Subject: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Ewan McVicar Date: 28 Jun 99 - 12:20 PM Here's another one I believe to be pretty exclusively Scottish, but I'd be content to be proved wrong. For a start, Ken Dodd sang it the other night on TV, clearly expecting his Scouser audience to know the next - rude line. I have collected many variants. Most usual first line is Aunty Mary had a canary, up the leg of her drawers But older versions have Aunty Mary had a canary, whistled the Cock of the North or even Barnum and Bailey had a canary The tune I've almost invariably found used is indeed The Cock of the North. After the first line things go many ways. In older versions the Canary wins the Victoria Cross for noble or rude deeds. Santa Claus sometimes falls into the act. Peeing and farting abounds in versions I have. What I now seek is - if you are not Scots, what version do you have of the song, and when and where did you hear it? Has it travelled to the USA? (I have one version from Australia, from Scots emigres.) Please help me. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Doctor John Date: 28 Jun 99 - 03:32 PM Yes I heard the "Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers, when she f...etc" on the streets forty years ago in South Lancashire. It began: "We keep hens in our back yard we feed 'em on Indian corn, One's a bugger for raggin' the other and that's how they were born." We used to dance to the tune at the village hall and sing the words after too much Tetleys. DrJohn
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Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Bob Bolton Date: 28 Jun 99 - 06:36 PM G'day Ewan, Here in Australia, I seem to have always known (and therefore probably learned from my ex-Lancashire Grandfather, who was in the Australian Army in both World Wars) a version that ran: Aunty Mary had a canary, Up the leg of her drawers. For 'oors and 'oors, it cursed the Boers And won the Victoria Cross. When we we putting together a set of dance tunes for the Bush Music Club (in the 1970s) a Scouser lass, married to a local fiddler, was helping and she half-remembered another variant. This was probably: Aunty Mary had a canary, Up the leg of her drawers. When it came down, it's beak was brown And it said "I'm the Cock of the North". but she didn't remember the last line and none of us could remember the name of the the tune we used at a certain point - so it was published as "Aunty Mary" ... which is now a common Australian synonym for Cock of the North. Incidentally, this song must be slightly related to one (obviously to Comin' Thro' the Rye) that ended up in the first Australian Scout Songbook, which my father worked on. Sister Mary bought a canary From the butcher boy Sister Mary bought a canary It was her pride and joy But the bird would never whistle And she wondered why; 'Till she saw the sparrow's feathers Comin' thro' the dye Regards, Bob Bolton |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Murray on Salt Spring Date: 29 Jun 99 - 03:01 AM Rwan, you'll have seen the version in Barke's essay on "pornography & Bawdry in Literature and Society" [a very pompous title, that!] in the Smith-Barke-Ferguson edition of The Merry Muses of Caledonia (1959 etc.), which is the same as Bob's above. The "Barnum & Bailey" version is in Nicht at Eenie (1932), 33, with music, whence Montgomerie, Scottish Nursery Rhymes (1946), 95.[This has no mention of unmentionables.] Nicht at Eenie has another, ibid., which may be the original of that one, namely "Sister Mary had a canary Whustled "The Cock o' the North." It whustled for hoors & frightened the Booers, And won the Victoria Cross. A long time since I heard just a fragment of what may be another version,:- "Auntie Mary had a canary Up the leg o' her breeks" [Leslie, Fife, circa 1940 maybe]. But I don't see what the ensuing rhyme would be. