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BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless

jimmyt 12 Nov 08 - 08:17 PM
Little Hawk 12 Nov 08 - 08:27 PM
Ebbie 12 Nov 08 - 08:45 PM
frogprince 12 Nov 08 - 08:48 PM
Sorcha 12 Nov 08 - 08:49 PM
jimmyt 12 Nov 08 - 09:26 PM
katlaughing 12 Nov 08 - 09:46 PM
Ebbie 13 Nov 08 - 12:00 AM
Ebbie 13 Nov 08 - 12:19 AM
JennieG 13 Nov 08 - 01:04 AM
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Georgiansilver 13 Nov 08 - 02:04 AM
Liz the Squeak 13 Nov 08 - 03:15 AM
Georgiansilver 13 Nov 08 - 06:00 AM
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John MacKenzie 13 Nov 08 - 06:05 AM
Liz the Squeak 13 Nov 08 - 06:14 AM
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jimmyt 13 Nov 08 - 09:53 AM
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Subject: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: jimmyt
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:17 PM

Well, all must know by now that with the current world financial crisis reaching every " crack and crevase of the apparal world, I have been forced AGAIN to appear nude in my new Folk Thongs catalog as well as on our website:www.thongsrus.com. I am not thrilled to do this yet again but if this puts Americans back to work, by god, it will be worth it.
I have also introduced a new thong cleaner that works on the same principle as the golfball washers that appear on various golfcourses. I think business will be looking up especially since my photoshoot was done in warm weather. I am taking applications for the Thong edition of Folkmusic weekly which by the way comes out a week before the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.   The Thong edition will be shot at two locations, Hull, and Takoma Park Maryland, both garden spots for great thong photography


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:27 PM

thing

thing a thong


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:45 PM

Just so it is presented tastefully, Jimmyt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:48 PM

If you know "Sing For The Song" by Shel Silverstein, this came out of a combination of that, and some of the previous Thong craziness here:         

Dance in a Thong

Sometimes you dance for the money; sometimes you dance for the show;
Time was, you danced for those bach'lorette parties,
Back before you got too old.
Sometimes you danced as a sailor, and you danced as a cop, off and on;
You remember the screams, and look back in your dreams,
When you used to dance in a thong.

Fling off the thong, boy, just like you did when you danced for those darlin's
And didn't even feel the cold;
Fling off the thong, boy, just like you did before all the arthritis,
And slipped disks,   and gray hair had taken their toll.

Now, you really don't make too much money,
And you're just a small part of the show,
And those darlin's are screamin', and foldin' their dollars,
For somebody else, don't y' know;
And your feet have been hurting like crazy,
And your back gets all twisted and wrong,
In an off-Broadway line, looking way back in time,
To when you used to dance in a thong.

Fling off the thong, boy, just like you did when you danced for those darlin's
And didn't even feel the cold;
Fling off the thong, boy, just like you did before all the arthritis,
And slipped disks,   and gray hair had taken their toll.




                                                             
                        Lyric parody by Dean Elkins, 2005.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Sorcha
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:49 PM

jimmyt has a taste? Well, I guess he should...he's a dentist after all.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: jimmyt
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 09:26 PM

Health department laws prevent me from working in this "exotic garb" also, all the SPatter!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 09:46 PM

He's not KIDDING!!**bg**


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 12:00 AM

Wish I had kept an emailed image a friend sent me a few years ago. It was a photo of a chartreuse colored clingy bathing suit on a somewhat portly man. There were self-material straps over the shoulders and the suit swooped down beneath his round belly, outlining a bikini-line at the groin and scooped out high cut thighs.

Talk about tasteful. lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 12:19 AM

This isn't quite it but close enough:

Chartreuse- the color that keeps on giving


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: JennieG
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 01:04 AM

Just a thong at twilight?

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: JennieG
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 01:04 AM

When the tights are low?

Cheers again
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 02:04 AM

"Thentimental thongs, thentimental melodies"......Can't remember who sung it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 03:15 AM

It's just a thong at thigh height....

I'd like to bring the world a thong?

I suppose an ultra thin bikini top ensemble would be thongs for the mammories?


I'll get me coat.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 06:00 AM

ROFLOL @ Liz


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 06:01 AM

PS Liz, how are your tits? Not heard much about them lately...........


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 06:05 AM

The thong is gone, but the malodour lingers on ♫♫


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 06:14 AM

Mytits are fine, thank you for asking. I saw one of the great ones the other day, stuffing itself with nuts. They prefer the bananahammock - it holds more nuts than the net thong and it's easier to grab hold of.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 08:00 AM

Where do I order this catalogue? And will Big Mick be in lime green this year? The Mr. Potato Head Style?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 08:05 AM

This is a good thing, JimmyT...

Now when you play in our blues band you'll have that inner torment that drives all good bluesmen...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: jimmyt
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 09:53 AM

I have considered the effect of playing upright while thonged and I think the risks of serious injury are not worth the greatness of the image.   I may reconsider if ebbie begs!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 10:09 AM

You could use the bow, rather than pluck it, or even better, slap it!

¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 12:09 PM

Double-check in a mirror before you have the pics taken


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: jimmyt
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 12:22 PM

Giok, that may work! I would have a free hand to hold a drink and still play a decent slap bass!   ...hmmm


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 12:31 PM

Depends what you're slapping it with my friend.

¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: jimmyt
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 07:45 PM

It is a new bass so I can't get too...aggressive!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 07:51 PM

Seems to me I remember a "cheeky" Getaway moment. Any pictures?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 08:51 PM

Thinthe he things tharp all the time I hope he'th thongleth cauth if he thingth he thingth thongth tharp.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Genie
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 11:19 PM

Without A Thong

Without a thong you should not show your end;
Without a thong a man should never bend;
Things may go wrong and shorts are not your friend
Without a thong.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jimmyt to appear 'thongless
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 03:08 PM

Still got the edible thong or has someone eaten it yet?


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