41 AM

We were in the Tally Ho,
             The landladies name was Jenny.
             I ordered another two Kronenburgs,
             And went to spend a penny
            
             Jenny was a blondie
             who came from Mevergissey.(Thats in Cornwall)
             She said do you wanna come upstairs,
             And see me Cornish Kitty
            
             Witha Oh whata Parlarva ana Da
             Knock down that Kronenburg.
             Knock down that Kronenburg.
             There,s a Whiskey on the bar


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: melodeonboy
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 03:46 AM

Good one, Pete!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 04:47 PM

I've bought the diary.

Sheep beauty contest 1


Sheep Beauty contest 2


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: naughtyforty
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 04:48 AM

Won't be able to make the June one next year as Issy is making her first holy communion (of all the weekends they could have picked!!) but hope to be there for September!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 06:45 AM

Communion, wine, anyone see the connection???


Sheep beauty 3


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 08:31 AM

RB - I wasn't worried from the 1st two links.

I mean, you could be advising owners on entertainment contracts for their beauty sheep.

But link 3? I just don't wanna know.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Lady Raffles
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 09:29 AM

Naughtyforty, we didn't have a choice it's always the closest weekend to the 21st (remember??), we only get to choose when that falls on a Wednesday. Anyway you've got me worried now because Louis makes his first communion next year too, but I suppose we could always rush back to Eltham for a few hours and stink the church out with the smell of camp fires it will make a nice change from incense. By the way are you still staying at ours on December 5th (Folkmob party).


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: naughtyforty
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 10:23 AM

I know - the reference to the date was the church not folkmob!!!! Yes please - will give you a ring next week regarding that


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 12:10 PM

Sheep beauty 4

I hope that link works - I've never used photobucket before.

Warning! Miss Aberdeen is a little risque!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 12:42 PM

Just shown it to Trevor.... should I have let him get excited ?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 12:53 PM

Well that is better than the inflatable one. Snerk.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: naughtyforty
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 01:32 PM

I'm sorry but number four is plain scary!! At least number three was funny!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 03:33 AM

Number 4 scary? A woman in a woolly catsuit scary? I think it is quite funny, because it plays on the whole men attracted to sheep thing.

IMHO inflatable sex is scary.

"Warning: Do not display this sheep in the vicinity of curmudgeons, recent heart patients or knockholt attendees. May cause disruption in breathing.

Actually this may be true for links 3 and 4. Oh hell pick a link.
Which one does it for you guys?

Nows your chance to vote.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fisheye
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 04:21 AM

I am sure there must be a Druid festival that clashes with the church at that time of the year,
or did the church clash with the Druids,,,,mmmmm...
Anyway during these dark dismal days of winter we can participate in exuberant fantasies of the coming 2009 Knockholt season.
However I do warn you all, no two Knockholt camps have every been the same, The unknown factor adds to the excitement, especially when Pete The Hat starts his song writing this early.

fisheye


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 05:19 AM

I think it is quite funny, because it plays on the whole men attracted to sheep thing.

I meant to say after the line above ... "if you can't get his attention as a mere woman" try wearing this woolly jumper"

That's what I get for trying to do this in dark bedroom on tiny little eeepc keyboard.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 07:04 AM

The latest birth control pill is for men?
Its about the size of a Marble?
You put it in your shoe it makes you limp,
There,s a new one for women too.it weighs 500 weight they put by the bedroom door and no sod can get in.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 08:42 AM

No, a woolly jumper is a cross between a sheep and a kangaroo - maybe the kangaroo came to Knockholt...


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 08:55 AM

RB -- You missed the opportunity to ask exactly what I was "doing" in dark bedroom on a tiny eeepc keyboard.

Allusion to Christmas cracker joke lost on me. Is there an Aussie in the room?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 11:21 AM

I assumed there were one of two good reasons: -

A) Migraine but unable to resist Mudcat; or
B) Other half asleep and likely to fret if you left the bed.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 04:01 AM

Near enuff. Lifetime insomniac with head cold from hell. Surfing Mudcat, You Tube, Wikapedia, Cantaria and in general being front pew member of the First Church of Google. And doing some WORK work .... Parish Register handlists... Yawn.

Other half (had cold first) can sleep through my very audible symptoms, but will come looking if gone too long. It is a hangover from Andie's passing. He checks to see that I am OK.

Been up since 3:40 am, now 8:30 am. Think I will risk some cold meds and sleep when he is awake and can make emergency call if I have a reaction.

I still don't get the kangaroo thing?