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Ewan McVicar Date: 29 Jun 99 - 05:22 AM I am developing a theory that the most efficient way of collecting folklore is to use the Net. First three responses are all gold dust. Doctor John – you and Bob Bolton both locate versions in Lancashire, suggesting a drift south from Scotland. Plus, is 'oor' for hour Lancashire pronunciation? [I assume it is, but know not. If so, how much further south would such a pronunciation run, think you?] Was your (great) quoted verse to the first strain of the tune, or to the same strain as Aunty Mary? (I had by the way an initial image of dancehall teabag abuse, then recollected other brown liquids.) Bob – thank you for two new variant lines – 'cursed' instead of 'frightened', and the "When it came down" line. Incidentally, which version of the song known is maybe a fair indication in some areas of when the pronunciation shift from Boer (boor) to Boer (bore) happened. Maybe. Your Sister Mary song is brilliant as a possible source [or indicator of shared origin] for the fist line of Aunty Mary. Murray – I know the Nicht at Eeenie and Montgomerie sources, [since music in both is by the same hand, I wonder if the Montgomeries had a hand in Nicht at Eenie?] but not the Barke one – thanks for that. Aunty Mary is in JRR Ritchie, but I've not found her in the Opies or Frank Shaw's You Know Me Aunty Nellie? She turns up in Scottish single person recollections a lot. I'd assumed from Nicht at Eeenie's version that Sister Mary was a nurse in the Boer War, but as always in this game the more information I get the less I know for sure. Most likely rhyme for breeks that occurs to me, because of the double meaning, is 'leeks', as in say Aunty Mary had a canary, Up the leg o' her breeks It whistled for oors among the floors, And piddled among the leeks. There was a Mudcat thread at the end of May on 'Nonsense songs to dance tunes' which produced a possible source for the entry of the drawers to what can be polite enough: To the tune of Cock of The North: Chase me Charlie, Chase me Charlie, Lost the leg of my drawers Chase me Charlie, Chase me Charlie, please will you lend me yours? Prince Charles' party piece, learned from his Scots granny I expect, is Aunty Mary had a canary, whistled the Cock of the North It whistled for hours, and frightened The Boers, and won the Victoria Cross. One other point in what is rather long for a posting – the final line of Sister Mary is shared by another squib which begins "Jean McPherson is a person with bonny yellow hair". Thanks again. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Den Date: 29 Jun 99 - 06:36 PM Ewan we had a version in N. Ireland that went Auntie Mary had a canary Up the leg of her drawers. When she was sleeping we were peeping Up the leg of her drawers. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Bob Landry Date: 29 Jun 99 - 06:49 PM Before this thread, the only times I ever heard "Auntie Mary Had a Canary" was from Newfoundland singers. Great Big Sea incorporated part of this tune in one of their instrumentals which receives a lot of airplay in Canada. I don't know the name of the tune or of the CD. My father played Cock of the North as I grew up in Nova Scotia while, at the same time, my buddy Garry learned it in 3000 miles away in Alberta. Based on this, I would guess it's played all over North America. Bob |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Captain Swing Date: 29 Jun 99 - 06:59 PM My Mum used to sing We had three chickens in our back yard, We fed them on Indian corn, We had three chickens in our back yard, Now we've got none at all. Chase me Charley, round the barley, I've lost the leg of me drawers. Chase me Charley, round the barley, will you lend me yours? |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Ewan McVicar Date: 30 Jun 99 - 04:19 AM Den - got that one - but you're my first Northern Ireland report so far [which is astonishing considering the interaction between the North and Scotland). Bob - you might know it would be Newfies - I was telling stories at a festival in Prince Edward Island last Sept and met a few. Captain Swing - where where where did your mum come from, and when did you hear the song from her? [I need to try to establish chronologies as best I can.] If it was sung to the Cock of The North tune it seems undoubtedly a source for the drawers element. Even if not it fits the bill so neatly. (It could be the other way, but the neat nature of your verses maeks that very unlikely.) All contributors - I should have explained before now that at the age of 57 years I'm working on a doctorate on Scottish Children's Song, the working title of which is Auntie Mary Had A Canary. I'm working over my first chapter, using this song as an exemplar on how such songs are so often cut-and-paste remakes and reassemblies. Thanks again for help. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Doctor John Date: 30 Jun 99 - 04:53 PM Ewan, The first verse I gave was to the first part of the tune. Dr John |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: gargoyle Date: 01 Jul 99 - 07:39 AM By any chance, do you folk know of a site which has the tune "Cock of the North." To all of you it appears to be a standard. In the States I am not familar with it by that name. Thanks |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Bert Date: 01 Jul 99 - 09:56 AM Here 'tiz http://www.leeds.ac.uk/music/Info/RRTuneBk/RRtunes1/01/00000100.html |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Captain Swing Date: 01 Jul 99 - 02:49 PM Ewan, my mum was born and brought up in Grimsby, Lincolnshire, UK. She sang those words to me when I first started playing the mandolin around 1971/72. The 'Cock of the North " was one of the first tunes I learned and she heared me practising it. I guess she picked it up at school between 1925 and 1935. Captain Swing |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Tim Jaques tjaques@netcom.ca Date: 01 Jul 99 - 05:37 PM If I am not mistaken there is also a song called Cock of the North which is not to the same tune. I think that was discussed here or on the Scots Music list some time back. The tune to Auntie Mary is the fiddle tune known as Cock of the North. Figgy Duff from Newfoundland recorded the version Bob mentions, and I suspect GBS got it from their recording. Figgy Duff called it Auntie Mary, not Cock of the North. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Steve Parkes Date: 02 Jul 99 - 03:11 AM I seem to recall (v-e-r-y slowly!) that the "Auntie Mary" tune was called "The dashing white sergeant" when I were a lad - or is that just the dance? |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Ewan McVicar Date: 02 Jul 99 - 05:09 AM To thicken the plot, I've just found the statement in Emmerson's Rantin' Pipe and Tremblin String that "The jig Cock o' the North became the Irish Auntie Mary or the English Joan's Placket." Emmmerson transcribes Jaon's Placket, published 1817. On another Mudcat thread I learned that Irish fiddler Denis Murphy called the tune Chase Me Charlie. Can any Irish tune person help re Auntie Mary as a tune? It is not in O'Neill's 1001 Irish Tunes. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Ian Date: 02 Jul 99 - 07:36 AM More info in an earlier thread - here Auntie Mary is probably chasing Charlie! |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Steve Parkes Date: 02 Jul 99 - 07:40 AM There was a show or music hall song "Chase me Charlie" which was not unlike AMHC in the opening bar or two: Chase me Charlie, chase me Charlie, Over the garden wall!" is all I can remember. Steve |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Bob Bolton Date: 05 Jul 99 - 03:08 AM G'day Ewan, Since you are using the information on Aunty Mary's peripatetic canary in an academic context, I should caution against putting too much trust in the regional origins of my grandfather's songs. Although he was born in Lancashire, at Haslingden, in 1897, he went away to Grammar School in 1908 and would have had two or three years of Grammar Schooling before his father died and his mother migrated to Australia with the two boys. In Australia, he served an appenticeship as a carpenter, in a country district and, as soon as his apprenticeship was complete (and his mother allowed him) he enlisted in the Australian Army to fight in World War I. He fought in Europe with the Artillery and was demobbed under the description of "driver" - presumably of horse-drawn artillery. He met my grandmother in the south (Titchfield) in this period. He returned to Australia and worked as a carpenter until the great depression, when he spent a period on the 'Susso' - sustenance employment on government projects around the countryside - before he got a job as a carpenter on the Sydney Harbour Bridge construction and then work in building, as the economy picked up. When the Second World War broke out, he re-enlisted and spent the early part of the war in training, then the latter part, as a Warrant Officer One (Regimental Sergeant Major), in charge of guards at Hay Prison Camp. The point to all this is; Grandfather had a reasonably good start to his education and then was widely-travelled ... and spent a good decade, in two slices, in the army. He was a good singer and my memory is of a taste for 'parlour' songs and the repertoire of singers like Peter Dawson. It is possible that he could have learnt songs from many places and people (or printed sources) and it is not safe to assign a definite regional provenance to any of his songs ... but he did have a fondness for the Lancashire he was torn from as a lad. Regards, Bob Bolton |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: the plumber Date: 23 Jan 00 - 12:44 PM Aunty Mary had a canary Up the leg of her drawers It widnae come doon for half a croon It was caught on the leg of her drawers. This is the version we sang in Glasgow as children --The Plumber
