Australian Songs of flatulence

Subject: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: GUEST,Rolf
Date: 20 Feb 09 - 12:38 PM

well there's bound to be;

take it away cobbers

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: Bernard
Date: 20 Feb 09 - 12:41 PM

Mick, Me Mate the Master Farter

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: Rifleman (inactive)
Date: 20 Feb 09 - 01:12 PM

I've no idea WHY I did this but here it is anyway *LOL*

YouTube - Kevin Bloody Wilson - Mick Me Mate The Master Farter

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Feb 09 - 01:46 PM

Blow the wind Southerly???

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: rich-joy
Date: 20 Feb 09 - 06:59 PM

Don't forget that epic pome :
"The Day McArthur Farted, and Saved the Town from Drought"!!


Cheers! R-J

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: GUEST,Phil
Date: 21 Feb 09 - 03:52 PM

Bernard Carney's - Flatulence Calypso

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: Barbara
Date: 21 Feb 09 - 04:17 PM

There's a version of Bluey Brink (in DT) where in the last verse he sets his pants on fire instead of his beard. A quick search didn't pull it up, but I've heard it, so someone may know.
And Blow the Wind Southerly has a parody written by the inimitable Les Barker -- not an Aussie, though he should be -- called Breaking Wind Suddenly.
Blessings,
Barbara

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: Bernard
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 07:35 PM

Point of order... Bernard Carney's a Brit! Okay, he lives in Oz these days, but he, Bernard Wrigley and I were all at the same Grammar school in the early 1960s... in Bolton, Lancs UK!

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: Bugsy
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 01:56 AM

You may well have gone to the same grammar school Bernard my old mate, but I can assure you that Bernard Carney is now an AUSSIE. He, like me, has had the operation,(half his brain removed) and had a pair of thongs welded to his feet. We both consider ourselves to be British by birth, but AUSSIE BY CHOICE!

Cheers

Bugsy

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: Bugsy
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 01:59 AM

Having said that.............

Flatulence Calypso is a song written by an Australian about NZ Sheep.

Cheers

Bugsy

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: The Vulgar Boatman
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:47 PM

Bugsy - please check what thongs means to the northern hemisphere, and then work out why you would want them on yer feet...

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: Barbara
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 11:12 PM

We used to call them thongs here too in the north, but my 20 something daughter broke it to me thus: "Mom! Thongs are butt floss, not what you wear on your feet! Those are flip flops!" Sigh.
Blessings,
Barbara

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: Bugsy
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 12:31 AM

GOSH! I'm AGHAST! Don't tell me that one word can mean something completely different in another Country???

Next you'll be telling me that Canadians call a "Road" a "Pavement".

Cheers


Bugsy

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 04:35 AM

'The Thong is Gone but the Malodour Lingers On' ♫쳌ô♫

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 07:07 AM

TAE A FERT
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon amang yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind.
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sonsie face
Will have ye blawin' aw ower the place.
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
Awbody's gonnae have tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle,
It's like a bullet oot a rifle.
Haud yer bum ticht tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek
Pray tae God it disnae reek.
But aw yer efforts go asunder
Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me, a sonic boom!
God almighty it fairly reeks;
Hope I huvnae shit ma breeks
Tae the bog I'd better scurry
Aw whit the hell, its no ma worry.
Awbody roon aboot me choking,
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I feel much better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.
Wis him! I shout with accusing glower,
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
I dinnae feel welcome any mair.
Where ere ye go let yer wind gan free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty
Ower the sake o' wan wee ferty.

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: KEVINOAF
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 11:03 AM

EVERYTHING AUSTRALIAN IS FLATULENCE neighbors , paul hogan,rolf harris, fosters lager. ----so much methane bush fires get started

Subject: RE: Australian Songs of flatulence
From: Bugsy
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 05:17 PM

That's a RIPPER John!
No pun intended


Cheers


Bugsy