Song Challenge ?

Subject: Song Challenge ?
From: GUEST,Bloody Dismayed
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 07:03 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/7777957.stm


trying, but struggling for a rhyme for

"wicked parasitic bastards"

Subject: RE: Song Challenge ?
From: Genie
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 07:20 PM

Title: "The Miners Hired Me As Their Lawyer So I Gave Them The Shaft."

Subject: RE: Song Challenge ?
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 06:31 PM

I don't want your millions mister, just give them back to the miners again.

Kitty

Subject: RE: Song Challenge ?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 11:23 AM

TTO: What a friend we have in Jesus/ When this bloody war is over

We support the working miners in our job at Beresford's
While they scrape to make a living
All our partners live like lords.
We will fight for compensation for the damage mining did
While the miners face the dole queue
We get several million quid.
Oh the smiling miners' faces, when their 'compo' has been spent.
Carefully, we will not mention we took "cough cough cough" percent!

Subject: RE: Song Challenge ?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 12:04 PM

To the tune of Waltzing Matilda:-

Once two jolly solicitors, said they'd help the miners out,
Fought for compensation, through the British court.
Won money by the millions, took a chunk out for themselves.
That chunk being much more to take than they ought.

Robbing the miners, robbing the miners,
Who'll come a robbing the miners with me.
And they laughed and they sang as they watched their growing bank accounts,
Who'll come a robbing the miners with me.

Subject: RE: Song Challenge ?
From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 06:45 PM

Well, if you must get even with them, the line might be:
"Make 'em walk amongst the glass shards."

It's a reach, but a tough rhyme.