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Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: GUEST,Bruce O. Date: 23 Jan 00 - 04:31 PM "Joan's Placket Is Torn", 1685, is given as an ABC, B248 on my website. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Mary G Date: 23 Jan 00 - 04:44 PM I heard another verse...maybe in Newfoundland along with Auntie Mary.. Uncle Charlie had some barley Up the leg of his drawers. If you don't believe you can feel me Up the leg of my drawers. mg |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Jo Taylor Date: 23 Jan 00 - 07:21 PM Steve Different tunes, different dances - Dashing White Sergeant Cock o' the North Jo |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Stewie Date: 23 Jan 00 - 07:54 PM Here in Australia, there was a children's rhyme that went along the lines of:
Aunt Mary had a canary There may have been another line after 'fry the eggs and bacon'. I think the ditty may have been included in Ian Turner's collection of Australian children's rhymes: 'Cinderella Dressed in Yella', but I have not seen that book in years. Stewie. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: GUEST Date: 12 Jan 04 - 05:32 PM we came from an irish/scottish family and had an auntie mary to whom we as children would sing; auntie mary had a canary up the leg o' her drawers she pulled a string and made it sing and it whistled the cock o' the north Don't know which the side of the family we learnt this from but our auntie mary was irish. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: akenaton Date: 12 Jan 04 - 05:58 PM Believe it or not this was used as a childrens play song in the West of Scotland,in my byhood (when our parents wern't around). Iv since discovered a dark side,as the third line refers to prostitution,andthe last to menstruation Aunty Mary had a canary, up the leg o her drawers. It widna come doon for half a croon , but doon came Santa Clause...Ake |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: ard mhacha Date: 13 Jan 04 - 11:41 AM Captain Swing the last time I was in Grimsby it was in Lincoln, just over the River Humber from Hull. And Den`s version of this lovely melody is the same in all other parts of the North. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Dave Bryant Date: 13 Jan 04 - 12:02 PM I've always sung (to the "A" part of Cock of the North) - Aunty Mary had a canary Up the leg of her draws, First it farted, then it departed To a round of applause. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Herga Kitty Date: 13 Jan 04 - 02:35 PM Dave I think the version I heard was similar, but "When she farted it departed" - which would be understandable in the circs... Kitty |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: RoyH (Burl) Date: 13 Jan 04 - 03:02 PM Growing up in Nottingham through the 1930s and 40s I learned from my parents, 'We've got chickens in our backyard We feed 'em on Indian corn, Some lay eggs and some lay pegs And some lay nothing at all. Chase me Charlie, Chase me Charlie, Lost the leg of me drawers. If you find it, never mind it, Stitch it on to yours'. They also sang, 'I wish I was a bobby, Dressed in bobby's clothes. With a big top hat, and a bellyful of fat, And a pancake on my nose'. And, 'We've got a baby, we've got a baby. The neighbours know it's true. In the middle of the night, We have to strike a light, And smack its little bottom 'til it's blue'. (Sung to the tune of an old pop song called 'We're in the Navy', not to be confused with the Village People song.) Other gems from the family repertoire include 'I like Pickled Onions', May the moon shine bright on Charlie Chaplin', 'I'm looking for the Ogo Pogo'. 'You are my sunshine, My double Woodbine'. And several more that I can't quite remember just now. