Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Peace
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 10:06 PM

Is that Telecaster pre-1962?

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Tim Leaning
Date: 25 Dec 08 - 10:20 AM

I wish I HAD heard some of the above - especially "Thanks for helping with the harmony, Tim", cos it's too long since I've seen you, mate!.
Awwwww
Merry christmas BBP you are lovely.

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: GUEST,KevBoyd
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 09:19 AM

"And now for my next carefully rehearsed and highly polished performance..."

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 09:21 AM

snork!!! good to know people are trundling around the other threads picking up these gems.

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: GUEST,John from Kemsing
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 09:41 AM

I`d just like to sing you my latest protest song. I tells of the trials, tribulations and costs of running and insuring a Porsche!!"

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Musket
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 10:14 AM

Is that an oboe? Oh really? I thought it was kindling for a bassoon fire...

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 10:21 AM

Anyone got any "new" songs about the financial downturn or the queues at the job centre?

Someone should start a thread about Statements we ARE likely to hear at folk clubs.

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Aeola
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 12:30 PM

Perfect!! I'll try this new one before Carnegie next month!!!

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Art Thieme
Date: 28 Feb 09 - 10:42 PM

What brand condom do...

Art

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Bugsy
Date: 28 Feb 09 - 11:23 PM

Here's one I've NEVER heard at a folk club.

"There are no strangers here, just friends we haven't met"

Cheers

Bugsy

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Clontarf83
Date: 28 Feb 09 - 11:51 PM

(heard at a Dublin concert....)

"this is a song Mick Jagger wrote when he was still alive,,,,"

(ruby tuesday)

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Don Firth
Date: 01 Mar 09 - 12:15 AM

"Play something we can dance to. Play 'Mattie Groves'. . . ."

Don Firth

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Don Firth
Date: 01 Mar 09 - 12:17 AM

"Does anyone here know all the verses to 'Greensleeves?'"

Don Firth

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Jayto
Date: 01 Mar 09 - 12:33 AM

"That distortion on that banjo is sweet!"

"The accordian player always gets the women."

"The folk band playing here tonight will be a little late going on tonight because thier personal jet has encountered bad weather and it delayed their landing."

" I'll pay for that I have more money than I know what to do with thanks to folk gigs."

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Genie
Date: 01 Mar 09 - 03:17 AM

OK, who else knows any Duke Ellington or Charlie Mingus?

Subject: RE: Statements you seldom hear at folk clubs
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 01 Mar 09 - 03:17 AM

Yeah, thats the banjo players Porche.

Dave H