And still mulling over ways to make next year's Knockholts. I may save up so we can hire a camper van just for the Friday evening thru Sunday bit. 2010, we will have newer car and caravan. Yippeee!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 07:03 AM

If I have not got rid of my little old van, and if my noisy daughter does not do princess bit and insist that she will NOT go under canvas, you can borrow that - but I think you have no towbar.

However, the likelihood is that daughter will if coming do the princess bit.

The joke is simple. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 08:02 AM

I get the joke. I just don't undestand what a kangaroo has to do with Knockholt. Think I am trying to read too much into it. Need more meds and sleep, not sheep.

Thanks for the offer of van. But as you said, we have no towbar and we can't make it until Friday evening anyway due to Chris' teaching.

If there is a way I will find it.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 08:33 AM

No, the sheep are the connection to Knockholt, which is why the kangaroo had to go there to get you a woolly jumper...

Salvador Dali anyone?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 10:29 AM

Actually that sounds quite good. Salvador Dali cocktail

4 cl Xellent Swiss Vodka
2 cl Karibso White Peach Liqueur
1.5 cl Cinnamon syrup
1.5 cl fresh lime juice
6 cl Grapefruit juice
6 cl Cranberry juice

I need to learn to drink whiskey.   That we have. Gotta be better than ephedrine laced paracetamol.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 11:52 AM

Latest on recovering heart patient. I have just scoured the internet for, and printed the leaflet that he imagined he'd brought home from the hospital. He's busy reading it. He's eating less rubbish and more fruit. Sleeping a bit during the day, but going to bed earlier and getting up by 8 am. He musn't go outside in wet and windy weather, so today he's a couch potato refining his aimlessly mooching about indoors skills. Before I saw the dos and dont's I got him to unscrew a jar of pasta sauce. He mustn't do that. He's watching Coronation Street, we haven't watched soaps for about 3 years. Half an hour of Corrie later and he's looking for something else to do. Time for tea.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 03:32 PM

Knockholt Insomniac,s.
If you cant sleep try counting sheep.

I have got a boxful of Display Rockets(Standard Fireworks) left over from me brothers firework party. I will bring them to Knockholt and set them off on the Friday night. I am trying to rig up a launching contraption whereby they will all go up together. I have got 7 4ft lenths of copper pipe so far.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 05:49 PM

If you tie them all to a blanket we could arrange for: -

LAMBS IN SPACE!!!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Girl Friday
Date: 17 Nov 08 - 10:04 AM

Brilliant ! So what other sketches / characters in Rowan and Martin's Laugh In did you like ?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 17 Nov 08 - 10:12 AM

Wow! Did you have Laugh In here in UK?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 17 Nov 08 - 11:31 AM

It was a long time ago. The lovely Aimi MacDonald was young! (did she ever get to be a rich lady?)

I more sort of had "PIGS IN SPACE" from the Muppets in mind... not Lamb Chop.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,woodsie
Date: 17 Nov 08 - 11:59 AM

Or even The pink Fairies "Pigs Of Uranus"


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 17 Nov 08 - 12:58 PM

Pigs In Space!!!! Woot for Link Hogthrob! Loved the Muppet show and most famous curmudgeons Statler and Waldorf. Favourite character Swedish Chef (didn't google once have a Swedish chef translator).

Don't remember much about Laugh In except being yelled at for sneaking down to basement (family room) when I was supposed to be in bed, to watch it. I remember the characters but not the actual jokes. Judy Carne, Goldie Hawn, Artie Johnson, Joanne Worley, Ruth Buzzy, Henry Gibson, Gary Owen and of course Rowan and Martin, there was big goofy blonde guy too. Remember Fickle Finger of Fate and I had a button/badge that said "You bet your sweet bippie" which I had to hide from my Dad. Not appropriate for a 9 to 10 year old to be sporting.

Ahhh memories.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 17 Nov 08 - 01:35 PM

Of course it was Muppets not Laugh In.... but in Laugh In I remember the running jokes like the German soldier hiding behind an aspidestra "Very Interesting....but stupid"... after a sketch or a joke. Goldie Hawn either was very young or she had loads of facelifts through her film career, or , most likely, both. I was around 16 and able to watch with my parents. We all loved it ! Never worked out what a bippie actually was! There was another Pig Soap in the Muppets, a hospital drama.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fisheye
Date: 17 Nov 08 - 01:50 PM

I have heard sheep stuffed with ferrets is quite nice, but not sure where to put the rockets. I suppose kangaroos could have been sheep with rockets attached. I will have to consult my Darwins Theory Manual. Laughing is part of the Knockholt code so every body should practice before they come ( you also do not need words or an instrument to perform)

Fisheye


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 17 Nov 08 - 04:25 PM

Help
Iam tuning my Mandolin to the same tuning has a guitar Ie My old fashioned guitar tuner. When Needle reaches center. Thats thenright pitch and Tuned.

