BS: Pun Sales Are Up

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 05:34 PM

Ya'll punin' me on, ain'tcha???

But nevermind that one... Professor Pun Punster was locked in a closet and told to come up with a pun... Instantly the voice from the locked closet said "O-pun the door"...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 04:53 PM

He deserves all the punishment they can deal out, but I'm sure that he's simply drinking and carousing, there behind bars.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Cllr
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 04:47 PM

Sev was sent to prison for the last lot he did

yes, you guessed its a punitentiary

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 11:22 AM

Up pun, my word!

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: quokka
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 10:46 AM

where's severn when ya need him? WE NEED YOU SEV!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Mr Red
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 08:23 AM

As a pundit I predicted this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Cllr
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 06:08 AM

punishing thread,

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Escapee
Date: 10 Nov 08 - 01:35 AM

You don't have to buy them. Get a ticket from the National Raffle Association and win them.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Bert
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 11:29 PM

That's 'cos Art is buying them all.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Melissa
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 10:45 PM

what I can't understand is why anyone would buy something the rest of us throw away..

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Art Thieme
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 10:36 PM

A pun my word!

art

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 08:55 PM

Oh deer, said the doe to the newborn fawn. This could be the start of something big.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Joe_F
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 08:52 PM

Why is bread like the sun?
Because it rises in the yeast and sets behind the vest.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: Bainbo
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 07:52 PM

I'm afraid I may have contributed to the increasing sale of puns, by buying 10 of them, all in one go, as an anniversary present, thinking at least one of them would make my wife smile.

Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 05:51 PM

This belongs here...

Subject: BS: Pun Sales Are Up
From: skipy
Date: 09 Nov 08 - 05:47 PM

The cost of the average pun has rocketed!
Over to you.
Skipy