Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Sep 10 - 06:15 PM

...and now for a better video, of that piece,(Tal wearing more foundation), but a lot clearer recording, LIVE....(for those who are more interested in the music!!!! I'd watch this, if I were you!!


Artists, at play!!

Regards,
GfS

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Sep 10 - 09:56 PM

Guest from Sanity, in my opinion you are not amusing. Only vulgar.

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Sep 10 - 10:32 PM

So??...What does that have to do with anything?
(Just a rhetorical question, you don't need to answer it)

GfS

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: Tim Leaning
Date: 23 Sep 10 - 06:07 AM

Piano ear?

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: C-flat
Date: 23 Sep 10 - 08:09 AM

A bad case of guitar neck?

..or Firemans Balls?

..or musical ear?

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Sep 10 - 08:24 AM

Dire ear

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 24 Sep 10 - 05:22 AM

For those suffering with sore or cracked nipples, I would recommend soothing them with a rub with cream sherry.
There is one particular brand that helps:




Harveys 'Bristol' Cream.


Cheers
Nigel
(For anyone confused by the above, 'Bristols' is one version of rhyming slang for 'breasts', as in Bristol City's = titties.

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 24 Sep 10 - 10:59 AM

By the way, just what the hell is: " Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?"

Sure been a hoot havin' a good time with it, though....

GfS

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: GUEST,Grishka
Date: 26 Oct 10 - 12:59 PM

GfS: See Cello Scrotum; Guitar Nipple is the female equivalent.

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: Steve Gardham
Date: 09 Nov 10 - 06:17 PM

Concertina Cock? The female equivalent is unprintable.
Fiddler's elbow?
Knacker bones?
Fifer's finger?
Conductor's condition/convulsions?

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: Steve Gardham
Date: 09 Nov 10 - 06:18 PM

Any more melody maladies? It's getting late!

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: Art Thieme
Date: 10 Nov 10 - 11:02 AM

To get this back to trad music:

Remember, Cock Robin. His real name was Penis Rabinowitz!!!!!

And then there was the guy whose name was Ballsack. He wrote many, many, many novels.

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: Art Thieme
Date: 10 Nov 10 - 11:12 AM

...and that Canadian, B. Cockburn. An unfortunate name...

And Lorena Bobbit---who wore a "dickie" around her neck!

She wound up in a "penile" institution I am pretty sure.

Art (who, as an infant, was brought to his parents by a dork!)

Subject: RE: Tech: Cello Scrotum? Guitar Nipple?
From: Art Thieme
Date: 10 Nov 10 - 11:18 AM

And on Twatter, you can send me a "twat." The wonders of modern high tech.

Vowels are wonderful in what they can achieve. Better than alchemy.