But useing only strings E.Thin top E,Then A D G. It sounds in tune but to highly strung what am I doing wrong. The Cat starts growling when I play it am I tuning to high? Shall I knock it down a abit.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 17 Nov 08 - 04:26 PM

But wellies help (well they did September gone...)


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,woodsie
Date: 17 Nov 08 - 05:14 PM

No wonder your strings were breaking! The tuning should be G D A E from thick to thin. So, tune the bottom (thickest) string to G then play it on 7th fret and tune the next string to that and so on ...


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete The Hat
Date: 17 Nov 08 - 05:35 PM

Im Tone Deaf I cannot do anything like that by ear. Whats all this about the 7th Woodsie.
I dont doubt you, but the chap in the shop[ said tune it to your guitar tuner? I tune him to me guitar tuner when I catch up with him the bloody edjit. nothing stright forward. I take it to the club on Wednesday and see if someone can show me first hand the tuning. The chords and the notes are no problem changes are easy .well apart from A and E. but who [plays the blues on a Mandolin?
Thanks Woodsie. Par-larva


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: melodeonboy
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 03:46 AM

"but who [plays the blues on a Mandolin?"

Yank Rachell and Ry Cooder come to mind, Pete. The mandolin was a very significant instrument in the earlier days of blues. Here's an extract from a mandolin blues website:


"Although little-heard on commercial recordings after the 1940s, the mandolin played a significant role in the history of blues, with its first use probably dating back as far as that of the more familiar guitar. Throughout the '20s and '30s, the distinctive sound of this little instrument could be heard throughout the South and showed up on several recordings. A number of musicians continued to play and perform blues on the mandolin into the '60s . Today there is raising a new interest in the Mandolin Blues with some very cool mandolin players ( well actually guitar players with cool mandolin skills )."

Good luck with it, mate!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 12:47 PM

Steve O'Kane has just asked me to put a poem on the mudcat about trev so have put it on the tdl thread.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 01:49 PM

Thanks very much Melodeonboy.

I really had no idea ,tuning of the Mandolin is my objective at the moment. I aint seen me Cat since Tuesday. Cheers Mate.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Girl Friday sans cookie
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 03:18 PM

Just came across this
Sheep Software


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Girl Friday sans cookie
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 03:21 PM

Now a poem by Steve O'Kane for Trevor... sheep related.

There once was a rather large Leopard,
who said to a very small shepherd;
"I'm partial to Spam,
but I'd rather have Lamb,
not to play with...
but salted and peppered".

The shepherd said "don't be too hasty;
I know that my Lamb's rather tasty,
but it's mostly all fat;
(that's not good for a cat,)
think of what it might do to your waisty"

The leopard, (whose first name was Trevor)
said "Don't you start tryin' to be clever,
I can eat all I wish;
put it there on my dish,
and I'll still be as light as a fevver!"

Well, the Leopard he carried on eating,
(despite the accompanying bleating!)
at the Roadkill Cafe
he was munching all day;
(a belch was his favourite greeting)

He'd roll up a fag with some 'baccy,
it might have been normal... or whacky,
but it all made his blood,
somewhat sticky...(like mud)
.....(...and it's hard to pump blood when it's tacky.)

So one day his heart said "I'm tired.
this isn't the reason I'm hired!"
I don't mind a job
but it's making me sob..
I could rest if the bugger expired!"

So by way of a delicate warning,
the heart had a rest-break next morning;
when the Leopard came to,
he was there in the zoo
in the birthday suit spots he was born in!

The vets say he ought to get better,
but he must heed their words to the letter,
so to help him to sleep, he no longer counts sheep!

but he cheats,
and counts cheeses like Feta!

Tune anyone?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 03:48 PM

busting a gut on the sheep software. excellent

looking forward to hearing the new song. composers forward please.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 05:09 PM

This thread has gone Sheep, Bloody Mad.""
I Think we should all go and have our brains tested.


Mooooooooooooooooooooove Said the Cow
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalocks Said the sheep.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Charlie Watts,
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 05:23 PM

Hey my friend Mick Jagger said

"Hey you get off My Cloud"

Knockholt camper RB said.
Hey Macloud. Get off my EWE


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 05:54 PM

There is also the sheep screensaver - in fact since I last looked there seem to be many. I will make a list when I get time.