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: gary213 Date: 13 Jan 04 - 04:17 PM This is the version i know Auntie mary had a canary up the leg o' her dra'ers she pulled a string, Her bra went ping and doon came santa claus |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: GUEST,Purtisha fae Glesca Date: 06 Jul 04 - 03:48 AM |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: GUEST,Purtisha, fae Glesga Date: 06 Jul 04 - 04:09 AM Oops! Lost my message. The gist of it was that my grandmother's maid taught my father and uncles a relatively innocuous version, but still considered very rude by my grandmother's standards, and it went like this: Auntie Mary had a canary Up the leg o' her drawers, And when it came down, It danced on its crown And won the Victoria Cross. My, what strange stuff one comes across in the middle of the night! |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: John MacKenzie Date: 06 Jul 04 - 04:22 AM To pick up on the thread drift on the words to the tune of Coming through the Rye. Alex Campbell used to sing these words. Jean MacPherson is a person Wi lang yella herr We went thegither doon the watter Last Glesca Ferr The rain cam poorin oot the sky Her herr she couldnae keep dry And oh the day the streaks o' grey Kept comin through the dye. I also remember a snatch of another set of nonsense words, and that was to the tune Blaze Away. That started off, When all of a sudden a great mealie pudden Cam fleein' through the air Giok |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Billy the Bus Date: 06 Jul 04 - 05:15 AM G'day Ewan (if you are still with us), Going backi to your original post from a half-decade back... "Aunty Mary" was sung by kids in New Zealand in the 1950s, with verses much like those above - especially those from Bob Bolton. Some verses were NEVER sung in front of our parents, Akenaton!!! Despite having learned the Vowdlerised version from Mum and Dad. Gary213 - Thanks for reviving the thread, I haven't thought of the song in a half-century. I haven't caught it before. Burl - your contri from a half-year back mentioned a song about the moon and Charlie Chaplin, that was in your family song-fest... That's taken me back to the 50s too (with a different tune to Aunty Mary and her Canary) - but with similar sentiments. The chorus went something like.... Oh, the sun shone down on Mrs Porter, And on her daughter, who was a snorter, Yes, the sun shone down on Mrs Porter [and on her daughter] And it threw their shadows on the sh*t-house door Or somesuch... Can't remember any more at the moment. Must follow it up and start a new Fred.... Cheers - Sam |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Snuffy Date: 06 Jul 04 - 09:12 AM Sounds like that was the Redwing tune, Billy |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Big Al Whittle Date: 06 Jul 04 - 09:48 AM I marriesd a bonny wee Yorkshire lass She wore a utility frock the only thing that she could say is Stop your tick-e-ling Jock I tickled her here I tickled her there I tickled her ev'rywhere I tickled her here I tickled her there I tickled her ev'rywhere |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Flash Company Date: 06 Jul 04 - 10:28 AM Blaze Away always came out as:- Aint it a pity she's only one t---y To feed the baby on! FC |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: The Borchester Echo Date: 06 Jul 04 - 10:50 AM Stewie posted several years ago from Australia: Aunt Mary had a canary She also had a duck She took it behind the kitchen door And taught it how to Fry the eggs and bacon Leave it alone and play with your own And paddle your own canoe This reminds me of Essex singer, dancer and box player extraorinaire Simon Ritchie's repertoire of cock-a-doodle-doo songs ("Me cock's me own so leave it alone, sing cock-a-doodle-doo"). A children's skipping song from North-East England: One two three o'leary I saw my Auntie Mary Sitting on the lavatory Eating chocolate dainties. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Billy Suggers Date: 06 Jul 04 - 10:58 AM .. in a cage indoors it whistled & sang and went off "bang" and blew the leg off her drawers (E Suffolk .. 1950s) goes with There was a bonny scotsman at the battle of Waterloo the wind blew up his petticoat and shew his kangaroo His kangaroo was dirty so he showed it to the queen who gave to him some Sunlight soap to wash the bugger clean (Lowestoft .. 