Woodsie. isn't what Pete said

Thin to thick EADG

the same as wot ewe said

Thick to thin GDAE???


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,woodsie
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 06:53 PM

Yes you are right. It exactly the same but Pete is having probs so lets see him thurs. hic ...


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,woodsie
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 06:57 PM

He's tuning the G string to the top E on guitar ( that'sand then upwards for the rest - thats why they're breaking - highly strung as Pete says.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 07:37 PM

No I am tuning the Guitar E.The thin 1 to the Mandolin Es,Thin ones By my guitar tuner. I then tune the Mandolin As to the A on Guitar Tuner.
Then Mandolin Ds to D on guitar tuner AND FINALLY I tune the mandolin Gs The Thick ones to the G on the guitar tuner. I aint doing nothing on the 5th or 7th, Any way thanks for concern but getting Keith Ferris tuition Re the above Par-larva Wed at folkmob. Once I know how to tune it properly I will be away.

The bridge is also ajastable by raising and lowering little wheels but I aint touching them has it was set up prior to me recieving it 2nd time.
Thanks again folks, I only go on the internet aT WORK
AND CAUSE i do shift work I am on rest days for the next 4 days be back on Internet Sunday.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 19 Nov 08 - 07:25 PM

More sheep


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 07:58 AM

Horray at last my Mandolin sounds like a Mandolin thanks to Keith Ferris of folkmob.
even the Cat noticed the differemce instead of fleeing in sheer terror at the sound of the mandolin he sat down and look up enquiringly at me has if to say ! MEOW THATS BETTER.

UPON CLOSER INSPECTION OF THE DEVICE WE FOUND THAT THE TUNING METHOD i WAS USEING WAS CORRECT,( Sorry to the Edjit in the shop I take aback calling you that,) and indeed the instument was not far out, The trouble was the Bridge was completely skee wiff and the line of the strings along the neck of the Mandolin was completely out of line.
PRACTICALLY HAS IT WAS IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO TUNE.

cONSIDERING THE CHAP IN THE SHOP TOLD me that the instument had been set up i again take abaxk calling him a Ejit and replace it with The Deciving Edjit in the shop.

Richard Bridge you were right a few threads back I quote.

Thats if they know how to do a set up?


now I can really go to it with the Mando0lin and pratish like mad.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 05:23 PM

More sheep ? Martin Carthy seems to be into young ones
Looking for Lambs


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fisheye
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 05:24 AM

We may be going to Mr.M's folk club at Robin Hood Bay over the Xmas holidays. Perhaps I could ask if he has any tips re our Sheep problem at Knockholt. I did ask Mr.Nelson (Willie), but he suggested Long Horns...I did not think they would go down well with the campers.
So other that Pigs I think we are lumbered.

Fisheye


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 22 Nov 08 - 06:21 PM

Mary had a little Sheep.
And with this sheep,
She went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a Ram.
And Mary Had.......A little Lamb.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 22 Nov 08 - 07:17 PM

Mary has a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would fall off


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 09:35 AM

Think we're od'ing on sheep. So here's some goat

Goat Song


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 04:02 PM

RB... love it

My mom use to recite this little poem when she was fishing.

Of all the fishies in the sea
My favourite is the bass
He climbs up on the seaweed trees
and slides down on his





hands and knees

She always caught the most fish.

That goat thing is more disturbing than any of the sheep stuff.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 05:43 PM

I am sure that many folk know tht I used to be a guide down Chislehurst caves for years behond recall. Well I have discovered on the Internet.Knockholt Chalk Mine. Yes it does excist just type in Knockholt Chalk mine on the Google site and up it pops. Well Iam going to try to gain permission to have a view of the Mine in June.
at the time of our Folkmob Knockholt camp.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: romany man
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 05:51 PM

yeh but ya cant find the ferret infested treacle mines of faversham, any one know where i can get those wellies with the straps on the front, just a thought


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 06:29 PM

Ah I have found them.
Go to Google. type in.

Ferret infested treacle mines of faversham and up they pop top heading.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 06:30 PM


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 06:31 PM

Sorry folks computers froze.
that was me above and Im not jokeing the ferret infested treacle mines do excist.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 07:15 AM

Due to folk lighting open fires on the field last year and burning bloody great holes in the ground I suggest we make it quite plain that cooking is only done on the fire during the day or off the ground on a tree stump like I do, or the farmer will get really pissed off. if this gets out of hand.

I have located the owners of Knockholt mine and they said to contact them nearer the time and they will arrange a day time visit, which will not interfere with any music sessions I stress that this visit is not for the faint heated or those with walking difficulties or anyone who is remotely scared of the dark. Parafin lamps on loan from Chislehurst caves will be on offer and anyone who has a torch bring it along. we will be shown around by the owner and the tour should last about an hour, No money required. Dress to go down a mine. and wellie boots or hiking boots a deffinate.

If no one wishes to go I go on me own I book it for the Saturday afternoon about 2,30.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Dipsodeb
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 01:15 PM

just a little sheep joke for richard,
how do welsh men find sheep in the long grass !

A. irresistable.

Big pat.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Dec 08 - 02:41 PM

I have recieved a message from the Knockholt Chalk mines in regards
to my planned visit in June. Due to Health and Safety Regs my request has been turned down Has they can only entertain Caving Clubs and Organisation like K.U.R.G.
KENT UNDERGROUN RESEARCH GROUP, Due to P.L.I
Public liability insurance. Its a shame that this Nanny state we all live these days prevents folk from a pleasent afternoon of history and a wander round a stunning old mine. I will try to arrange a trip to Chislehurst Caves where there is no such par-larva due to fact that CHISLEHURST CAVES HAVE THERE OWN VISITORS P.L.I. A alturnative date will have to be made for a such a tour. Sorry folks.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: romany man
Date: 05 Dec 08 - 02:50 PM

we could infest the mines with ferrets , like the faversham treacle mines, or we could set the sheep on the owners of the mine,


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 06 Dec 08 - 11:05 AM

I have seen the flock in action (when they escaped into our field). That would surely terrify the mine's owners into submission!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,fast BuckFreddie
Date: 06 Dec 08 - 02:51 PM

I will do tours of the Knockholt Flint Pit for £2 a head!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 06 Dec 08 - 03:36 PM

My Caving Instints have just kicked in.
Alarms belles are ringing.

I Wouldnt go any where near Knockholt Chalk Mines With someone called Fast buck Freddie lete alone down the Mine.

Saints preserve us you not only charge us to get in your charge us to get bloody out again.
Yeah that right.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 28 Dec 08 - 06:30 PM

Thats it. Both Knockholts booked through work and I will be there.
ROLL ON KNOCKHOLT


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 29 Dec 08 - 07:17 AM

I'll be there but not so sure about this rolling stuff.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 29 Dec 08 - 08:05 AM

2009 - We will probably be there day time Saturdays if weather permits.

2010 - Friday night thru Sunday. We should have newerish car and some kind of caravan by then.

Really looking forward to first overnight Knockholt.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 29 Dec 08 - 01:10 PM

considering the floods and gales we had September last it might be a good idea in June to have the Marquee where it was last September but turned sideways on to prevent great gusts entering the tent. That way we wont have to have the Par-larva and rigmorole of putting up a makeshift enterence shelter which blew down on top of me the second it was put up.
sideways on will prevent gusts (if there are any in June) entering the tent and blowing everything over, like my beer.it will make it less drafty and hench warmer for the folk and less dangerous. Brians cigarette end blew off the fag and went stright in me eye.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fisheye
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 03:34 AM

Unfortunately which ever way we erect the marquee the wind does have a tendency to
change. Therefore if we nominate you as 'marquee man', you can keep the entrance in the appropriate direction,


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 07:00 PM

nominate me has Marquee Man. Huh Whats new.

Ive helped put it up and take it down for the last three years. Well this year I help put it up.....so looks like Mick Forde will be taking it down on his own?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 07:11 PM

why do tone deaf leopard bother with that trailer tent they might has well sleep up in a tree like leopards do.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 07:13 PM

They do sommit else up in a tree too but we shall not go there shall we?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 31 Dec 08 - 03:24 AM

Actually TDL use a folding caravan, not a trailer tent. Fisheye and Fair Maid use (or have used) a trailer tent.

As for things up trees, it might be safer than the mobile thunderbox!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,woodsie
Date: 31 Dec 08 - 04:50 AM

Why all this talk about gales and marquees? - the weather will be great, a real scorcher - trust me!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 31 Dec 08 - 08:24 AM

As long as I'm not in the marquee when you move it. Had enough of that parlaver when you moved the loos! Our folding caravan is dry, warm, and draught proof with the double glazing, so what would we want with trees? Especiually since they have atendancy to get struck by lightening!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 05:29 PM

WHAT DO YOU CALL A lEOPARD WHO BATHS THREE TIME A DAY.....Spotless.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 04 Feb 09 - 09:33 AM

Cruising through the Lyrics and knowledge I found this.