1930s or before as me mum-in-law sang it as a girl) |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Big Jim from Jackson Date: 06 Jul 04 - 11:21 AM On one of Gary and Vera Aspey's recordings Gary sing a quick verse (pretty much already covered in the comments)of "Aunti Mary". Of course, they are both Lankeys, clean to the bone! |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: Jim McLean Date: 06 Jul 04 - 03:19 PM One, two three O'leary, I saw Wallace Beery, Sittin' on his bumbleerie, Kissin' Shirley Temple (showing my age now!) |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: GUEST,Brooke Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:47 AM I'm from Australia and the version I know is: Aunty Mary had a canary; she also had a duck. She took them behind the kitchen door to teach them how to... Fry eggs for dinner, fry eggs for tea. The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you want to... Peter had a boat; the boat began to rock. Up jumped Jaws and bit off his... Cocktails, ginger ales, 40 cents a glass. If you don't like it, shove it up your... Ask no questions; tell no lies. I saw a copper doing up his... Flies are bad; mosquitoes are worse. This is the end of a clean country verse. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: The Walrus Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:32 AM Returning to 'Aunty Mary' The version I grew up wth as a child was similar to Dave Bryant's: My Aunty Mary had a canery Up the leg of her drawers When she farted, down it darted Out the leg of her drawers. as for 'One, two, three o'leary', one that lurks in the memory is: One, two, three o'leary My ball's gone down the airy Please give it back to Mary Not to Charlie Chaplin. The 'airy' was the 'area', the 'light well' in front of a basement, where the dustbins are kept and which gives access to the coal celler. Thinking back, I must have picked this up from friends and/or family in the early 1960s - but as, by then we were living on a suburban estate with never the breath of an 'airy' for miles... (we moved out of Battersea in about 1962, during the great clearance/rebuild, before that there were airies a-plenty, as I recall). Walrus |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: RoyH (Burl) Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:18 PM Yes, my tune, (and everybody elses I think), to 'Charlie Chaplin' was 'Pretty Redwing'. We also had 'One, Two, Three Alaira, I saw my Auntie Sara, Sitting on a German aira, Eating chocolate biscuits. My wife used to skip to that one. Burl. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: GUEST,Ewan McVicar Date: 22 Aug 04 - 07:26 AM This thread continues to produce great versions of Aunty Mary! Re 'Down the airy' I've heard that from someone recalling it in London in the 1940s. The Scots version of 1 2 3 aleary links back to the poem Piers Plowman!! |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: GUEST,dunc Date: 20 Jan 07 - 10:46 PM Interesting that Billy Suggers remembers a version from Lowestoft... I learnt it there as a kid in the 60s, and it's taken me years to remember the last line. For us it went: Auntie Mary had a canary Up the leg of her drawers. When she farted it departed Never to sing any more. |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: GUEST,Andyval Date: 21 Jan 07 - 03:32 PM Very similar to the version I remember; Auntie Mary had a canary Up the leg of her drawers Whan she farted it departed Through the patio doors |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: GUEST,Jim I Date: 22 Jan 07 - 05:04 PM Giok had "When all of a sudden a great mealie pudden Cam fleein' through the air" FC had Blaze Away always came out as:- Aint it a pity she's only one t---y To feed the baby on! I seem to recall "Mrs McVitty had only one t**ty To feed the baby on. The poor little fu**er Had only one sucker to gnash his teeth upon. When all of a sudden a great mealie pudden Cam fleein' through the air It hit poor auld Nelly A shot in the belly And knocked her tae the flair." |
Subject: RE: Aunty Mary Had a Canary - where? From: GUEST,meself Date: 22 Jan 07 - 06:37 PM A couple of summers ago, my otherwise thoroughly proper mother shocked us all - not least of all my father - by singing: Help me, Charlie, I've got barley, Up the leg of me drawers; Help me, Charlie, I've got barley, Up the leg of me drawers. This was from her childhood on Prince Edward Island ... |
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