More stuff about sheep


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: romany man
Date: 04 Feb 09 - 01:40 PM

better not rain sold the shogun to an unsuspecting colonial who is exorting the beast, hope he dont notice the tractor oil in the diff and gearbox,


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 05 Feb 09 - 03:56 AM

Tractor oil? What's wrong with traditional remedies like Fuller's earth (box) or sawdust (diff)?

Anyway

"Baa baa black sheep have you any tush?
Yes oooh! yes! Sir, thank you very much"


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 05 Feb 09 - 04:09 AM

I think I am going to have to attend Knockholt as an animal rights activist. Set up a ovine rape hotline.

But then if the ewes are pining because of this   well then maybe I shouldn't worry if folkies want to engage in sheep shagging activity.

GAWD! Just too disturbing to think about.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 05 Feb 09 - 04:30 AM

100 sheep


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 05 Feb 09 - 08:52 AM

Tam - obviously that link was far too awful or eweful for my server to contemplate! It through up an error message.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 05 Feb 09 - 09:39 AM

Hi Sue

Link worked this morning. Now says the website is under maintenance or has programme error HTTP 500. May it will come back.

Anyway it was bizarre item about gay sheep rights and biological sin on Mindtweaks.com

Seems there was a study on why some rams prefer to mount other rams and the religious right and PETA got all involved claiming that what the study group was doing amounted to sheep rape. You google phrases and surreal things pop up don't ya know.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fisheye
Date: 05 Feb 09 - 12:10 PM

Gee if we study this site long enough do we qualify for an NVQ, a government certificate, or just plain bonkers.
don't answer that Richard B. your law degree may incriminate you.

fisheye


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 06:17 PM

Sing if you're glad to be mad... is Knockholt the new Bedlam?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 07:46 PM

No, the boys there are not bonny.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: The Barden of England
Date: 07 Feb 09 - 03:48 AM

Aye, true; very true ;-)
John


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: romany man
Date: 07 Feb 09 - 04:01 AM

as a resident certified looney i resemble these remarks


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 08 Feb 09 - 05:50 PM

In regards to Bedlam.
I work at Bedlam.

No Sue Knockholt is NOT the new Bedlam.

The present day site of the Imperial War Musume is the original Bedlam Madhouse( hospital).Lambeth Road. London

I do the night security there.
I look after it at night when everyone else has gone home.

many a shagger of Sheep was locked up there .

I go to Knockholt to get away from Bedlam.

I am a Bedlam Boy,
I aint bleeding bonny,
"I smoke like a stack and drink like a Fish,
But I, earn me Bleeding money" BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 08 Feb 09 - 06:34 PM

Bedlam hospital did not move to the buildings now of the Imperial War Museum until 1815.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 08 Feb 09 - 06:50 PM

Yes,Indeed designed by Sydney Smirke?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 08 Feb 09 - 07:01 PM

The left wing and the right wing were demolished .

The Portico and main building, & The Atrium still excists. IM alwqys walking round the Atrium . aint been poked with a stick yet?

Crippen was inturned there and his cell today is where the IWM keep there excess of Firearms. I go in there every night when Im on duty. Warmist place in the museum.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 08 Feb 09 - 07:15 PM

I believe the original site was Bishopsgate. untill Henry V111 stuck his whore in.

Now days in the dead of night one can hear a low rumbling coming from the depths. Not for the fant hearted in the dead of night. I say.

Its the Bakerloo line it runs directly underneath the excisting building.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Petev the Hat
Date: 08 Feb 09 - 07:43 PM

12.40
Time for a walk round the Atrium.Life is such a chore, Stop pocking me. Goodnight.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 09 Feb 09 - 08:45 AM

Sydney Smirke? Sounds like a Dickens character Pete.. or a Carry On character .... I know, let's make a new film starring Pete The Hat as Sydney Smirke. Fisheye could film it. We could call it "Carry On Poking With a Stick"....    nominate the rest of the cast please.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 09 Feb 09 - 02:47 PM

Yes Sue I see what you mean re the name re Dickens.

                            Carry on poking with a Stick
                            starring
Pete the Hat.....................................   Sydney Smirk.
Romany Man ............................... (Has a) Romany Man.
Beryl Steel (Double roll)       Lady of the night / Organ Grinder
Dave Kenningham..................Lord Helpus of Sod Hall.         
Jim Radford    ....... Captain Sunkit,...... H.M.S.DELEARIOUS.
Woodsie.Landlord of the Cockwell Inn Tillet,Herts
Richard Bridge...General,Lee,Grumpy.
Mick Forde .........................Police Inspector..Hugh Dunnit.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fisheye
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 06:17 AM

do you want this shot in 4:3,16:9 or Hi def......that will affect my fees

fisheye


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 12:27 PM

Def Hi Def... we want quality. Better be in Panavision too.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 12:50 PM

You have Started something now Sue.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Rafflesbear
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 04:13 PM

Won't it look a bit strange if it's shot with a fisheye lens ?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fisheye
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 04:26 PM

yes indeed give all you lovely ladies a nice shaped.                  Fisheye


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 05:41 PM

It will be bloody strange whatever lense its shot in?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 05:42 PM

On the other hand it may make some look Better?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the Hat
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 05:47 PM

Er Hmmm well I didnt mean that the way it sounded, I ment with the fields and Sheep , In Er, Yes thats it a sceanic sense?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 06:02 PM

Too late Pete ewe said it now


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 04:00 PM

Yes Sue I did say it but rather "Sheepishly,


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 07:41 AM

We have the sheep as "extras" of course, and the best lens for "depth of field". As long as it's not depth in sheepshit of course! I think there should be a casting couch where RB could audition each ewe to find a promising ewlet.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Penny elsewhere
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 07:45 AM

"I could search the whole world over until my life is through, but I know I'll never find another ewe..."


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fisheye
Date: 19 Feb 09 - 04:48 AM

It looks like the sap is rising in all of us awaiting the Knockholt
camp.
I will require some input regarding this film. Do we need the sheep naked or clothed....(if clothed I will have to go and pre-shoot some) I saw a few northern sheep, with some really nice woolly clothes on, then from my personal collection I retrieved some naked.
Now my opinion would be biased so I do require your input.

Fisheye


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Kev The Clogs
Date: 19 Feb 09 - 05:12 AM

Bah or clothed - bah of course!!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 20 Feb 09 - 09:08 PM

The Knockholt Sheep should be all sheered and then we can put blonde wigs on them and Red Lipstick.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 06:50 AM

I think, Pete you are inciting excitement... remember the average age of Knockholt campers. Meanwhile, what colour eye shadow?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: dilligafxx
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 07:03 AM

Considering the weather over the last few Knockholts should they not be in rubber ? a provacativly cut wet suit and thigh high waders?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 07:49 AM

They will be wearing rubber masks next, has for eye shadow,well I like the Egyptian look,but if there wearing Gas masks defeats the whole thing.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 08:43 AM

Fill the waders with crazy foam?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 05:00 PM

Crazy Foam.
I remember that, It came in a gas filled canister tube with a squirter on top?
The stuff was water based and when it hit you it expanded 7 fold. 1967/68. had some crazy face on the tube,

i thought i was the only one who remembered Crazy foam.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,woodsie
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 05:10 PM

Crazy Foam


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,pEte the hat
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 05:30 PM


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete the hat
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 05:34 PM

Woodsie, That the stuff I squirted it in me grand dads face, Took his belt to me but I flu.
Me sister got me to do it,


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Pete The hat
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 08:12 PM

I have just thought of a great name for a Folk Band?
FIDDLERS & PLUCKERS ?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,pete the hat
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 08:14 PM

Try saying that fast Pissed.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 03:17 PM

refresh


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 03:20 PM

Yeeeah!

Gundulfs have a paid stand on the Sat, but are only contractually obliged to sing until 8, and will hit the fireside by 9 (and as a result may be awake until after 12)!!


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: The Barden of England
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 04:34 PM

Looks like we'll be there from early - maybe wednesday for the June one. Sod it - why not!!! Unemployed, pissed off, but still got 2 homes (one with wheels on) ;-)

John Barden


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 05:20 PM

Yeah,Yipeeee this thread has come to life again its been in a state of dormancy since Febuaury.

This year I am going to bring me remote controlled Spitfire with me to Knockholt, for safety I will take it into a ajoining field to fly it for if it hits anything it tends to damage the propellor? Which is rather costly to replace.
Its one of those you can take up and when you want to bring it down you cut the engine and it glides down.

Its great Gundulfs gonna start proceedings off on the Saturday night,without doubt Knockholt is getting bigger every year,I,ll be there very early Wednesday morning and Polish Bird is joining me on Thursday.
Hoepfully Polish Bird will be there on time this year last September she was late and got lost and I missed the Thursday night dinner cause I set opff to look for her which peeved me because I had contributed £12.00 of Chicken breast towards the dinner and by the time I found her and we got back to the Marquee everything had been eaten and cleared away. All I got that night was Trenchfoot?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 05:32 PM

No, Gundulfs are not doing anything official at Knockers (AFAIK).

The Gundulfs there will need to go to another place on Sat and will then come back for Sat nite.

Clear?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 05:38 PM

Ok Clear on that Richard.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 06:00 PM

All these folkie terms of thrases are starting to become clear now.
Well with the exception of (AFAIK) What does that stand for ?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 07:38 PM

As Far As I Know


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 07:50 PM

Of course, Thanks? .W. A. P.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 08:10 AM

Even I worked that one out, though lots of the abbs
r
me


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 08:51 PM

Abs, GF? Where?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 07:06 PM

Do you know who wrote this Verse?
   
   There once was a soldier called Ed Sir.
   Who when wanted was always in Bed Sir.

"At five past One
They heard a bang from a Gun?
And Ed Sir In Bed Sir Was Dead Sir..? Thats a classic who Is it?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 07:22 PM

Here,is a clue.

A tern is a Bird.

!! Said Baby Tern,to Mother Tern,
"Can I have a brother?

Said mother Tern, to baby Tern,
One good tern deserves Another?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 07:37 PM

If you know who it is finish this one?

On the Ning Nang Nong,
All the Cows go Bong.
And the Monkeys.Jibber Jabber Jew.

On the Nong ning Nang,
All the Mice go ClING.
And you never can catch them when they do.

" So Remember Its a?




Ohhhhhhhhh " What a noisy plce to be Is a?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 07:42 PM

Time for bed . Said Zebedee?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 06:09 PM

What's with the fixation for birds and cows ? You'll make the sheep jealous !


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 04:26 PM

All that up there is Spike Milligan poems.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Weary Traveller
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 10:56 AM

where is Knockholt?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 01:38 PM

Hi Weary Traveller.
Knockholt is about 14 miles from Sevenoaks and about 10 miles from Biggin Hill and the campsite is about 5miles from Knockholt station
The heart of Kent.
Battle of Britain Country.

Tally Ho 12 oclock. !!Here come , those Bloody Fokkers Again. Send em packing Lads.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: The Barden of England
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 04:54 PM

Weary Traveller - this site might help. It's last year's but the venue is the same, the set up probably the same, just the date has changed:-

http://www.freewebs.com/knockholt/

John Barden


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Girl Friday
Date: 11 Apr 09 - 02:07 PM

We will probably be joining John at Knockholt on Wednesday. Need to get a tow bar put on the new car first though.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Apr 09 - 03:53 PM

I wil be there early Wednesday Morning or maybe Tuesday night and have a night with the locals down the tally Ho. It was great last year.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: fair maiden of nottingham
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 07:26 AM

V T and the silent one Fisheye and I formally invite you to sleep in Jess ( our little caravan) on the Saturday night of Knockholt that way you cam enjoy the event in full. All you will need to bring with you is sleeping bags and pillows along with   folding chairs and drink for   around the campfire. Look forward to seeing you all at Sweeps hopefully toe will be a lot better by then


fmon


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 02:23 PM

"Hi Folk .VT I have a Indian wig wam you can borrow?
Or is it a Tee Pee"?
"ArrrrrrrrrrAh ,Head Spinner I will have to get back to you? "Im Two Tense"?


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 01:15 PM

Thanks Pete, but if my arthritis let me sleep in a tent, we would still own one.

Fair Maid and Fisheye - many thanks. We will be there.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: Pierre Le Chapeau
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 03:43 PM

Good you folk will be there,?" Saturday night Ride On is great.


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Sooty Chicken
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 10:22 AM

Hello Friends of Ginger. In antisipashon ov you reading this fred.
I am in safe house, but poor Ginger is on Death Row. Please help to save her by visiting the BS sectyon.. "Free The Upper Stoke ONe."


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Animal(And Birdlife) Liberation Front
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 10:37 AM

It is high time that Ginger was freed. Here is where you can sign to get her out of jail. Do this or we'll send the monkeys in.


Free The Chicken


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Subject: RE: Knockholt 2009 dates
From: GUEST,Medway Police (Flying Squad)
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 10:55 AM

It has come to our attention that a certain MCAvity Chicken is implicated in the case and is, at present, a fugitive from justice. We have issued an arrest warrant, and would like anyone with information to come forward.


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